Evil Awe-Inspiring

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Several of us stared at each other for a long time like cockfighting. I finally reluctantly spoke and coughed hard: "Oh! This ... you guys should know that it is expensive to make a movie, right? At home, a low-cost movie will cost at least several million ... "

Having said that, I suddenly realized that this guy couldn't be beaten.

Whether they are Jojo or Azer, where are they short of money?

"And the filming, production, distribution ..."

"All of this is with you!" Jojo winked at me: "Do you have a dark blue entertainment company, and the movie company in Hollywood in the United States ..."

"Hmm ..." I sighed and smiled bitterly: "What about the box office appeal?"

With my question, the new four big wolves were shameless and turned their attention to Lei Xiaohu. Qiao Qiao even kicked him gently in the back.

"... Okay." Looking at Lei Xiaohu's betrayed expression, I sighed, "Even if there is a tiger to work for you ... but ..."

"No, but!" Qiao Qiao smiled sloppily: "This movie will definitely be a great movie! And it will step on the foot of the film you are going to shoot, Chen Yang, take your fate. ... haha. "

Rolling my eyes, I started to watch the script ...

Well, screenwriter: Wood ...

Title "Hero's Bloody Love History ..."

Uh, how to say it, the words in the opening title still barely catch your eyes-what can you expect from a guy with a scalpel full of formalin smell?

However, looking back:

"... Blood Love History-Play about the Tigers of the Three Kingdoms"

by! My anger is from my heart, and evil is born to my gall! Can't help but pat your thighs! What the **** is here! !!

list of actors:

Liu Bei: Aze (Sweaty Big Ear Thief!)

Guan Yu: The wood (the whispered wood plays second brother Guan? Uh ... imagine the wood looks red with shoe polish ...

Zhang Fei: Lei Xiaohu (this ... a handsome man with a gorgeous temperament plays Zhang Fei with a fierce leopard head and eyes, it is estimated that Fans of Xiaohu will cry down).

Diaochan ... why is there a Diaozen?

Taking a look at these guys, Azer immediately said: "Since it is love history, how can there be no female character? Just kidding! Which of the popular works is not a few heroines? The audience looked dazzled and screamed: Push it down! We only have one, which is quite traditional! "

Ok!

Diao Chan: A Mei, a small fortune fan ... (Uh, why not let Qiao Qiao play?)

At last……

by! This is too outrageous!

Lu Bu: Joe, Joe? ? !! !!

I swallowed hard and spit, trying to hold back Qiao Qiao's killing eyes. I asked carefully, "You guys ... OK? Jojo crosses ... Lu Bu?"

Obviously, I asked in vain, because these guys have good reasons!

A Mei nodded solemnly: "Lu Bu is lascivious!"

Azer's categorical tone: "Lu Bu is defended by Biao!"

The wood sighed painfully: "Lu Bu is invincible!"

Lei Xiaohu immediately avoided a few steps, and then pointed at Qiao Qiao: "This woman, too!"

I: "......... you make sense!"

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Before the Huoluo Pass, one hundred thousand iron armors, such as swords and swords, are so murderous!

Among the people, Lu Bu, Ma Zhongchi rabbit ... Ms. Qiao flew across the sword, stood before the Xiongguan in front of 100,000 enemies ... er, wait! Lu Bu didn't seem to use a knife, but Fang Tian painted his halberd, right?

You care so much! Miss Qiao likes to use a knife! Nope! Without a knife, how can people "cut chicken"!

Ms. Lu loudly encouraged morale: "My goal is to kill half of the people (men) in the world, and then put half of the people (women) in the world into my harem to give them happiness and petting! Zen, you belong to me !!! "

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Zhang Fei (Mr. Lei Xiaohu made a gorgeous appearance), holding a sharp sword (don't ask me why Zhang Fei doesn't use snake spears, you have the courage to ask the four big wolves): Oh! Three **** slaves! Be bold! Lu Bu doll! Don't know your three generals! Disappointed soon!

Lu Bu (Mrs. Qiao): Huh! Trash is trash! Cannon fodder is cannon fodder! Gorgeous defeat! How do you guys understand the gorgeous mystery! Let's go back and create beauty!

Zhang Fei (Lei Xiaohu): Huh! Sword is the weapon! Swordplay is the trick! No matter how gorgeous the language is to cover up, this is always the same fact!

(I squirt! What a great village sword heart version Zhang Sanye!)

Miss Lu: "Aha! Look at my unparalleled magnificent mystery! Real reincarnation!"

(Uh ... six reincarnations? What a familiar name ...)

Student Zhang Xiaohu: Ah ... (screaming)

The red-faced Mu Er appeared on the scene: "Little three! Don't be afraid! I'll help you!"

Miss Lu: "Another cannon fodder ... see my acrobatics ..."

Brother Redface Wood: "Haha! Idiot, don't you know that the same tricks cannot be used the second time in front of a real saint!"

Miss Lu: "Well, what do you know! Gorgeous tricks, how can you use it a second time! Look at my stunt! Evil! That is! Cut! Until death!

(Our day ... Saito Ichi and Lu Bu have a trick?)

Brother Elder Redface: "Ah ..." (screaming)

Liu Bei (Aze made a gorgeous appearance): "Well, it seems that these two guys can't do it anymore. I have to go at the crucial moment!"

Classmate Zhang Xiaohu / brother with red face, said in unison: "Boss, don't speak so directly, OK ... man can't say no!"

Soze thief Azerbaijan: "Huh! If you have something to say, it's my forbearance!"

Miss Lu: "Huh, the cannon fodder has increased to the third one! Why do men like you make such a despicable move! Huh!"

Liu, Guan, and Zhang Qisheng: "To maintain the peace of the planet! To prevent the world from being destroyed! Persevere in love and true sin ..."

Miss Lu: "Huh! What a mess! What the real purpose, you guys!"

Classmate Zhang Xiaohu: "Alas! To rescue the goddess Captain Sable Zen who was imprisoned by the evil you!"

Brother Redface Wood: "To stop your evil love for the blasphemy goddess Diaochan!"

Big ear thief Azer: "For the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty national laws do not allow lesbians!"

Miss Lu: "What a mess! These flies WW, look at my tricks! Gorgeous defeat! Real demon surrender !!!"

Liu Guanzhang: "Ah ..." (screaming)

Zhang Xiaohu: "Ah ... I can't move ..."

Brother Erlian Mulian: "The five senses are also gradually losing ..."

Big-ear thief Azer: "Miss Diaochan ... am I ... dying ..."

Far away, far away, Cai Fan, a beautiful fan, debuts, crying tears, and a background of gorgeous butterflies flying: "Oh ... star **** ... oh no, oh! Liu Bei's little universe is about to disappear ...

Liu Guanzhang: "Ah ... ah! As if I heard Miss Saori ... Ah, it's as if I heard ... Miss Diaochan's call ..."

Diaochan Xiaocai Fan: "Oh, you are the goddess fighters! You can't fall so easily ... trigger the seventh feeling in your body!"

Liu Guanzhang: "Oh ... don't we use that trick? The trick forbidden by the goddess ... Is it ... the goddess's horror? The forbidden Saint Gladiator's trick ..."

Miss Lu: "What a mess ..."

Zhang Xiaohu: "Look at our invincible fit!"

Brother Erlian Mulian: "Look ~ Bronze Xiaoqiang!"

Big ear thief Azer: "For the peace of the world! To protect the chastity of the goddess Diaochan! For the starting point! For the monthly ticket champion! For the annual championship! To dance big ... Small universe, burn it ~! ~!"

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Snapped!

I endured the urge to knock the script down on the face of the wood, closed the script hard, and reluctantly chopped it with a knife: "Wood, is this the script you wrote?"

"Please don't underestimate the energy of a comic fan!"

I took a deep breath: "Are you going to invest a lot of money and then make such a movie, and then release it to audiences across the country?"

"Wrong!" Aze stepped forward with a sense of vigilance instead of wood to block my killing eyes: "Not to audiences across the country ... but to audiences around the world! We also plan to send this movie to Hollywood for computers Special effects will also participate in this year's Oscar for best foreign language film ... "

I endured the urge to be hemorrhaged by this script, and looked at the wood with bloodshot eyes: "You ... do you have any other spare script?"

"Yes! Of course!" Mu Dayi said suddenly: "I understand very well that success cannot be pinned on luck, so I prepared for failure. In case this first masterpiece fails, we have a second backup plan!"

Saying that the wood took out a script from the back and handed it to me ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ I silently took it and opened it ... Then the first line of words almost made me faint.

The first line of words, impressively wrote:

"My journey is the sea of ​​stars ..."

I looked at the wood with a murderous look.

"Hmm ... Actually, besides being a cartoon fan, I'm also a silver hero." Taki looked at me calmly: "You can continue watching ..."

Turn to the second page ... "The artillery on earth, level one preparation ..."

I felt my fingers trembling and my heart dripping ...

"...% ￥ # ￥ …… ※% ※ ￥ ... my day !!"

These are the only two words I can say.

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