Evil Dragon Against The Heaven

The little girl looked like she was only old, with white clothes and two horns on her head. The whole face was childish. Ye Tianxie is convinced that this little girl has never sat there when he first appeared here, otherwise he must have been discovered by him for the first time. She seems to have appeared there suddenly.

丫丫: Rating:? ? ? ? grade:? ? ? ? The age is unknown, but it seems that there is always only the body and mind of the old age. No one knows what her origins are. It is said that she has been in the ice cave for many years. Only through her test can she enter the ice cave.

The eye of the evil dragon just got the message, the little girl has already shouted with her crisp voice: "My name is 丫丫, welcome this big brother to come here. The road here is very slippery, and the cute 丫丫There are magical snowshoes that can make people sleep on ice and snow without worrying about slipping."

Ye Tianxie has just approached, a long panel has appeared in front of him...

White snowshoes: White snowshoes, the soles are blessed with a simple magical pattern, and you can step on any road without worrying about slipping under your feet. Price: 000 gold coins.

Black snowshoes: Black snowshoes, the soles are blessed with a simple magical pattern, and you can step on any road without worrying about slipping under your feet. Price: 000 gold coins.

Red snowshoes: Red snowshoes, the soles are blessed with a simple magical pattern, and you can step on any road without worrying about slipping under your feet. Price: 000 gold coins.

Blue snowshoes...

Pink snowshoes...

Yellow snowshoes...

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"Big brother, look, there are beautiful shoes of all colors. Oh, right. If you don't wear this beautiful snowshoe, you can slip into the ice wolf cave. So for safety, The cute cockroach is not going to let the aunts and uncles who are not wearing snow shoes go in. "The smirk is called a sunny sun." I am afraid that the two horns will be tied to a balloon and they will fly with her fluttering.

Ye Tianxie is straightforward, a pair of simple shoes, even sold to 000 gold coins... Do not buy still not to enter the ice wolf! Grab the money! Naked steal money! The young age is so ruddy, don't go to the bank when you grow up... If there is a bank in the world.

Even if there is an impulse to pick her up and spank, Ye Tianxie has to take out a thousand gold coins and make a smile: "Little sister, your snow shoes are very beautiful, then I will buy a pair of black snow. Shoes."

Hey! The transaction was successful. Ye Tianxie’s hand has a pair of black shoes that look like the style of the slag. It’s like a dozen flat shoes on the street in the countryside.

I laughed more happily: "Yeah! Big brother! You are such a good person! Just a few big brothers can hate it, but also ask if it can be cheaper... The things that are sold are the cheapest, they It’s so stingy... Yes, there are some big brothers who actually ask if the group purchase can be discounted. What does group buying mean?”

"Group purchase is..."

"Dangdang Dangdang! Now enter the 丫丫 test mode, big brother, are you ready? Only through the test of 丫丫, can you enter the ice cave. Oh! It’s not that you want to do this, it’s beautiful. The creation of the **** sister to the task of 丫丫.” 丫丫 根 就 就 就 就 叶 叶 叶 叶 叶 叶 叶 叶 叶 叶 叶 叶 叶 叶 叶 叶 叶 叶 叶 叶 叶 叶 叶 叶 叶 叶 叶 叶 叶 叶 叶 叶 叶 叶 叶 叶 叶 叶 叶

Ye Tianxie straightens his waist: "Let's say, what test."

With the strength he currently possesses, I am really not afraid of any so-called tests... as long as it is not the kind of things found in the ruins of the bones.

His eyes flashed and his mouth screamed: "Dangdang Dangdang! Since you are ready, the test from the cutest beggars is coming."

... have to say that her narcissism and fruit have a fight. Ye Tianxie thinks.

"The first test..." A trick of a hand, a white paper scroll appeared in her hand: "Fill in poetry!"

Ye Tianxie’s foot was awkward, and he almost didn’t get stuck in the snow.

"Entering the ice cave is to save a poor little wolf, so not only must you have love, but also be smart enough. So, you must pass the sly intellectual test before you can pass. Oh, rest assured, big brother It is a good person, so the ten tests given by you are the easiest. The big brother can pass the five questions. You can pass the paper roll, and the tender smile is like a tender flower. Very cute.

Ye Tianxie took the paper roll - it was bitten by a snake (please fill in the next sentence).

Ye Tianxie: "..."

Holding the magic pen from the cockroach, Ye Tianxie did not move for a long time.

"Yeah! I want to start counting down, only ten seconds. Ten... nine... eight... seven..."

Ye Tianxie’s hand was shaking, and finally he gritted his teeth. The hand brushed it on the paper and finished it in three seconds. He handed it to his hand.

I was bitten by a snake, and I smelled ostriches everywhere.

He squatted and almost fell off the snowman.

I was obviously angry, and said: "I was bitten by a snake, and I was afraid of a well rope for ten years! This is what a three-year-old child knows!! Big brother, you are stupid! So stupid!! So stupid!!! It’s a super big fool!! Stupid!!”

Ye Tianxie: "..."

He did not deliberately, but really did not know what the second sentence of the proverb was.

Ye Tianxie has never been to elementary school, junior high school, high school... All his knowledge comes from "her". After the encounter, she let him have a home, take care of him, and then he will be his teacher, teach him everything...

Among the subjects of Ye Tianxie, the worst is foreign language, followed by poetry in Mandarin.

In foreign languages, he currently only remembers twenty-six letters. When she is with him, she will inevitably move everything in his life. When he reveals a little bit of imperfections in foreign and ancient poetry, she will be gentle and no longer let him remember what he does not want to remember, and these Even if you don’t learn, it doesn’t have any effect, but teaches him a lot of things he wants to learn and must learn.

Ye Tianxie eventually went to college because of her, because she told him that life without going through campus life is doomed to be incomplete. Because of a lot of emotions, a lot of wonderful things only belong to the campus, and other places can't feel the whole word touch and experience. Therefore, with the help of the left-breaking army. He easily entered the Jinghua University without the mathematics dream...

However, his campus life lasted only less than two months, and because of her departure, she became a passing smoke.

In the face of "a snake bite", Ye Tianxie desperately searched for all the verses in the brain that can be remembered now - of course, the number is extremely poor, and then finally pick a rhyming pair... So, let a The eternal collapse of the ages is absolutely born...

Once bitten by a snake, smelling ostriches everywhere!

"Don't be angry with a younger sister. I was bitten by a snake. I was afraid of a well rope for ten years. How can I not do such a simple question. I am just teasing you. It is so cute, it is even more lovely to laugh." Tianxie smiled and said that his face was not red. Hey, it’s not a big deal to deal with you!

The words of Ye Tianxie can make a normal person get a goose bump, but the effect is still quite remarkable for the little girl whose brain development is not yet perfect.丫丫 然 然 然 然 然 然 然 然 然 然 然 然 然 然 然 然 然 不再 不再 不再 不再 不再 不再 不再 不再 不再 不再 不再 不再 不再 不再 不再 不再 不再 不再 不再 不再 不再 不再 不再 不再 不再 不再 不再 不再 不再 不再 不再 不再 不再 不再 不再Or will it be even worse than the most stupid big fool."

Ye Tianxie: "!¥..."

"So, now is the fastest, most stressful and most exciting quiz, big brother, it’s time to prove that you are a smart person, you must listen to it!!"

Intellectual Q&A... Ye Tianxie can't help but wipe the cold sweat that does not exist on his forehead.

When the fruit rubbed his eyes, he immediately turned his eyes brightly and shouted: "The second question... watermelon and coconut are on the head, what would it hurt?"

"The key question is not whether it is watermelon or coconut, but which one is bigger. If it is watermelon, it is more painful. If the coconut is bigger, it is more painful than coconut." Ye Tianxie thought for half a second. The face is answered seriously. After answering, I feel that my answer is seamless. I am afraid that Einstein can't find a more perfect answer in the world.

"Error! It is not watermelon, not coconut, but the head! It is the brain that will hurt, the coconut and watermelon will not hurt! Big brother, you are stupid!" He shouted.

Ye Tianxie is directly petrified.

"Third question..." I didn't give Ye Tianxie a chance to breathe, but it was crisp and asked: "A black cat and a white cat are good friends. One day white cat fell into the black. In the black river, the whole body turned black. What would the first sentence of the black cat when he saw it?"

Ye Tianxie quickly exerted his imagination and turned himself into a white cat. After thinking about it for 0 seconds, Dayi said with amazement: "It will say, hey! Friends, you are much more beautiful than before!"

"Wrong!" His mouth opened and his white hand swayed.

"What does it say?"

"It will of course say ‘喵’ because the cat will not speak!!”

Ye Tianxie burst into tears.

"The fourth question... A smart and lovely Xiao Ming walked down the street and saw a lot of gold coins and a big bone on the ground, but Xiao Ming took away the bones and did not go to the gold coins. Why? ”

"Because those gold coins are fake." Ye Tian Xie Muran said.

"Error!! Because Xiao Ming is a puppy!!"

Ye Tianxie: "..."