Evil Hero

Seven Volumes of Wind and Cloud Change Chapter 244 Zhang Yang's Joke

The New Year's atmosphere passed quickly, and Feiyang Group also ushered in major changes in the new year. In view of the rapid rise in international oil prices, Zhang Yang announced that in the new year, the group's development focus will be on oil trade and the exploration and exploitation of South China Sea oil and gas fields.

In April, Feiyang Group announced the establishment of Feiyang Hainan Branch, and at the same time abolished the South China Sea Development Department, and merged the functions of the Development Department into Hainan Company. Zhang Bin served as the chairman and general manager of Hainan Branch. The headquarters of the branch is located in Sanya City, Hainan Province, China.

In late April, Zhang Yang flew to the capital, secretly met with Li Changwei, and visited Sun Siyuan. Of course, he also took the opportunity to meet with the beloved baby Sun Zixin, who he thought about day and night. At the Feiyang Hotel in the capital, the two did not even leave the door, and they poured out their hearts for two days in a row.

It is said that when Sun Zixin left the hotel, her steps were floating, and she moved from the elevator to the parking lot little by little with small steps. No one knows what happened in the middle.

On May 12, China announced a new round of large-scale military reductions, including 220,000 soldiers from the navy, army, air force and second artillery forces, who were demobilized within a month. The speed shocked the world.

At the same time, in Nanyue Province, close to Hainan, a security company called Longyang is recruiting employees in full swing. If people nearby are interested, it is not difficult to see that all those who come to apply are retired soldiers with straight bodies and unique temperaments.

On the night of June 27, this security company was raided by more than 300 gangsters because it blocked the financial path of local gangsters. According to local police, both sides used firearms in the duel, and the local gangs were basically not spared in this gunfight and all died on the spot. In the subsequent operation, the police arrested more than 400 people involved in the case from both sides, most of whom were Longyang company personnel. At Longyang Company, the police seized 36 American and Russian-made rifles such as M-16 and AK-47, 127 Chinese-made short guns such as "May 4th" and "June 4th", 55,558 bullets, 4 radio transmitters, and a large number of contraband items such as semi-finished bullets, magazines, barrels, gun telescopes, rocket launchers, grenades, and hand grenades.

The police therefore determined that the two organizations were criminal gangs with mafia characteristics. Since the main leaders and backbones of Longyang Company had absconded, the police reported to the higher authorities and issued a Class A wanted order. It also required all coastal ports and docks to block and search for suspicious persons with all their strength to prevent these people from fleeing the country.

In the depths of the beautiful South China Sea, there is an island reef that emerges from the water. It is internationally known as Scarborough Shoal. It was originally the inherent territory of China, and the Chinese called it Huangyan Island. In 1279, Kublai Khan, the founder of the Yuan Dynasty, sent astronomer Guo Shoujing to conduct a "four-sea survey". According to research, the point where Guo Shoujing measured in the South China Sea was Huangyan Island.

Huangyan Island is located at 15°07′ north latitude and 117°51′ east longitude, about 160 nautical miles from Zhongsha Atoll. Surrounding it is a circular reef disk 0.5 to 3 meters above the water surface. The perimeter of the reef disk is 55 kilometers long and the area is 150 square kilometers. The reef disk is an isosceles right triangle in shape, and a lagoon with an area of ​​130 square kilometers and a water depth of 10 to 20 meters is formed inside it.

Huangyan Island develops on a sea basin 3,500 meters deep. It is the part of a huge submarine mountain on the deep-sea plain that emerges above the water. There is a 400-meter-wide channel at the southeast end of the Huangyan Island lagoon that connects to the open sea. This waterway is 9 to 11 meters deep and 360 to 400 meters wide. Medium-sized fishing boats and small ships can enter through it to engage in fishing activities or take shelter from the wind.

To the east of Huangyan Island is the quiet Manila Trench, which is the natural astronomical boundary between the Zhongsha Islands of China and the African Protocol Islands (Huangyan Island is about 140 nautical miles away from the African Protocol Port of Subic). At present, the African Protocol country claims that the island actually controls its surrounding waters. Tourist divers and amateur radio explorers are also allowed to go to the island, but they will be monitored by the African Protocol Navy.

But what puzzled the African Protocol Navy was that the island had been occupied by a group of unidentified people overnight. This group of people announced to the outside world that from now on they will exercise actual control over the island. Without their permission, all ships of any country or individual are not allowed to operate in their waters.

Faced with this situation, the international community has paid wide attention. Huaxia and the African Union have solemnly declared that they have sovereignty and jurisdiction over the island and demanded that the illegal occupiers leave immediately, otherwise they will take military action. However, the other party ignored it and continued to step up the transformation of the island.

Huaxia has always been out of reach on the South China Sea issue, and this time is no exception. After issuing a few serious statements, there was no follow-up. However, this island is right under the nose of the African Union. After seeing that the statement was invalid, the African Union military officially announced that it would solve it by force and sent a naval fleet to forcibly expel it.

Countries around the world, including African Union, believe that as long as the African Union warships arrive, those illegal invaders will surely collapse and disappear. But what surprised all countries was that as soon as the African Union warships entered the waters of Huangyan Island, missiles suddenly rained down. Two of the four warships dispatched by the African Union were written off on the spot, and the remaining two returned with injuries and fled back to their own waters in a panic.

Then the occupiers issued a statement here, in addition to repeating that Huangyan Island will belong to their actual rule in the future, and explained that they are determined and confident to deal with any invading enemy and have the ability to defeat any invading enemy.

The two warships that escaped back became a strong evidence for the world's research on the military strength of unknown forces in Africa. What surprised these military experts was that the research proved that the weapons used by these people were the most advanced missiles made by the United States. Although Africa is a military ally of the United States, it has also caused a war of words with the always tyrannical United States for this matter. The mouthpiece of China also issued a statement again, saying that this was because the United States was unwilling to withdraw its troops from Africa, and secretly supported a group of armed forces to forcibly occupy the disputed islands in China and Africa, with the purpose of helping Africa actually control this area.

When President Ajia of Africa heard this, he was so angry that he cursed and angrily smashed his favorite white jade teacup. I thought to myself that Lao He was really talking nonsense. How do I know what the people of the United States are going to do?

At this time, in order to prove their innocence, the M country said that as long as China and the non-protocol agreed, the M country was willing to send troops to drive out the group of lawless criminals occupying Huangyan Island for free, or simply eliminate them. After two days of reservation, China euphemistically expressed its agreement. However, the non-protocol knew that it was easier to invite gods than to send them away. This time, it firmly expressed its opposition, stating that its country had the ability to maintain national security and did not agree with military intervention from other countries.

However, in the two military operations in August and October, the non-protocol again tasted the bitter fruit of failure. Once again, the missiles of this group of armed forces almost hit the African mainland, causing extreme panic among the African people. Fortunately, this group of people only occupied here and never actively attacked the neighboring countries. After consultation, the African Parliament finally accepted this reality. The battle only remained verbal, and no longer dared to send warships to step into this sea area.

Xu Manshi gave birth to a daughter weighing more than eight kilograms in April, and Hu Shasha gave Zhang Yang another son in September. He Wanying and Duan Xiuli both got pregnant in May. He Wanying was so happy that she hummed revolutionary songs every day while walking. Xiaoyu's nth film has been released now, and she is definitely the latest international star.

Mitsuko saw that Xia Yu was doing well in the entertainment industry, and she also had the idea of ​​making a comeback, so she also signed a contract with Xingyu Film and Television Company, summoned the original team, stepped up the rehearsal of new songs, and prepared to hold a solo concert in October, when she would officially announce her comeback. Both of them have positive and enterprising plans, and Zhang Yang only needs to support them. He took measures when doing that thing, so now the two of them watch other women giving birth and getting pregnant. Although they are envious in their hearts, they have to wait for two years for their own careers. The main reason is that the two are still young. Zhang Yang now has five children, three boys and two girls. The family can already open a kindergarten, so there is no rush for them to give birth now.

After hearing the news of the defeat of the African country, Zhang Yang was lazily leaning in the office of the general manager of Xingyu Company, listening to Yu Lingshan and Mitsuko discussing the solo concert at the end of the month. After answering the phone, Zhang Yang excitedly lifted up the heads of Mitsuko and Yu Lingshan and kissed them on their red lips. After the kiss, he realized that he seemed to have crossed the line.

Mitsuko smiled shyly, looking at Yu Lingshan who blushed and Zhang Yang who looked embarrassed, she wanted to laugh but was embarrassed to laugh out loud.

Zhang Yang touched his mouth, and finally couldn't say an apology. After a pause, he had to say: "That-are you two free tonight? How about I treat you to a few drinks tonight?"

Seeing Mitsuko nod and Yu Lingshan not objecting, Zhang Yang picked up the phone and dialed the numbers of Xu Manshi and others, saying that he would invite them to have fun in the evening. With this order, even Duan Xiuli and He Wanying, who were already five months pregnant, actively asked to participate.

Feiyang Group has many entertainment venues in Jihai, which basically covers 80% of all entertainment venues in Jihai City. But if these people go to their own venues, the managers there will clear the venue to welcome them, which will lose the purpose of entertainment.

If they don't want to go to their own venues, they can only go to Roland's club to play. Although Gao Yali and He Wanying also have shares here, after all, these people come less. Except for Roland and Tian Fanni who know that they are shareholders, other people inside don't know, but only know that Gao Yali and Roland and others are good friends.

Zhang Yang drove Mijinzi and Yu Lingshan to Roland Club directly, without notifying Roland and Tian Fanni, and booked a singing room first. The private room for dining is not to be booked again. Gao Yali has a long-term private room here. Zhang Yang and Mijinzi have been here before, and Yu Lingshan has also come here with Gao Yali, so it can be said that they are familiar with it. The three of them parked the car in the parking lot and went directly to Room 206 of Building No. 6.

Soon, Xu Manshi, Hu Shasha and others also drove to the club. What Zhang Yang didn't expect was that Huang Ying'er and An An Ningning also came with Xu Manshi. Everyone sat together and laughed and chatted while waiting for the food to be served. Zhang Yang realized that when he called, Xu Manshi was calling the managers of the branch to a meeting. Huang Ying'er and An An Ningning were also there, so she called everyone to come together.

Li Namin has now joined the group management, but her relationship with Huang Ying'er is still the same as before. They have been working together for several months, but at the same time in front of Zhang Yang, both of them are still a bit agitated. Feeling awkward.

Zhang Yang sat among the piles of makeup and looked at this and that. Although some of his wives had given birth to children, they were still radiant and beautiful. Not only were they not inferior to when they were young girls, but they were even more beautiful. The style of a mature woman.

A few people were chatting and waiting for the food. As soon as the door of the private room rang, a girl's sweet voice was heard: "Don't you treat me as a friend? You didn't even notify us when a whole family came here to play." ?”

Zhang Yang heard that the voice was very familiar. He turned around and saw Roland and Tian Fenni appearing at the door. Roland wore a black and white striped sleeveless T-shirt on his upper body, a pair of tight white cropped pants on his lower body, and a pair of white high-soled sandals. Tian Fenni is wearing a black short skirt and a pink short-sleeved shirt.

Tian Fenni stood at the door of the room and said with a smile: "Why don't some big managers call me and Roland when we come out to play? Oh, I understand. They must be afraid that we will disturb your intimacy, right?"

Roland also smiled and said, "It's not the fault of the sisters. I know it must be Mr. Zhang's intention." She and Zhang Yang are relatively familiar with each other, so they speak much more casually now than in the past. Zhang Yang thought: "Why do I memorize ideas like this? Everything depends on my head?"

Before Zhang Yang spoke, Gao Yali stood up with a smile and said, "You two talk a lot. Since you're here, come in and have a drink. Don't be afraid that we won't pay you today. It's our boss Zhang who is treating you."

Tian Fenni looked at Zhang Yang and chuckled: "Yali, this is not good, I don't want to disturb your family's intimacy. Boss Zhang didn't even invite me in. If I don't know what's interesting, it will be difficult to do business in the future." , I think it’s better to forget it, let’s go out now.”

"Tian Fenni, please don't talk nonsense. In our family, your sisters have the final say. Do you want me to kneel on the washboard tonight? If that's the case, I won't dare today. Go home!”

The food was served, and since they were going to sing soon, everyone didn't drink much. They watched several women chattering among themselves, but couldn't get a word in, so Zhang Yang suggested that everyone tell a joke.

At that time, dirty jokes had just become popular at the wine table, but this table was filled with the people closest to him. Zhang Yang didn't tell any sexy jokes to him at first, but Tian Fenni raised her little hand and was the first to tell.

What she said was: There was a company chairman who sent a text message to the female secretary: I miss you so much. You are in Room 3201 of Feiyang Hotel. Come quickly! But he accidentally pressed the group send button. After a while, the reply arrived.

Female Secretary: De Xing, why are you so anxious!

Female lover: We just went there last night, and now we are going again. Are you not afraid of getting tired?

Female Section Chief: Leader, today is inconvenient, please try another day!

Male subordinate: Great, so the chairman is also a gay?

Female subordinate: Coming soon!

Sister Wang from across the street: My husband is at home today, is that okay tomorrow?

Female Vice President: Did you just think of me?

As soon as she finished telling the joke, everyone including Zhang Yang knew that she was insinuating Zhang Yang himself, and they all burst out laughing at Zhang Yang.

After finishing laughing, He Wanying said impatiently: "I'm going to do two brain teasers to see which of you can guess it?" She paused, and her eyes wandered around everyone before saying: "There are two people. I went to the beach and was suddenly swept away by a wave. The name of the person who was swept away was Xiao Ming. What was the name of the remaining person? "

Duan Xiuli smiled and said: "What kind of brain teaser are you talking about? They said that there was a family with three children, and the eldest was called Da Mao... Your prerequisite is defective. You must have made it up. Who can be sure? I can’t even guess.”

Zhang Yang took a sip of beer and burst out laughing again after listening to Duan Xiuli's words. He smiled and said: "Yes, he should be called Daming, haha..."

He Wanying smiled and said: "No, is there anyone else who guesses? Geez, you are all really stupid, that person called 'help'." Duan Xiuli asked: "Why did he call for help? It doesn't make sense?"

"Hahaha..." Now everyone couldn't help it anymore, and they all laughed while holding their stomachs.

When everyone was done laughing, Zhang Yang said slowly: "Okay, we've almost finished eating, and we've almost finished laughing. Let's go sing."

"That's not okay. You haven't told a joke yet. If you don't tell a joke, it's okay. Just drink this bottle of wine before leaving." Tian Fenni said, taking out the bottle she just ordered from behind and the bottle was not opened at all. of liquor.

Zhang Yang chuckled to himself, but said, "I really don't have any jokes. Let's go sing. If you want to drink, we'll drink in the karaoke bar later."

Tian Fenni hummed: "This proposal was made by you. How come you didn't say it after everyone else said it? That's not okay. If you don't say it, you have to drink."

Zhang Yang pretended to be embarrassed and said: "I really don't have any jokes. If you really ask me to tell it, then I will continue to ask an academic question, which can be regarded as asking you for advice. Is this okay? This question is mine. When I was studying in the MBA training class, the teacher asked a question, but none of the students in our class could answer it. I wonder if any of you here know about it?”

Roland also laughed and said: "You tell me, I don't believe that any problem can be difficult for all of us?"

Zhang Yang smiled and said, "Actually, the question is very simple. The teacher asked: Who knows what the radishes rotting in the field and pregnant women have in common?" As he said that, he stood up and walked towards the door and said, "You guys think about it first, I'm going to the bathroom."

Gao Yali snorted, "It doesn't sound like a serious question. How can a teacher ask this question? I think you are probably thinking of something bad again?"

Hu Shasha also said, "That's right, pregnant women and radishes rotting in the field are completely unrelated, how can they have something in common?"

Zhang Yang smiled at the door and said, "Anyway, I've finished my jokes, so don't blame me if you can't guess. First of all, I declare that I didn't answer this question either, and I don't know the answer."

An An said, "Then what's the point of guessing? Even if you're right, you don't know if it's right or not, so I won't think about it. Let's go, sisters, let's go sing."

When Zhang Yang came out of the bathroom, a group of women had already left Room 206 and went to the karaoke bar. Seeing Zhang Yang approaching the door of the karaoke hall, Tian Fanni waved to Zhang Yang from the outside and whispered, "I believe you don't really know the answer. Tell me quickly so I can go in and laugh at them."

Zhang Yang mysteriously put his mouth close to her white and rosy little ear and whispered, "Then you can't say that I told you. Remember, the answer is: the similarity is 'pulling out too late'".

As he said, Zhang Yang squeezed in from behind her and laughed a few times after entering the door. Fortunately, the sound of the speakers inside was turned up very loud, so no one could hear his owl-like cry.

This book was first published on Kanshu.