Exploiting Hollywood 1980

"Hi, Billy..."

Ronald was on the business jet and waited until Billy Crystal got on the plane. The pair will fly to London together, where they will join Meg Ryan, who has flown in from Hawaii, for the royal premiere.

"These are some jokes I wrote, please help me read them..." Billy Crystal handed over a few pieces of paper, on which were the lines he had written to host the next Oscars.

"Very good..." Ronald flipped over. Christo's jokes were not vulgar, but the jokes were also very broad. Of course, this was not a problem for Hollywood guests. These people are not afraid of Hollywood humor, but they just don't like jokes that are too vulgar and drag them down.

Billy Crystal received the affirmation and finally let go of some doubts in his mind. He found the right scale. The next thing was to gather some comedy writers and slowly gather the amount of jokes.

After Ronald finished handling the business matters, a Japanese stewardess wearing an American uniform and a hat tilted her head brought him a plate of fruit and a handful of business newspapers and magazines. She is also a Sony business jet stewardess who knows the preferences of business people and delivers what they want in advance without having to ask.

Ronald nodded and thanked her. Japanese people do not accept tips. They believe that their services are top-notch and there is no need to use consumption to measure quality. Ronald was quite envious of this level of service. His company did not have the ability to hire such secretarial talents.

However, after a few minutes, Ronald's brows furrowed. The latest issue of "Newsweek" gave Sony a thumbs up on the cover.

Under the cover, there is a Columbia logo, the Statue of Liberty. But the face of the male statue looks very oriental, with his hair styled in a Japanese bun. And underneath, he looked like the statue in the New York port, wearing a Roman robe and changing it into a Japanese kimono.

The painter had a good grasp of the details, and the base of the Statue of Liberty was replaced with an Oscar trophy. On the left side of the male idol, in the special font of Newsweek, it says——

And my expression is lovely. If that contrast was deliberately designed by the director.

"Li Keli..." The male king turned to look for the director.

"By the way, you are very happy that they called you 'Liquidator Lawai'..."

"Your Majesty the Princess..."

Meg Ryan finished filming her movie with Tom Hanks and flew to London directly from Hawaii with her husband, Thomson Quaid.

Of course, Dionce Quaid has his merits, but my tendency to pick up male celebrities is really bad. From Lickley's bad friend, pJ Soles, to Back to the Future actor Leigh Thompson, and now Meg Ryan, the status of boyfriends in the entertainment industry has also been declining.

That person also acted like a small-time star and asked Meg Ryan to finish filming the movie with Tom Cruise and then vacation with me in Hawaii. When the two of them came to London for the premiere, they gave me every treatment they didn't give Meg Ryan.

Lickley thought, maybe this is a typical production of an extraordinarily low-key Lee Peck, the tragic American hero. I started out as a reporter, a lawyer, and a doctor, and now am I playing a good business hero when I am old?

The actor walked over and whispered to a few Japanese people. Then you came back and whispered to the middle-aged male secretary for a while, but it seemed that nothing had changed.

"Your Majesty the King..."

"Don't be too relaxed, he and Billy are the protagonists tonight..." Dong Bihe quietly took a step forward, asked Meg Ryan and Billy Kwitz to take a look, and asked reporters to take a few less pictures of us and the royal family. photo.

"Hmph..." I mean, it's not bad, but when he mentioned Dian Si Quaid, his face became even darker.

Next to her, her husband, Diane Quaid, acted like a handsome guy and gave the photographer a smile to take pictures.

"Dong Bihesang, Likrisang..."

At a royal premiere, the seats in the back row are reserved for the royal family as usual. Only Likri and the two main creators are sitting nearby. When the king wants to ask something, Likri can answer it on the spot.

"The movies he makes are always boring, reminding you of the expectations you had when you were growing up watching movies. Now it's the British movies that make people sleepy. When will he be able to make some bad British movies?

Likli suddenly felt a thorn in his back, as if no one in front of him was looking at me kindly. Likli was moved, and when this feeling hit him again, he suddenly turned around and saw the twisted eyebrows and eyes of Dians Quaid.

However, the actual perception of those who have benefited is one thing, but the press, who have experienced any harm, is not so polite. Stirring up people's emotions is exactly what we are good at.

"Your Majesty..." Dong Bihe leaned back...

After a while, another member of the royal family came, Princess Ronald.

"What kind of movie is that?" Likli didn't understand, so from his previous remarks, he could tell that it might have nothing to do with the acquisition company.

That person is not a typical female star with no acting skills. She thinks that acting is the most important element in becoming famous, so when I saw a role that didn't challenge her acting skills, my agent would push me away. Finally, it was hard to get back, and now my fame has plummeted.

"The votes to retain the current board of directors were 1.1 million...the votes for approval were 2.7 million...Mr. Garfield, his plan won."

"Thank him, Sister Ryan. If you heard that it was a romance movie made by Li Keli, just drive over and watch it. You can watch all my movies..."

"Ah..." He was finally woken up. He was angry for a while. After sitting under the chair for a few minutes, he came to his senses. It turned out that the plane hadn't arrived in London yet, and the family hadn't boarded the plane yet. The stewardess It was necessary to wake me up.

The God of Movies arrived again, and in his sleep, Lickli saw a scene of a small meeting.

Li Keli found to his surprise that this handsome man spoke very badly, without a gentle hoarse voice or a gentle attitude. Dong Bihe compared Dong Bi's voice in his mind. They seemed to be different. If Danny thought about it, you couldn't let yourself feel numb...

Even Meg Ryan was a mess at the curtsy she had practiced so many times.

On the other side of my group of people, there was a very beautiful man with reddish-brown hair and slim-fitting office clothes, which gave the man a gourd-shaped figure, which was very unmanly.

And I only dreamed about one ending of that movie. Apart from knowing that it was a business war movie, I didn’t remember anything about it.

To talk about that kind of ability, Li Keli also had to write a word of "confidence" in his heart.

"Traveling airbag?"

"Don't say that. He must have never had a chance before. You still want me to give him some chances..." Meg Ryan quickly asked me to speak louder.

"The movies I make are more in line with the aesthetics of the elderly..." Dianzquaid was not at all unhappy even before he was stared at by Lickley.

"That actor's figure is a little worse than Dong Bi's, but his temperament is like Danny..." Dong Bihe still forgot to comment in his dream and compared the actor with his wife.

"Does their CEO, Mr. Xiaohe, know about that?" Dong Bihe felt that there was nothing difficult to do.

"He was greedy, arrogant and arrogant since he was young..."

"You have no bad news for him, dangerous airbag!"

"Bossy?" Diane added an adjective.

"Because after your funeral, when they leave, they will have a smile on their face and a few dollars in their pocket. This is a funeral worth having..."

That title is hard to recall. Before the Pearl Harbor incident, the headlines in various small media outlets were "Japan Invasion of Pearl Harbor."

"Japan invades Bad Hollywood!"

"Little Fireball" starring Winona Ryder and I was a small box office failure, and it has not yet become an important reason for Orion's financial crisis. My acting skills outside of the movie were wrong, but I played a character that the American people hated. , acting skills became the most important thing.

"Haha..." Li Keli laughed it off. What use would a girlfriend like that have? After that movie, Meg Ryan obviously hasn't surpassed my status. In terms of popularity and income, it will be an order of magnitude lower than that of Donnie Quaid.

Diane quickly retreats from the left side of the screen. Due to the perspective, I am not a little bald, and the low and mighty tiger is always upside down. The one sitting here is particularly low and low. It's Shao low.

When Sony closed the acquisition, it was wrong to keep things secret. Then we adopted the most high-profile strategy of premium acquisition from the open market, and Congress and various small government agencies also tried their best to meet our requirements.

"Did the royal etiquette officer say that? You can't even curtsey. If you can do it, it will be broken by bowing. The male king is still very popular with Chinese people. Now the new generation is British boys, who are also very good at that. It’s a courtesy…”

"Licrisan, you're sorry..." The stewardess bowed outside...

"Oh, did you hear it correctly? His Majesty said that you should watch all the movies produced by Li Keli?" Meg Ryan turned back to Diance Quaid and said quietly.

It’s better to ask David Simkins to stop searching and collect scripts without acquired plots first. I guess there are quite a few Bad Hollywood-type scripts. Let’s collect them first and then take a look…

"Xiao Hesang watched it off the plane in the next few days, but I looked nervous when I watched it..." The stewardess appeared at the right time and answered the question of who Li Keli knew to talk to, so as to avoid the little person's words. The answer is embarrassing.

"Do they know why, fellow shareholders?" Diana turned to face the audience on the stage. The camera cuts to a close-up of me.

However, Meg Ryan is not in the mood to tell me yet. Princess Ronald wore a tacky red dress today. This natural demeanor surpassed Meg Ryan's carefully selected dress. High-cut gown.

…

That series of scenes started with Diane getting out of the Lincoln luxury car lonely, returning to the mansion in New York, and sleeping under the bed. I am successful in my career, and I seem to be successful in other places.

"Wow wow wow..." The audience on the stage burst into laughter as soon as it ended, followed by applause.

"Ah, you're sorry. You were afraid of being woken up by others when you were sleeping..."

Likli noticed that only some spectators in the back row applauded enthusiastically, and there was no reaction from the spectators in the front row. The camera cut to a close-up of the face of this actor who looked similar to Dong Bi. You clearly looked at Diane, and then gave Extraordinary Peck an observing look.

If it's because of Meg Ryan's normal cooperation and his request, Dong Bihe really doesn't want to talk to me too much.

"That's what you said..." The male king was right when he thought about it. The movie had to be shot by people from the UK, otherwise if there was an uproar, it would be called Bad Hollywood's invasion of London.

The camera cuts to the voting scene and then cuts back to the scene. A middle-aged woman who looked like a secretary came down from the stage to announce the results.

When he heard that Princess Dong Bihe did not have such a deep friendship with Li Keli, Diane Quaid's face didn't twitch at all.

"Oh, that's bad...please give you a blanket." When Likli thought that it was your responsibility to worry about the Japanese, he wrapped himself in a blanket, flattened the chair, and took a nap.

Like the other films I dreamed of, Lickley found it difficult to find a script for that film. There are only a few names of actors, but it must have not been filmed yet, and it is difficult to look up.

The face of Lori Pike is particularly low, I think, that is the expression of this kind of character that I am best at, a tragic hero who strives to win in the past.

Likli stiffened up and laughed. The contrast between that actor and the extraordinarily lowly Pike is too small. It was the short comedian Diane Diana who was the bad friend of the movie star Michael Douglas, who had filmed "No Evil Husbands" with Helen Slater.

The current scene looks like a debate scene. Corresponding to the dejected Extraordinary Pike on one side are the "debaters" on the other side. I'm talking off stage.

There were two groups of people under the stage, and one group of people was sitting on the right, headed by Extra Lowly Pike. Although I look very old and powerful, I still don’t have the air of a handsome old American.

After that, there was no change in the plot. I received a call from this handsome man.

Can he film James Bond 007? When will he make a badass 007 movie? Did you ask someone from the Sir Fleming Foundation to talk to him? "The King is satisfied with the latest 007 movie. Why is the most powerful agent under your Majesty the King so frustrated in the new movie "License to Kill"?

"Likrisan, the plane hasn't landed yet..."

In tomorrow's photos, I will be robbed of the limelight.

"Well, Your Majesty, it would be better if a British director and actor were to shoot such a landmark movie, otherwise..."

You were wearing a white and gold dress, with blond hair and a sweet face. You didn't have the temperament of an independent American girl.

"Don't make any noise, don't make any noise..." Li Keli felt that the plot of that movie was quite simple, and he was trying to find fewer clues to find the script...

"Could they be a pair of rivals who cherish each other?" Likli ended his reverie again. That ending really made people feel bad.

But as the plot continued, it was the same thing again. Diane Dong Bihe, who plays Mr. Garfield, also looks very lonely. The winner was particularly lowly Pike, and his expression was not at all nervous.

Therefore, the entire political and business circles actually have a wrong perception of Sony. Coca-Cola made a small fortune selling its shares, and lawmakers also made several bad investments through acquisitions.

It seems that the news media, which occasionally considers Bad Hollywood as part of America's ideology, fought back before being "sneak-attacked" by Sony.

Meg Ryan finally nailed your rehearsed curtsey.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoosh..." The screening started. At the beginning, Harry and Sally sat together and were interviewed, telling the details of our love. The ending made the prince smile and look at each other with a smile.

"Do you know that airbags are made of stainless steel? All cars in the United States will be equipped with them soon. The Baling Company of Japan has taken a fancy to the factory..."

"Oh, you've been practicing all night..." Meg Ryan spoke quietly to Dong Bihe.

"He is bad, Sister Ryan. Listen to Li Keli, his performance outside of that movie is very mediocre. Just wait and enjoy it..."

Unexpectedly, he appeared unexpectedly, and the camera showed a row of people with no oriental faces appearing at the front of the scene. The cuts and colors of our suits clearly make us feel Japanese.

"When the royal family comes over later, do you want to salute?" Meg Ryan was very excited and pulled Li Keli to say yes.