Explosive Filial Piety Is Like Thunder: Son, Please Stop Talking

"What kind of makeup do you want to put on?" Lin Chen became serious instantly, as if the rouge and gouache in his hand were some astonishingly valuable paint, and he was about to participate in some art exhibition and draw a painting of "Hammer Na Lisa" on the spot.

"The requirements are not high, just stage makeup, like this. Xiao Wang took out his mobile phone, and there was an extremely complicated makeup picture inside.

It's complex, it's weird, and it's beautiful.

The barrage in the live broadcast room saw the picture and discussed it one after another.

"My God, what kind of makeup is this? Why are there feathers on the face?"

"This photo looks like a bird. You can see that the eyelashes are all colored."

"This is called stage makeup? Isn't this the work of "Shan Hai Jing Strange Beasts" written by Pudding Da Da of our circle C?"

"It's true, I'm also a fan of pudding. The first time I saw her was in Xiang Liu's makeup episode. She's absolutely perfect."

"It's over. It is said that Pudding takes several hours to make up each session. Can Lin Chen complete it?"

After Lin Chen looked at the photo carefully, he looked at Xiao Wang speechlessly: "Is it for you?"

Xiao Wang nodded, and was a little proud: "Why? Can't you?"

"Yes, yes, this is Ying[lu]yu. It is said that there are floods wherever you go, and Yingyu is wearing makeup in Hainan. Are you going to perform on stage and die?"

Xiao Wang was dumbfounded: "How do you know this is Yingyu? Oh no, why should I perform on stage and die?"

Lin Chen looked at him like an idiot: "There is a cloud in the "Shan Hai Jing" that Mount Bing, Mengshui flows out, Nanliu pours into Yangshui, and there are many yellow shells; Yingyu has a fish body and bird wings, and its sound is like a mandarin duck , Seeing that there is a lot of water in Qiyi. Why does the stage makeup in Hainan show Yingyu from Shanshan? You are just trying to embarrass me on purpose, right?"

Although the last sentence was a question, Lin Chen was already 80-90% sure of his guess.

It’s really embarrassing. The idea of ​​the original program group was to assign this task to the fathers. The group performance cost 350 yuan for one person and 2100 yuan for six people, but the ticket price for everyone is 2520 yuan, so Hainan Humanities will consume 520 yuan of funds. If If everyone wants to enter Hainan Cultural Park, there must be a father who chooses to be an acrobat.

In fact, if you don't have any special skills, the program group will make dads make a fool of themselves at most.

But now, the dream team originally had 220 yuan in funds, and the fathers' wages totaled 2,200 yuan, which is 100 yuan away from the entrance fee.

The program team didn't want to allow all members of any team to complete this project. Anyway, if a single person completes it, it is considered a team completion.

For example, the second team, they also chose the Hainan humanities project, but only let Lele and his son enter the park to play, and the others waited outside the gate.

The fathers who couldn't get in could still bear it, after all, they lost by punching themselves, but the children quit.

So even if they couldn't go into the park, the fathers outside couldn't calm down and kept coaxing their children.

But now Lin Chen wants to sign up for a makeup artist with a salary of 480, so the dream team can not only complete the challenge with all members, but even have 380 left!

how can this be

So when they were chatting with the recruited NPC lady, they had already decided to make Lin Chen quit!

"It's just embarrassing you~||." Xiao Wang simply smashed the jar, and let it go.

"It's nothing, I just feel that these things are wasted on your face."

Xiao Wang thought that what he meant was that he didn't go on stage, so he wasted makeup on himself, but Lin Chen seemed to know that he didn't understand what he meant, and added something.

"So much makeup wasted."

Xiao Wang was about to open his mouth to retort, but Lin Chen slapped him on the head: "Don't move, don't blame me for not moving well."

This sentence made Xiao Wang quiet for an instant.

In fact, he didn't really want to play for Lin Chen himself, because he really couldn't trust a child's makeup skills.

Lin Chen has already kept that photo in his mind.

Take the white latex directly and dip it on a paper towel, twist it into the shape of a small hill, and stick it on Xiao Wang's left eyebrow.

"Hey, hey, don't you want to make a bottom first?" Xiao Wang didn't dare to move, he could only open his mouth slightly.

Lin Chen: "Forgot."

The live broadcast room was full of "hahaha."

"I suspect little Lin Chen did it on purpose, but I have no evidence."

"Hahaha, this sticks directly to the face, Xiao Wang, who will remove makeup later, will probably faint from crying.

"I don't take off my makeup! Let me be a model for little Lin Chen, I can go three years without washing my face!"

17

Only the left eyebrow needs to be used for this makeup. After the eyebrows are glued, Lin Chen starts to apply the primer, and then paints on his face with red, orange and green eye shadows.

The left eye is orange-yellow heavy makeup eyeshadow, and you need to wear orange eyelashes.

And the right eye is painted with fish scales, all the way to the smile muscle.

Finally, put on orange lip gloss and stick the flesh-colored feather and wing ornaments behind the ears, and the makeup is complete.

Ten minutes had just passed.

The audience in the live broadcast room began to scan the barrage again.

"Sigh, although it's very rough, skin care, primer, contouring and highlighting are all tossed about casually, but it's really beautiful. It's not bad if I can paint eye shadow in ten minutes."

"This family has real skills, and it can't be sprayed. Brothers, the next family."

"Don't tell me, if you change your hairstyle and clothes, it will really look like it."

"Haha, it really is the painting method of an art student, surrounded by a makeup box and holding a palette.

The effect of the makeup this time was unexpectedly good, and won most of the praise from the live broadcast room.

Lin Chen put down the makeup tray, nodded in satisfaction, and handed the mirror to Xiao Wang: "Is this interview over?"

Xiao Wang looked at himself in the mirror, and he didn't dare to recognize him.

"Is this really me? Oh my god, I'm so pretty!" Xiao Wang wanted to reach out to touch it, but he was afraid that his makeup would be ruined.

In fact, this makeup look is really easy to spend, because Lin (Maqian's) Chen blindly tried to be quick, not only did he not have skin care, he didn't have a good primer, he didn't even do contouring and the like, and he didn't even set his makeup.

Recruiters in national costumes were also amazed at Lin Chen's work and nodded repeatedly.

Even if Xiao Wang deliberately found fault, he felt a little bit unbearable, he really likes this makeup look, and even said: "Pass the test, Xiao Lin Chen, I didn't expect you to be able to do this.

"Average, third in the world." Lin Chen said "modestly".

"Okay, let's all come over and sign the contract now." The recruiter pointed to the table on the side.

"On call, and cleaning... It's too dark, isn't it you?" Lao Wei looked at the terms above and exclaimed.

"You don't even have the contract of sale..." Li Siyuan muttered as he signed his name.

The acrobat's contract was better, and Zhuang Zhuang's father breathed a sigh of relief: "It's okay, okay, I don't have to clean the sink.