Explosive Filial Piety Is Like Thunder: Son, Please Stop Talking
68. Are You A Small Cargo? ! You Are The Little Bitch!
Since they appeared on the show, No. 38 father and son have been the most popular group among netizens.
However, netizens like father and son No. 38, basically because of Lin Chen.
Rather than saying that the netizens like No. 38 father and son, it is better to say that the netizens like Lin Chen personally.
So, let's start with the show.
Li Siyuan's mentality is not very balanced.
Although everyone likes Lin Chen and Li Siyuan is very happy, but he still feels a little uncomfortable.
Against the backdrop of Lin Chen, it seems that he himself is useless and useless.
For Lin Chen, he can only serve as a foil.
Li Siyuan is also a man, and all men want to stand out and enjoy the attention of everyone.
When Ren Fanzi challenged before, Lin Chen hadn't come back yet.
When all the fathers were in Xishui Village, Li Siyuan finally enjoyed the feeling of being under the spotlight for a while.
But Li Siyuan also knew that the reason why he was attracting so much attention at that time was because of Lin Chen.
But anyway, he liked the feeling.
So after Lin Chen came back and all eyes turned to Lin Chen, Li Siyuan felt a sense of loss.
Li Siyuan also told Lin Chen at that time.
"When will you be as eye-catching as you..."
Lin Chen's answer at the time was that he could find a rope and hang himself at the head of the village.
Of course Lin Chen was joking, but he listened to Li Siyuan's words.
Lin Chen naturally understood that Li Siyuan actually wanted to be affirmed.
But Li Siyuan didn't understand one thing.
He always feels that everyone likes father and son No. 38 because everyone likes Lin Chen, and it has nothing to do with him.
But in fact Li Siyuan was wrong.
Indeed, Lin Chen has indeed gained countless fans by relying on his own strength.
However, without Li Siyu, Lin Chen would not be remembered by everyone in the first place.
From the beginning of "800", everyone liked Lin Chen because of his amazing speech.
This is also because Li Siyuan and Lin Chen usually get along like that.
If it were another person, it would not have such an effect.
Therefore, Li Siyuan's role is also very important.
It's like talking about cross talk, there are funny and funny.
These two positions are indispensable.
Li Siyuan is equivalent to playing the role of fan.
Therefore, Li Siyuan is not as useless as he thought.
He and Lin Chen are completely mutual achievements.
It's just that Lin Chen's light is too dazzling, so people can't feel the meaning of Li Siyuan's existence.
However, since Li Siyuan wants to attract the attention of the public, this can be regarded as one of Li Siyuan's wishes.
Lin Chen is also willing to help him complete.
This is why Lin Chen is going to the central square.
There is a landmark building in the central square of Yanjing.
On the side of Center Avenue, there are five buildings.
These five buildings look nothing special, but the appearance is led screen!
In Yanjing, the most expensive advertisement is from Tian.
Li Siyuan said that if he wanted to attract attention, the fastest way would be to let him board the LED screens of these five buildings.
So Lin Chen's destination is here.
But Lin Chen is only here to try his luck.
If you want Li Siyuan to be on the LED screen, it will definitely cost a lot of money.
But Lin Chen has no funds now, so he has to try his luck.
Lin Chen had learned the skill of technology specialization before.
It just so happens that the LED screen company is also a technology-related company.
So maybe it can be a professional counterpart.
When Lin Chen was rushing to the central square.
Li Siyuan received the first bad review here.
Since Li Siyuan's side is a two-way operation, he delivers food and courier at the same time.
Therefore, food delivery is basically the priority. After all, if it is overtime, the money will be deducted.
So the express here is not so fast.
However, if ordinary people buy express delivery, as long as they are not in a hurry to use it, they will not rush.
But Li Siyuan's luck was not so good.
Met an urgent buyer.
Li Siyuan is finishing delivering two takeaway orders here, and is about to drop by to deliver a courier.
Instead, he received a call, and Li Siyuan's phone was hung around his neck with a rope.
In addition, I was in a hurry to go to the next place, so I turned on the external release.
"Hi, hello, Wind Express.
It was a girl who called, and her voice was quite sweet.
"I have a package here, can you send it to me now?"
"I'm in a hurry."
After Li Siyuan heard this, he immediately agreed.
"OK, here you provide an address and recipient's name.
After the girl heard this, she also provided the address.
"Wenyang Avenue, Longhe District, Yanjing City..."
After finishing speaking, a sentence came suddenly.
"Am I pretty?"
Li Siyuan was shocked when he heard this.
This...... Why did this girl suddenly ask herself if she is pretty?
Although this girl's voice is quite sweet... she is indeed a voice controler.
How does Li Siyuan answer this sudden question about whether he is pretty or not?
You have to see it to know whether it is beautiful or not!
Li Siyuan blushed as he thought about it.
Could it be that love is coming?!
At this time, when the netizens in the live broadcast room heard this, they all started to boo.
"Yo~~ Papa Lin Chen welcomes his second spring!!!"
"This young lady has a sweet voice, and she must look pretty good, love is coming!!!"
"It's time to consider finding a stepmother for little Lin Chen. Our family has agreed to this marriage!"
"Look, Lin Chen's father blushed, tsk tsk tsk, it's the sour smell of love!"
Netizens all know that Li Siyuan has no partner now.
Netizens can also see Li Siyuan's concern for Lin Chen. From his hard work, it can be seen that it is not easy for him.
Therefore, netizens also hope that Li Siyuan can find someone to take care of himself.
How can a family live without a woman?
After hearing what the girl said, Li Siyuan asked again in disbelief.
"What did you say?"
When the girl heard this, she repeated it again.
"Wenyang Avenue, Longhe District, Yanjing City......"
"Am I pretty?"
When Li Siyuan heard this, he was sure that he had heard correctly.
Then he said a little shyly.
"You say that, how do I know..."
After the girl heard this, her expression was dumbfounded.
"Didn't I make it very clear?"
After hearing what the girl said, Li Siyuan made up his mind.
Could it be that this girl knows me?
Could it be that he was attracted to me when he saw me on the live broadcast, so he intentionally borrowed the name of delivering a courier...
Thinking of this, Li Siyuan was already happy.
But he couldn't be too happy.
So he cleared his throat and pretended to be serious.
"Cough cough......"
"You must know that I have a son..."
Li Siyuan was about to say something more when the girl seemed to realize something suddenly.
"are you crazy?!"
"My recipient's name is me beautiful!"
"It's none of my business that you have a son?!"
Li Siyuan was stunned when he heard this.
Is that the recipient name?!!
Who TM the recipient's name to use this!!!
At this moment, when the netizens in the live broadcast room heard this, they all burst out laughing.
"Hahahaha, I'll go, we've been brainstorming so much over there, do you dare to call me beautiful by the recipient's name..."
"Pfft...... To be honest, I have also met weird recipients with names that make your mother blow up......"
"Hahahaha, I saw a courier who summed up the strange recipient's name, and there was one called pig feed, hahahaha."
"I delivered a courier before, and I met someone called Hahaha, Nima! I was like a mentally retarded man shouting downstairs in other communities, hahaha, your courier has arrived, hahaha... the security guards in other communities look at it With that look in my eyes, I feel like I want to arrest me every minute!!"
Everyone never expected that they would make a big oolong because of this young lady's courier name.
After Li Siyuan heard this, he was so embarrassed that he wanted to dig out a three-bedroom and one living room.
This love is gone before it comes.
Although the love is gone, the work still has to be done as usual.
Li Siyuan parked the car on the side of the road, and then started looking for the item according to the address provided by Miss Pretty.
After searching for a while, I found it.
Li Siyuan took out the express box, and then asked Miss Xiangmeima.
"Are you a small cargo?"
When the young lady heard this, she thought she had heard it wrong, so she asked again.
"what?"
Li Siyuan thought his voice was too low for her to hear, so he amplified his voice.
"I said, are you a small cargo!!"
Pretty lady, when she heard this, she became furious, and immediately started the mode of shrew swearing.
"Are you fucking sick?!!"
"You're the little bitch!!"
"Who are these delivery couriers now!"
"You wait! I'm going to complain to you!!"
After speaking, he hung up the phone.
This frenzied criticism made Li Siyuan stunned.
But at this moment, when the netizens in the live broadcast room saw this, their stomachs hurt from laughing.
"Hahahaha, I have had this kind of oolong before. When I went to pick up the package, the courier big brother asked me if it was a small package. I was also confused at the time, and I realized it later..."
"It's the same as when the garbage was sorted before. When I went to throw out the garbage, the aunt asked, what kind of garbage are you?...I..."
"Hahahaha, in fact, small packages are fine, but couriers basically deliver small and large packages, hahahaha...
Li Siyuan worked as a courier before, so he is also used to calling small parcels small items......
I didn't know that there was such a big oolong today.
Seeing that the young lady said she wanted to complain about herself, Li Siyuan definitely wanted to save her.
If you complain about it when you are working, it is fine.
But now I am a part-time job, mainly because the impact on the company is not good.
After all, being able to work a part-time job for a day is the face of the company's leaders.
Thinking of this, Li Siyuan was ready to come to explain clearly.
After putting Miss Pretty's files away, Li Siyuan took out Wu Tuan's phone again.
It is still necessary to save time and send another meal along the way.
As soon as I picked up the phone, I didn't realize that I received the meal ordered by the pretty lady just now.
The address and name are exactly the same as those written on her courier.
Li Siyuan took it without hesitation.
"Don't say it, it's quite a fate..."
Is it beautiful? The meal ordered by the young lady happened to be nearby, and it was a fried restaurant.
When Li Siyuan came to the fried fried restaurant to wait for his meal, he was bored and looked at the menu in the restaurant.
The result was attracted by the name of a dish on the menu - fried ex-boyfriend.
Li Siyuan immediately became interested.
this fried ex boyfriend
What is it?
At this moment, when the netizens in the live broadcast room saw the name of this dish, they all thought it was fresh and began to guess.
"This fried ex-boyfriend, is it fried bananas?......
"Is it fried cucumber?!! Hahahahaha!!"
"Fried eggplant is also good!!"
"What kind of dark food are you talking about! It doesn't taste good when you hear it, it's fried!!"
Netizens are guessing that Li Siyuan can't sit still anymore.
He was also curious about who this fried ex-boyfriend was, so he got up and asked the boss.
"Boss, what is this fried ex-boyfriend?"
The owner of the fried fried shop is a middle-aged woman in her 40s.
Hearing Li Siyuan's question, she smiled and pointed to the frying pan.
Li Siyuan looked into the oil pan and saw only a few small sausages floating in the oil pan.
…
Li Siyuan suddenly realized.
Turns out fried ex-boyfriends are fried little sausages…
At this moment, when the netizens in the live broadcast room saw this, their crotches were all tight.
"Hiss... this lady boss, there is a story!!"
"Pfft...Don't say it, it's quite appropriate..."
"Hahahaha, upstairs, what have you experienced?!!"
After waiting for about 10 minutes, Miss Pretty's meal is ready.
Is this beautiful? Miss sister is also a cow. I ordered two deep-fried ex-boyfriends...
After Li Siyuan took his meal, he came to the little sister's residence.
"knock knock knock"
"Your takeout."
After a while, there was the sound of pattering footsteps in the room.
"coming!"
As soon as the door opened, I finally saw the Lord.
I have to say that this young lady looks pretty good, probably with a score of 80.
As soon as the young lady opened the door, she was stunned when she saw Li Siyuan.
"You are Lin Chen's father?!!!"
Seeing this, Li Siyuan nodded and said 1.0.
"you know me?"
Pretty? The young lady nodded sharply and said.
"Of course!!"
"Why are you delivering food?"
Pretty lady, I don't have time to watch the live broadcast today due to work, so I don't know what happened.
Seeing this, Li Siyuan scratched his head and smiled.
"Challenge the game."
With that said, he handed the takeaway to the young lady.
"Your meal.
The young lady took the takeaway from Li Siyuan, then looked at Li Siyuan affectionately, and said.
"There is really a boy who is willing to come and give me what I want to eat no matter the weather... I am so touched..."
Li Siyuan and Lin Chen are celebrities now, and the young lady finally met, so she naturally wanted to build a relationship.
Hearing this, Li Siyuan was frightened and took two steps back.
Seriously, if this pretty lady didn't order fried ex-boyfriend, Li Siyuan would still be willing to chat with her for a while.
After ordering two servings, Li Siyuan only felt his scalp go numb.
Seeing this, Li Siyuan quickly sent the courier to Miss Pretty.
"Your courier........."
"Just now I was talking about small items, and that item is one or two items, I'm not scolding you...
Li Siyuan naturally wanted to explain clearly.
Miss Pretty? She looked at Li Siyuan in shock, but then she gave a coquettish smile.
"It's a coincidence that you sent me the takeaway and the express delivery.
"This love has come to the door..."
Pretty? Miss Sister is about to step forward and hold Li Siyuan to have a good chat.
In the end, he saw a child walking out of the room. He looked at the beautiful young lady and rolled his eyes.
"I'm only a teenager, love can come later."
“But no takeaway!”
"Bring it to you!".
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