Explosive Filial Piety Is Like Thunder: Son, Please Stop Talking
74. Insurance, Fitness, Barber Shop? ! !
Li Siyuan was stunned when he heard Lin Chen say that he would go on a blind date today.
"what?"
"It's better to say goodbye... I just said it so casually..."
Li Siyuan belongs to the type who has a heart but not a guts, and always likes to play tricks.
Every time I say that I want to find a girlfriend.
In fact, if you really meet a girl you like, it will definitely be the type that you dare not show one.
So let alone a blind date.
Li Siyuan's wish is to find a stepmother that Lin Chen is satisfied with.
This was just a wish, but Lin Chen never thought that he would go on a blind date for him.
After hearing this, Lin Chen smiled and said. ,
"What's the matter? Do you have the heart or the guts?"
"It's clearly written on your wish list.
After Li Siyuan heard this, he touched his head in embarrassment.
"Isn't that simply a wish? People have dreams..."
Speaking of this, Li Siyuan suddenly felt a little disappointed on his face, he lowered his head and said in a low voice.
"Moreover......"
"I don't have any conditions. Even if I go on a blind date, others will look down on me..."
Because of his family background, Li Siyuan actually had a low self-esteem in his heart.
Li Siyuan is a child from the countryside, and his parents passed away when he was very young.
Grandpa and grandma supported him to go to school. When he was in the second year of junior high school, his grandma passed away.
Since then, grandpa has been devastated, and in less than half a year, he also went with grandma.
Li Siyuan stopped studying after finishing junior high school.
After his grandfather passed away, Li Siyuan was depressed for a long time.
He felt as if he had been abandoned by this world.
His relatives left him one by one.
Later, people in the village saw that Li Siyuan was pitiful, so they contacted Li Siyuan's family, an aunt who lived in Yanjing.
My aunt was also generous at the beginning, and after taking Li Siyuan to Yanjing, she took good care of her at the beginning.
But gradually, he began to grow impatient with Li Siyuan.
After all, it is not his own.
Of course, Li Siyuan himself understands this, and the feeling of being dependent on others is really uncomfortable.
Li Siyuan also wanted to integrate into this family, but his aunt and the others just regarded him as Tingsheng.
After finishing high school, Li Siyuan did not make it difficult for his aunt.
He gave up the opportunity to go to college, moved out by himself, and started working to support himself.
It is because of this experience that Li Siyuan has always felt inferior.
Moreover, after working hard in Yanjing for so long, I have no car if I want a car, and no house if I want a house.
That's why Li Siyuan felt that he didn't have the capital to go on a blind date.
After Lin 26chen heard this, he couldn't help frowning.
Perhaps Li Siyuan really does not have those hard conditions that everyone cares about, no car and no house.
But that's all in the past.
Now, Li Siyuan can afford a car and a house even without relying on Lin Chen.
Moreover, although Lin Chen always likes to hate Li Siyuan, he always belittles him.
However, Lin Chen never underestimated Li Siyuan.
On the contrary, Lin Chen felt that someone like Li Siyuan deserved to be called a man.
Have a sense of responsibility, have a responsibility, and can bear hardships and work hard.
What Li Siyuan lacked was just an opportunity.
In Lin Chen's eyes, Li Siyuan is better than many people.
But Li Siyuan always looked down on himself and felt that he was a waste.
Thinking of this, Lin Chen thought for a moment, then said.
"What you said is quite reasonable."
"When you grow up like you, you really don't deserve to have love and hatred."
Li Siyuan originally thought that Lin Chen would comfort him, but he didn't expect such a sentence to come suddenly.
The whole person is not well, and the depression at that moment is gone, and he immediately started to argue with Lin Chen.
"I said that your children have aesthetic problems, okay?"
"When I was in school, as soon as I entered the school gate, the girls were all in a daze, okay?"
Hearing this, Lin Chen covered his nose with his hand and said.
"When you were studying, you probably couldn't cure body odor, right?"
Hearing this, Li Siyuan was suddenly a little dazed.
Then I really raised my arm and smelled it under my armpit.
Netizens in the live broadcast room couldn't help frowning when they saw this scene, as if they could smell it.
"Hey.....This is a tasteful live broadcast!!"
"Hahahaha, so the girls that Lin Chen's father studied were all stunned by body odor?!"
"Hey, this early in the morning, it was a critical blow. If Chang Lin Chen's father is not worthy of love and hatred, then I am even more unworthy..."
"Actually, Lin Chen's father is not bad looking, but he can't compare with Lin Chen..."
"Indeed, when I saw Lin Chen and his son for the first time, I suspected that Lao Wang might live next door to their house..."
In fact, Li Siyuan is not ugly, he looks above average, and his height is 178.
Although it is usually a bit sloppy, it is still good if it is dressed up.
But compared with Lin Chen, it is far behind.
Many viewers felt that they were not father and son after seeing their looks at first.
After all, the difference in appearance is too big.
"You really don't want to go on a blind date? After passing this village, there will be no such shop."
Lin Chen asked Li Siyuan again.
Li Siyuan hesitated after hearing this.
If Li Siyuan finds a girlfriend in the future, if he is satisfied, Lin Chen must also be satisfied.
After all, we will live together in the future, and if there are conflicts or something, it's not easy for Li Siyuan to be on both sides.
After thinking of this, Li Siyuan finally nodded and said.
"Okay, let's try it!"
After Lin Chen heard that Li Siyuan agreed, he finally felt relieved.
After seeing Li Siyuan agreeing, Lin Chen first went out to find the make-up artist of the program group.
"Sister, let's do some makeup?"
Li Siyuan was stunned when he heard that he was going to make up.
"What's the make-up for?"
"Am I really that ugly?!!!"
From the day when he said he was going to start a blind date, Lin Chen has been criticizing his appearance.
Now that he has found a makeup artist to help him with makeup, Li Siyuan has really begun to doubt himself.
After Lin Chen heard this, he ignored Li Siyuan's complaints.
Instead, he said to the makeup artist in the group.
"Sister, you can play whatever you want, the less you look like us, the better."
Hearing this, Li Siyuan couldn't understand what Lin Chen was thinking.
Isn't this going on a blind date? If you don't look like yourself anymore, how can you go on a blind date? Isn't that just cheating?
Lin Chen naturally had his own considerations in doing so.
Because of the program, after Lin Chen and Li Siyuan became popular, more and more people knew them.
Even if you don't know Li Siyuan, you can still recognize him with Lin Chen standing beside him.
If it is said that the two of them go on a blind date with their true faces, the people they meet all have intentions.
Basically, it's all for the sake of popularity, and it is estimated that even the money will be there.
Even if he finds a candidate that Li Siyuan is satisfied with, there is a high probability that the other party is pretending.
Therefore, it is definitely not possible to go on a blind date with a true face.
That's why Lin Chen is looking for someone to do their makeup.
After about half an hour, the two finally finished putting on their makeup.
I have to say that this is still comparable to the level of a group of makeup artists.
After putting on makeup, Lin Chen and Li Siyuan couldn't recognize them at first glance.
The make-up artist made Li Siyuan a little more vicissitudes on purpose, and the two of them are now no different from ordinary father and son.
Lin Chen was also very satisfied after seeing the appearance of the two of them in the mirror.
Then he picked up his phone and took a photo of Li Siyuan.
Published on the dating platform.
"Name: Li Dazhuang
Age: 32
Height: 178cm
Marital status: Widowed, with an eight-year-old child.
Criteria for choosing a spouse: female, live. "
When Li Siyuan leaned over and saw the criteria for choosing a spouse, he couldn't help it immediately.
"Wait, wait..... the criteria for choosing a mate, women, live?!! Is this the standard?!!"
Lin Chen raised his eyebrows when he heard this.
"Why don't the gender box be so dead?"
After Li Siyuan heard this, he thought about the scene and got goosebumps.
"No, you have to ask my needs no matter what?"
Lin Chen nodded after hearing this, then looked at Li Siyuan and asked.
"Then tell me, I'll change it."
Hearing this, Li Siyuan raised his head and began to think about it.
"Oval face, big eyes, high nose bridge, long legs..."
"The skin should be smooth too, hehehe..."
When Li Siyuan said this, the expression on his face gradually became abnormal.
At this moment, the netizens in the live broadcast room couldn't help but be speechless when they heard this.
"Oh, Lin Chen's request is not low!"
"Damn, who doesn't like melon seed face, big eyes, high nose bridge and long legs, the key is that there are such conditions, and people don't like us!!"
"Didn't realize, Lin Chen's father is actually an Isp!!"
This mate selection standard should be the mate selection standard that many men dream of.
After Lin Chen heard this, he looked at Li Siyuan in surprise.
"Huh? Do you like Squidward Brother?"
As soon as Lin Chen's words came out, Li Siyuan was stunned for a while.
Then a face of Brother Squidward appeared in his mind.
Oval face, big eyes, high nose bridge, long legs... There are many of them.
Even the fact that the skin is smooth, it's not just smooth, it's so slippery that you can't even grasp it!
At this moment, the netizens in the live broadcast room all laughed when they heard this.
"Hahahaha, so my dream lover is Brother Octopus..."
"I'm convinced... After what he said, my mind is full of Brother Octopus's long legs..."
"Brother Octopus: I never dreamed that I am the dream of so many men..."
"Remember, if anyone tells me about these mate selection criteria in the future, I'll move out Brother Octopus to match him, hahahaha!!"
When Li Siyuan heard this, his eyes almost went up to the sky
"All right, all right, just a girl, live!"
"I'm not asking anymore!!"
Li Siyuan is afraid of Lin Chen, and he will be attacked for anything.
Simply let Lin Chen decide.
In fact, the reason why Lin Chen fills in these two items when choosing a spouse is not intentional.
He has studied it.
After typing the words last night, Lin Chen also browsed the dating website.
Also found a rule.
In the introduction of the man on the dating website, generally the more you fill in the mate selection requirements, the less likely you will be selected.
And the less you ask for a spouse, the more you get selected.
That's why Lin Chen fills in like this.
And, in fact, if you fill it in this way, in the eyes of girls, they will think this person is quite humorous.
After Lin Chen filled out the information, he posted it on the dating website.
"Let's go, take the car to Yanjing first."
Lin Chen still chose Yanjing as the location for the blind date, although it was a bit far away.
But it doesn't matter if you stay away for Li Siyuan's happiness.
After more than three hours of driving, Lin Chen and Li Siyuan finally came to the coffee place where they were dating
hall.
Before departure, Lin Chen asked the program crew to give him two tiny button cameras.
In this way, there is no need for the photographers to follow them, and they will not pass through.
After the two came to the coffee shop, they casually ordered something to eat and drink.
While eating, I saw a young lady walking over.
"Hi, are you Ji Tian?"
Li Siyuan was eating here, and raised his eyes to look at this young lady.
Although this young lady is only 75 points in appearance, she is very good at dressing up.
He has long flaxen hair and wears a beret.
It's just that the makeup is a bit heavy, with a whole pair of false eyelashes, and a big red lip.
But this young lady still looks quite young.
"Uh...yes, I'm Li Dazhuang..."
Seeing this, Li Siyuan hurriedly got up, and was about to shake hands with the young lady.
But when she saw that the young lady seemed to be a little disgusted, she withdrew her hand back.
The young lady glanced at Li Dazhuang, and then at Lin Chen who was standing aside.
There seemed to be some displeasure on his face, but he sat down opposite them.
Seeing this, Li Siyuan sat down in embarrassment.
The two just sat and looked at each other for a while, Li Siyuan didn't know what to say this was the first blind date.
After thinking about it, he finally asked.
"Would you like something to drink?"
After the young lady heard this, she shook her head and said.
"Stop drinking, let's get down to business."
Li Siyuan nodded after hearing this.
Seeing this, the young lady gave Li Siyuan a big look, and then asked.
"Do you have a room?"
After Li Siyuan heard this, he silently lowered his head.
He didn't expect this young lady to be so direct, and this question hit Li Siyuan's sore spot.
"Uh...no..."
After hearing what 700 said, the young lady frowned, and then continued to ask.
"Do You have a Car?"
After Li Siyuan heard this, he shook his head again.
When the young lady heard this, she let out a long sigh, and her tone was a little impatient at the moment.
"What about deposits?"
Li Siyuan raised his head when he heard this.
He still has some savings, but not too much, about 60,000 yuan.
Li Siyuan was about to say something, but was interrupted by Lin Chen.
"Aunt, do you have a room?"
When Lin Chen asked, the young lady was stunned.
She didn't expect a child to come over and ask herself.
"Uh...no."
Seeing this, Lin Chen continued to ask.
"Then do you have a car?"
When the young lady heard this, she suddenly felt a little embarrassed. She coughed twice to demonstrate her embarrassment, and then said.
"No."
"Why should I go on a blind date if I want these?"
After hearing this, Lin Chen smiled, and then suddenly moved a little closer to observe the young lady's face and said.
"Aunt, your skin is really good."
When the young lady heard what Lin Chen said, she was suddenly stunned.
She had a sullen face, but suddenly she gave a coquettish smile, just when she was about to say something.
Lin Chen continued to speak.
"What kind of cosmetics do you use to keep your skin so thick?"
At this moment, the netizens in the live broadcast room all laughed silly after hearing this.
"Hahaha, I'll go, I also said why Lin Chen suddenly boasted about people, take the bamboo shoots!!"
"This woman looks like a gold digger at first glance, she is too materialistic, she has nothing, what a white wolf with empty gloves?!"
"There are many women like this now, and I have met them before, and they should have responded like Lin Chen back then!!"
As soon as this little sister opened her mouth, netizens knew that she was the kind of material girl who worshiped money.
No matter how fashionable she was, no matter how good-looking she was, everyone didn't like her at all.
The young lady froze when she heard this.
He looked at Lin Chen and then at Li Siyuan, with a domineering look in his whole clothes, and he was about to say something.
Lin Chen interrupted her again.
"It doesn't matter if you don't have a car, a house, or a deposit. Your family's conditions are definitely not good."
"Don't you have a mirror at home?"
As soon as Lin Chen's words came out, the netizens in the live broadcast room cheered again.
"Miss Sister's family is poor. Without a mirror, there is another way. Let's take a pee."
"Hahahaha, this young lady is truly unlucky for eight lifetimes when she meets Lin Chen."
"This young lady's brain can't keep up, I don't know how to refute it, hahaha."
When the young lady heard this, she was already very angry.
She pulled this throat, her face was so red.
"what do you mean?"
"You say I'm not worthy?"
"Today alone, I've already rejected three men. It's my honor to come here and have a blind date with your father!"
After hearing this, Lin Chen stared with big eyes and said innocently.
"Huh? You rejected three today?"
"Insurance, gym, barber shop?"
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