Explosive Filial Piety Is Like Thunder: Son, Please Stop Talking
82. That's The Story Of A Sheep (2)! !
After Wang Yang and his son came to Zhangbei Grassland, they started to play.
It was the first time for the little lamb to come to such a vast grassland.
I was immediately attracted by the beautiful scenery in front of me.
In order to take the little lamb to see a real goat, the two also walked further and further away from the crowd.
It took about half an hour to walk.
Wang Yang and his son finally saw the flock of sheep!
On the flat grassland ahead, a group of sheep are grazing leisurely.
"Daddy Daddy!!"
"It's a sheep!!"
The little lamb was also very excited when he saw the flock, and wanted to run up to play with the flock.
But Wang Yang stopped him.
"Don't go there, it's too dangerous."
"Sheep are also aggressive. Let's just watch them quietly from a distance."
Although he knew that the little lamb liked sheep, Wang Yang still did not relax his vigilance.
After all, although sheep seem docile, they will attack people when they are suddenly approached by strangers and frightened.
Seeing this, the little lamb had no choice but to give up.
I can only stand far away and watch my favorite sheep grazing there, but I can't touch it.
The two watched for a while.
Wang Yang's stomach suddenly started to hurt, and a poop surged up instantly.
Looking around, where is the toilet near here?!
But if you go back to find the toilet now, it will definitely be too late.
Wang Yang is still live broadcasting with the little lamb. If he can't hold back at that time, he can really live on another planet.
After Wang Yang thought of this, he temporarily turned off the cameras brought by the two, and then said to the little lamb.
"Little lamb, you are here to watch the lambs."
"Dad is playing a game with you, that game is called no turning around!"
"You can turn around only if Dad says you can turn around, otherwise you will lose."
"OK?"
After hearing this, the little lamb nodded half-understanding.
"it is good!"
Seeing that the little lamb agreed, Wang Yang finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Then he first took off the camera on his body and put it on a stone pile next to the little lamb.
The height of the pile of stones was exactly at Wang Yang's waist, which was just enough to camouflage Wang Yang's angle.
It is definitely impossible for Wang Yang to bring a camera for convenience.
After disguising the cameras, Wang Yang turned on both cameras.
Netizens in the live broadcast room saw a lot of black screens, and the contestants also had privacy.
In the case of the whole live broadcast, sometimes it is normal to go to the toilet or something.
Netizens didn't care either.
After seeing the screen in the live broadcast room restored, everyone didn't think much about it.
"Although this prairie is a bit worse than the Hulun Bell prairie, the scenery is not bad, and you can drive there by yourself when the time comes~"
"This is how the wind blows the grass and sees the cattle and sheep. It's really beautiful. I love it."
"This kind of scenery really can make people relax. I haven't been there yet, but I already feel very comfortable just looking at it.
…
Netizens were also attracted by the scenery in front of them. Even though the father and son were silent at the moment, they didn't see anything unusual.
After Wang Yang saw that everything was arranged, he found a place behind the little lamb and squatted down.
After holding it in for so long, it was finally released.
The mountain wind blows over [The fragrance of the soil covers up the smell of SHI.
The little lamb didn't find anything unusual either.
Everything is still so harmonious.
After the little lamb stood for about two minutes, he suddenly felt a little bored.
But he knew that the game was going on.
The little lamb still has a strong desire to win, he doesn't want to lose in the competition.
So he squatted down and picked up a few small stones.
After picking up the pebbles, the little lamb's childlike nature was immediately aroused.
Then he made a wrong decision to collect all of them.
He took the stone and threw it at the nearest sheep.
At this moment, the netizens in the live broadcast room were all stunned after seeing the little lamb's actions.
"I'm going?! Little lamb, don't!!"
"It's over, it's over, the little lamb is getting up, father lamb, stop him quickly!!"
"Oh my god, if the flock of sheep is disturbed, it will be dangerous to rush over!!"
Netizens in the live broadcast felt that this was not a good thing.
But at this moment, they don't know that Wang Yang is not beside the little lamb, but is leisurely shitting behind him...
The lamb's stone hit the nearest sheep in the flock.
After the sheep was frightened, it immediately caused a commotion in the flock.
The sheep immediately scattered and fled!
At this moment, a strong sheep rushed towards the little lamb.
At this moment, when the netizens in the live broadcast saw this, they all panicked to death.
"Fuck?!!! Little lamb, run away!!!"
"Oh my god!! Why is the lamb father still standing there without moving?!! This sheep is rushing over!!"
"Run quickly!! It's terrible to be hit!!!"
"Wang Yang!! Where is Wang Yang?!! Wang Yang fell asleep?!!!"
Netizens in the live broadcast room saw that the sheep was about to collide with the lamb, but Wang Yang remained motionless.
Almost crazy.
The sheep that rushed over weighed at least 200 kilograms, if it really hit it, what would happen?!
At the moment when the sheep was about to bump into it, the little lamb didn't know what was going on, maybe it was a subconscious reaction, and shifted its position by accident.
Just avoided the impact of the sheep and escaped the catastrophe!
At this moment, the netizens in the live broadcast room finally breathed a sigh of relief when they saw this.
"I'll go......... This damn is the child of Bing Big Brother, this on-the-spot reaction ability is good!!"
"It was so dangerous, but luckily the little lamb escaped..."
"So, the little lamb's father didn't do anything because he wanted to exercise the child's ability to respond?!..."
"It's impossible, isn't it? Are you kidding about the child's life?! So hardcore?!!"
"I guess I want to wait until it really hits me before I shoot?!..."
After the little lamb was out of danger, everyone's suspenseful hearts were relieved.
But netizens still have criticisms about Wang Yang's failure to make a move.
At this moment, Wang Yang was still squatting in the grass behind him, enjoying himself heartily.
Have no idea what just happened.
I don't even know that the danger is slowly approaching.
Wang Yang has almost solved it, and is about to wipe the PP.
Subconsciously raising his head, he saw a strong sheep rushing towards him.
That's right, this sheep is exactly the one that was just dodged by the little lamb!
Seeing this, Wang Yang was stunned.
"Fuck?!!"
However, as a soldier, he still has a strong reaction ability.
He reacted immediately.
According to the normal process, the next step should be like this.
Take out paper, wipe PP, pull up your pants, and run.
The reality, however, was not so friendly.
This strong sheep did not leave Wang Yang so much time.
At this moment, Wang Yang was calculating the speed of the sheep rushing in his mind.
It may only take two seconds, and it will come.
Therefore, with so many processes, he has no time at all.
Originally, at such a time, it would have been the case that others would just lift up their pants and run away.
But Wang Yang still decided to keep the last dignity.
Finally, before the sheep rushed over, he quickly took out the paper | wiped the PP clean.
Before he could lift his pants, the sheep rushed to him!!
At this moment, Wang Yang can't care about (promised) the matter of pants or not.
Little life matters!
Fortunately, Wang Yang was a soldier.
It is easy to deal with a 200-jin man, let alone a sheep.
I saw Wang Yang dodging and dodging the impact.
The moment the sheep passed by him, he turned sideways and grabbed the sheep's neck with his backhand.
After the sheep was caught by the neck, it immediately struggled and tried to hit Wang Yang with its horns.
Of course Wang Yang would not let it succeed.
One stride turned to the back of the sheep.
In this way, relying on the support of the arm, he locked the sheep tightly.
In an instant, the sheep was subdued and bought.
Although, at this moment, Wang Yang is still naked on PP.
But a crisis was perfectly resolved in this way.
At this moment, Wang Yang finally showed a satisfied smile on his face.
"It seems that this strength has not retreated."
But at this moment, the little lamb turned around unexpectedly.
Thus, the little lamb and the netizens in the live broadcast room saw this scene.
Wang Yangguang looked at PP, twisted the sheep's neck with one hand, and hugged the sheep from behind at the same time.
The sheep are screaming.
And Wang Yang showed a satisfied smile on his face...
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