Extraterrestrial parasite

What made Chen Yang feel even more coincidental was that after the two girls went out, they turned and walked straight, stopped in front of Chen Yang's uncle's house, and pressed the doorbell.

Needless to say about this situation, these two people are obviously classmates of Chen Yang’s cousin!

Chen Yang followed the two of them slowly and slowly arrived in front of his uncle's house.

Such behavior immediately aroused the vigilance of the two girls in front. They glanced at Chen Yang who was following behind and whispered something.

Fortunately, the security door was opened at this time. A gentle and elegant man in his forties, wearing a pair of glasses, looked at the two girls gently: "Are you Xiaorou's classmates?"

"Yes, hello uncle!"

The two girls quickly greeted the man politely.

"Well, come in quickly, Xiaorou has been waiting for you for a long time."

The man was about to get out of the way when he suddenly saw Chen Yang coming from behind and said with a smile, "Xiao Yang, you're here."

"uncle."

Chen Yang nodded. This man with a gentle face was none other than his old uncle Xia Zhenghe.

The two girls didn't expect that the suspicious man behind them was actually their classmate's cousin. Just now, they were whispering about whether the other person was a bad person, but now they were really embarrassed.

The three of them took off their shoes and walked into the house. The two-story house had more than 220 square meters. The first impression it gave people was that it was elegant and majestic, making people feel relaxed.

"Ah, you are here!"

With clear and bright pupils, curved eyebrows, and fair and flawless skin, this girl who jumped out of the room is none other than Chen Yang's cousin Xia Yuerou.

"Xiaorou, happy birthday!"

The two girls greeted him happily and blessed their good friend.

"Xiaorou, you don't know how to be polite, why don't you call me brother?"

Xia Zhenghe looked unhappy when he saw his daughter ignoring Chen Yang.

Xia Yuerou pretended not to hear Xia Zhenghe's words and pulled her two friends towards her room, "Come on, I'll take you to see something good."

Unexpectedly, he was also ignored by his daughter. Xia Zhenghe was really a little angry now.

"Uncle, okay, don't be angry, children are like this."

Chen Yang quickly persuaded his old uncle to avoid a confrontation. He knew that he had offended this lovely cousin badly before, and he didn't blame others for ignoring him.

"Hey, children nowadays are becoming more and more disobedient."

Xia Zhenghe sighed, "Okay, your aunt is working in the kitchen, so you can accompany me to play chess. Your chess skills must have declined a lot since you haven't been here for so long."

Xia Zhenghe became energetic when he talked about playing chess, but Chen Yang turned pale. He couldn't think about it and didn't dare to refuse. He knew how amazing his uncle's chess skills were. Facing him, he was like a piece of clay that could be rubbed. baby.

No one likes to be abused!

Chen Yang didn't like it even more!

It's enough for an alien to torture him. As the saying goes, monsters torture people, but it's really not acceptable for a fellow human being to be tortured by one of his own.

But Chen Yang couldn't refuse his uncle's words.

In addition to work, Xia Zhengping's biggest pleasure in his free time is playing chess. Not only his chess skills are invincible in the East China Sea, but in his circle of contacts, he has never met an opponent who can compete with him. Every time I see others being defeated, I enjoy the pleasure of defeating my opponent, which is not humane.

Sitting on the sofa, they took out the chessboard that had been prepared. The two familiarly arranged the generals, elephants, artillery vehicles and other chess pieces, and started the first game.

Chess openings are generally divided into four types: the artillery and the horse. Among them, the fairy guides the way, the screen horse, and the five-seven run are all very famous opening methods. Chen Yang took the lead and used the horse artillery to fight, that is, taking the lead against the screen horse.

Xia Zhenghe was neither impatient nor impatient, and responded with a smile. Every time Chen Yang took a step, he responded at the same speed. No matter whether Chen Yang was playing fast or slow, he didn't seem to have to think. "Bang!" The chess piece fell down with a bang.

If it were the former Chen Yang who had an unbearable temper, he would definitely be thrown into confusion by Xia Zhenghe, unable to think calmly, and he would definitely be defeated by the general in a short time.

But today is different from the past. After being repeatedly punished and trained by the right hand, no matter how impatient a person is, he will become slow and slow, and Chen Yang is no exception.

Now, whether he is walking or doing things, he has a calm aura, giving people a sense of trust. In fact, there is no other secret, it’s just fear of pain.

Therefore, Xia Zhenghe's intention of disrupting Chen Yang's rhythm failed, which surprised him.

He nodded with understanding and praised: "Xiaoyang, you finally look like a good person now."

Chen Yang smiled bitterly. Even though he was much calmer than before, his chess skills were still far inferior to Xia Zhenghe's. After struggling hard for five minutes, he was still defeated by the general.

"Okay, okay, I can't tell. I was worried about your decline in chess skills before, but I didn't expect that you are much better than before."

Xia Zhenghe was very satisfied. He had not played chess so happily for a long time. If the opponent was always weak, then there would be no point in playing. Only when a master faces a master can there be any meaning in fighting.

In Xia Zhenghe's opinion, Chen Yang is undoubtedly a chess master now.

Therefore, if you can defeat a master, the happiness you get from it will be different from before.

"Okay, let's have another one."

Ten minutes later, after playing three games of chess and losing three games, Chen Yang "begged hard" and finally got permission to go to the toilet.

After arriving at the bathroom with ease, Chen Yang prepared to use his left hand to relieve himself with a frown on his face.

Why can only the left hand be used to complete the task of relieving oneself?

Chen Yang had no choice. When he relieved himself for the first time after being parasitized, Chen Yang was slapped with his right hand and threatened that if he dared to touch his dirty reproductive organs with his right hand, he would be unable to be a male creature in the future. He was so frightened that he peed his pants and swore he would never use his right hand for any excretion exercise in the future.

From being unaccustomed to such movements to becoming accustomed to it now, Chen Yang sadly discovered that he had really changed.

"You would lose in such a simple game just now?"

Chen Yang was startled when his right hand suddenly came to life.

"Screw, Chief Screw, are you awake?"

"I've been awake for more than ten minutes."

His right hand woke up and fell asleep erratically. Chen Yang quickly recovered from the shock and was a little bit unconvinced: "The game just now is called chess in our human world. Many people like to play it. I am also one of them." He is considered a master. It’s just that my old uncle is a master among masters, so it’s normal that I can’t beat him.”

The right hand was too lazy to talk to Chen Yang. It had just observed it for a while, and after understanding the rules of this game, it discovered that the two players' methods were full of mistakes.

Limited by their poor IQ, when playing this simple game, they can estimate at most the changes in the chess pieces in the next five or six moves. In essence, they rely more on their previous experience to see who makes fewer mistakes than their opponent!

That's right, it's not about making as few mistakes as possible, but just hoping that you will make fewer mistakes than your opponents.

It's really pitiful to win by such means.

But it can't punish Chen Yang for this. This kind of thing is not the host's experience error and unforgivable habit, but is limited by their human qualifications.

This so-called qualification has tightly squeezed human beings on the road of being unable to go further.

However, maybe there is a way!

The right hand thought, this method seems very interesting, although it involves a little risky move, but once it succeeds, it will definitely have a lot of benefits for them who are currently "live and die together".

Worth a try!

Determined, he spoke with his right hand: "I have a way for you to win easily."

"Win?"

Chen Yang asked suspiciously: "What method?"

The image of drugging Xia Zhenghe appeared in his mind.

Drugging relatives just to win chess is so fucking crazy, right?

Chen Yang shook his head to get rid of this terrifying conjecture. Even if his right hand really planned to do this, he would never agree.

"It's simple, overclock your brain!"

"What?"