Extraterrestrial parasite

People often say, how should one express how unlucky a person is?

To express it by stuffing your teeth between your teeth to drink cold water?

Wang Rui felt that his unluckiness could not be described in this sentence.

From getting up in the morning and brushing your teeth and getting choked in your throat, to going to the toilet and peeing on your own lap, it doesn't matter!

As for stepping on dog poop when going out, being splashed with water on your trouser legs, and having your head hit by a Mengniu box that fell from upstairs, is that really a big deal?

When passing by the market, he saw an old farmer selling plums. He tasted one and thought it was pretty good. He also saw the old farmer grinning with his teeth open, which made people sad. He didn't know which nerve was wrong, but he actually took out a hundred yuan. The money bought three kilograms of plums.

Taking the old farmer's change, when he wanted to buy a cold drink, he discovered that the change of fifty yuan was only half of it! Yes, only half!

Thinking of the old farmer's sad smile, he suddenly realized that others were laughing at him!

Wang Rui, who had never suffered such a loss, immediately returned to the market and cursed the old farmer when he found him.

There was already a lot of people in the market. When they saw the excitement, they immediately gathered around. Wang Rui scolded the old farmer for several minutes until someone from the market management office came to persuade him.

After getting a new fifty yuan note, Wang Rui's proud expression only lasted for two seconds. The next moment, he suddenly discovered that someone had removed more than a thousand yuan from his wallet.

As the saying goes, if you hunt geese all day long, you will be pecked by geese. At that time, Wang Rui was so angry that he threw a bag of plums on the ground and stepped on them. It seemed that because of his excessive strength, he accidentally fell down and a dog gnawed on it.

This level of unlucky...

Wang Rui had never heard of it.

Wang Rui remembered that he had heard before that making a fortune when he was unlucky would significantly improve his luck, so he decided to make one tonight.

Robbery was a risky business. After doing it two or three times, Wang Rui didn't dare to continue doing it. When he was walking around at night, he thought about it and decided that it would be better to do his old job.

His so-called specialty is burglary, he just wears plain black-rimmed glasses, picks up a printed and forged population registration form, and goes out.

Walk east and west, observe where the escape is easier, and then go to the door to "visit", press the doorbell, and ask the owner to fill in the form if there is anyone, and record the address if there is no one.

Finally, take the registered address and wait until six or seven o'clock in the evening to visit again. If no one is there, record it. If there is a reason, please register the population information.

According to this investigation, generally if there is no one at home after six or seven o'clock, the chance of coming back at night is very small. At this time, Wang Rui will put on a hat, select the best two or three households, and wait until after eleven o'clock in the evening. It's time to test it out.

If someone just explains that they went to the wrong door and there is still no one when they press the doorbell, then there is no need to say more.

Wang Rui chose a resident on the first floor of a small building. There was no one here when he came at six or seven o'clock. Now he lowered his hat and walked in. He pressed the doorbell. After waiting for a while, no one came to open the door. So Wang Rui knew that this house There is no one in the house!

It's past eleven o'clock in the evening and there's still no one at home, so the chance of coming back is not more than 1 in 10.

Wang Rui took out the tool from his arms and began to put it into the keyhole of the security door and fiddle with it.

In his opinion, this kind of security door is extremely ridiculous. With the right tools, he can open it in a minute. If it was an inward-opening door, he could even open it with a bank card.

The critical minute at this moment was the most important. While prying open the security door, he also had to pay attention to see if anyone came in. Although he was multitasking, Wang Rui still maintained his previous speed and successfully pried it open in less than a minute. Locked.

"Click."

Wang Rui took a deep breath and carefully walked into the room. Sure enough, no one was there, it was dark and silent.

He took out a small flashlight from his arms and shone it. Without turning on the light, he gently closed the door, then moved towards the living room.

As a qualified burglar, the first step in entering is to observe!

Observe what?

Of course it’s furniture and other items at home.

Although it is impossible for a burglary to move those bulky furniture, by observing the furniture in the home, you can get a rough idea of ​​the owner's financial situation.

Then observe the hygienic condition. If it is good, it usually means that there is a hostess living there, so the hiding place for collecting money will be more secret. If the sanitary conditions are not very good, and it is basically a place where single men live, then the hiding place for collecting money will definitely not be as careful as that of women.

This probability is not 100%, but residents with poor hygiene are definitely more likely to be lazy and careless, and those are the places where valuable items are hidden.

"Well, that's unlucky. They're all old furniture and appliances. Isn't this house an old man's residence?"

Wang Rui was frustrated at first, but then he became happy. Old people like to hide money at home more than young people, and they may gain more.

Without further ado, Wang Rui immediately took action.

I put on my gloves and dug out the items under the living room table, but to no avail.

Then he walked into the bedroom and checked the contents of the bedside table, but still to no avail.

Except for some clothes and other clothes, there is nothing else.

Wang Rui was not depressed. He opened the closet and groped around in the closet. After confirming that there were no hidden compartments and other things, he quickly opened the pockets of his clothes.

He moved very quickly, and he finished rummaging through the clothes in less than a minute. Apart from confirming that the clothes were worn by young people, he only took out a fifty cent note.

"Oh, you poor guy."

Wang Rui groaned angrily. After touching the mattress and finding nothing unusual, he knelt down on the ground and shined a flashlight under the bed.

"Hey, there seems to be a problem there?"

Reaching out and touching it, a smile immediately appeared on Wang Rui's face. It was so small that there was actually a hidden compartment here, so it didn't escape the palm of my uncle's hands.

Wang Rui was extremely disdainful of the cleverness of these small households.

Wang Rui easily opened the hidden compartment and shined a flashlight into it.

What! No?

Wang Rui couldn't believe it and blinked, but there was really nothing.

Holy shit, is he dreaming, or is the dream dreaming him?

A small family went to great lengths to create a secret compartment under the bed, but there was nothing in it? What kind of joke is this?

Could it be that there are other hidden compartments?

It must be like this, taking advantage of people's unique psychology, first create a hidden compartment for people to open, and then find that there is nothing, and then ignore other things in frustration.

Wang Rui sneered, trying to hide it from me? no way!

He tried to keep his eyes open, climbed under the bed, and started groping around.

"Granny, how long has it been since this family cleaned under the bed? There are actually dead cockroaches in there!"

After complaining about the owner of the house, Wang Rui almost had a myocardial infarction and discovered that there were no other hidden compartments under the bed as he had guessed!

Your sister, you don’t play tricks like this, right?

Are there any masters who play tricks on thieves these days?

No, should there be such poor residents these days? The family was so poor that they only had 50 cents left...

The aggrieved Wang Rui crawled out with dust on his head, becoming more and more angry as he thought about it.

At this moment, his ears moved and he heard the sound of the security door opening.

Oops, someone is back!

Is he unlucky today? The master will be here within ten minutes of coming in...

It's okay if you find money, but is fifty cents still money?

Wang Rui didn't have time to think too much, so he quickly crawled under the bed, held his breath, and pinched the dagger in his pocket with his hand.

If the returning master discovers it, then force may be the only option.

"Pa bang bang..."

The master who came back walked straight into the bedroom and stood still.

Wang Rui was a little nervous and couldn't see clearly what was going on outside. He could only wait.

It is best for the master to go to bed immediately and then go out without knowing anything.

It’s just that the reality doesn’t seem so good…

"Come out."

A low voice sounded in the room, and Wang Rui felt cold. How did this person find him?