F1: The Car Feels Absolutely Great At The Start, I Am The Car God!
002: Car God Training System (Please Give Me Flowers, Please Collect, And Please Give Me Evaluation
Chen Jingshu is not bragging. He does have amazing talents, especially his unusual sensitivity to speed. No matter how fast the car is, he dares to step on the accelerator.
Because his father was a driving school instructor, Chen Jingshu learned to drive at a very young age.
When he was in the second grade of junior high school, Chen Jingshu stole the keys of his father's coach car and drove the school bus for a drive alone. Later, he was chased by the traffic police for speeding.
Because Chen Jingshu was young and ignorant at the time, he was afraid that he would go to jail if he was caught, so he stepped on the accelerator like crazy all the way.
The traffic policeman chased Chen Jingshu for more than 40 kilometers. In the end, due to poor performance of the coach car, the engine exploded and he was caught on the spot. This farce finally came to an end.
Since Chen Jingshu was under 14 years old at the time and was not criminally responsible, the traffic police uncle had no choice but to severely criticize Chen Jingshu’s father and impose a huge fine.
This incident also became the laughing stock of Chen Jingshu among his classmates, and it has been with him throughout his student days...
Chen Jingshu lay on the bed blankly, looking at the dark night sky outside the window, calming down a little.
Suddenly, a bright star flashed past in the night sky outside the window.
"Damn it, isn't that a shooting star?"
When Chen Jingshu saw the meteor passing by, he immediately stood up and rushed to the balcony. Without saying a word, he quickly made a wish.
"Although I don't know where your star came from, we are destined to meet each other. I hope you can let me become a professional driver one day. Thank you very much!"
Chen Jingshu clasped his hands together and prayed devoutly towards the night sky...
Ten p.m.
Chen Jingshu had just fallen asleep, with a happy expression on his face. He didn't know what good things he had dreamed of.
Suddenly, Chen Jingshu seemed to notice something strange and frowned slightly. He felt as if something plush was approaching him.
"Holy shit!"
"Where did this kitten come from? How the hell did you get in here!?"
Chen Jingshu opened his eyes and was shocked by the scene in front of him.
"Comed in through the window."
? !
Did I hear it wrong? !
Did the cat speak human language? !
"You...you?! Can talk?!"
Chen Jingshu, who originally couldn't believe his eyes, now couldn't even believe his ears.
"Hmm? Is it weird to be able to talk?"
The kitten licked its paws and stared straight at Chen Jingshu with its two big eyes.
"Oh my god! You really spoke. How can a cat speak human language?!"
Chen Jingshu felt a chill down his back when he was stared at by it. What happened in front of him completely subverted his scientific knowledge.
cat? ! speak English? ! Good guy, I wouldn’t even dare to write this in a novel.
"I'm not under Darwin's control, so of course I can speak human language."
Holy shit, this cat is even a sperm.
Chen Jingshu was so frightened by it that he trembled all over. He quickly got into the quilt and wrapped himself tightly.
Chen Jingshu has seen some videos about cats.
It is said that this is a very spiritual creature, and it often performs some of the same behaviors as humans. It is very miraculous and cannot be explained by science.
"I heard that you...want to be a driver?"
The little cat looked at Chen Jingshu with a strange look, and a smile suddenly appeared on the corner of his mouth, like a strong man stalking an inexperienced girl. The atmosphere at the scene was suffocating.
Chen Jingshu: "...!"
...
In the living room, a middle-aged man with a vicissitudes of life was excitedly watching the live broadcast of the F1 Grand Prix on TV.
"What a guy! Hamilton is still so powerful, he is so powerful! Botters can't keep up at all!"
The woman who was washing dishes nearby looked a little unhappy when she saw this. She turned her face to the middle-aged man and warned:
"The child's father, Shu Shu will start school in one month, so you have to hurry up about the tuition."
"I know, I'll mention this matter tomorrow. I've been working for so many years, so it shouldn't be a problem to advance two months' salary to the driving school."
The middle-aged man was still staring at the live TV broadcast and said casually.
"well!......"
The woman sighed silently, with a sad look on her face.
In the house, one person and one cat were in a stalemate.
"Young man, you want to be a driver, right?"
"I can help you become a professional racing driver, but you have to sign a contract with me and be my shovel officer for life!"
The kitten suddenly stood up on its feet, with its paws on its hips, looking very old-fashioned.
"Young man, are you willing to accept this honor?"
? ? !
What's the big deal? Is this cat sent by God to be funny?
This scene is so embarrassing.
Could it be that this is a plot in a novel?
Cat elf? Fantasy? Systematic document?
Am I the protagonist? With the plug-in in hand, I have it all in the world?
Money and beautiful women are just around the corner?
So cool? Wahaha?
Scrambled eggs with banana? Steel pipe steamed screws?
Endocrine disorders?
Chen Jingshu's brain was running very fast, like an overloaded CPU. His scalp was numb and started to smoke, and his thoughts began to become disordered.
When the kitten saw this, its face turned pale, and it rushed towards Chen Jingshu, shaking Chen Jingshu's head crazily.
"Meow! Wake up! Stop thinking so wildly, you will become dementia!"
With the intervention of external forces, Chen Jingshu finally stopped thinking and returned to reality, but his eyes were empty and lifeless. It took him a while to recover.
"Have you thought about it? Make a decision quickly! Master Cat, my time is very precious!"
The kitten jumped off Chen Jingshu's head with a disgusted expression on his face.
"Okay! I'll sign a contract with you! Even if it's a contract of sale! I'll sign it too!"
Chen Jingshu doesn't know what the current situation is, and the current scene is difficult to explain scientifically.
But if you can become an F1 driver, it will be considered a contract! Even if you have to sell your body! Sell your soul! That’s worth it too!
Thinking of this, Chen Jingshu's eyes became firm.
"Hey! What are you thinking about? Master Cat, I have no interest in your body at all!"
"Besides, this is signing a contract, not a contract! Don't confuse it with your human concepts!"
"Oh oh oh. I understand, signing a contract is not a contract."
Chen Jingshu was a little surprised. He didn't expect it to be able to see what he was thinking.
Mao Mao glanced at Chen Jingshu with disdain, and then said seriously:
"Then I will start to explain some requirements now!"
"First, this contract is called "Car God Training System". The main content is drawn up by the cat side according to the situation. The human side must not have any objection to the content formulated by the cat side!"
"Second, after signing the contract, there is no way to cancel it, so you must be mentally prepared!"
"Third, humans must fulfill their responsibilities until the end of their lives! Similarly, cats will also fulfill their responsibilities, which is to help you become the professional driver of your dreams."
"Fourth, the human side must ensure that the cat's rights and interests are not oppressed, that is, it must bear all the cat's food, drink, and litter, and promise to achieve a well-off living standard!"
"Do you understand it?"
The kitten looked at Chen Jingshu with a serious expression.
When Mao Mao finished the first and second items, Chen Jingshu didn't think too much.
But when it said, "Human beings must fulfill their responsibilities until the end of life," Chen Jingshu became slightly hesitant, especially the four words "end of life," which seemed particularly harsh.
And it does not clearly indicate what the duties of human beings are.
"Humph, you humans are like this, always so sensitive about the responsibilities you have to bear." The kitten seemed to see what Chen Jingshu was thinking.
"Don't worry, I will tell you the responsibilities you have to bear in the future. I will not force you to do something you can't or are unwilling to do. I will not oppress you."
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