Fairy King Dad
Chapter 534: Continue to fool people (1/2)
"Old senior, let's take you to take a bath."
Several subordinates came closer, looked at the old madman and said with a smile.
The old madman was unmoved and still smiled lowly.
"Grandpa."
Luoluo blinked and said, "Look at you, your hair is messy and your body is dirty. They will take you to take a bath, change clothes and take care of your hair. You will be very comfortable."
"Uh-duh-duh."
The old madman seemed to be playing with his lips and made a series of sounds.
"this......"
Everyone looked at me and I looked at you, and they didn’t know what to do.
"Otherwise, let's just leave it like this. The old man is used to living like this. He may not be willing to let others take care of his clothes." The leader in yellow clothes said thoughtfully.
"Alright."
Everyone nodded.
But the next second, the leader in yellow clothes came closer and said with a smile: "Old senior, you probably don't look down on those people. What do you think of me serving you? I'm good at giving baths."
While speaking, the leader in yellow also rubbed his hands, indicating that he was definitely capable of taking a bath.
The old madman lost his voice again.
The leader in yellow clothes was still smiling, but he heard some snickering sounds from around him.
"Why are you laughing? It's my honor to serve the old madman." The leader in yellow snorted.
"Old senior, what do you think of me?" Lang Yan came over carelessly.
He stood in front of the old madman and slowly stretched his head towards him.
The old madman moved at this moment. He turned his head, raised his hand, and pushed Lang Yan's face away.
"Eh...what is this."
The old madman said something disgustingly.
Lang Yan's expression froze on the spot.
Disliked...
Langyan retreated with a smile.
And slightly embarrassed.
But when he saw the female sword fairy, he chuckled.
Wolf Smoke is a bit satisfying.
He does have a crush on the female Sword Fairy, but that's it. The two of them have nothing to do with each other at the moment.
As for the female swordsman, he seemed to treat Lang Yan a little differently.
Because Su Chen used the name of Lang Yan to act outside and provoked a large group of people. When Lang Yan really returned, he was hunted down by everyone in the world, which made the female sword fairy feel funny.
When she paid more attention to Lang Yan, she felt that such a funny person was more interesting.
"I'm here to serve the old-timers!"
Han Shan shouted loudly, and he flew closer.
"cut."
The old madman made a disdainful sound, and then laughed stupidly: "Eat, drink, ha..."
Crazy, without complete consciousness.
This is very difficult to handle.
Just when everyone is about to give up.
Su Chen heard this.
Eat and drink!
These were the two most common words between the old madman and him in the wilderness for more than two years.
The old madman treats himself to meat and wine...
Happy life.
"Old madman, do you want me, a little madman, to freshen you up?"
Su Chen smiled and stretched out his left hand to tentatively hold the old madman's right arm.
"Hahaha......"
When Su Chen's hand touched the old madman.
The old madman's silly laughter stopped abruptly.
"Eat, drink... wash..."
The old madman spat out a few words.
"Done?"
The leader in yellow had a strange look on his face: "He asked Xiao Su to wash him. Oops, no one else can do it. This is really... special treatment. It makes me so sad."
"Then go ahead."
Ye Qingning pursed her lips and smiled, feeling a little amused.
This should be Su Chen's first time dressing up for someone else.
"Uh... OK."
Su Chen nodded: "You guys chat first, I'll take him in."
Su Chen dragged the old madman to a villa with a guest room.
When I first walked in.
"Old madman, if you stay, this is where you will live, next to my villa."
Su Chen pointed to the side and said: "You haven't lived in a modern villa, right? You always use the sky as your quilt and the earth as your bed."
After all, we have been together for more than two years.
Su Chen followed the old madman in the wilderness, sleeping on the lawn or water on the rocks every day.
"Huhuhu..."
The old madman was like a babbling child, constantly making strange noises.
Seeing this, Su Chen sighed lightly.
He knew very well what it looked like when he was crazy.
He has no idea what he is doing and can only act based on his subconscious mind.
It was a situation where the soul was suppressed.
In other words, the old madman may not know what he is doing now, but when he recovers later, he will have the memory of this period of time.
"Come on, here's the bathroom."
Su Chen put the water in and the water temperature was just right.
"Let me take off your ragged clothes. If you want to take a bath and rub yourself later..."
Su Chen thought for a moment and said, "I'm not very good at it, but I can give it a try."
At this time, the old madman was relatively cooperative and allowed Su Chen to take off his tattered clothes.
Some rags fell to the ground.
The old madman's body was wheat-colored and looked very clean. Only the soles of his feet, arms and hair were full of dirt.
"Step up, sit down and soak for a while, I can give you a haircut."
Su Chen said: "Long hair is not as comfortable as short hair."
"Awww."
The old madman stepped into the bathtub and sat down hard.
Plop!
A large splash of water was raised.
"Uuhahaha."
Water splashed all over Su Chen.
The old madman laughed like a proud man.
"ha......"
Su Chen didn't mind at all, he secretly laughed:
"Get a haircut. Your hair is too messy now. I think it's better to start with a flat head."
Su Chen didn't use scissors. There was a trace of energy flowing above his index finger.
Su Chen's fingers moved back and forth on the old madman's hair.
Streamer cut, old madman's hair, falling downwards.
However, it did not fall into the bathtub. In mid-air, Su Chen controlled it and floated towards the trash can.
"Huh? You look very young."
Soon, the old madman’s crew cut was repaired.
The outline of his facial features was also revealed.
The old madman's eyes were rather strange. They were suddenly black, then white, and then back to normal. The outline of his facial features would also flash every ten seconds.
As everyone saw back then, the old madman was a faceless man. Now, he has restored some of his facial features.
This process, in Su Chen's opinion, was a bit of a recovery.
The process of taking a bath is saved.
Su Chen quickly dressed up the old madman.
After wearing a layer underneath, the outer layer is dark green, like a military uniform.
This kind of clothes is relatively strong and durable.
The old madman might leave at some point. If he is out all the time, these clothes can last a little longer.
On the outermost layer, Su Chen put on a black coat and leather boots for the old madman.
"He's dressed like a peerless warlord."
"The clothes are all made of special materials and were given to me by the previous warlord."
After being stored for many years, the clothes are still brand new.
Wearing it on the old madman, it gives people a sense of majesty.
"Here, look in the mirror."
Su Chen grinned and pulled the old madman to the mirror in the cloakroom.
Looking at himself in the mirror, the old madman's facial features suddenly flashed a dozen times.
"Hehe, hahaha..."
When his facial features returned, he giggled again.
"Eat and drink!"
The old madman said two words.
"Want to eat?"
Su Chen smiled: "Let's go out to drink and eat meat."
"Hahaha......"
The old madman grinned.
Su Chen took his arm and led him outside.
Return to the courtyard.
The dining table has been arranged neatly.
Some delicious dishes are still being prepared.
"Wow!"
"Is he an old madman?"
"How is it possible? So young?"
The leader in yellow clothes and others looked shocked.
"Ouch."
The leader in yellow clothes flashed in front of him. He looked at the old madman carefully:
"Senior, you are so handsome."
"Indeed, he is very handsome." The female sword fairy nodded slightly.
"Wow."
Luoluo's eyes widened.
When Su Chen and the old madman sat down.
Luoluo couldn't help but said: "Dad, you have similar eyebrows and eyes to the old madman. Could he be a relative of our family?"
"What?"
Su Chen was stunned.
Ye Qingning looked at it carefully and said with approval: "The eyebrows and eyes are indeed very similar, but the senior's eyes change frequently and it is not very clear."
The old madman's clear eyes only lasted for a moment every time.
It feels strange.
Moreover, his facial features would flicker and change within ten seconds.
"I have never heard of such a thing in the Immortal Land." Thirteen Ming said calmly: "Even if there is a problem with the soul, the outline of the facial features will not change."
"There are no absolutes in the world." The female sword fairy said to him: "Just because you haven't seen it doesn't mean you don't have it."
"Oh, I really hold a grudge."
Thirteen Ming curled his lips.
Wasn't it just before that he made fun of the female swordsman?
As a result, this guy is going to retaliate now.
It really goes with that sentence, offend no one but don’t offend women.
"There are many people who look alike in the world, so it shouldn't be such a coincidence." Su Chen shook his head.
"What a coincidence, what a coincidence, hahaha..."
The old madman clapped his hands and smiled crazily.
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Everyone was helpless for a while.
Soon, food and wine were served.
Lang Yan was very straightforward. He took a duck leg, put it on the dinner plate, and came to the old madman:
"Old senior, this duck leg is plump and oily. I honor you."
The old madman turned his head sideways, his head suddenly shrank back, and he pushed Lang Yan's face away with his right hand:
"Ugh, ugly, ugly..."
Zhila!
Langyan felt as if he had been shocked by electricity.
Old timer, why do you only say you are ugly?
Isn’t this treatment too special?
Wolf smoke wants to cry but has no tears.
The female swordswoman saw his expression and pursed her lips into a smile.
Chen Shiyan, who was sitting next to her, blinked and ran to the old madman with a piece of braised pork.
"Senior, my name is Chen Shiyan, and this is my honor to you."
Chen Shiyan said with a smile.
"Why!"
The old madman looked disgusted and turned his head elsewhere.
But he didn't say ugly words.
This look of rejection made everyone else curious.
Whose food will the old madman accept?
The female sword fairy thought for a moment, then she carried a piece of braised pork and walked over to the old madman. She spoke softly:
"Senior, thank you for your help today."
"Eh! No!"
The old madman still said in disgust.
"Pfft..." Lang Yan couldn't help laughing.
"What are you laughing at?"
The female swordswoman glanced at him.
"No, no, no, I just think it's funny that the old madman only calls me ugly." Lang Yan said with a sneer.
The female sword fairy then retreated.
"Senior, this piece of pork knuckle looks delicious."
Thirteen Ming came close and gave it a try.
"Ouch! Ugly!"
The old madman turned his head away and couldn't bear to look at Thirteen Ming.
"Am I ugly? I'm not ugly, senior." Thirteen Ming retorted: "I look like a jade tree facing the wind."
"ugly!"
The old madman curled his lips, and his facial features flickered several times in disgust.
"All right."
Thirteen Life was unable to refute.
Don't refute too fiercely. If the old madman beats you to death, you can't fight with anyone.
Thirteen lives exited.
Lang Yan, on the other hand, covered his mouth with a happy expression.
Finally there is a second ugly person.
Then, Bahuang and others, and a dozen more people, presented delicious food.
"I've peeled this lobster, please enjoy it, senior."
Bahuang said simply.
"Eh, ugly..."
The old madman is still disgusted.
When Su Chen saw this, he couldn't help laughing.
Like the female swordswoman Chen Shiyan, the old madman doesn't say she is ugly, but she also dislikes her.
As for Lang Yan and others, the old lunatic would say ugly or refuse depending on his mood.
In Su Chen's opinion, the old madman was actually a bit cute.
After everyone has tried it.
The old madman did not eat a piece of meat, nor drank a drop of wine.
Luoluo looked around and saw that no one was coming, so she put a fried fish on the plate.
Walking towards the old madman, Luoluo still had a sense of anticipation.
"Grandpa, do you want to try this fried fish?"
Luo Luo said with a smile.
"babble......"
The old madman still spoke in the same vague voice.
Luoluo was suddenly stunned.
Grandpa, shouldn't he use the word "ugly" in his next sentence?
Don't do this...
result......
"Huh?"
The old madman suddenly turned his head to look at Luo Luo, suddenly stretched out his hand, picked up the fried fish, and broke it in half.
Put the fish head part in your mouth.
"Hmm hahahaha, it smells good!"
The old madman looked at Luo Luo and waved his left hand: "Okay, okay!"
He seemed to be praising Lolo.
As a result, Luo Luo couldn't help laughing.
Special treatment always makes people happy.
"If it tastes good, eat more."
Luoluo said with a smile.
"eat!"
The old madman said one word and handed the remaining half of the fried fish to Su Chen.
Buzz!
When Su Chen saw the piece of meat in the fish belly, his whole body suddenly felt a little numb.
Like being cared for by elders.
As far as fried fish is concerned, the fish head is not delicious, but the old madman ate the fish head and gave the rest to him.
For a moment, Su Chen fell into silence, feeling warm in his heart.
"Eat, hahaha."
After Su Chen took it, he ate it in his mouth and laughed loudly.
Accompanied by the old madman's somewhat crazy laughter.
The scene was easy-going.
"eat!"
The old madman grabbed two roasted legs.
I gave one to Su Chen and ate one myself.
"Wow, daddy is so pampered." Luoluo smiled and sat back in his seat.
Everyone started to move their chopsticks, and Ye Qingning was holding two glasses of wine.
"Senior, here's a toast to you, thank you."
Ye Qingning said sincerely.
The old madman looked at her and took a glass of wine.
"babble!"
The old madman looked disgusted and threw the drink behind.
There was a clang and the wine glass shattered.
The corners of Ye Qingning's mouth trembled slightly.
Well, I am also treated by the public.
It seems that only Luo Luo and Su Chen are treated specially by the old madman.
In fact, everyone thinks so too.
Just didn't expect it.
"drink!"
The old madman moved his right hand, and a jar of wine suddenly appeared in his hand.
He grabbed the edge of the wine jar and handed it to Ye Qingning.
"Is this really good wine?"
Ye Qingning's eyes lit up, and she happily took the wine jar: "Thank you~"
After thanking him, Ye Qingning returned to his seat, poured the wine again, and prepared to go over and toast.
But it’s no longer needed.
I saw the old madman take out two jars of wine again.
Give one jar to Su Chen and keep another jar for yourself.
"eat!"
"drink!"
The old lunatic ate a lot of meat, drank a lot, and often laughed like crazy.
Su Chen, like him, eats meat and drinks wine.
This scene made the female sword fairy say a little unconvinced:
"You must be from the same family. The old madman is your relative. He is only special to you."
"Stop being sour and hurry up and eat." Thirteen Ming said.
"What does my talk have to do with you?" The female sword fairy glared.
"Tsk."
Thirteenth Life curled his lips, and he drank wine and ate food by himself.
In the end, it was Ye Qingning who was very powerful. She gave everyone a glass of the jar of wine she got.
"It's really intoxicating."
"Good wine!"
The Yellow-robed Sect Leader couldn't help but sigh: "This wine should only be in heaven, and it's rare to hear it in the world."
The implication is that this wine comes from the fairyland.
As for the origin of the old madman, Su Chen and others also guessed that he came from the fairyland.
After drinking and eating.
Su Chen drank half a jar of wine and felt a little dizzy.
Ye Qingning, Chen Shiyan, the female sword fairy and others blushed.
Not everyone can drink the old madman's wine.
Langyan and others have already crouched under the table.
Just one glass of wine, and they are already drunk.
The Yellow-robed Sect Leader and others didn't have much reaction.
They were almost done eating.
Everyone was chatting.
The old madman drank and ate meat, and became much quieter.
"Dad, I have two days before school starts. Should I go to the Heavenly King Palace tomorrow?" Luo Luo asked.
"Yes, the main city of the Heavenly King Palace and the inner city have been completed. We will hold a ceremony there tomorrow." Su Chen nodded.
"Okay, I want to play for two more days. Dad, do you think I should participate in the military training?"
Luo Luo asked.
Su Chen replied: "You decide. It's okay to participate or not."
Ye Qingning's opinion is that the class's military training activities should be experienced to some extent.
After saying this, Luo Luo blinked, she took her chair and sat down next to the old madman.
"By the way, grandpa, take a look at this."
Luo Luo suddenly took out the little red flower and said something pointedly: "Is there something wrong with the flower? It's just not very beautiful?"
The old madman lowered his head slightly, looked at Luo Luo, and grinned.
"Don't look at me, grandpa, look at the flower, is there something missing?" Luo Luo guided him.
At this moment, Su Chen narrowed his eyes slightly.
The little red flower for making wishes is definitely a treasure of heaven.
His daughter is so smart. It is definitely a very good thing to meet the old madman and repair the little red flower.
Just seeing his daughter's serious and cute expression.
Su Chen suddenly remembered a sentence:
Fooling, and then fooling......
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