Fake Ancient God

"Hello, I want two packs of candy!"

"Little girl, this is a tailor's shop... The candy store is on East Street."

"Oh, then I want two packs of needles and thread!"

"What do you want to do with needle and thread, don't play around."

The tailor shop owner is also afraid that this little girl, who doesn't seem to wake up, will hurt herself when playing with needles and threads.

Nancy answered truthfully: "Sew my brother's chest, he lost his heart."

The tailor shop owner laughed dumbly, thinking that the little girl's brother was a dummy similar to a stuffed toy, or simply that her brother's clothes were broken.

However, just in case, when the needle and thread were taken out, the tailor shop owner still asked, "Where do you live, little girl?"

Nancy answered truthfully again, "Barker's Bookstore!"

The tailor shop owner suddenly realized that he seemed to know the bookstore next door, so he handed the needle and thread to Nancy with confidence, and said, "Old Buck said last month that he has a group of relatives who will come to live for a while, we He has never seen him so happy before. He must have a very heavy weight in his eyes. When he talked about you, his face like the old bark melted away.

Unexpectedly, among his relatives, there is a cute little girl like you. Well, this is the needle and thread you want. Little girl, be careful not to hurt yourself. "

Nancy took it obediently, nodded sensible and said, "This thing can't hurt me, unless it's Ms. Amy Regian's embroidery needle!"

The tailor shop owner was stunned for a while, then he reacted and said with a smile, "You mean Goddess Amy Regian, right?"

Amy Regian, an incarnation of the star goddess among the fourteen gods, once walked in the world in the form of a weaver girl.

According to legend, in the starry sky at night, when you look up, most of the stars are decorated by the goddess of the starry sky, who is especially good at weaving and calculating.

After all, the big stars are all made up by others, so it makes sense to have an incarnation like Amy Regian Weaver Girl.

Regardless of how true or false the legend of compiling most of the Xinghai is, the one who can really hurt the essence of Nancy must be in the hands of Amy Ruijian Weaver Girl. It is said that dozens of demon kings were embroidered in white cloth and sealed. The embroidery needle in the depths of the starry sky.

The tailor shop owner, who is only the Nancy family, is also a believer of the goddess of the starry sky, so in the small talk, he admires Amy Regian and the Weaver Girl as much.

However, she didn't know that Nancy was able to call the pseudo-god in her mind a "lady", which was already very compromising. After all, they still needed to hide their identities and could not openly slander the fourteen high-ranking gods.

The tailor shop owner said, "I am also one of the believers of the Goddess of the Starry Sky, child, may the brilliance of the gods protect you forever."

Nancy said: "I have God's protection, no, I just... Forget it, give you the money, goodbye boss, I'm going to buy candy!"

Said, Nancy took the needle and thread in her hand and ran to the candy store on East Street.

Behind him, the boss's voice came: "Child, you gave too much money!"

However, Nancy had already disappeared, and the boss muttered to himself, "Forget it, at noon, I'll go and return it to Buck in person... She's such a cute and eccentric little girl."

Nancy didn't stop all the way, she ran to East Street in high spirits, and went straight into the candy store.

At this moment, the candy store opened its doors not long ago. There were not many customers. They were all greedy children who only watched but not bought.

The boss was originally one of them, but Nancy was one of them, but she didn't expect Nancy to run right in front of him, handed over a handful of money, and said, "Boss, I want two packs of needles and thread!"

The owner of the candy store said speechlessly: "Little girl, this is a candy store, and the tailor shop is on West Street."

Nancy suddenly realized and said, "Oh, then I want two packs of candy!"

The boss took the handful of money strangely and said, "The money here is enough to buy 20 packs of mixed candies. You gave too much to the little girl."

Saying that, he will return the extra money to Nancy.

Nancy said, "Then buy twenty packs!"

"Are you sure that your mother won't blame you for buying so much?"

"Sure! And I don't have a mother, just my father, my brother, my sister, and Grandpa Buck!"

"Buck??"

The owner of the candy store realized that it was the relatives who were smiling when Buck talked about it.

Is this little girl a child of a single-parent family?

Thinking so, the owner of the candy store decided to give the little girl two more of the assorted candies.

Just as she was about to go to the counter to get the packaging bag, Nancy was caught by the counter on the right wall and asked, "What candies are those?"

The owner of the candy store explained with a smile: "It's some new candies, there are all kinds of weird flavors, all kinds of special shapes, but most of them are for customers to try, you probably won't like it, if you are interested, I'll give you a special candy later."

Nancy seemed to have thought of something and said, "There are various flavors? Does it have the flavor of the Sea of ​​Clouds Plateau?"

The owner of the candy store was stunned for a moment, and said, "Sea of ​​Clouds Plateau? Where is that?"

Nancy didn't answer, but asked again, "Is that candy that smells of blood?"

"no…"

"Is that tobacco-flavored candy?"

"This... Yes, but it's very hard to eat... Although I made it, I never eat it. There are only a few adult customers who buy it for early use."

The owner of the candy store took the word "adult" very seriously, so that Nancy would not have any interest in this kind of weird candy that she didn't want to eat.

Nancy heard the words but said excitedly, "I want a pack of tobacco-flavored candy!"

"But…"

The owner of the candy store was in trouble and said, "But there are harmful ingredients in tobacco, even if it's not much, but..."

Nancy said, "I don't know what flavors my brother, sister, and grandfather like. They just admired the milk tea with the flavor of Yunhai Plateau. If you don't have it here, then I only know that they can smoke."

It turned out to be bought for the elders in the family, so it's fine.

Buck Whitebeard is indeed a big smoker. It is very rare for a little girl to have this kind of intention.

The candy store owner couldn't help laughing at the thought of Buck Whitebeard's weird expression when he ate this weird flavor of candy later.

He said: "Then I'll pack you a pack later, special candies, all in special shapes. What shape do you want?"

Nancy said without hesitation, "Heart-shaped!"

"Heart-shaped..."

Although the candy store owner didn't know why Nancy called the heart shape, he still thought he understood what Nancy meant.

He said, "Okay, let's pack it for you~"

"Thank you!"

"No thanks. Say hello to old Buck for me."

"Yep!"

About five minutes later.

The owner of the candy store packed 20 packets of candy, of which 19 were of mixed flavors, and one was of heart-shaped tobacco flavor. They were all packed in large pockets and handed to little Nancy, and said:

"So much, can you take it, or I'll take it for you? It's not far anyway."

Nancy directly took the candy bag, which was half the height of her body, and said, "No need, I'm very strong. I used to carry a continent!"

Before the candy store owner could react, Nancy ran out of the store carrying the bag.

"Sure enough, I have a lot of strength..."

"What a cute and weird little girl."

Nancy carried the bag, and this time she didn't stop at all. She hurried back to Buck's Bookstore and went upstairs.

At this moment, Qiao Qi has washed the dishes, and everyone has helped to clear the table. Some are reading the newspaper, some are chatting with each other, and some are arguing with themselves.

Nancy ran into the room and threw the bag of candy in her hand on the dining table. Half of the candy inside leaked out of the table.

She tore open the sealed small bag, took out a few candies, and threw them in her mouth without peeling the paper.

Then he took apart the bag of heart-shaped tobacco-flavored candies, took out a few, and delivered them to Nie Yuan. The two packets of needles and thread in the other hand were also delivered.

Looking at the lovely Nancy in front of him, Nie Yuan smiled bitterly inwardly. He just knew the true identity of this little girl, the new generation of misfortune **** of destruction.

Although he had no idea about it, he was helpless after seeing Nancy's true appearance and adding that it sounded like an unusual title.

When Nancy's aura suddenly increased and the atmosphere in the house fell to freezing point, he just had a subconscious feeling that Nancy would not hurt him, and he also needed to integrate into this weird big family.

That's why he reached out and stroked Nancy's head to make her stop, but she didn't want to know later that the so-called God of Destruction, in a state of not fully awakened, would there be a risk of losing control when encountering certain situations?

Then, with my humble touch just now, did I have some arduous task?

Nie Yuan found those few candies, UU reading www. uukanshu.com and two bags of needles and thread, said, "Thank you for your hard work, Nancy, this is...tobacco-flavored candy?!"

"Puff puff!"

Nancy pouted, spit out the wrappers of the candies in her mouth, nodded obediently, and said, "En, it's not hard work!"

Then he turned his head and distributed the tobacco-flavored candy to Buck, Aztec, and Miranda, who could smoke.

When everyone saw the "New Flavor of Tobacco" printed on the candy wrapper, they all had weird expressions and couldn't help laughing.

Miranda smiled and threw a tobacco-flavored candy into her mouth and tasted it carefully. The hard candy collided with her teeth, making a slight "click, bang, bang" sound.

Miranda said, "It's delicious."

real or fake?

Nie Yuan glanced at her suspiciously, then he also took off the wrapping paper, put one in his mouth, and then...

His face turned ashen.

He has a weak sense of pain, not a weak sense of taste. How can I say this kind of taste, well, I can't say it.

Who the **** is the owner of a candy shop who can kill a thousand knives, who would come up with the idea of ​​making such a strange candy!

At this moment, Nancy has distributed candies of various flavors to everyone, and the two Gustaves are no exception.

This time, the two Gustaves didn't say anything more, and it was the only time they reached a consensus. They said in unison, "Delicious."

Hearing this, Nancy nodded happily, then turned her eyes to Nie Yuan, who had a strange face, full of expectations.

Nie Yuan squeezed out a stiff smile and said:

"Well, it's delicious candy."

"Then I'll buy you a few more bags next time!"

"…"

Speechless.