Fake Ancient God

The reason why she is listed as the highest danger level does not mean that the old woman in front of her is really a vicious type of person.

It is because in the description of the archives, this old man is almost a kind of "speaking and following the law" in Perth Town.

Another way of describing it is that what she says will come true.

For example, Count Lilian had a hapless man under his command. When he came to investigate, he made the old man unhappy, and he was casually complained: "I said it so clearly, but you still don't understand? You are full of dogs in your head. Can't urinate."

Then the unlucky guy that day fell behind for unknown reasons, and was not discovered by his companions the whole time.

After they went back, after being reminded by others, they realized that there was one person missing from their team.

When he returned to Perth Town to search again, he only found a broken body lying on the side of the road.

The corpse was obviously visited by all kinds of hungry animals. It was beyond recognition and could only be identified by the clothes it wore.

Taking a closer look, there are still tooth marks left on the skull, the contents have been taken away by something, and it is filled with some kind of yellow liquid.

Not far from the street, a few well-fed wild dogs were looking at the place with their heads tilted.

Another example is the elite law enforcement officer of a certain church. Perhaps when communicating, some behaviors were rude.

In person, the old man was very cooperative and completed all the procedures step by step.

However, not long after he turned his head and left, he spat like a commoner who didn't dare to have an attack in person, but only dared to beep in secret, "You rude thing, be careful to be run over by a carriage while walking on the street."

At that time, the church already had a certain degree of awareness of this old man.

That elite law enforcement officer, who was also very keen, caught the elder's whispered curses.

Immediately, his face changed, and without saying a word, he ran outside the town of Perth, wanting to leave here and get out of the force field completely.

Then.

Then he died.

was run over by a carriage.

Or was killed by a wagon wheel that fell from the sky.

An elite law enforcement officer capable of fighting alien monsters was "cursed to death" by a fluttering remark.

Later, the church also conducted investigations to trace its origins. They finally found that the wheel that fell from the sky, impartially, and just landed on the forehead of the elite law enforcement officer, really did not appear out of thin air.

There is also some kind of butterfly effect logic.

Roughly a certain coachman found that his wheel was broken and went to a carpenter to repair it.

After fiddling around for a while, the carpenter said that I can't solve your problem, so go to the blacksmith and ask him to make you a new axle.

After the coachman found the blacksmith, he triggered the "power of prehistoric times" in the blacksmith's body because of some coincidence. As soon as he hit the hammer, the wheel would fly into the sky.

Eh, it just landed on the head of the unlucky law enforcement officer, and the speed of the shot was so fast that he couldn't even react at all, and his soul flew into the yellow spring.

In the eyes of the townspeople, everything that happened is extremely normal. They have no doubts about the power of the blacksmith, as if it should be like this.

There are many more such things.

The casual words of the elder in front of him are like a force field that can affect the entire Perth Town. No matter how absurd he is, it can eventually evolve into a given fact.

Those words that follow the law, there are good and bad, not only the bad will happen, but also the good.

But unfortunately, the old man has a bad habit, that is, he likes to be sour from outsiders, and he often has no good words to say to outsiders.

Therefore, both the church members and the people of Earl Lilian will try their best to avoid contact with the elders.

I was afraid that she would scolded people to death with a slap in the face, and there was no room to struggle.

For the extremely dangerous figure who suddenly appeared behind them, the three of Nie Yuan also shouted bad luck and were full of vigilance.

However, it didn't show on the surface. I was afraid that the old man would be dissatisfied, and he would make a couple of rants at random, and the speaker was unintentional, and the person who was complained would be out of luck.

They were about to leave, and they didn't want to cause another disaster at this time.

Nie Yuan looked at the old man walking slowly, and said in a calm tone, "Old man, is there something wrong?"

It is also clearly noted on the file that when facing the elderly, don't shake things up, a normal attitude is the best.

Otherwise, you will make people happy, and they will laugh and say: "The young man's mouth is so sweet, I am so happy to talk to the old man, I really want to open your head and see how you can hold so many sweet words. ."

That would be miserable.

Even if people are thanking you originally, but the characteristic of following the law, in Perth Town, is really against the sky.

The elder slowly raised his head, looked at Nie Yuan and Aztec, and said, "A stranger?"

Nie Yuan responded with a smile: "Yes, pass by Pass Town and enjoy the local customs here."

The old man did not immediately respond to Nie Yuan when he heard the words, but muttered to himself: "You are really tall, two young men, so tall, it should be easy to fall while walking, right?"

He said, as if his eyes were dim, he couldn't see what Nie Yuan and Aztec looked like, and he looked closer and said, "Oh~ they look very good, this reminds me of that young man, I remembered last time. He was still last time."

When Nie Yuan and the others heard these words, they couldn't help but complain to themselves. Your brain circuit, old man, is really strange. You speak as if you are doing your homework.

But looking at her chattering appearance, she really seemed to be on the verge of unconsciousness. Nie Yuan was really afraid that she would suddenly make a fool of herself and do some big work.

They are not yet fully prepared at this moment. As for the matter in Perth Town, why should they have enough manpower, or let the church members come to them as cannon fodder and step on the thunder?

Now is not the time to explode completely.

Nie Yuan continued his professional smirk and said, "Is it an honor to remind you of someone, but... it's getting late, we are about to leave, my sister is a little hungry, I'll talk to you next time. ."

Hearing this, the old man seemed a little melancholy, and said to himself: "When you are old, you will be annoying when you are old. If you talk a few words, others will not be happy."

Seeing this, Nie Yuan said quickly: "Old man, don't get me wrong. Please elaborate, what happened to the young man you remembered last time? You said that we reminded you of him, and I suddenly became interested."

Saying that, Nie Yuan took a slight step forward, pretending to be very interested.

But the next moment, he suddenly felt something tripped under his feet, lost his center of gravity, and fell straight towards the elder.

Aztec, who was beside him, reacted immediately, stretched out his hand to support Nie Yuan, and then the two looked at each other delicately.

Nie Yuan turned his head to look at him in an instant, and saw a rock about the size of a thumb, rolling on the ground where he was standing just now.

Just now, he stepped on this small stone, and suddenly his center of gravity became unstable, and he almost knocked the elder down.

They remembered what the elder said just now—

[You're really tall, two young men, so tall, it should be easy to fall while walking, right? 】

It sounds like a casual chatter of the elderly, and it's still a question...

Will this work too?

Now, how could Nie Yuan be tripped over by a stone the size of a thumb while he was standing normally?

Nie Yuan's heart trembled.

Aztec also stood where he was and didn't dare to move.

He is not afraid of falling. In fact, if the two are willing, they can use their strength to their fullest. It is also possible to fly away from the ground for a short time. Naturally, they will no longer be subject to the rule of "getting tall, easy to fall when walking", or Call it a cursed limitation.

What he was afraid of was that if he did something different from ordinary people, this broken-mouthed elder would say something earth-shattering.

Even if Nie Yuan fell, he still stood still and supported his figure.

If the two of them both fall down and make a right and wrong of the living Taisui in front of them, then the problem may be a big one.

At that time, we can only try to make the elder shut up forever and see if we can succeed.

But this was on the street, and there were many people watching. The elder himself was a highly respected existence in Perth Town.

When the time comes, all the townspeople will come out and ask for guilt.

Then we can only call Buck and Georgie, and have a tough fight with Passtown.