Fake eunuch: After the empress saw through it, I was reused every day
Chapter 96 Get out of here
Soon, the waiter who had been waiting outside the door brought up several sieves and sieves on a tray.
Xuanyuan Hai took one and put it in front of Lin Xing, "Let them learn something!"
This sieve is just an ordinary gambling tool, what tricks can it play? Haven't you heard of it yet?
Not to mention that Xiong Xiong and the two literati looked at Lin Xing intently, even the four women who accompanied him couldn't help but look up curiously.
Lin Xing held the sieve in his hand and quickly explained the general rules of the bragging game.
"Do you understand?"
"I understand."
Xiong Xiong nodded in response.
"But, it seems that I don't understand it, I don't understand it!"
Xuanyuan Hai looked at the two literati with a confused look on their faces and smiled: "What about you two?"
Hearing this, the two were stunned and shook their heads subconsciously one after another.
"Then, have you heard of it?"
Xuanyuan Hai asked another question immediately.
"No, I've never heard of it."
"But it's not worthy of being in a high-class place. Such strange and lewd skills are not worth the attention of scholars like us."
The scholar who had not spoken said with disdain.
"Yes, yes, that's right!"
Another scholar nodded in agreement, and his expression suddenly became much calmer.
"So, my lord, if this young eunuch only knows these naughty tricks, he can't be called a talented person."
Are these two guys drunk, or do they not know the character of this lord?
Lin Xing secretly worried about the two scholars. He didn't even need to look at Xuanyuan Hai's expression to guess that this lord would not have a good face.
"Little Lin, this lord said you are not a talent, then in your opinion, are these two talents?"
Xuanyuan Hai said in a yin-yang tone.
As expected, it can be heard that this lord is already unhappy.
"My Lord, how can I tell whether you two are talented? However, since you two are favored and valued by the Lord, you must be talented."
Lin Xing said these smooth and polite words, no matter whether he was testing him or not, he was trying to please both sides.
"Well said, this is what I like to hear. What is talent or not, if I say yes, it is yes, if I say no, it is no."
While speaking, Xuanyuan Hai glanced at the two again.
"My Lord, is this the truth?"
"Yes, yes, the Lord is a descendant of the Emperor, so he naturally has the ability to judge people."
The two nodded without hesitation.
It's not very pedantic!
"In that case, there is nothing wrong with me saying that Linzi is a talent?"
Xuanyuan Hai asked again.
"This..."
The two were speechless at the same time.
I want to laugh!
What fools they are, they can't even jump over such a simple pit.
It can be seen from this that Xuanyuan Hai is indeed unlearned, but he is definitely not a brainless person.
"I'm asking you a question?"
Xuanyuan Hai looked annoyed.
Lin Xing had already seen that this gentleman was very unhappy with these two people, and he was deliberately looking for trouble.
"Yes, yes, what the prince said is very true."
"What about you?"
Xuanyuan Hai asked the other one who didn't speak.
"Yes, talent!"
The two finally compromised helplessly.
Xuanyuan Hai's face suddenly sank, "Humph, you two pig brains, take you to Wanhua Tower to compete with each other, don't embarrass this prince."
"Prince, you are... We are all proficient in poetry and songs!"
"Get out of here immediately!"
Xuanyuan Hai slapped the table.
With a loud shout, the two people got up quickly and ran away in a flash.
"Two blind guys, just here to make trouble for this prince."
As he spoke, Xuanyuan Hai picked up the wine glass and drank it all, and then put the wine glass heavily on the table.
"You two!"
At Xiong Xiong's signal, the two women beside him stood up hurriedly.
"Prince, calm down!"
One woman sat next to Xuanyuan Hai and poured wine tenderly, while another stood behind him and squeezed his shoulders.
If these women had not been strictly trained, would they not believe it even if they were beaten to death?
"Brother Hai, although these two people are not very suitable for your temper, they are still somewhat talented after all. At least they can hold up the scene and deal with the meeting at Wanhua Tower tomorrow."
Seeing Xuanyuan Hai sighed, Xiong Xiong hurriedly said.
"One person is one person... It's better than bringing those two idiots who are annoying to look at. What are you talking about? This prince hates to hear people say such things the most. This prince just likes to eat, drink and have fun. What's wrong?"
"Damn it, I'm not afraid that others will say that this prince bullies two weak scholars..."
As he said, Xuanyuan Hai waved his hand directly, looking a little regretful for not teaching them a lesson.
"Okay, no more talking, Xiao Linzi, come, let's play!"
"Um, Brother Hai, are you really going to take Xiao Linzi alone tomorrow? Or should I find a few more people for you?"
Xiong Xiong said hurriedly.
Obviously, these two people were found by him.
"Come on, those famous scholars, let alone us, who can be invited to participate in such an occasion? I originally thought that I was just pretending to avoid being laughed at by others. Otherwise, this matter would be handed over to you kid?"
"You kid is also a waste, finding these two people who have no great ability and pretend to be knowledgeable here."
"Brother Hai, are you saying this?"
Xiong Xiong curled his lips and instantly sat upright, looking confident and confident.
"If you have the ability, you can find it yourself, or ask other brothers to help you do it. Among those idiots, it depends on which one will pay attention to you. I, Xiong Laowu, will be generous and won't steal women for you!"
"I won't let you snatch it?"
Xuanyuan Hai said angrily.
"When have I ever bullied you when it comes to women? Whoever has the ability will go first. Your father's birthday is tomorrow. If you don't have this luck, who can you blame?"
Hearing this, Xiong Xiong curled his lips, looking very helpless.
Xuanyuan Hai smiled and said, "I originally wanted to punish you with three glasses of wine for finding these two useless snacks, but seeing that you are so aggrieved, I will waive them for you."
"Is it free for you?"
Xiong Xiong looked unlucky.
"Don't say three cups, I'll give you three more cups, and I'll drink six!"
With that said, without saying a word, he picked up the wine glass in front of him and drank it all in one gulp. He put down the wine glass with some suffocation and knocked on the table.
"Pour the wine!"
The convict woman next to her quickly poured another full glass.
In this way, Xiong Xiong drank six cups in one breath.
He is indeed a self-proclaimed wine master soaking in a wine vat. Regardless of whether he is bragging or not, his momentum is still unambiguous.
"Okay, happy! As expected of me, Xiong Laowu, the eighth young master in the capital."
Xuanyuan Hai smiled.
"By the way, Lao Wu, let's discuss whether we can bring your sister-in-law in tomorrow..."
"No, absolutely not!"
Xiong Xiong waved his hand without hesitation.
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