Faking Straight

Regarding this question, Wasser really didn't know.

Therefore, the consultant shook his head quite naturally, with the same puzzled expression as them, "Why?"

However, because of his bad reputation before, his teammates complained from the bottom of their hearts. The consultant thought this guy was acting too well, right? Looking at the big puzzled eyes and the little curious tone, if they didn't really know that he was Wasser, they would have believed what he said.

The small eyes of the teammates cast on him secretly, all meaning "you can make up you".

Since knowing the secret of the consultant's success and completing the mission of the insect industry, the brothers have completely released themselves. They are so naive, and their IQs are reduced to only talking and laughing, and then secretly preparing for the legendary surprise gift.

"Is it enough to ask Youmen?" Li Zouxing turned on the light brain, never admitting that he liked this naive atmosphere, "Or ask Youmen's adjutant."

"How can you ask the party about this kind of thing? Of course, I asked Captain Eumon's adjutant." The teammates smiled and slapped him one by one. "Not bad, little star, very popular."

When Li Zouxing contacted the adjutant, the adjutant happened to be free, and he smirked twice before telling them the origin of the matter.

It turned out that five months ago, Youmon had sent a challenge letter to Wasser, asking for a one-on-one matchup with him. Wasser did not refuse at the time, but when the game came, no one was absent. When others talked about it, it was Worther disdain for a duel with a little captain, so he didn't show up. Eumon was hit, and since then, he has completely turned black from passersby.

It was the kind of extremely high-quality black that Worther was black all his life and would only scold the opponent for rubbish.

And self-proclaimed as the opponent of Worther's life.

Li Zouxing finished listening: "..."

He has a headache.

It's no wonder that Jomon looked strange in his eyes after Voser appeared in public to lead him to his opponent.

The consultant became thoughtful.

He seemed to have indeed accepted a challenge letter at the time, and he did not refuse, but other star thief ambushed during the game that day. Those junk goods who had always been bolder than Sesame actually joined forces to kill him, and Wasser was invincible. After being forced to take NK-03, he completely forgot about someone challenging him.

After thanking the adjutant, the Dream Team, who finally knew the reason, was satisfied and turned to other topics.

Li Zouxing got up before he had time to say, "I'll go to the toilet."

The consultant stood up decisively and clung to Li Zouxing, "I'm with me too."

In order to have a chance to get along alone, the two of them let go of the bathroom in the room, and walked out openly in the contempt of the teammates.

There is no one on the aisle, this will be time to sleep, and under the bright lights are the same-sex lovers.

They all know that the purpose of the other party is not to practice the idea that has just not had time to practice.

The two walked side by side for a minute, and Li Zouxing couldn't hold back, "Aren't they hot?"

"It's not hot." Advisor Cheng was next to him.

"So clingy?"

Counselor Cheng shook his head earnestly. It wasn't enough to hold Li Zouxing's arm. He raised his hand and kissed the back of his hand, "It's not sticky, no sweating."

Deliberately misinterpret Li Zouxing's meaning.

Li Zouxing smiled and shook his hands, "This is the hand you need to use in a while."

Deliberately disgusted him, "It's so dirty, so dirty."

The consultant Cheng smiled, suddenly opened his mouth and held his little finger, warmly tolerating it for a while, and then slowly said, "Sweet."

With a wet mouth, Li Zuoxing frowned, "Eat if it is dirty, no next time."

The consultant became extremely satisfied, "You are not dirty."

"You are delicious everywhere, I love it everywhere."

"Your expression now looks like a pervert," Li Zouxing used precise words, "Or is our adult baby a pervert?"

Suppressed until now, Li Zouxing originally thought he had put out the fire, but now he knows that the fire has not gone out, and it burned its owner even bolder.

Speaking of perversion, the consultant immediately retorted, "Of course not."

But in my heart he remembered the scene when he used to peep Li Zouxing, surrounded him up and down with mental strength.

The star thief standing in front of the toilet was in a moody mood, and even Li Zouxing beside him didn't even look at him.

This solved the physiological problem for more than an hour. During this period, other people came to the toilet. In the end, many people complained to the spacecraft staff, saying that there was a strange sound in the bathroom in the middle of the night, which scared them to use the toilet. Unfavorable fall.

Once the door of the sanitary compartment is closed, you can swim in the clouds.

It is not unreasonable for Li Zouxing to say that Counselor Cheng can play, because he is afraid that he will stay away from him when he knows that he is Wasser. Counselor Cheng takes the initiative to let Li Zouxing punish him. What he proposed is also how to punish him.

The consultant Cheng was cruel to himself and others, and he was cruel to himself alone in front of Li Zouxing.

He knew that from the perspective of others, his two identities acted like playing Li Zouxing, and he couldn't tell whether he was sincere or playing for fun.

In order to make Li Zouxing believe him, he really did it.

Said to be punishment, but the purpose is actually to seduce the sweetheart.

Show off your charm to your heart's content, show how a straight man is embarrassingly self-exploring, let Li Zouxing watch with his own eyes, stare at his actions, and watch how he uses his mental power to explore his body.

Li Zouxing blushed when he heard his proposal, and couldn't stand it when he saw it with his own eyes.

However, the consultant Cheng had already asked him. In order to implement the "small punishment", he could only watch and not intervene during the whole process.

The consultant Cheng hadn't really understood that he liked Li Zouxing, he had already tried to make himself happy, but that was only irritability, because there was no response.

Under such a shameful situation, he also thought that he would be as unresponsive as before. Who knew that under Li Zouxing's gaze, it would be even more serious.

It seemed that as long as Li Zouxing was there, his sight could excite him.

...

The pleasant travel time passed quickly. After seeing some beautiful scenery one after another, the people of the dream team tacitly set the location of the welcome ceremony and the confession plan at Haibaixing.

Because many of their stories happened here, the first close contact between Li Zouxing and consultant Cheng was also here. Because of the mermaid, everything made this planet unique.

"I think the wedding should be held in the Big Dipper, what do you think?" Swarin seriously suggested.

They are discussing fiercely about the wedding of Li Zouxing and the consultant. They completely ignore the reality of whether the two men can get married. They are arguing about the idea of ​​a better future.

"The strange colorful stars we have been to are also good," Xinan also suggested, "and the weddings on their planet are really fun, the wedding process is so romantic!"

"Topia is also good." Ling Nian followed closely.

After all, it’s the planet of my own military academy, and Topia’s business is prosperous. There will be a lot of guests attending the wedding, and it will be very lively.

Jiyu looked distressed and hesitated, "These are all good, but if I remember correctly, Zou Xing likes the atmosphere of Mawei Xing very much."

Worther's home star is dead, and they can't hold a wedding for them on the star.

As for whether the two of them can be together to get married-this is a question that the Dream Team has never considered. Please, look at the monopoly and attitude of the consultant to Li Zouxing, can they be separated?

The teammates actively discussed, Li Zouxing and the consultant Cheng, who were the parties, walked in the end, not listening at all.

Li Zouxing walked backwards in front of the consultant becoming a consultant, his hands clenched into fists behind him, smiled and asked the consultant to guess that there was something in his hand, "Quick guess."

The consultant Cheng thought deeply and could not cheat. He could only observe his expression and tentatively said: "Right hand?"

Li Zouxing's expression remained unchanged, his speech slowed down, "Are you sure?"

Unsure, the consultant frowned, tangled, "Is it on the left?"

There are no raised stones on the beach, and Li Zouxing's posture as he walks backwards playing with his boyfriend is so handsome and charming. His expression still remains the same, "There is only one chance, you can ask."

When it's over, the consultant has really racked his brains, and it's hard to believe that he is just playing a game with the subject with this serious and worried look.

The two people whose IQ dropped below the average were naive and happily. The teammates ignored them and pretended that there were two mentally retarded people behind them.

According to their words, only by ignoring these two people can we feel that there is air in the world, the air is fresh, and not full of sour dogs, food, and smells!

Swarin is still the one out of the ordinary. No matter how many childish pictures he sees, he will be in a super good mood, and he feels satisfied with the whole person!

But being so naive is also an expression of two people's happiness, right?

They were getting closer and closer to the sea. Suddenly a line of waves was drawn from a distance in the sea, and the crisp sound of milk sounded, and they were very happy, "Boss——!"

The penetrating power of the child's voice is very strong, and it resounds almost across the beach. Li Zouxing's chic figure staggers, almost startled by the call.

"Boss Boss Boss!"

The voice got closer and closer, and the little mermaid moved swiftly and swam in front of them. The long hair was thrown in a mess, and the big sea-blue eyes were full of joy and happiness, "Uuuu Boss has finally come to see the baby."

Cute as a doll.

Ling Nian's eyes lit up. Why didn't you find this little mermaid so cute before?

It's just a little bit worse than the lovely mental power.

"Ah," Li Zouxing squatted down very old-fashioned and asked questions between the boss and the younger brother, "Have I studied hard after I left?"

"Yes!" The little mermaid has a small chest proudly, and his chubby chin is about to poke into the sky. "The baby thinks that the boss is right! The baby should study hard every day! So the baby ran away from home and plans to exercise on her own Strength!"

"Is the baby great?"

Shining Liang looked at Li Zouxing for praise.

Dream Team: "..."

Disapproving eyes faintly looked at Li Zouxing.

"..." Li Zouxing.

He immediately turned around and walked quickly to the docking position of the spacecraft. The sea white star's seawater occupied almost the entire planet. The place where they stayed now was not the place where they met the little mermaid, which meant that he could still be saved.

The consultant was puzzled when he turned around and left, "What?"

"Before the mermaid clan came to kill me," Li Zouxing, "I have to run away."

He got the only cub of the Mermaid tribe and ran away from home!

Seeing this little mermaid's messy hair and belly rumbling, you know how miserable he is now!

I'm afraid the whole mermaid clan already hates him, right? !

But he was just joking. He turned back after a few steps and went into the water to hug the little mermaid in his arms from the shallow water, and let his teammates on the shore hunt and barbecue for him.

They brought a lot of convenient tools for a good trip this time, and the picnic was just a trivial matter.

Counselor Cheng went into the water with him. Li Zouxing hugged the little mermaid. He helped hold the long mermaid tail. The shiny mermaid scales were very beautiful, and the tentacles were cold and hard, like metal.

The little mermaid obediently put away the dangerous scales on the mermaid, hiding the sharp edges, with a small hand around the boss’s neck, the blinker looked at Li Zuoxing to the left with his big eyes, and at the consultant Cheng from the right, and was particularly relieved to be held by them. Get out of the water and come to the beach.

The four of Ji Yu who were busy on the shore couldn't help but laugh. They recorded this scene with a light brain. It was really beautiful, as warm as a family of three.

All three of them are of high-value, and the background of Haibaixing is extraordinarily beautiful. Any picture can make people feel warm and smile.

Xinan is very strong. When Li Zouxing and his consultant Cheng are holding the little mermaid, he has already dug a trench with a tool to isolate the sandboarding with mental power, draw a water from the sea to the barbecue area, let the little mermaid Can stay in the sea all the time.

They know that the mermaids of other planets can leave the water for three days, but the mermaids of the sea white star have never liked to interact with humans. They are shy and timid, so people don’t understand their information, so it’s always right to be careful. .

Li Zouxing put the little mermaid in the puddle, and the little mermaid obediently said, "Thank you, boss."

He looked at the consultant Cheng again, and said in a very serious and simple way: "Thank you, boss's wife."

The consultant became: "...?"

His expression made the little mermaid show a worried expression, eating his little hands and cautiously said: "Is the baby wrong? Don't humans just call their partners their wives?"

"...It's okay," the consultant Cheng smiled, thinking that the child was still young and couldn't tell the difference between a wife and her husband, "but I'm not a wife, baby."

Ever since he flushed Li Zouxing's face on the spaceship and his eyes flickered, Advisor Cheng is simply proud of his "active party" status. In his opinion, isn't this obvious? How could his careful logic go wrong.

Which acceptor can make the active party show Li Zouxing's expression?

But the reason why he emphasized the issue of "up and down" so much is because... he also felt that something was wrong.

But if you don't admit it, you have to pretend not to know.

No matter what you think in your heart, you must show your momentum.

The little mermaid innocently broke his dream, "No, the baby smells of the boss in your body! The baby will not smell it wrong!"

In the end, in order to prove that he was in a hurry, Xiao Jindouzi grieved in his eyes and said, "You are the wife of the boss!"

Advisor Cheng: "..."

The teammates looked at him with weird eyes, then suddenly realized that they kept looking up and down.

Li Zouxing was in a complicated mood for a while. On the one hand, he praised the little mermaid for breaking the consultant's unknowing behavior. He must praise the little brother for his bravery. On the other hand, he felt that he was going to fight Wasser... in order to redefine who is talented. Is the real initiative.

But looking at the way the consultant is, I can’t stop it every time, so maybe I can’t fight it, right?

He thought secretly, and the face of the consultant next to him was constantly changing.

"...Puff ha ha ha ha ha!"

There was an arrogant laugh. Although the teammates don't know why boys and boys are in love, there are also wives and husbands, but just look at the expression of the consultant Cheng, puff, what a poor star thief Wasser.

Li Zouxing stepped back two steps, and gave a thumbs up to the little mermaid in a place where Advisor Cheng couldn't see it.

The little mermaid doesn’t distinguish between the eldest and the eldest wife. He asked cutely, the universal interstellar language is not very standard, "Boss, why are you giving a thumbs up to the baby?"

It's over.

As soon as Li Zouxing's movements became stiff, Advisor Cheng slowly turned his head back, just in time with his big finger that was erected.

Alas.

The teammates handed the skewers to the little mermaid, and then each skewers, watching as they ate, "Come on, eat while it's hot."

Fight! Fight! Don't worry, they are waiting to see the excitement.

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Little Mermaid: Huh, my dangerous instinct told me to shut up