Fanservice Paradox

Why is it back again.

"We ..." Fang Juexia wished he could die suddenly at this moment, and even came up with the feasibility of a tongue-biting suicide plan.

Ling Yi also cooperated and took the Bozi soda bottle and pointed them at Pei Tingsong, "Yes! Honestly!"

Pei Tingsong snatched the bottle in his hand, "Accounted for your head." After he finished looking at Lu Yuan, "No, do you really want to hear?"

Lu Yuan covered his heart with one hand, and he rested on the lamp with his other hand, with a stern expression on his face, and he swallowed. "You can bear it even though you say it."

Glancing at He Ziyan and Jiang Miao, both of them have a smile instead of a good expression, Pei Tingsong raised an eyebrow, "Then I can really say, do I need a detailed description?"

Lu Yuan slapped his thigh, "Hurry up!"

Looking at Fang Jue Xia Hong's diaphanous neck and out-of-body expression, Pei Tingsong knew he was embarrassed and he didn't want to say this in front of so many people, so he smiled and pulled his baby brother into his arms Here, "dream about you. Every day, there is a lot of confusion in my mind, and I have said nothing to do."

Fang Juexia thought he really wanted to speak, so he was stunned when he was dragged over to hug his shoulder.

"Impossible." Lu Yuan pointed to Pei Tingsong. "You just couldn't even match the confession of watching the movie. It must have bluffed us."

"Yeah." Pei Tingsong shrugged. "We didn't go to the movies. It's such a big garden, it's not enough to stroll around."

Ling Yi stuttered and asked, "Then, why don't you go with us and go to the hot spring?"

"You still have to ask why?" Pei Tingsong tilted his head, "Because I don't want you to see my boyfriend not wearing clothes." He finished pulling Fang Juexia's collar straight up to his chin. , "Not even a little."

Fang Juexia patted his hand away and glared at him to shut up.

"It's spread out anyway, let's explain it more clearly." Pei Tingsong pointed to each other carrying a soda bottle. "You and Fang Juexia's CP will not be allowed to open business in the future, all from now on."

"Oh, really overbearing." He Ziyan shook his head with his right knee, "Dream back to the Treaty of Xin Chou."

"Why!" Ling was unhappy, "Before your hearing, my CP and Juexia's CP were very popular!" After he finished, he wanted to grab Fang Juexia's hand, and began to play mad, " Juexia, do n’t you go with him? I sing and raise you! "

"Go ahead." Pei Tingsong broke Ling Yi's hand directly, "I can raise him without singing."

"Hey, hey," Lu Yuan cleared his throat. "Although I snorted, you said that you shouldn't talk about money. This poor young man has been connoted."

He Ziyan lifted his noble hand with a delicate brittle angle like a big man at the auction site, "Plus one."

Ling hiccupped and forgot what she said and was said before, only to follow suit, "Plus one."

Fang Jue Xia Shi couldn't stand it anymore. He broke free from Pei Tingsong's arms and whispered to him, "Don't make trouble."

"Good," Pei Tingsong is used to, of course, "This question is over."

Jiang Miao, who has not followed the mischief, said at this time, "Are you going to pass so soon? Don't confess to us the history of your love?" He smiled, "For example ... who chased who? When were they together? ? "

Lu Yuan immediately applauded, "The captain is worthy of the captain!"

Ling Yi also applauded, "Okay!"

Pei Tingsong asked his wife, "Can this be said?"

Fang Juexia immediately turned his head away, "What do you ask me?"

This means being able to say. After Pei Tingsong got, he confessed generously, "I chased him. When was it together ... I fell off the stage and got injured, and he went to the hospital to take care of me the day I was together."

After listening, Jiang Miao reached out to He Ziyan, who was lying on the ground and listening to the story. "I won and gave money."

The remaining four were confused, watching He Ziyan sighing and transferring money to the captain.

"What?" Pei Tingsong was confused, "How many bets did you make?"

There may be more groups than they built in private.

Jiang Miao, who received the red envelope, was content, "No, we both feel that you are really talking, but there is a disagreement on when you start to fall in love. He Ziyan said that it was around Jue Xia's birthday. "After he finished looking at Juexia, he smiled deliberately." But I didn't expect it to be so early. I thought Juexia would grind it well before he agreed. "

Fang Juexia was blushed by his words and froze in situ, and then buried his head to eat potato chips like a hamster.

"So when did you find out that you liked Jue Xia? Didn't you swear to tell me that you felt love was boring? When did you confess?" He Ziyan lying on the ground took Pei Tingsong with a pedal. He was unwilling to lose his consciousness, he just wanted to break the casserole and ask.

Suddenly thinking of something, He Ziyan suddenly realized: "Ah, I know, shouldn't your kid come in after an injury, playing a sympathy card so that the kind Juexia can't refuse you and just barely agree, right?"

Pei Tingsong rolled his eyes and was about to say what kind of fart you were talking about, who would have been robbed first.

"No." Fang Juexia, who has been offline, came out to refute at this time. "I don't force it, I only like him to agree."

This straight shot knocked several young men on the court into a daze. After the daze, there was a restlessness.

"Wow!!"

"No, no, I can't hear it anymore."

Lu Yuan stuffed his own mouth with the smell of the waves, "Grass, I raised it with dog food."

"No ... I mean ..." Fang Juexia was still speechless, and subconsciously went to Pei to listen to Song.

It can be said that Fang Juexia likes such things in public, and Pei Tingsong can not be described as fluttering at the moment, feeling that he has reached the highlight moment of his life. As soon as a person is proud, he is willing to say anything, feels proud, "If you see it, you will be beaten when you guess." After he finished, he began to recall, "When did you find that you like Jue Xia ... That is the day when you know Xiequ , Was stimulated by Liang Ruo and found out. "

Ling Yi's little brain is not enough, he hugged his head and said in pain, "Liang Ruo ?! Why Liang Ruo has the part! Wait, why is this drama and plot so familiar?"

"Because Liang Ruo's number was found for me." Pei Tingsong reminded.

"Yes!" Ling patted his head one by one, "My God! So I am I ..."

"Yes, you are a confession middleman." Pei Tingsong ignored the little idiot who found himself almost mastering the script, and continued, "Liang Ruo secretly sent Jue Xia Yue out to speak, I called Liang Ruo when I found Ju Xia Xia. He didn't hang up the phone, so I heard his confession to Jue Xia. I was angry at that time, and I didn't know what I was angry with, I was very angry. "

Jiang Miao could almost imagine Lao Yao's reaction at the time, "It turned out that someone had made a sample and pierced your window paper."

"Anyway, I found out, oh, it turns out that my feelings for this person can be another form besides friendship." Pei Tingsong suddenly became serious, "So after receiving him, I confessed."

"Grass, this efficiency." He Ziyan really applauded him, "Pei Tingsong you are too good."

Lu Yuan was shocked, "So Ju Xia agreed?"

Fang Juexia immediately shook his head, "No, I, I did not agree."

Jiang Miao asked again, "So how did you feel about him at the time? Did you refuse Xiao Pei just like Liang Ruo?"

of course not. Fang Juexia said in his heart.

"Not the same. When I heard Liang Ruo said at the time, I was only a little surprised, because I didn't feel him in that way at all." Fang Juexia lowered his eyes and spoke slowly, "Later, I heard Pei Tingsong say, Just ... it was really ignorant and frightened, but, in fact, there was one thing I could n’t tell. "He frowned, then smiled weakly at Jiang Miao again," I was too messy, There was no way to think about it. He begged me not to reject him too quickly, and I did n’t refuse.

Ling Yi rubbed his eyes, "Juexia, you are too good to talk."

"It's not easy to talk." Jiang Miao's face was full of expressions, and he cleverly grasped the point. "Jue Xia, when you just said Liang Ruo, you just used the expression" I don't feel that way at all ". , But when it comes to Xiao Pei's confession, he starts to speak incoherently, and clearly you are the most logical person. You must be a little like Xiao Pei at that time, but just don't know it. "

"Is it?" Fang Juexia was a little embarrassed after seeing it at a glance. He hugged his knee and whispered, "Maybe ..."

But suddenly he sat up again, turned his head to look at Pei Tingsong beside him, and said: "But why are I always admitting that I like you."

Pei Tingsong laughed at once, and picked Fang Juexia's chin, "Look, this guy's temper is only on me."

This crit.

He Ziyan covered her ears, "If you don't come, you won't come, torture me."

"I'm ok! Please continue!"

"Why did I tell Liang Ruo's phone number to Pei Tingsong at that time! I, I hate!"

The teammates are nervous, but Pei Tingsong still cares about Fang Juexia's question, "Why do you think they will find our relationship?"

Fang Juexia blinked.

why……

Pei Tingsong lightly flicked his forehead with his hand and whispered, "Is there anybody who can't see this thing I like about you, Fang Juexia."

Do not know why, Fang Juexia's heart suddenly jumped up.

Sure enough, it was difficult for Pei Tingsong to stay steady.

The youngest boy has the most trouble hiding his heart, and the most difficult thing to hide is love.

Knowing that Fang Juexia was thin-skinned and couldn't bear to keep asking so, Pei Tingsong protected him from changing the subject, forcing them to continue to play the truth and adventure, but fortunately, both of them passed, and after a few rounds, they both missed, but Ling One of the worst, several big adventures in a row, the last one directly picked the note [call Qiang brother to say he was pregnant with his child]. Several people were drunk with him and forced Ling Yizhen to fight out.

Cheng Qiang had fallen asleep on the other end, and a phone call awakened. After connecting, Ling Yi cried and said that he had a baby.

Several other people suppressed Ling Yi, holding their breath and waiting for Cheng Qiang's response. Unexpectedly, after the other party was silent for a few seconds, they hung up directly.

"Bud--Bud--Bud--"

Listening to this busy tone, everyone let go of Ling Yi.

"It's over, Ling fell out of favor, and no one took care of the baby."

"You are pregnant!"

Fang Jue Xia held a smile, "Qiang Bacheng thinks he is dreaming, and I will definitely call back when I read the call log tomorrow."

"Ha ha ha ha ha right!"

Jiang Miao suddenly thought of something, "Oh, when are you going to tell Qiang?"

"Look at Xia Xia." Pei Tingsong said, "I listen to him."

He Ziyan sneered, "You, the devil, also have a day to listen to other people's words.

Fang Juexia thought for a while, "I was preparing to say this time, but I was a little worried. Although Qiang Brother said that there is no relationship with love, he may not think it is a team love."

"That was also caused by him." Lu Yuan shook his head. "In fact, even if it doesn't say that, how could the love in the team be caught, the question is business."

"We will help you press the door of the cabinet!" Ling Yiyi looked as if he was shouldering the heavy responsibility.

Pei Tingsong deliberately said, "Just you, come on, don't give me a megaphone everywhere to advertise. I thank God every day."

"I won't do it this time!" Ling Yi was very solemn. After drunk, he was stupid and swearing with a loud voice, "I can, I can do it!"

"Fine you," Lu Yuan nibbled melon seeds, "Don't scare the baby in your stomach."

"Hahahahahaha!"

The six people stayed in Luyuan's house until three or four in the morning. The first person who fell asleep was Ling Yi. He originally played poker. It was his turn to play cards and found that the guy had fallen asleep on the floor. Lu Yuan dragged him to bed, covered him with a quilt, and chatted with several other drinkers. Fang Juexia was drunk as soon as he drank. This time he had a high degree of alcohol, and he just poured it out without giving him the opportunity to get drunk. Not early, the remaining few are also ready to sleep.

Pei Tingsong didn't drink much and took Fang Juexia to another room. Somehow, Fang Juexia was awake again, hugged him around his neck and kept asking him if he liked himself, and Pei Tingsong responded obediently.

"Like me, you have to tell me a story."

"Okay." Pei Tingsong put Fang Juexia in his arms, patting his back while telling him the story of Lily and the little abacus. When Fang Juexia fell asleep, he also fell asleep himself.

The next day everyone slept until noon and went to feed the peacock in the afternoon. Ling Yi didn't listen, and wore a flamboyant laser jacket, which attracted several male peacocks to chase him to open the screen. This scene was photographed by Lu Yuan, and was also posted on Weibo, which has since been dubbed "Peacock on Earth" by fans.

After leaving the hot spring resort, Caledo was again engaged in the work of the busy men ’s team. The publicity of the love team did not bring about any changes. It was just that Pei Tingsong threatened Li Ling to change rooms every day, but Ling Yi vowed to die. He also works as a light bulb every day, and as soon as he sees Pei Tingsong drilling in his room, he goes in together, next to the little couple.

The end of the year is the busiest time for work in the entertainment industry. The major awards ceremonies, film festivals, and year-end parties on many platforms are all held at this time. The red carpet is full of enthusiasm and pictures. In the past, Caledo had no name at the end of the year. Not to mention performing on stage, he couldn't even get a simple ticket.

But now it's different. This year's Kaleido's popularity is almost unmatched. It is the absolute annual focus. Plus the red is relying on strength and talent. It is often long-term. Everyone is willing to be close to each other. It will be convenient for later. , Even the film festival invited them to participate, but Jiang Miao walked the red carpet with the crew, leaving five additional admissions.

When they entered the field, they also rehearsed the new opening remarks deliberately. This time, no captain shouted one, two, three, and turned into Ling Yi. With a loud voice, there was a feeling of shouting at the scene.

"Hello everyone! We are-Jiang Miao's five tow oil bottles!"

Even gesture K became five fingers sticking out.

The scene instantly laughed. This paragraph was also posted on the Internet and forwarded to the circle. The entry of # 相声 男团 卡莱 多 # was once again on the hot search. The very classic stalks were also released together, which was a disguised promotion of the movie. It was originally a niche literary film. With the addition of members of the hot boy group, the box office has exceeded 100 million on the first day. Even the director sent Weibo to thank the actors and the audience.

The film critics gradually released, perhaps with appropriate roles and tragic colors. Jiang Miao's initial test of the water on the Internet has given a good evaluation, and the word of mouth has continued to heat up. Some people even predicted that Jiang Miao would be nominated for Best Newcomer and Best Supporting Actor.

After the film festival, the rest is an intensive award ceremony. Kelaido has a high degree of attention. Holding two explosions in one year, it almost swept the major music awards.

"Recent invitations are too much to pick, and several have to hurry to attend." Cheng Qiang took advantage of their filming of the MV for the winter special, and said the itinerary on the set. "But there is one If you hit the BMA, you will not go. The BMA has the highest gold content, and you have to participate if you do n’t win the prize. "

When I talked about BMA Ling, I was excited, "I beg, let's get one, let's do it once."

"How can it be so simple." Lu Yuan sighed, "BMA's jury is notoriously picky. I've never been an idol group before. We have been nominated for the golden egg."

Pei Tingsong said, "No, our black post on the day of the official announcement of the nomination list was a blowout. I almost cursed me on Weibo."

Fang Juexia thought of something, turned his head to look at him, "Aren't you already scolded?"

"Hey? Really?" Pei Tingsong blinked, as if to get some memory back, "Oh, I can't remember if I scolded too much."

Cheng Qiang sighed, "Everyone can't be so discouraged, if you can really win the award at BMA, you will be developed."

According to the plan of the star chart, the mini winter special "Xmas & U" will be released on Christmas Day on December 25, which is also the anniversary of the debut of Caledo. Coincidentally, BMA's annual awards ceremony is also scheduled for Christmas, for the first appearance of the BMA stage, and to give fans an anniversary special stage, Caredo remixed "Broken Array" and "Lastsummer", The first stage of the new title song of the Winter Special was also prepared.

Since the official announced that Kaleido will attend BMA, fans will leave messages every day in the official blog. Because of the high voice, Kaleido's stage has always been outstanding, and BMA has extended their performance time. So they deliberately selected an intro, and the members appeared in pairs. He Ziyan acted as a non-leading "Icewar" by DJ and Ling Yi. Jiang Miao and Lu Yuan performed a double dance. Pei Tingsong and Fang Juexia performed the non-leading "Hunting".

The award ceremony was broadcast live on the day, there were many singers and groups, and the opening performance was Qi Yao after Liang Ruo left the team. Fang Juexia listened in the background, his heart sighed.

"Are you cold?" Pei Tingsong took off his coat and put it on Fang Juexia. Fang Juexia's costumes are very thin, with some European medieval style white shirts and black cloaks on the outside.

Fang Juexia shook her head and whispered, "I'm a little nervous."

His makeup is very special today. In order to match the style of "Hunting", a blood stain is drawn on the corner of his mouth, and the eyeliner is also very tempting. It is a weird feeling to say such cute words with such a face.

Pei Tingsong stretched out his gloved hands, "Give you a bit, and you won't be nervous if you bite."

"Are you a vampire today?" Fang Juexia said Pei Tingsong's hair, but he habitually saw the glove and wanted to take it off. He didn't know what the reaction was. But after just pulling it, he was stopped by Pei Tingsong, "Don't make trouble, you'll be on stage in a while."

Ok. Fang Juexia let him go in his heart.

The time in the background always passed quickly, and they arrived at once. While the lights were dimmed and the stage was completely dark, the six of them went through the lift. He Ziyan and Ling Yi were on the far left of the stage, Jiang Miao and Lu Yuan were on the far right, and Pei Tingsong and Fang Juexia were in the middle.

The music sounded, first the spotlight on the left lighted up, Ling opened his voice one by one, and the fans under the stage burst into amazing screams.

Fang Juexia was always in the darkness, listening to the performances of his teammates, and Pei Tingsong grabbed his wrist. He didn't let go until he heard the staff preparing to cut the machine in his ear.

The spotlight in the middle is on. Before the start, the screams have flowed towards them like a sea wave. Pei Tingsong shook hands with Mai and walked out. This time, his usual mouth-gun rap did not appear, but it was a bit slow. The rhythm, coupled with music full of ritual, even has a sense of illness.

"The heat wave seeping from my fingertips is in exile on the mountain in your back."

He pulled the collar away from his hand. "The trembling pores hold me tight. Who's nerve endings are crazy? The blood vessels are hot, and the sweet lava. You say you want me and want me to release."

The speed of speech followed that of beat, and he raised his eyebrows, "Who puts the blood to cover my desires, and at a glance you can dig my heart."

Putting his index finger in a circle, Pei Tingsong raised the corner of his mouth, "Keepyouhigh, roundandround. Grinding curves, not abstract enough, how can animal instincts lie, no matter how sacred it should be stained by dirty."

The music changes, another spotlight in the middle lights up, Fang Juexia wearing a black cloak appears, and the hook part begins.

"You are going to burn my blood."

Fang Juexia is linked to abstinence in many people's minds, and even the singing voice is ethereal and does not fall to the ground. He seldom uses this enchanting psychedelic vocal vocal, every tail is hooked, like a skilled hooker.

"I want to annihilate a kiss for me."

"Exhausted for me."

"Destroy in my body."

He lifted his hands to his shoulders and pulled off the black cloak, revealing a complete look.

"Who made you fall in love with a hunt."

The music changed again, and the ending after remixing took over the beginning of "Icewar" by He Ziyan and Ling Yi. Pei Tingsong began to pronounce the English chant of white with his very magnetic tone, which was also the intro lyrics at the beginning of "Icewar", but they were Adapted into a medieval style.

"I’llbeyourwickedresister."

[I will be your tough rebel. ]

Fang Jue Xia sang poems for Pei listening to the harmony with the singing technique of flower tune, just like pondering the Bible, floating like a fairy, and completely different from the previous singing vocal.

"Yourunbrokenmartyr."

[Your indestructible martyr. ]

"Yourfaithfulwarrior."

[Your loyal warrior. ]

He was walking forward step by step, but suddenly stopped, turned around and looked at Fang Juexia who came towards him, "No."

"Ain’tyourinnocentyoungerlover."

[No, I do n’t want to be your innocent young lover. ]

Under the camera, Pei Tingsong and Fang Jue Xia Xialu met after a hunt, and he held his brother's chin.

"I’myourfuckingdirtymaster."

[I want to be your obscene owner. ]

The author has something to say: these two songs have n’t been written, so they wo n’t be used for speech

Btw, male singers can sing flower accents (you can search for them), but there is no flower accent tenor in the strict sense of professional vocal classification, only flower accent soprano, corresponding to false voice tenor. However, the flower tone in the text is a popular meaning, which refers to a gorgeous and flexible difficult tone in Bel Canto. In reality, there are many tenor singers who are good at this technique, so that it is convenient for everyone to understand what kind of false voice transfer this section is.