Fantasy: All my skills are passive

"You deserve to die. You are so good at making fun of people that you are a disaster even if you are alive!"

Fan Jian said coldly: "You are even meaner than me, why don't you change your name to Jian Dabao!"

"My Fan Jian is not the 'sleazy' Fan Jian. Even if I tell you, you won't understand. Just know that it has the same pronunciation but different words and different meanings!"

The Ginseng Lingbao doll, no, it should be called Lu Dabao. Lu Dabao smiled even more when he saw Fan Jian pretending to be angry and trying to explain his name.

Fan Jian felt that he had been insulted again, so he grabbed Lu Dabao who was rolling on the ground, put it into the pocket of his tattered robe, and walked back.

After a long time, Lu Dabao finally suppressed his laughter, looked at Fan Jian and said sheepishly:

"Brother, don't be angry. I really can't hold it back. Your name is so graphic!"

"Since my eldest brother has been called by such a vulgar... no, cheating name, then there's nothing wrong with calling me Lu Dabao. I think at least it's a little better than my eldest brother's 'slutty' name!"

"You're looking for a fight!"

With that said, Fan Jian flicked towards Lu Dabao's head again, and Lu Dabao ran away howling.

The two of them just fought and laughed all the way back to Tushita Palace.

"This is the Ginseng Lingbao doll? Why is it different from what I imagined?"

Red Pill Spirit God Lord looked at Lu Dabao, who was sitting on the table eating and drinking, with a puzzled expression on his face.

"Brother, this old man's wine doesn't taste good. It's not as good as our Ziyun Qinglu wine. I still want to drink our wine..."

The Ginseng Lingbao doll was already half drunk and clamored to drink Fan Jian's wine.

This made both Fan Jian and Red Pill Spirit Lord very embarrassed.

"I didn't expect this little guy to be an alcoholic, and he still chooses to drink. He's so frightened when he sees him!" Lord Red Pill Spirit kept observing Green Dabao.

"Master Chidan, didn't you say that you had seen the Ginseng Lingbao doll twice before?

Why is it like seeing it for the first time now? "Fan Jian looked at the Red Pill Spirit God Lord and felt that he was bragging before.

“This little guy ran so fast that he was out of sight in the blink of an eye.

I had vaguely seen this ginseng Lingbao doll twice before, but how could I see it so clearly at such a close distance like now? "

The Red Pill Spirit God Lord spoke, his eyes never leaving Green Dabao.

"I think I've seen the old man with a red beard before!" Lu Dabao said while burping from wine. He was now half drunk.

"How on earth did you bring such a difficult guy back?

This little guy who makes the great gods of the three realms salivate, but has a headache and can't catch him, how do you get him to come back with you willingly? "

The Red Pill Spirit God Lord still can’t believe his eyes.

"Of course..." Fan Jian deliberately let it slip, hoping to irritate the Red Pill Spirit God Lord, but he had been staring at Green Dabao from the moment he entered the door without even looking at him.

"Of course it is, what do you think?" The Red Pill Spirit God Lord became anxious indeed.

"Of course it's because of my personal charm! I accepted him as my younger brother. Isn't it normal for a younger brother to follow his elder brother and travel around? Hahaha!"

Fan Jian said proudly.

"Bah, this little guy looks young. He may be older than me. How can you think of a little brat like you as my big brother? Are you fooling me? And what kind of personal charm do you have?"

"Say something else quickly. You don't know how much you weigh. Say something useful. Stop bragging!"

The Lord Red Pill Spirit slapped Fan Jian hard on the face.

"That's the truth. What I tell is the truth, but you don't believe it. So what can I do?"

Fan Jian had been hungry for so long and started to feast.

"You kid... after you finish your meal, get out of here and soak in the Fire and Ice Pool until I agree for you to come out!"

Originally, the Red Pill Spirit Lord wanted Fan Jian to go to the back mountain of Tushita Palace to have a good experience and understand the status and dangers of the Lingxiao Realm.

In fact, collecting herbs is just a name. The list of medicinal materials he gave originally included several hard-to-find medicinal materials.

Who would have thought that this guy Fan Jian directly opened a cheat and deceived the local snake in the back of Tushita Palace - the Ginseng Lingbao doll? How can anyone imagine this?

"I originally thought you would have to wait at least half a month before coming back.

Who knew you would be back in just two days? It’s really annoying. You still fooled me with a bunch of words about what you have and what you don’t have. Am I stupid for you to be my master? "

Red Pill Spirit God Lord pointed at Fan Jian's nose and cursed.

"Did this little guy find these medicinal materials for you?"

"Ah, yes, I'm not familiar with the back mountain. If it weren't for Green Dabao, I probably wouldn't be able to find all these medicinal materials in a year!"

Fan Jian stuffed another big mouthful of meat into his mouth and said vaguely.

"Let me tell you, I added so many medicinal materials for you, how could it be possible for you to come back in two days?" Red Pill Spirit God Lord whispered.

“Na na na, I knew Master Chidan that you had added some ingredients to my diet.

When I was refining the Xianji Baiwei Dan, I clearly didn’t use so many medicinal materials. How come there were so many when I got the list? I don’t dare to say or ask! "

Fan Jian's six senses were extremely good, and he heard the whispers of the Red Pill Spirit God Lord almost instantly.

"You finally admit it, tell me, Master Chidan, how will you reward me?"

"This kid has really sharp ears. What reward do you have? You used so many of my precious medicinal herbs, shouldn't you pay some interest?"

The Red Dan Spiritual Lord was disrespectful to his elders and said to Fan Jian in a shameless manner.

"But this little guy is really amazing. With him, do we still have to worry about collecting herbs?"

The Red Dan Spiritual Lord was secretly happy in his heart.

"This is really a matter of fate, and nothing can be decided by man!"

"The ginseng spirit doll that so many great gods want to find was deceived back home by this silly boy in front of me. How can this be justified?"

The Red Dan Spirit God sighed in his heart. Suddenly, he turned to Fan Jian, who was eating very happily, and whispered in his ear:

"Disciple, as the saying goes, split it in half when you meet it.

Besides, I am your master. Let's boil a pot of water and stew this little guy. Just think about how much benefit this will bring to both of us!"

"What, you want to eat my little brother? Sure enough, you big guys can't help but want to eat people, right?"

Fan Jian knew that the Red Dan Spirit God was joking deliberately, but he still said loudly in shock.

"Who? Who wants to eat me?" Lu Dabao jumped up in fright when he heard Fan Jian's call!

"No, no one wants to eat you. How could anyone want to eat such a cute medicine essence? Don't worry!" The Red Dan Spirit God hurried forward and covered Fan Jian's mouth.