Fantasy: I’m Really Not A Taoist Ancestor

Honghu World, Five Lakes Dynasty, Binhai County, Linjiang City.

In front of a shop specializing in shortbread, a strong man in plain clothes wanted to buy half a catty of shortbread.

As long as half a catty, a little more will not work, and a little less will not work.

It cannot be broken, it must be a whole piece.

This is embarrassing the boss.

The owner is a 60-year-old man who has been running this shortbread shop for some years, so he is also very famous in Linjiang City.

But today, the boss has encountered difficulties.

Just half a catty of shortbread cookies, more or less will not work, you can't break the pieces, they must all be whole.

When the boss made the shortbread, he didn't do it with such a precise amount.

The old man boss smiled bitterly: "This guest officer, you're embarrassing the old man. Otherwise, it's five or two or six dollars. How about half a catty?"

The brawny man shook his head and said, "I don't take advantage of you. I want half a catty or half a catty. Don't take more, or less. You can't break it. You weigh it slowly, and I'll wait."

The old man said, "My shortbread cookies may not be worth exactly half a catty."

At this time, many people had already surrounded the pastry shop.

Someone ridiculed: "Boss, don't you just make him a half catty shortbread?"

Some people laughed and said, "I said this Dage, do you have obsessive-compulsive disorder?"

Someone said solemnly: "Young man, you are here to find faults on purpose. It is not easy for Lao Zhangtou and his granddaughter to open this shortbread shop. If you have a conscience, don't embarrass Lao Zhangtou."

Everyone, you say something, he says something, and you have everything you say.

The brawny man frowned slightly, and said solemnly: "My master wants half a catty of shortbread, and my master is very particular about the shortbread. The shortbread must not be broken and must be complete. If you say I bully you, you are not enough to let me bully, I will take it. Half a catty of gold will buy you half a catty of shortbread, and you will prepare it for me as soon as possible."

The strong man took out a golden rock, not gold.

This made everyone stunned and shocked.

Half a catty of gold to buy half a catty of shortbread?

You know, half a catty of gold can buy hundreds of thousands of catties of shortbread.

I have to say that this brawny man is unbelievable.

"Old Zhang, since people are so sincere, it's not bullying you. It depends on whether you can make a shortbread of exactly half a catty."

The old man who had just spoken said to the boss.

Old Zhang glanced at the piece of gold, and then asked the brawny man: "Objectively, besides the whole piece of shortbread is not more than half a catty, do you have other requirements?"

The brawny man shook his head and said: "There is no other request, but I came here admiringly. If the shortbread you make doesn't taste right, you don't need to open the shortbread shop."

Lao Zhangtou smiled and said, "Objective and rest assured, the shortbread from the old Zhangtou's hands will always taste that way."

"Then I'll wait."

The strong man just stood in front of the shop, folded his hands, his eyes closed slightly, as if he had fallen asleep while standing like this.

This brawny man was the little soul who went out to buy shortbread for Ning Xiao.

Ning Xiao wanted to eat shortbread and let Xiao Lingzi go out to buy it. He still punishes Xiao Lingzi. Although Xiao Lingzi promised to be refreshed, when he left Guangyun Mountain, Xiao Lingzi had to think about it.

Where does the host want the shortbread?

The owner said he was eating shortbread, is it testing himself?

Also, how could the owner eat the mundane shortbread of the existence of non-cannibalistic fireworks?

The bewildered little Lingzi scratched his head and thought for a day and night, but in the end he still didn't figure out what was going on.

Xiao Lingzi had to incarnate as a strong man and came to the mundane world, looking for a shortbread shop with excellent taste.

In the end, Xiao Lingzi determined the goal, which was the shortbread of the old Zhangtou shortbread shop.

So the previous scene appeared.

Ning Xiao said that it would cost half a catty. How could Xiao Lingzi dare to buy more, let alone buy less.

And this is the shortbread that Ning Xiao wants, Xiao Lingzi dare not break it, it must be complete.

If Ning Xiao knew such strict requirements, he would be stunned.

Ning Xiao just wanted to eat a bite of shortbread, where did so many requests come from?

In the shortbread shop, Lao Zhangtou and his teenage granddaughter stopped doing other people's business, and made shortbread for the little soul.

Four pieces of shortbread are a catty. Generally speaking, two pieces of shortbread are half a catty.

Now Lao Zhangtou and his granddaughter are about to make two shortbread cookies, no more than half a catty.

This mastery of heat and kneading must be very precise.

Of course, half a catty of gold is enough for Lao Zhangtou and his granddaughter to do this extremely precise thing.

Outside the shortbread shop, many people are waiting for Lao Zhangtou's shortbread to come out of the oven.

However, at this time, a fortune teller came over and said with a smile: "Old head Zhang, do I need Ben Xian'er to do a fortune for you?"

Old Zhang looked at the fortune-teller, and said with a smile, "How much is it?"

The fortune teller stroked his beard and smiled: "No money."Old Zhang head smiled and said: "Then dare to love, you quickly calculate for me, can this furnace produce two pieces of shortbread that add up to half a catty."

The fortune teller moved the fingers of his right hand, his eyes turned up, and he didn't know what he was muttering in his mouth.

Xiao Lingzi opened his eyes at this time and looked at the fortune teller, with a sneer on his face.

The fate of a person is the most difficult to count.

Even the little spirit child who has already Immortal Ascension, dare not say that he can definitely calculate the fate of an ordinary person, let alone the fortune teller in front of him.

Of course, fortune-telling is also based on evidence, but it can only be said that it is a possible situation in the dark, but it does not believe in spirits such as Xiaolingzi.

However, after a while, the fortune-teller stopped and said with a smile: "You can produce three pairs of shortbread that add up to half a catty."

"Hahaha, I hope as Mr. said."

Lao Zhang didn't believe it, and made his own shortbread.

In a short while, Lao Zhangtou's shortbread cookies came out, this oven totaled 20 yuan.

Twenty shortbread cookies were warm and filled with fragrance, and everyone could not help but swallow.

I have to say that Lao Zhangtou's shortbread is indeed delicious.

"Weigh..."

Xiao Lingzi looked at Lao Zhang's head and said.

Just as the old Zhang head was about to weigh it, the fortune teller pointed at two pieces and said: "Weigh the two pieces first, then the two pieces, and finally the two pieces."

Everyone was startled, Ban Xian'er really dare to say?

Old Zhang head smiled and said, "Then listen to the husband."

Then Lao Zhangtou started weighing the cakes, and the first pair of shortbreads that Ban Xian'er pointed at was exactly half a catty, not much more, not much less, just right.

"Coincident..."

Old Zhangtou smiled and said, "Objective, please take your shortbread."

A smile appeared on Xiao Lingzi's face, and he was about to leave after taking the shortbread.

At this time, the fortune-telling half-xian smiled and said, "This objective, don't you see what happens next?"

Xiao Lingzi raised his brows slightly and said: "The boss said just now, this is a coincidence. You thought that the four yuan you were referring to next can also weigh no more than half a catty?"

The fortune-telling half Xian'er smiled and said, "Try it and you'll know."

Xiao Lingzi nodded and said, "Boss, weigh and see, if it's still half a catty, I will give half a catty of gold."

Hearing this, Old Zhang was overjoyed and said quickly, "Objectively, later."

Then Lao Zhangtou took out the other two cakes and said that they were still half a catty.

Immediately afterwards, Lao Zhang took out the last two pieces of cake and said that it was still not more than half a catty.

Old Zhang Tou was also stunned, and quickly weighed the rest. After all, Xiao Lingzi said that if one and a half catties are more, he will give half a catty more gold.

But in the end, Lao Zhangtou didn't weigh no more, no more than half a catty.

Three-and-a-half catties shortbread?

Is exactly the same as the fortune teller Half Xian'er said?

Even Xiao Lingzi was stunned for a while.

An ordinary fortune teller unexpectedly performed something that even Xiao Lingzi could not do in front of the fairy beast.

"Where is your husband a half immortal? He is a real immortal. Please also ask your husband to count me a divination."

"Mister counts for me."

"Sir, go to my restaurant for a drink, and by the way, please count me down."

...

For a while, there was a lively activity outside the shortbread shop.

The fortune-teller, who is known by everyone as a half fairy, is now a true fairy.

Xiao Lingzi narrowed his eyes and dropped two gold pieces of half a catty each, then grabbed Ban Xian'er with one hand and disappeared directly here.

When everyone saw this, they were all dumbfounded with shocked expressions on their faces.

Immediately afterwards, everyone bowed down, because they really saw the fairy in the legend today.

...

Little Lingzi took the fortune-teller to the top of a big mountain outside Linjiang City.

The fortune-telling Half Xian'er is blind, so even if there is a bottomless abyss in front of him, he is not afraid at all.

With a faint smile on his face, the half-xian'er asked, "This guest officer brought me here, don't you know what's the matter?"

Xiao Lingzi raised his brows slightly and said, "Let you count me a trigram."

"I don't know what the guest officer is?"

Half Xian'er asked with a smile.

Little Lingzi said: "Count fortune, count the future, count achievements, count life and death."

Ban Xian'er smiled and said, "The guest officials count a lot, but the price here is very expensive."

Xiao Lingzi raised his brows slightly and said, "I can afford it no matter how expensive it is."

Ban Xian'er said, "As long as the guest official can afford it, I will count it for the guest official below."

Seeing that Banxian's right hand was moving with his fingers, he turned his eyes upside down, muttering in his mouth a voice that even Xiao Lingzi couldn't understand.

After nearly half an hour passed, Xiao Lingzi became a little impatient, and Ban Xian'er stopped.

"Calculated?"

Xiao Lingzi asked coldly.

Ban Xian'er nodded and said, "It's calculated."

Xiao Lingzi raised his brows slightly and said, "Tell me."

Ban Xian'er smiled and said: "The objective recent fortune is very good, but it is a good luck, but this fortune can only be maintained until three months later. After three months, there will be a hurdle in the objective. You can step past and achieve limitless achievements. Perhaps you can achieve that. The realm of immortality and immortality, but if you step past it, objectively, it will be fatal."

Xiao Lingzi sneered and said, "You calculated this for me?"

Ban Xian'er nodded and smiled: "This is calculated objectively from the bottom. Believe is good, and if you don't believe it is good."

"Nonsense."

Xiao Lingzi shook his head and said: "How much silver?"

Ban Xian'er smiled and said, "Objective has already paid."

"Payed?"

Xiao Lingzi raised his brows slightly, thinking of the two and a half catties of gold he had dropped, and then realized that this blind man was in collusion with the pastry shop owner Lao Zhangtou.

Xiao Lingzi glanced at Banxian'er and said, "You can walk back if you walk back."

As soon as the voice fell, Xiao Lingzi left. The reason why he didn't send Ban Xian'er back was a deceitful punishment for him.

However, as soon as Xiao Lingzi Fang left, Ban Xian'er changed and became a young girl.

The girl had scarlet eyes and pointed fangs at the corners of her mouth. There was a sneer on the pretty face with a different style at this time.

"This princess wants to see what kind of backing you have behind you, how dare you even destroy the clone of my brother king."

The girl coldly smiled and said, "After March, my brother Wang will truly come. If you return, you will have a way to survive. If you don't, you will die without a place to be buried."

The young girl still likes little Lingzi quite a bit.

After all, it is a world-destroying evil ape who has already entered the immortal product, and he has the taste of a girl.

The girl did not leave, she sat down directly, her eyes closed slightly.

Not long after, the girl whispered: "Soul to Dafa..."

As soon as the voice fell, a strange wave was so strange that it could not sway in one direction with the ripples that the naked eye could see.

At this time, Xiao Lingzi had already arrived at the foot of Guangyun Mountain.

It was just about to climb the mountain, but the ripples that could not be seen with the naked eye were submerged in its body. Xiao Lingzi suddenly felt a dizzy sensation, but this feeling disappeared in an instant.

"Master must be anxious."

Without hesitation, Xiao Lingzi hurriedly climbed to the top of the mountain.

At this time, the girl on the top of the mountain far away had her pretty eyebrows slightly frowned.

She possessed the soul of the little Lingzi with a soul mind, and this was the fortune-telling price paid by the little Lingzi just now.

Xiao Lingzi couldn't detect her soul thought at all.

But at this time, through the little Lingzi, the girl discovered that this Guangyun Mountain was ordinary and there was nothing.

How could the owner of a fairy beast live in such an ordinary place?

Before thinking about it, Xiao Lingzi came outside the small courtyard.

And outside the small courtyard, a young man was squatting there, frowning, not knowing what he was thinking about.

"Master, half a catty of shortbread, Xiao Lingzi bought it."

Xiao Lingzi hurried forward and handed half a catty of shortbread to Ning Xiao.

Ning Xiao took the branch in his hand and drew it on Xiao Lingzi's head, cursing, "You monkey head, let you buy half a catty of shortbread, why have you bought it for so long?"

Xiao Lingzi's face changed drastically, and he quickly bowed down, and tremblingly replied: "Master, Xiao Lingzi went to buy you the best shortbread in the Honghu world, so it took some time."

"The best shortbread in Honghu world?"

Ning Xiao raised his brows slightly, and then took a bite.

The next moment, Ning Xiao vomited out, threw the shortbread in his hand onto the ground, and asked angrily: "Is this the best shortbread in the Honghu world?"

This is more than a little bit worse than the shortbread of the previous life.

Xiao Lingzi's body trembled, but his face was full of doubts.

Xiao Lingzi tasted Lao Zhang Tou's shortbread, it tastes good?

Ning Xiao snorted coldly, and said, "Next time I can't handle the things I explained, I will punish you severely."

Hearing this, the little Lingzi quickly said: "The little Lingzi will do his best to do things for his master."

Ning Xiao nodded, took out a folded piece of paper, and handed it to Xiao Lingzi, and said, "Bring this to Qingling. If something happens to Qingling, you will stay with her to help her and tell her, After a while, I will go to her."

Little Lingzi quickly took the note and said: "Little Lingzi will go now."

As soon as the voice fell, Xiao Lingzi fled and left.

The dignified evil ape, in front of Ning Xiao, always feels like it will be destroyed at any time.

At this time, on the high mountains outside Linjiang City.

The girl's pretty eyebrows were furrowed, and her pretty face was full of doubts."A fairy beast, so afraid of a mortal?"

The girl was puzzled.

Xiao Lingzi is a fairy beast accomplished by the evil ape, and its strength is stronger than ordinary fairy beasts, and the alien species such as the evil ape, the fierce aura has long been deeply imprinted in the blood, even if it is encountered Even a stronger existence would never surrender, but now, Xiao Lingzi, the world-destroying ape, is so afraid of a mortal?

The girl said solemnly, "Could it be that this mortal, with an unusual identity, is the descendant of a great figure in the fairy world?"

"This must be the case. Even among the descendants of the great figures in the fairy world, there will definitely be those who cannot practice, but the trace of blood family affection cannot be ignored, so let him come to this life in the lower world and still be able to live happily. Some."

"The creatures in the lower realm, even the evil ape who has become a fairy beast, dare not offend the great figures in the fairy world."

A sneer appeared on the girl's face, and said: "If I catch him, would it be considered a great achievement? Will Brother Wang reward me?"

The girl stood up, laughed, and said, "When the army of our world breaks through the immortal world, maybe we can use this kid to threaten the big man in the immortal world. Haha, I didn’t expect Qi Ling'er to be able to stand here just as soon as he came to the immortal world. great merit."

As soon as the voice fell, the girl fleeed directly towards Guangyun Mountain.

Even if the evil ape who became a fairy beast was there, Qi Linger was not afraid at all, and he did not put the evil ape in one’s eyes at all.

Now that the World Extinguishing Ape is not there, how can a mortal be seen by Qi Linger?

Not long after, Qi Ling'er came outside Guangyun Mountain, without hesitation, she fleeed directly to Guangyun Mountain.

However, as soon as he approached Guangyun Mountain, Qi Linger was suddenly blasted out by a force.

This Qi Ling'er was also powerful. Although he was blasted out, he did not suffer multiple injuries.

Stabilizing his figure in the void, Qi Linger's face was not angry, but was full of surprises.

"To protect this person with such a powerful immortal formation, this person's identity is absolutely extraordinary. I am going to make this great achievement, Qi Linger."

As soon as the voice fell, Qi Ling'er stretched out his hands, shaking constantly.

The bell on her hands, under the constant shaking of her hands, kept emitting a sound, the sound was very clear and very pleasant.

However, this ringing sound made the marks of the avenue on Guangyun Mountain somewhat disordered.

Seeing the immortal formation trembling, Qi Ling'er's face was full of smiles, and his hands swayed more quickly.

At this time, at the top of Guangyun Mountain and in the small courtyard, Ning Xiao, who was thinking of Xu Qingling, suddenly heard the sweet ringtone.

Ning Xiao raised his brows slightly and looked down the mountain, only to see a young girl ringing a bell at the foot of Guangyun Mountain.

"Is this, to challenge my musical attainments?"

Ning Xiao smiled suddenly, just as there was nothing to do when he was free, so he had a discussion with the girl.

Ever since, Ning Xiao picked up the bamboo flute that had been made a few days ago, put it on his mouth, and blew it.

The melodious and tactful flute sound was immediately passed out, echoing the bell.

The girl at the foot of Guangyun Mountain suddenly changed her pretty face when she heard the sound of the flute.

From the sound of the flute, she seemed to see endless immortal soldiers and immortal generals attacking herself, wanting to smash her corpse into thousands of pieces.

But as soon as the flute sounded, she saw her long-dead mother again.

She knew that all of this was an illusion, so she clenched her silver teeth and shook the bell on her hand more quickly.

On the top of Guangyun Mountain, Ning Xiao raised his eyebrows slightly and smiled: "It seems that it is indifferent. Then don't blame me for using the killer. Listen to my original creation of "Follow Hundred Birds"."

The so-called "follow the birds" is the flute sound created by Ning Xiao by listening to the chirping of white birds and echoing the sound of the flute.

This is the one that Ning Xiao is most satisfied with the rhythm he created so far. If it hadn't been for the rhythm master today, Ning Xiao would not easily play it.

With the sound of the flute "Song Bainiao", on Guangyun Mountain, there seemed to be hundreds of birds singing together.

However, the birds sang together, but they were extraordinary.

In the small yard, those old hens almost turned into Vermillion Birds and screamed.

Because "Follow the Aviary" makes them almost unable to control themselves.

At this time, the willow tree dropped several willow branches, which strictly covered the ears of the old hens.

This scene caused the sacred beasts in the yard to look at the willow tree with slightly narrowed eyes.

This Tibetan Taoist willow tree really has its own consciousness.

Having been together for so many days, even the four great sacred beasts are not sure whether this legendary sacred tree has own consciousness.

Nowadays, it is obvious that the Willows of the Tibetan Taoism are afraid that Vermillion Bird will expose their own identity, so they can't help but make a move.

Staring at the willow tree in the Tibetan Road for a long while, the sacred beasts looked at the fruit trees on the side of the yard.

Although they have not yet blossomed, each of them is the top fruit tree among the top fruit trees in the fairy world. They have no own consciousness?

The holy beasts did not believe.

A group of sacred beasts have long been eyeing these fruit trees, because their fruits also have a great effect on these sacred beasts, but these sacred beasts have no guts to pick and eat them.

The small courtyard is still very quiet.

Outside the yard, Ning Xiao seemed to be immersed in the sound of the flute ‘Sui Bainiao’.

At the foot of Guangyun Mountain, Qi Linger only felt countless fairy birds attacking him.

Among them are Vermillion Bird, and even Phoenix, the king of birds. Each of these countless fairy birds is a legend.

Qi Linger couldn't bear the power of countless fairy birds alone, let alone the sound of birds singing.

Qi Ling'er felt that this bird's song could even destroy the heavens and the earth, and make everything annihilate.

"I underestimated the way that big man arranged for his own heirs. Brother Wang was right. The Mortal Realm is indeed the most dangerous place."

Qi Ling'er was in a state of confusion, and after saying this, she passed out.

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