Fantasy: The Heavenly Dao revolves around me

Banquet at Hakurei Shrine
It was no longer just “a bit noisy” to describe it.
Whether it was the strong smell of alcohol or the careless and even rude conversation, the noisy and chaotic scene made even Fang Mingjing, the only male, feel pressured.
“It’s terrible to be drunk…”
I couldn’t help but lower my voice and mutter.
At this moment, he was alone with a bottle of juice, and he didn’t dare to go to the center of the banquet. If he wanted to ask why…
“Damn it! Come again—!”
“Hahaha, for a human with small arms and thin legs, you should give up. Be careful not to lose so much that you want to go back tomorrow… Hiccup, I have no clothes to wear.”
“I don’t believe it! Come again, DAZE!!”
At the table in the center of the banquet, the monster girls who were drunk at the moment were surrounding there, and in the human wall they built, Marisa Kirisame was competing with Yuki Hoshiguma.
Kirisame Marisa is the magician who flew over Yakumo’s house at noon and dropped the invitation. She was one of the few humans at the banquet, because she had beaten up a lot like Hakurei Reimu Youkai, so Kirisame Marisa also won their respect.
But this young girl’s personality is outrageous. As a weak magician, she is actually in an arm-wrestling competition with a “ghost” at this moment!
Doing such stupid things is enough to prove that Marisa is drunk. After all, anyone with a little common sense knows that creatures like “ghosts” are representatives of power? In particular, Hoshigma Yongyi is still known for her strange powers and chaos. With a little force, let alone arm wrestling, the entire shrine can be blown away by her.
Not surprisingly, Marisa was easily dealt with again, and then…
Then her clothes were stripped off.
The atmosphere of the banquet became more enthusiastic.
I don’t know who proposed a “strength” competition, and then the loser has to accept the penalty of undressing, one piece for each loss, socks are also counted, and one pair is divided into two pieces.
God knows how they could formulate such clear rules when they were so drunk…
Forget it, it’s none of my business, let’s continue eating——
Fang Mingjing refocused his gaze on the table in front of him, and then took a bunch of roasted vegetables.
chewing… chewing…
He moved his cheeks elegantly, and looked particularly soft and cute, which attracted the attention of many people.
That abnormal level of “beauty” can even be said to make people feel dazzling. The lovely and charming little Zhengtai, the skin exposed under his clothes is so moist and white, and the black pupils are clear and cheerful… Although it is different from this The chaotic banquet seemed a bit out of place, but just looking at him suddenly made people feel particularly good.
“The one you drank, isn’t it a bar?”
A voice spoke to him.
Fang Mingjing turned around and found that it was a loli who seemed to be about the same age as him.
She has short curly light blue hair, a petite figure, and an immature face that is extremely beautiful and delicate. She looks about eleven or twelve years old. She is wearing a light pink dress and has bat-like hairs on her back. Fluttering wings.
But the temperament is very mature.
The owner of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, the vampire Remilia Scarlet.
She opened her blood-red eyes, looked at this side with some interest, and pointed to the juice in front of Fang Mingjing with her tender index finger.
“It’s fruit juice, do you want it?” Fang Mingjing noticed that the drink in front of her was not wine but black tea.
“Then give me a drink.”
Remilia seemed very interested.
So Fang Mingjing handed her a bottle of fruit juice – originally AnnThe silver-haired maid who was standing beside Remilia was about to reach out to take it, but her master directly stretched out her hand before handing it over to the maid.
And just when she opened the can and poured the juice into the goblet with an elegant manner, Remilia and Fang Mingjing said:
“Are you human?”
“correct.”
“It’s no wonder, after all, youkai generally have no males. But you don’t seem to be a person here, do you come from outside?”
“Well… it should be possible to say that.”
“The ambiguous answer seems to have something to look into. But forget it, thank you for the juice.”
Remilia’s delicate face showed an elegant smile that did not match her appearance.
She swayed the wine glass with the juice in a decent manner, but after taking a sip, she put it down and stood up:
“If you have time, you are welcome to visit the Scarlet Devil Mansion. We are leaving. Let’s go, D night.”
······Ask for flowers·······
The latter sentence was said to the silver-haired maid who was standing behind her, and the latter quickly responded “yes”, showed a slightly cordial smile to Fang Mingjing, and followed Remilia.
The master and servant then left.
Although the banquet is not over yet, the other people seem to have no objection to the people from the Scarlet Devil Mansion leaving first… After all, they don’t drink alcohol, and every time they come to the banquet, they just stay on the side and feel the atmosphere and drink black tea, although I can talk, but it doesn’t matter if I’m there or not.
Fang Mingjing was a little confused when he left behind… He only took one sip of the juice. Is it for the purpose of accosting him?
the other side,
There was some noise from the table in the banquet center.
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“Ah! Let’s change people next!!”
“Don’t try to escape!”
“Damn…”
“Hey, little brother over there, do you want to come and play with us? Wrestle your arms and wrestle your arms, and show your masculinity!”
“That’s right! Otherwise, it’s too boring to eat alone, right?”
Everyone suddenly turned their attention to Fang Mingjing’s appearance.
When he turned his head to look, he found that Marisa Kiryu, who had been wrestling with Xingxiong Yongyi before, looked very embarrassed. Her clothes were almost disappearing. Fortunately, she was not drunk enough to get out in time to maintain her final dignity. .
“…”
Fang Mingjing tilted his head and thought about it.
Considering that it is not good to come to the banquet and just keep eating alone, he nodded, and then walked to the table in the middle under the roar of the monsters around him.
When seeing this weak-looking human child coming, Xingxiong Yongyi originally planned to get up and give the place to others to play, but he did not expect Fang Mingjing to put his hand on the table and show her a slender smile: “bring it on.”
“Huh.”
Although she didn’t intend to bully others, Hoshixiong Yongyi was a woman who would not refuse any challenge, so she sat down again and put on a stance.
Quick fight—
She held the wine bowl several circles bigger than her face in one hand, and while she was drinking, she waited for the number of the judge Hecheng Heto (Kappa).
“Hey, then… let’s get started!!” Maru.