Fantasy: This World Is Too Crazy

This old man who came unexpectedly was Yi Xiaocao's neighbor in the prison in the imperial capital.

That old curmudgeon who has been dying for twenty years!

But at this time, I saw his spirit and sound like a bell,

How can there be the slightest dying look?

The old stubborn head sat down next to Yi Xiaocao, took a sip of the teacup unceremoniously,

He put the cup on the table heavily, rolled his strange eyes,

The tone was extremely sad: "I don't care where you throw this old bone. It's just you, my son, why bother to wade through this muddy water?"

Before Yi Xiaocao could answer, the elegant middle-aged man at Baiyushitai shook his head again and smiled wryly.

"Xiao Shizi, I'm afraid you really don't know what this place is. The original rules, once you come in, you are not allowed to go out again, but for you, I have to make an exception."

Raising your hand, the mahogany door slowly opened,

It revealed the fog of the abyss outside, as well as the iron chain leading to the opposite world.

"Step on this iron chain, never look back, the world is ahead, and The Underworld is behind."

"In addition, for the sake of fairness, since I want to send the little prince away, I will also give everyone here a chance. If anyone regrets and wants to leave, then please do so, and I will not stop you."

After speaking, he shut his mouth and waited quietly.

The mahogany gate was wide open, and the howling mountain wind blew in bursts of chill.

For a long time, no one got up in the hall.

The elegant middle-aged man's eyes flashed,

Shen Sheng said: "Everyone has decided? You must know that the opportunity will not be repeated!"

The old stubborn head laughed loudly: "The old man said it long ago, you can throw this old bone anywhere! You Xia Houliu can only keep me, but you can't drive me away."

Xia Houliu nodded: "Looking at your demeanor, maybe ten years later, this old bone will still be alive and kicking."

The stooped old woman over there also said lightly: "The old woman is about to die, let alone ten years, I'm afraid she will return to the West in one or two years, and being buried here is a worthy death."

Xia Houliu looked solemn, and solemnly cupped his hands and said: "It turns out that the evil mother-in-law came here voluntarily, and I am deeply impressed."

Turning to face the table of beggars and handsome young men over there: "You two?"

The young man in Huafu snorted coldly: "I, Cao Wushuang, dare to act! I just admire Yun Zhonghe's deeds and want to learn from him to pick the eldest lady of the Shangguan family, but unexpectedly, she is the inner disciple of Wan Jianzong! Now that Wan Jianzong has issued an arrest warrant for the entire continent, if I don’t come here, where else can I go?”

A scandal that was originally extremely dirty, but he said it so righteously,

Immediately, the whole audience was amused by "chi chi" laughing constantly,

The glamorous young woman was even more laughing,

Covering her cherry lips with one hand, pinching her hand into an orchid finger, pointing at Cao Wushuang from the air,

Eyes are like water, eyes are like silk,

"Oh Mr. Cao, you want to pick flowers, why don't you come to me? I'll go in later, and I'll let you pick as many as you want, and I promise to make you happy when you pick them, okay?"

"Ahem..."

Cao Wushuang turned away in embarrassment.

The beggar arched his cupped hands, and said lightly to the young woman: "Pink Rose, the yin skills of the girls of the Hehuan Sect are getting stronger and stronger. If it wasn't for picking up yang and tonifying yin, you wouldn't have come here. This old man is his Master." , was expelled from Sect to be punished with him, but I will not allow you to harm my apprentice like this."

"Humph!"

Pink Rose turned back with a cold face.

Xia Houliu looked at Yi Xiaocao again, and persuaded again: "Little son, you have also seen that the people who come here are either desperate or dying. Why do you have such a good time..."

Yi Xiaocao grinned: "To tell you the truth, I actually don't want to live anymore."

"Ok?"

Everyone was startled.

Who doesn't know the whole big week?

The prince of Zhenbei, Yi Xiaocao, is famous all over the world, and the capital will shake three times if he stomps his foot!

He is the young master of the 300,000-day marching regiment,

He is also the son-in-law bestowed by His Majesty the Emperor himself,

A person like him doesn't want to live anymore?

Xia Houliu asked in surprise, "Why did you say that?"

Yi Xiaocao said calmly: "My family has the most beautiful woman in the world, but the emperor insists on giving me the princess. How can I bear two wives? So I don't want to live anymore."

"puff!"

The old stubborn head sprayed the tea all over the table.

"You are a prince, and you are bestowed with a son-in-law. It is the time when you are proud of life, but you want to seek death?"

The old stubborn man looked extremely strange.

Yi Xiaocao squinted at him: "If you gave it to me, then you can still think about it, Yang Ling Tian will forget it."

A word that is as light as water, but like a thunderbolt from the blue sky,

The old stubborn head was so shocked that he almost jumped up.

Immediately, his eyes were suspicious, and he stared at Yi Xiaocao: "You, you know me?"

Yi Xiaocao didn't bother to pay attention to him, raised his hand and snapped his fingers.

Qing Lian, the maid behind her, answered quickly: "Yang Ruoyu, the current emperor of the Great Zhou Empire, Yang Ling Tian..."

"Enough is enough..."

The old stubborn man's face changed with fright, he waved his hands in a panic to stop Qinglian's words,

Immediately, his face became a little more ferocious, he lowered his voice and lowered his body,

Staring at Yi Xiaocao: "How do you know?"

Yi Xiaocao shrugged lazily: "Don't worry about it, anyway, I seem to know a little more than you."

The old stubborn stared at Yi Xiaocao, his eyes flickering,

After a long time, he slapped the table suddenly,

"This old man suddenly doesn't want to die! Xiao Shizi, you can go out with this old man."

Tiger Claw reached out, grabbed Yi Xiaocao's arm, and was about to go outside.

The four maids shouted coquettishly: "Don't be rude to the young master!"

Let's surround and attack together,

But the loyalty of the four spirits is loyal, but their current strength is really not enough.

With just a wave of his hand, the old stubborn man pushed the four girls away a few feet,

But this also made him slightly startled: "These are not the four maids of your palace! You boy, you have a lot of good luck!"

The boy in black who had been silent in the corner suddenly became even angrier.

Gritting his teeth, he stared at Yi Xiaocao, as if he wanted to swallow him alive.

The old stubborn head is extremely powerful, and Yi Xiaocao is far from being an opponent.

He slid up like a caught chick, and the old stubborn head dragged him to go outside.

Yi Xiaocao backed up again and again while being pulled,

While shouting: "Xiahou! I won't go!"

In a flash, the elegant middle-aged Xia Houliu floated in front of the old stubborn man,

Raising his hand and pointing, old stubborn Yang Ruoyu involuntarily let go of his hand,

Yi Xiaocao was freed, turned back to the chair,

Sip some hot tea first to calm the shock, and the four maids surrounded him busyly rubbing his shoulders and thighs.

The old stubborn head stared at Xia Houliu with blood red eyes: "You said you would let him go."

Xia Houliu said lightly: "I am persuading him to leave, not forcing him to leave! If he doesn't leave, no one can force him to leave."