Fantasy: This World Is Too Crazy

A little boy sneaked in,

He asked timidly, "Excuse me, is there anyone here? I'm here to learn from the teacher."

"Go worship the corpse!"

With a flash of Bi Yantian's divine light, it flew out of Yi Xiaocao's sleeve,

The little boy disappeared, the Sect Leader Great Hall disappeared, and the entire Qingyun Sect also disappeared.

...

However, this doesn't end there.

Yi Xiaocao fell into a new illusion again.

Tai Weizong.

In the woods next to the mountain gate, a young corpse lay quietly on the ground,

A new student was digging a hole with a hoe, preparing to bury him.

"This little guy is really unlucky. He just passed the entrance examination and was admitted, but he fell to his death before stepping into the mountain gate..."

"I only came two days earlier than you, so I'll bury you just because you called me senior brother."

Talking to himself, the pit had been dug, and the new disciple dragged the young corpse into the pit and began to bury it.

Without realizing it at all, a fierce quarrel suddenly broke out inside the corpse.

"Get out! This is the body of the deity!"

"First come first, first come first, do you understand? I arrived one second earlier than you! It's you who should get out!"

"Joke! This deity is Seven Kill Immortal Emperor! This is the reincarnation Human Cauldron carefully prepared by this deity!"

"I am Yi Xiaocao! I am the young son of Zhenbei Wang! God brought me here, God is the biggest!"

"What kind of messed up deity can't understand! Get out!"

A ferocious old man, a young handsome boy,

The two souls started a life-and-death struggle...

At this moment, very abruptly, another mechanical and emotionless voice sounded:

"Congratulations to the host, this system is about to be bound...uh... who is the host?"

Yi Xiaocao, who was crushed below, was overjoyed: "Me, me, me! The system save me quickly."

Seven kills Immortal Emperor was furious: "There is a third party involved again? Get out of here! Otherwise, this deity will kill you..."

Before finishing speaking, the system's cold voice sounded: "The one who despises this system is definitely not the host, get out!"

An irresistible force erupted,

Seven kills Immortal Emperor's soul was kicked out like a ball,

From a distance, only an unwilling roar was heard: "I will definitely come back..."

Yi Xiaocao successfully occupied this body.

"The binding is successful! Congratulations to the host, the 'Pressure Shanda' system is happy to serve you."

The mechanical sound of the system sounded unhurriedly.

Yi Xiaocao said happily: "Hello, system, I just crossed..."

Suddenly the system's notification sounded again: "Ding! Pressure value +100, pressure value +200, pressure value +300..."

Yi Xiaocao was puzzled: "What are you doing in the system? How can there be any pressure?"

System: "Host, don't you feel the pressure? The loess is buried up to your neck..."

Wang Hao had already buried the corpse in a shallow layer and was about to bury the head of the corpse.

Suddenly hearing a sound of "Wow", the corpse unexpectedly jumped up!

Poor Wang Hao was so frightened that he fell to the ground on the spot,

Tears and urine flowed up and down: "Help, you are a fraud..."

Yi Xiaocao jumped out before he could see his surroundings clearly.

There was a sudden sharp pain in my mind, and a flood of memories flooded in instantly.

Memories are very messy, some belonged to the original owner of this corpse, and some were left behind by the Seven Kills Immortal Emperor.

After combing the memories of the two together and sorting out a little, Yi Xiaocao became angry.

This Seven Kill Immortal Emperor is not a good thing!

Relying on his strength, he ran amok and killed innocent people in Immortal World, and was cornered by many righteous people in Immortal World, so he was forced to choose to reincarnate and rebuild.

Before reincarnation, I carefully selected a talented country boy, fed him a lot of Heavenly and Mortal Treasures, and forcibly created a "Holy Spirit Body" that is rare even in the Immortal World.

Then in order to let myself have nothing to worry about after taking the house,

Just slaughter the boy's parents, siblings, relatives, and all nine clans!

In the end, he arranged for the lonely and helpless boy to worship in the Sect before his ascension,

After she intends to reveal her identity, she will continue to act like a dominator.

Unexpectedly, people are not as good as heaven, Yi Xiaocao actually brought the system Divine Armament down from the sky,

Forcibly beat a powerful Immortal Emperor into a lonely ghost...

System: "Pressure +500!"

"boom!"

A shovel hit Yi Xiaocao on the back of the head.

"Wow...it hurts..."

Yi Xiaocao screamed and knelt down with his head in his arms,

"Uh... sorry, I see you haven't moved for a long time, so I'll give it a try..."

Holding a shovel, Wang Hao approached cautiously.

Yi Xiaocao turned his head, annoyed: "Brother Wang Hao! Are you too ruthless?"

Hearing this, Wang Hao breathed a sigh of relief.

It hurts, knowing my name, I should still be alive...

"Hey, so you're not dead, I almost buried you, hehe..."

Yi Xiaocao rubbed his head and said angrily, "Little brother Yi Xiaocao, thank you for not burying me."

Wang Hao laughed dryly: "It's easy to say, it's not too late to bury you next time you die."

Suddenly there was a loud shout from the mountain: "Who else hasn't come up? It's been half an hour since the new recruits gathered!"

The two looked at each other, exclaimed at the same time, and hurriedly ran up the mountain with all their strength.

On a wide platform on the mountainside, dozens of newly recruited disciples have been lined up, and the benevolent Outer Sect Elders Sun Ping is preparing to give them a lecture.

Yi Xiaocao and Wang Hao ran over panting, attracting everyone's attention.

Outer Sect Elders Sun Ping asked gently: "Why are you two late?"

"Report Elder,"

Yi Xiaocao replied loudly: "It's all my fault for being useless. I fell over the mountain gate. Fortunately, senior brother Wang Hao rescued me, so I'm late. Please forgive me Elder."

There were a few jeers from among the disciples.

"Don't laugh! From now on, you will all be brothers and sisters, so you should help each other."

Sun Ping Elder smiled gently: "Wang Hao, right? He has a good character and deserves praise."

Wang Hao's face flushed with excitement, he scratched his head and kept smiling.

Yi Xiaocao also has a good impression of Sun Elder, such a good Elder is rare, it is really a blessing to worship under him!

Sun Elder waved his hand: "Quickly join the queue, don't waste everyone's time."

"Yes, thanks Elder!"

Yi Xiaocao and Wang Hao rushed into the line and stood up.

Sun Elder began to lecture: "After ten days, the recruitment of disciples in Sect this year has come to a successful conclusion..."

After half an hour, the lecture ended.

Sun Elder then arranged for the Outer Sect disciples to lead them to allocate dormitories and settle down.

He turned around and walked up the mountain.

After walking a few steps, he suddenly staggered for no reason.

His foot slipped and he fell to the ground, hitting a boulder hard on the back of his head.

Yi Xiaocao and Wang Hao, who were walking at the end of the line, heard the movement, and when they looked back, they were shocked.

The two hurried over quickly and carefully helped Sun Elder up.

"Elder, Elder, how are you?"

Seeing that Sun Elder's face turned blue and pale for a while,

Uncontrollable rapid shaking of the muscles on the face,

Eyes open and close,

When closing, the eyelids are throbbing violently,

When it is opened, two colors compete fiercely in the eyes,

"Elder, what's wrong with you? Don't scare me."

The two yelled in horror.

After a while, Sun Elder's face finally calmed down,

Wang Hao patted his chest: "It's finally all right, Elder is a lucky man."

Yi Xiaocao suddenly found another face looming on Sun Elder's face,

A face he had just seen,

Seven kills Immortal Emperor!

Facing Yi Xiaocao's gloomy smile, the piercing killing intent was fleeting.

System: "Ding, pressure value +1000 points."

Then the face slowly faded away, completely reverting to Sun Elder's appearance.

"Elder, take a good rest, we're leaving first."

Yi Xiaocao pulled Wang Hao up, turned around and ran,

Hurry back to the dormitory, find a quiet place and ask the system how to deal with it.

Behind, Sun Ping stood up slowly,

The vicious and violent eyes stared at Yi Xiaocao's back,

"Want to run? I vow to take back this body!"