Fantasy: This World Is Too Crazy

Nine o'clock the next morning,

Gong Li groaned, sat up holding her head,

"Why do you have such a headache... huh? Where are my clothes?"

Suddenly, he realized that he was completely naked!

"I was violated?..."

He hurriedly pulled the quilt to cover himself, and looked around in panic.

A strange man in black came into view.

"Ah? Who are you? Why are you at my house? You, what do you want to do?"

Yi Xiaocao stared: "You paid me three thousand yuan last night!"

"Is there such a thing?"

Gong Li shook her head vigorously, but the memory of last night was blurred in her mind, and she couldn't remember anything.

"Then you dare to take off my clothes? Also, you violated me! This is rape! It's a crime!"

Gong Li hissed and roared.

It's been a long time to see you!

When did daddy get scolded by a woman pointing at her nose?

Yi Xiaocao was furious and raised his voice and shouted, "You took off your clothes yourself! You were drunk last night and slept badly! If I hadn't stopped you, you would have torn all your clothes to pieces!"

Gong Li was speechless for a while.

Blame yourself for a second,

Gong Li suddenly grabbed the pillow and threw it hard:

"Then you can't violate me! You are a despicable villain who takes advantage of others!"

Out of anger, how can there be such an unreasonable woman in the world?

Yi Xiaocao punched the pillow hard, sending velvet flying all over the sky.

"How did I take advantage of others?"

"You know it in your heart!"

"You know it in your heart!"

The two spoke in unison.

Gong Li roared frantically: "What do I know? It was you who committed the crime, not me!"

Yi Xiaocao jumped violently: "Last night after you took off your clothes, you shouted again in your dream: Don't kill me, you can do whatever you want with me... Please, fuck me, don't kill me..."

"Shh, shhh...be quiet..."

Gong Li wilted on the spot, blushing hurriedly to stop Qi Yi.

"If this spreads, I will die..."

Qi Yi's anger subsided a little,

Still angrily added: "I have to make your 3,000 yuan worth it!"

Gong Li was speechless again.

I tossed the river and sea in my heart for a while,

He asked again in a low voice, "What else did I... say last night?"

"You said a lot of things in a mess, I couldn't hear them clearly, but I understood one sentence."

Yi Xiaocao replied with a cold face.

"Tell me, what did that sentence say?"

Gong Li asked urgently.

"Really want to know?"

"Say it!"

Yi Xiaocao touched his nose reluctantly,

Imitating Gong Li's tone at the time: "Wow, I found a treasure! You can turn a corner! I love you to death!"

"Boom!"

Gong Li fell off the bed...

"Nonsense! How can I say such things?"

After finally getting up, Gong Li immediately recognized her with a pale face.

"You bastard! Get out of here! Don't let me see you again!"

Gong Li was so angry that her orifices were filled with smoke, and she scolded Yi Xiaocao furiously through gritted teeth.

shrugged nonchalantly,

Yi Xiaocao stretched out his hand and spread it flat: "The three thousand yuan agreed last night."

"boom!"

A stack of banknotes flew straight at Yi Xiaocao's face like a cannonball,

"This is 30,000 yuan! If you dare to tell about what happened last night, I will make you die!"

Yi Xiaocao caught it, glanced at it, and frowned:

"Three hundred sheets are thirty thousand yuan?"

"Nonsense! Do you want to verify the authenticity?"

Uh...Even if it's fake, Yi Xiaocao doesn't know it...

"Forget it, trust you."

Yi Xiaocao picked up the banknotes in his hand.

"Why don't you leave? Get out of here!"

Yi Xiaocao innocently spread his hands: "Last night you said that you would take me to film..."

"Hehe! Sure enough, everyone who approaches me has a purpose! Want to blackmail me, right? Alright, just wait!"

Gong Li took out her mobile phone and dialed a number:

"Hey, director, have you found a replacement for the supporting actor who was injured by Brother Kun yesterday? Is this afternoon's scene still filming?"

The director's distraught voice came from the phone: "No one dares to come, Brother Kun sent four supporting actors to the hospital! I'm so worried, and I dare not speak of him... Sister Li, please help and persuade him Take it easy..."

Gong Li said: "I don't want to provoke him! Everyone in the circle doesn't see him when he looks up, who doesn't know Brother Kun's violent temper? I still have a lot of troubles that I can't solve!"

Director: "Then it's over! The filming progress has been seriously delayed, and if no one can be found, we can only change the script..."

Gong Li: "Then how can I have time? I still have to attend a national event, so I'm leaving the day after tomorrow!"

The director on the other end of the phone cried directly: "Sister Li, you are my mother! Brother Kun is my father! You two big guys just kill me..."

Gong Li: "Don't say I won't give you a face, because of our friendship for many years, the salary is already a friendship price, I will introduce you to a new person for free! How about it?"

The director asked urgently: "Then, is he afraid of being beaten?"

Gong Li squinted at Yi Xiaocao: "Are you afraid of being beaten?"

Yi Xiaocao smiled: "Hit whatever you want!"

Gong Li turned to the phone: "He said, call whatever you want!"

The director at the other end immediately cheered: "Long live Sister Li! I will fight well... Oh no, shoot well, take good care of him..."

Putting down the phone, Gong Li stared at Yi Xiaocao coldly: "I've given you the money, and the opportunity. From now on, we'll settle the matter! Don't pester me any longer!"

Yi Xiaocao rolled his eyes.

It's cool enough to lift your pants and deny people, isn't this daddy's previous style?

The woman in front of her was even more ruthless, she was still naked on the bed, and she started to be heartless...

"You get out now! I want to get dressed."

Gong Li coldly ordered.

When you take it off, you cry and cry, but when you put it on, you are shameless?

Too lazy to talk, Qi Yi slammed the door angrily,

Go to the spacious living room on the first floor, find a soft sofa,

Sit down.

After a while, Gong Li got dressed and came out, standing on the railing on the second floor and looking down,

He frowned suddenly: "My sofa is very expensive! Stand up for me! You are not clean, can you afford to pay for it if it gets dirty?"

Yi Xiaocao's heart had just risen to a monstrous rage,

But he was overwhelmed by the word "compensation".

He stood up without saying a word, and sat down directly on the floor in Lotus Position.

"The floor is not good either! My house is always spotless! You go outside and wait for me!"

Gong Li continued to scold.

This time Yi Xiaocao didn't move.

Tolerate you once or twice, do you really think I'm a soft persimmon?

daddy is still not moving!

Take Daddy out if you have the ability!

Gong Li yelled a few more words, but Yi Xiaocao turned a deaf ear as if her ears were stuffed with donkey hair.

"Damn you bastard! When it's time for the crew, I'll have you watching!"

Gong Li, full of anger, returned to the bedroom.

My head is dizzy, my body is sticky,

This made the slightly cleanliness Gong Li unbearable, so she walked into the bathroom,

Clean yourself first, clear your brain by the way, and think about what to do next.

Lying in the hot bath, the pores of the whole body are open, and the fatigue of days is relieved a lot.

Gong Li stretched herself comfortably, closed her eyes, and enjoyed a quiet moment.

His legs were still trembling slightly,

The top is still shrinking from time to time,

Why are the aftermaths so violent? What happened last night?

Gong Li tried hard to recall,

Sections of memory fragments appeared in my mind like a revolving lantern.

"Three thousand yuan, you are mine tonight!"

"I'm Gong Li! You don't know me?"

Dazzling headlights, screeching tires,

A large truck hits at high speed...

"Ah! Help!"

Gong Li, immersed in memories, screamed reflexively.

Yi Xiaocao downstairs heard screaming,

Without even thinking about it, he got up quickly, strode across the stairs, and appeared directly at the door of the bathroom on the second floor.

Pushed open the door and broke in!

Gong Li was sitting up in horror...

The two faced each other for a while,

Yi Xiaocao resentfully said, "You scream when you're sleeping, but what the hell are you screaming after taking a bath?"

Turn around and go out.

Gong Li called out anxiously: "Wait a minute."

Just sitting in the bath, covering the important parts of own with one hand,

Ask softly: "Did you almost have a car accident last night?"

Yi Xiaocao nodded: "You're drunk and driving like a lunatic."

Gong Li: "Then, you saved me?"

Yi Xiaocao said flatly: "It's a small effort, so don't mention it."

Gong Li: "Why do I have a feeling that you are scary?"

Yi Xiaocao rolled his eyes: "Nonsense, you cried and begged for mercy last night, which made me very upset."

Gong Li's face turned red a lot,

Biting her lip, she secretly glanced at Qi Yi's lower abdomen: "You, really know how to turn?"

Qi Yi: "Want to watch? Then you have to charge again!"

Gong Li is angry.

Yi Xiaocao turned around and left.

two hours later,

The newly dressed Gong Li walked downstairs slowly,

Said to Qi Yi who was sitting cross-legged on the floor: "Let's go, I'll take you to film."

What greeted her was the cold light of Biyantian Dao,

only one knife

The woman, the villa, and the entire space were all shattered.

Yi Xiaocao said flatly: "You've wasted too much time, and I'm not interested in the rest."