Fantasy: This World Is Too Crazy

"click"

Golden needles smashed.

Strawberry's fingers were numb from the shock.

The four daughters all turned pale,

I have confirmed again and again that this son, Yi Xiaocao, is indeed only the Cultivation Base of Qi Refining Realm,

That delicate skin and tender flesh is as fake as a replacement,

It is genuine leather, absolutely no man-made suspicion.

So here comes the question, why can't the golden needle go in? Instead broken?

Strawberry made a look, and the four girls quietly got out of bed and got together,

"Why is it so weird? He has nothing on him, why is he harder than a turtle?"

"I remember that there are ancient books in the family that mentioned that the artifacts are all spiritual, will they be hidden in his body?"

"I think it's very possible! No wonder I can't find it... Then what should we do? Skin him?"

"I'm afraid skinning won't work, the artifact will protect the Lord."

what to do?

The moment closest to victory turned out to be the most disappointing moment,

The four girls all hesitated for a while, not knowing what to do.

"Where did the four dead girls go? Just strip me off and leave me alone? Frozen me to death..."

Yi Xiaocao's screams sounded like ghosts and wolves howling again.

The four girls looked at each other and made a hasty decision.

Look for another chance next time!

Next time, I must find a way to coax him to take it off by myself!

"Hey, rest assured, Your Highness, you are fine!"

Strawberry's complexion changed into a smile like a flower,

Take the four girls and walk to the bed.

Lizhi behind quietly added: "Don't forget to help me find Mo Jiuyuan..."

Cherry also hurriedly muttered: "There are also my elves' treasures, we agreed that sisters will help each other..."

Yi Xiaocao, the four-girl gang, put on his clothes again and asked him to sit half-lying on the bed,

Strawberries bring hot tea,

Pineapples serve exquisite desserts,

Lizhi covered him with a quilt,

Cherry brings the urinal,

Looking at the four beautiful girls,

They are doing their best to serve themselves.

Logically speaking, at this time, I should feel very sweet in my heart,

At least show a gratified smile, right?

But Yi Xiaocao felt very strange,

Yes, weird.

"Hey, wait a minute..."

Yi Xiaocao stared with big confused eyes: "Isn't it treating my wound? How could it be all right in a blink of an eye?"

Stared at by Yi Xiaocao, Cherry was at a loss,

For a moment I couldn't make up words to cover it up,

In a panic, he handed the urinal in his hand to Yi Xiaocao's mouth: "My son, please use...ah, no..."

"Take the urinal away! What a stupid girl!"

Yi Xiaocao pointed with his finger angrily: "Say it, Lychee! What's going on?"

Li Zhi's big eyes flickered a few times, and asked innocently: "What's going on? Are you all right, my lord?"

"I'm not good! I'm bleeding! Take a look...Huh?"

Looking down, the small wound on the arm had already stopped bleeding naturally.

The scars are healed...

Strawberry said sweetly: "The son is auspicious, how can a mere injury help the son? It's really gratifying and congratulatory."

The other three girls also nodded immediately: "Yes, yes, the son is wise and mighty, and he healed the wound while talking and laughing..."

"Wait! It's a little messy..."

Yi Xiaocao scratched his head vigorously, blinked vigorously,

With a hint of confusion, he asked: "Then you stripped me naked just now, pinched and pinched me, and then stabbed me with needles. In fact... it's useless?"

"Uh……"

After a brief embarrassment,

The four daughters laughed dryly together: "Your Majesty is wise and mighty, he healed himself without our treatment. It's really amazing!"

"Stop doing this!"

Yi Xiaocao burst into anger immediately: "You insulted me just now! You must accompany the bed! Oh no, compensation! Compensate for accompanying the bed... Forget it, just stay with the bed! Don't leave anyone! This bed is big enough..."

The faces of the four girls suddenly turned cold,

He said lightly: "It's getting late, my son, please rest early."

Ignoring Yi Xiaocao's yelling, he walked out without looking back,

"boom"! Close the bedroom door tightly.

Xiao Shizi roared angrily from inside: "I want to sell the girl!"

"Sell it, it's strange if it sells!"

Lips curled in disdain, strawberries, cherries, lychees, pineapples, the four girls raised their heads proudly, showing smug smiles.

Inadvertently, the four women suddenly noticed figures shaking around the dormitory,

On roofs, behind trees, among flowers, even in wells,

People are running away in a hurry,

Afterwards, all kinds of carrier pigeons, secret letters, and flying news... shot up from every corner of the Zhenbei Palace,

Flying all over the sky for a while, scattered in all directions...

"Hiss... It's really not easy for this son to live to such an age and to live so madly..."

The four girls were dumbfounded.

Yi Xiaocao, who was lying on the bed, smiled evilly: "Have you never seen such a difficult son? Hehe, actually, this is the most fun..."

Raising your hand and swiping in front of it, the secret realm of heaven appeared.

"Qing Yao, come out and stand guard for me."

The maid Qingyao hurried out and lay down on the bed, covering herself tightly with the quilt, pretending that Yi Xiaocao was still sleeping.

Yi Xiaocao wiped his face with his hand, turned into Mo Jiuyuan, and stepped in.

Sit down on the phantom golden glazed chair in the main hall of the secret realm,

Qinglian immediately offered a cup of Tianxiang White Jade Tea,

Qingyue walked behind and stood quietly.

"Who is on duty at the contact point today? Is there anything wrong?"

The maid Qing Yun came over and bowed down: "My lord, the man came back yesterday and said that he had been ordered to make a big fuss in the Zuihualou. I beg the lord to make him a low-grade long sword as soon as possible. He is waiting outside right now." Life."

"Tch, are you embarrassed to make a big fuss at that level? Go, tell him, it won't work!"

Yi Xiaocao waved his hand lightly: "If you want something good, but you can't get the right reward and don't have enough sincerity, how can you make it for him?"

"Yes, my lord, this servant will drive him away immediately."

Qing Yun turned and left.

Ye Lingxue staggered over,

With expressionless face and cold eyes,

He said indifferently, "Mo Jiuyuan, what the hell are you asking me to go out with today?"

Yi Xiaocao said lightly: "It seems that you not only need to adapt to your new body, but also your new identity. You are a smart person. Do you still need me to use the power of the master-slave contract to subdue you?"

Ye Lingxue bit her lip and was stunned for a while, a trace of sadness flashed in her eyes,

Close your eyes and take a deep breath,

Bowed again and bowed down: "Slave Ye Lingxue, pay my respects to the master."

"That's right."

Yi Xiaocao nodded: "Master asked you to do something, what should you do?"

"Return to the master, don't ask the reason, don't care about the consequences, go all out, never die."

"Not bad, you really have insight! It seems that you are very talented as a slave girl."

Yi Xiaocao expressed his satisfaction,

Ye Lingxue's eyes were even darker, her lips were almost bitten with blood,

She lowered her head and replied indifferently: "The servant only wants to go back to take revenge as soon as possible, and then everything in this life will belong to the master."

"You want revenge, and I want revenge. I believe it won't take long for both of us to get what we want."

Yi Xiaocao said lightly: "You go down first, take a rest, I will find you later, let's practice together."

Ye Lingxue trembled all over suddenly, raised her head and wanted to say something,

But he swallowed it back, turned around and left silently.

Own's body isn't ready yet, is he just in such a hurry?

"This is the first time in 18 years that it was made with True Qi, isn't it a low-grade long sword?"

As a recognized good fortune celestial master in the mainland,

Yi Xiaocao's methods have already surpassed that of ordinary craftsmen,

For him, a series of complex processes such as high-temperature melting, forging, tempering, and cold quenching,

Not at all,

He took out the black light black iron casually, put it in his hand casually,

True Qi leaks out, a trace penetrates into it,

The black light black iron quickly decomposes at a speed visible to the naked eye,

Being in the secret realm of the good fortune celestial disk, the Cultivation Technique that is running is the good fortune Yantian Jing,

It is not too simple to forge a ground-level long sword.

In an instant, the Wuguang Xuantie was decomposed,

Countless fine particles floating in the air,

With a wave of hand, the most suitable proportion of Tianjinsha and Mithril are mixed into it,

True Qi perfectly blends the three together with rhythmic fluctuations,

Slightly closing his eyes, the shape of a long sword appeared in his mind,

True Qi gushes out in the palm of your hand, according to the image in your mind,

rearrange the floating powder,

"receive!"

A low-grade spiritual weapon of the ground step was released instantly!

Take it in your hand and look at it, only to see the cold light shining everywhere, the green light flickering,

There is no need to inject True Qi and the sword light will flash by itself,

It is a rare sharp weapon!

Nodding in satisfaction: "It's a little too good, this time it's really cheap for him."

Fingers lightly across the blade,

The word "Drunken Flower" appears on the blade,

"Drunken Flower Tower, Drunken Flower Sword, hehe..."