Fantasy: This World Is Too Crazy

Yi Xiaocao put on his coat,

Yun Zhonghe stood at the side in a daze,

Muttering to himself: "How could it be... Could it be that my eyes are dazzled?"

Of the two sets of Queen's underwear that I stole with my life, I didn't keep the last one.

I was so sad that I almost cried.

Patting her on the shoulder, Yi Xiaocao said earnestly: "Brother Yun, look away, there is no need to make a fuss about things outside of you..."

"You said it lightly!"

Yun Zhonghe opened his hand and grabbed his collar with his backhand,

Viciously said: "You go steal one and let me see?"

"Why should I steal?"

Yi Xiaocao shrugged: "There are four girls in my family, and all of them are ten times more beautiful than the queen! Shall I give you one? To comfort your wounded young heart?"

"This can be!"

Yun Zhonghe's eyes lit up, and he immediately let go of his hands.

He also enthusiastically helped Yi Xiaocao tidy up his collar,

Suddenly he asked worriedly: "I heard that Xiao Shizi can't even sell his girl? Could it be that your girl is too ugly?"

"Impossible!"

Yi Xiaocao pointed to the sky, and said solemnly: "My girl is much more beautiful than any Holy Maiden or princess! You can go to my house later, you can choose whatever you want!"

"Okay, brother Yi is really generous! I'm begging you, Dage!"

Yun Zhonghe laughed instantly and turned into a flower.

Yi Xiaocao hooked his shoulders casually, and said earnestly: "I said Brother Yun, we should join hands and do a few big things..."

"Yeah, what Dage said is right, my little brother has exactly that intention..."

The two of them hooked up shoulder to shoulder, talking together as they walked, and the more they talked, the hotter they became...

"You two sons, where are you going?"

A sweet voice suddenly sounded in front of him.

The two looked up and saw that it was Fang Shan'er who had just disappeared in Zuihualou!

I saw her standing in front of the two of them, with a sweet smile on her face, but a hint of anger in her eyes.

"Aha! Hello girl, it's true that we never meet again in life!"

Yi Xiaocao smiled: "Did the girl miss me so quickly? I know a place is very secret and no one will disturb you. Why don't we chat about life slowly?"

"Shua"! A bright Sword Ray hit Yi Xiaocao's throat,

Fang Shan'er's beautiful face was instantly covered with a layer of cold frost,

Drink coldly: "Don't try to lie to me! You two are not a good thing at first sight! Take me to see Mo Jiuyuan quickly, or I will kill you!"

With the sword pointed at his throat, Yi Xiaocao didn't dare to move.

Only the eyeballs flicker around for a while,

Glancing at Yun Zhonghe at last, he said quietly: "Brother Yun Xian, hurry up and take her down."

Yun Zhonghe shrugged: "I'm sorry, when dealing with beauties, I only play dirty, not rough."

"Then, what about your drug? Use it for her."

"I'm sorry, it's headwind now. As soon as I raise my hand, we both fall down."

The tip of the sword suddenly advanced an inch, and the cold Sword intent made goose bumps all over Yi Xiaocao's neck,

Fang Shan'er sneered: "Don't try to make any foolish plans! Believe it or not, I killed you with one sword?"

"Okay, okay, I'll take you to..."

Yi Xiaocao looked defeated, and said dejectedly: "Come with me."

"Where are you going?"

"Not far to the north of the city is the place where Mo Jiuyuan lives in seclusion, but it's very secretive, and no one can find it except me."

"lead the way!"

Naturally, Fang Shan'er would not trust Yi Xiaocao's words,

I also raised my vigilance to 100%,

Let the two of you go ahead and yourself behind,

Pointing the tip of the sword at the back of Yi Xiaocao's heart,

No matter what tricks the two of them dare to play, I will definitely give him a sword first!

Soon, the three of them walked out of the north gate and came to the mountains in the north.

After Yi Xiaocao and Yun Zhonghe went around a lot, explaining the profound things in simple terms,

Fang Shan'er suddenly discovered that she had come to a dense forest in a valley that was rarely visited by people.

The long sword in his hand couldn't help tightening violently: "Are you trying to lie to me again? Be honest if you don't want to die!"

"No no……"

Yi Xiaocao hastily defended: "If I remember correctly, it should be here, wait for me to look for it..."

As he spoke, he walked around in circles with Yun Zhonghe, looking around in a serious manner,

"Hurry up! If you continue to grind and chirp, I will kill you!"

The tip of the sword pushed forward again, but suddenly felt a faint resistance,

Can't help but startled slightly...

But Yi Xiaocao suddenly shouted joyously: "I found it, I found it, brother Yunxian, hurry up and send the code!"

Yun Zhonghe immediately understood, and immediately nodded with a smile: "Okay! Wait for me to summon Mo Jiuyuan with a code."

Raise your hands, "Papa", "Papa", and clap your hands several times in a row.

Have you found Mo Jiuyuan?

Fang Shan'er relaxed a little,

At this moment, a gust of wind blows over her beautiful face,

The blown hair is fluttering,

A refreshing feeling hits my heart.

But he didn't notice that when Yun Zhonghe clapped his hands, the powder leaked from his fingernails also floated into his nostrils with the wind...

"Haha! It's true!"

Yi Xiaocao clapped his hands and laughed, and turned around with a smile,

"You... despicable, shameless..."

"Clang" the long sword fell to the ground weakly,

Fang Shan'er could not support her heavy eyelids even if she tried her best.

After shaking it tenaciously a few times, it was inevitable that he would faint on the ground softly.

"Haha, my drug is unique and secret, ignore True Qi! The more you use your skills to resist, the more powerful the effect of the drug will be."

Yun Zhonghe was triumphant.

"Tch, isn't it thanks to my wit and bravery to take risks? You, a crooked crane, know how to eat ready-made..."

Yi Xiaocao waved his hand disdainfully: "Go, show me the wind!"

"What? Did you make a mistake? If it weren't for me, you would have died a long time ago!"

Yun Zhonghe was very dissatisfied: "I don't even ask, when did I, Yun Zhonghe, eat second-hand goods? You should go and find out!"

Yi Xiaocao jumped up and shouted, "I'm the boss!"

Yun Zhonghe didn't budge an inch: "I'm the first!"

The two stared at each other like fighting cocks,

Suddenly there was a thunderbolt in mid-air and shouted: "Don't move at all! Come on, brothers! Cut off the men and take the women away!"

In an instant, dozens of big men walked out of the dense forest, wearing messy coarse clothes and holding simple weapons, and surrounded the two of them.

In less than a second, Yi Xiaocao and Yun Zhonghe completed the process of turning enemies into friends,

The two of them stuck together back to back with a tacit understanding, and opened their posture to prepare for battle.

Yun Zhonghe said in a low voice: "It's just a bunch of bandits, they're all mobs, it's not hard to fight."

Yi Xiaocao proposed a plan: "I have five levels of Qi refining, and I can probably hit two, how about you?"

Yun Zhonghe was speechless for a while: "I am a ninth-level Xuanyuan! You can rest, and leave everything to me."

The bandits approached step by step, and the encirclement gradually narrowed.

The True Qi of the two condensed, and the momentum climbed to the peak,

About to get started...

Suddenly a gust of wind blew by, and a big man like a black tower suddenly appeared in the arena,

I saw that he was two feet tall, his waist was ten circumferences wide, his leopard eyes were wide open, and his beard under his jaw exploded like steel nails.

With an extremely rough voice, he yelled violently: "Daddy third-tier earth element! Which one is not convinced?"

Both of them took a deep breath at the same time.

Immediately, True Qi vented wildly, losing all momentum,

"North of the city, bandits, iron beards who do all kinds of evil...how did you meet him, my god..."