Fantasy: This World Is Too Crazy

Yi Xiaocao jumped over in a few steps, looking very athletic,

With arms folded, he smiled lazily at Yun Zhonghe: "Brother Yun Xian, it seems that your condition is not very good. In terms of being beaten, you are far worse than me."

Looking down at myself, the long gown is gone, only a bunt is left, which is still covered with blood.

Only then forcibly reversed the true power, which caused great damage to the Meridians,

Fortunately, the Medicine Pill Mo Tianshi took yesterday still has a little potency left,

Help yourself protect your heart, otherwise the consequences will be disastrous,

Look at Yi Xiaocao's arrogant look full of energy,

Yun Zhonghe couldn't help shaking his head and smiling wryly: "I can't imagine, how can you make your real evil full?"

"At least you can't see it when you're alive..."

Yi Xiaocao chuckled: "Let's go, let's go back to the city."

"That's right, it's time to take a good rest."

Yun Zhonghe nodded repeatedly.

"Take a break! You have no ambition!"

Yi Xiaocao said angrily: "I want revenge! Otherwise I won't be able to sleep!"

"Report, revenge? Why, how to report?"

Looking at the way back to the city, Yun Zhonghe was a little confused.

"Naturally kick that stinky bear's balls, dig out his heart to drink, and twist his head to use as a chamber pot!"

Yi Xiaocao spoke fiercely, but his footsteps were speeding up and heading south.

Yun Zhonghe reminded: "Iron Beard is to the north."

"I know, but I'm going to find reinforcements."

Yi Xiaocao said aggressively, "He snatched the fat from our mouths and beat me. I can't swallow this! I'm going to take his lair!"

It was only then that Yun Zhonghe remembered that the idle little prince in front of him actually possessed enormous power in the imperial military.

The two went straight to the Admiral's Yamen in Jiucheng,

I successfully met Duan Tianya, the commander of the city guards.

"Ha! The little prince is here, is King Zhenbei okay? The general will miss him very much."

Duan Tianya greeted warmly.

"Old Duan, I want to ask you a favor,"

Yi Xiaocao said carelessly: "Send me an elite army, I'm going out of the city to suppress the bandits."

Duan Tianya was stunned: "This, this is not in compliance with the rules. Besides, where did the bandits come from in the capital?"

Yi Xiaocao: "The iron beard in the mountains north of the city."

Duan Tianya: "Isn't that right? Iron Beard was wiped out by us a few years ago, so the little prince couldn't be blind?"

Yi Xiaocao slapped the table and shouted: "It's nonsense! That bastard took my woman away and beat me into a kite! What are you city guards doing? I want revenge!"

Duan Tianya's face suddenly darkened: "Little prince! Slandering the city guards is a serious crime! Besides, the government doesn't care about such Rivers and Lakes grievances!"

Yi Xiaocao: "Aren't you going to send troops?"

Duan Tianya: "Not coming out!"

Yi Xiaocao turned around and left.

Yun Zhonghe asked worriedly: "Even the city guards stopped fighting bandits? What should we do?"

Yi Xiaocao: "It's okay, I'll go find his immediate boss!"

Yun Zhonghe lifted his spirits: "Nine Cities Admiral Wu Xingzhou? He is the supreme commander of the imperial capital's defense system!"

Yi Xiaocao is full of confidence: "Yes! He is the old department of my dead ghost father, and Tie Haoran is still a sworn brother. He will definitely give me my face!"

Hearing what he said, Yun Zhonghe was immediately full of confidence,

Impatiently: "Then what are you waiting for? Hurry up, the day lily will be cold any later, and the beauty of the day lily will be gone..."

The two stepped into Wu Xingzhou's office excitedly, before they could see the inside of the room clearly,

He was slapped on the head: "Get out!"

A powerful momentum suddenly rushed,

It's just that the power is not strong, just drive Yi Xiaocao out of the door and it's over.

Yi Xiaocao was forced to retreat again and again, Yun Zhonghe didn't dare to be brave in this kind of place, so he retreated.

"Old Wu, what are you doing? It's me!"

Yi Xiaocao shouted.

Wu Xingzhou strode out, with Killing intent on his face, and sternly shouted: "That villainous man who bullies men, bullies and women, is you? If so, get out of here immediately!"

Yi Xiaocao blinked blankly: "Old Wu, you don't know me anymore? My damn father..."

"Do you still know your father? The King of Zhenbei destroyed the country thirty years ago, and his power shook the world! How did you give birth to such an unworthy son! In just a few years, the reputation accumulated in thirty years was lost! Get out, I don't want to see you!"

Yi Xiaocao blushed and was about to rush forward.

Yun Zhonghe hurriedly hugged him by the waist: "Don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive..."

But Wu Xingzhou yelled sharply: "Come here! Beat this bastard out of here! Go somewhere else, don't dirty my land!"

The two were driven out of the Ninetowns Admiral's Yamen in a state of embarrassment...

Yun Zhonghe looked at Yi Xiaocao anxiously: "Is there any other way?"

"Of course, come with me!"

Yi Xiaocao was not discouraged, and led the Yunzhonghe across the capital in strides,

Along the way, everyone saw him hurrying and looking unkind,

They couldn't help asking: "Where did Xiao Shizi go in such a hurry?"

Yi Xiaocao replied: "Find someone to kill Iron Beard!"

"Oh, why are you going, little prince?"

"Find someone to kill Iron Beard!"

Soon, a rumor quickly spread throughout the capital: "Young son, who is full of evil, is likely to be insulted by the iron beard, a bandit in the north of the city..."

The two walked straight into the prime minister's mansion.

He was grandly received by Zuo Lengbo, Prime Minister of the Great Zhou Dynasty.

"Haha! The little prince is here, it's so radiant! Please, please, please take a seat, please have a cup of tea..."

Zuo Lengbo's attitude is quite attentive.

Yi Xiaocao: "No need, I have something to trouble Mr. Prime Minister..."

Zuo Lengbo: "Don't bother, don't bother, if you have something to do, just tell me, no matter what, I will take care of it for you."

The prime minister's attitude was so sincere, a stone fell from Yun Zhonghe's heart.

Yi Xiaocao cut to the chase: "The bandit Ironbeard in the north of the city has committed a heinous crime. Please send me a soldier. I will exterminate them."

"Ah, this..."

Zuo Lengbo stroked his beard in a daze,

Yi Xiaocao: "What's the matter? Is the Prime Minister in trouble?"

"No, no, there is no difficulty! The bandit Ironbeard has committed a heinous crime, and I will definitely support Xiao Shizi!"

Zuo Lengbo's face was full of righteousness immediately: "Come here! Gather all the servants in the whole house, and follow Xiao Shizi out of the city to suppress the bandits!"

Yi Xiaocao...

Crane in the cloud...

"Suppress bandits with servants? Crowd against mob? It's not enough for Iron Beard to slap..."

Yi Xiaocao held back his anger: "I want an elite soldier! I want a strong general!"

"That's difficult..."

Zuo Lengbo spread his hands and said in a long voice, "I'm a civil servant, the little prince should go to the admiral of Jiucheng..."

Yi Xiaocao: "You can give him orders."

Zuo Lengbo: "Then you have to ask His Majesty the Emperor for approval first. I have no right to deploy troops without authorization."

...

Yi Xiaocao turned around and left.

Zuo Lengbo smiled at the back: "Little son, walk slowly, come and sit when you have time..."

"An old fox! Sooner or later I'll tear his face off!"

After walking a long way, Yi Xiaocao is still resentful.

"Why don't you go home for a rest? Take your time and think of a way. By the way... look at your girl?"

The crane's eyes in the cloud are eager.

"Alright, then go home and find a way! I don't believe it, no one can cure a bandit?"