Fantasy: This World Is Too Crazy

"My lord, my lord, you have been staying for a day and a night, and Qing Yao outside has begged for mercy for the fourth time."

The maid Qinglian came in to report lightly.

"Oh? Has it been so long? Then I have to go out quickly, and don't show my secrets outside."

Yi Xiaocao suddenly stood up, raised his hand,

A circular space portal suddenly appeared in front of him,

Outside the portal is an extremely ornate room,

It is the bedroom of Zhenbei Wang Xiaoshizi's bedroom,

Maid Qingyao is lying on the bed,

While fiddling with a bunch of ropes, candles, leather whips, muzzle hoops, two-headed dragons, etc.,

While hoarse voice babbling non-stop barking.

Yi Xiaocao stepped in and said with a smile, "Okay, it's time to change the guard."

Poor Qingyao jumped up like a rabbit, and she didn't even have time to say hello.

almost turned into a flying arrow,

"Whoosh" through the portal into the secret realm,

He hoarsely shouted anxiously: "Quick, give me water..."

The space portal disappears.

Yi Xiaocao wiped his face with his hand,

In an instant, he changed back to the appearance of Xiao Shizi,

With a wicked smile,

Step out of the dormitory.

"His Royal Highness, you have finally come out!"

Seeing the door of the dormitory open,

The butler Laifu immediately "whoosh" jumped over like a rabbit,

"One full day and one night! Your Highness is getting more and more powerful! I have something to report..."

Yi Xiaocao rolled his eyes strangely: "How is it? Isn't it very hanging?"

Laifu gave a thumbs up "shua": "Hang, hang! It's really amazing! There is something..."

Yi Xiaocao Tsundere raised his hand to the sky: "Is it hanging to the sky?"

Laifu immediately clenched his fists with his thumbs upright,

He bumped his chest three times, then pressed his fists together, passed the door and raised his head high,

He sang loudly with incomparable admiration and admiration: "Diao Zha Tian, ​​Dang Zha Tian, ​​the son of a lifetime, Dang Zha Tian!"

"Yeah, not bad, not bad, getting more and more familiar!"

Yi Xiaocao nodded in satisfaction,

Laifu hurriedly came over and interjected: "His Royal Highness, there is something..."

"By the way, have you fed my Lightning Soaring Dragon? Where's the mighty general? Has the Black Emperor bit someone again? You need to feed more beef, do you know?"

"Feed everything, three meals a day! Even if I starve to death, I have to take good care of these masters first..."

Laifu immediately slapped his chest loudly: "Your Highness, don't worry, you will never be wrong!"

"Yeah, I'm relieved of your work..."

Yi Xiaocao: "Then go and make another ten catties of Yinshalongli Soup, don't run out of food."

Laifu: "Gah? Oh, I'll go right away! But there is one thing..."

"I'll talk about it later, let's go eat first."

On the largest dining table in Zhenbei Palace,

Soon it was filled with delicacies,

As soon as Yi Xiaocao stepped into the restaurant,

Immediately the eyes glow green, the corners of the mouth salivate,

"Whoosh" jumped up,

Probe and grab,

"Crack" a piece of greasy braised pork directly into the mouth,

With a flick of his right hand, a thick and fat pig's trotter fell into his hand,

He took a big bite,

The cheeks on both sides bulged up high,

"Oh, little prince, eat slowly, eat slowly, your sleeve fell into the soup..."

Yi Xiaocao ran around the big dining table like he was on a hot wheel,

Laifu followed behind Yi Ke like a tail,

Hastily rolled up his sleeves for him,

Help him tie the napkin again,

"Wow! Roast duck! My favorite roast duck!"

Yi Xiaocao danced excitedly as if he had suddenly discovered a new world,

"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" and jumped forward,

"Hey little prince, don't worry, it hasn't been tied yet..."

Laifu was also in a hurry,

The hand that tied the napkin on the back of Yi Xiaocao's neck increased a little in panic...

"Gah..."

Yi Xiaocao, who was rushing forward, suddenly fell back,

Rolling his eyes, sticking out his tongue,

He looked like a hanged ghost,

Mouth full of food leaked out,

All of a sudden, I got greasy all over my body.

"Ah! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, this subordinate deserves to die, this subordinate deserves to die, please punish me..."

Laifu was so frightened that he fell to his knees and kowtowed repeatedly.

"Idiot! You are so stupid that you are going to die!"

Yi Xiaocao tore off the napkin in twos and slapped it on Yi Laifu's face,

"Get out! Get me a parrot! Where's the cherry? Where's the pineapple? Where are they all dead?"

Laifu hurriedly replied: "The day before yesterday, Xiao Shizi said that the four of them were killers, so he ordered them all to be locked up, and they haven't eaten or drank until now..."

"Uh... I reconsidered. The four of them don't seem to be killers, so let them out."

"Yes, this subordinate will go now."

Lai Fu ran out quickly.

Yi Xiaocao continued to use his hands like the wind, and ate Haisai all the time.

After a while, four girls came in,

For no reason, he was locked up for a day and a night without food or drink.

The four beautiful girls seem to have weak legs,

"Slavery strawberry, cherry, strawberry, pineapple, pay homage to His Royal Highness."

Yi Xiaocao didn't raise his head, and mumbled: "Okay, okay, you have been wronged these days, look at the table full of dishes..."

The four maids suddenly felt sweet, their eyes lit up,

Although the four girls are actually fine at all, it always feels good to be cared about,

It seems that this little prince is not a particularly jerk, and he knows how to be considerate of his servants...

Unexpectedly, Yi Xiaocao's next sentence was: "Strawberry lychee! You two go and clean up the room for me. Be careful with those Magic Treasures on the bed, wash them and put them away for me."

"Pineapple and cherry, come and serve me for dinner!"

The four little faces suddenly collapsed...

Pineapple quickly tied the napkin on him,

Take another empty plate, a pair of ivory chopsticks,

Put a little bit of every dish on the table,

I specially added a few more chopsticks to the favorite food of Xiao Shizi,

Bring it full in front of him.

Then he took out the three steaming menus and moved them out of the dining table intact.

Yan Ran chuckled and said: "These dishes are poisonous, His Royal Highness, please don't eat them."

"Oh, then feed it all to the Black Emperor, don't waste it."

Sikong has long been used to this kind of thing, so he can't be surprised at all.

Yi Xiaocao praised: "Pineapple is still sensible, I like it! Don't you like to read books? Another day I will find Papa's secret room and show you some rare books."

Pineapple said sweetly: "Then thank you, His Royal Highness, but when will you fulfill your one hundred and eighth promise?"

Yi Xiaocao smiled awkwardly: "Uh... haven't found the secret room yet... Don't worry, I will find it even if I turn the palace over..."

At this time, Strawberry and Lychee came together,

The faces of the two girls were bright red: "His Royal Highness, your bedroom has been tidied up, and those Magic Treasures... have also been cleaned and put away."

"Okay, well done! Come, come, everyone will be rewarded with a duck leg!"

Yi Xiaocao pointed to the dining table with a pleasant smile.

"Thank you, Your Royal Highness..."

Strawberry said sweetly: "Your Highness...didn't change your underwear all day and night? Please take it off, Your Highness, and this servant will clean it for you."

"Ah, no need."

Yi Xiaocao blinked, and said mysteriously: "Let me tell you a secret, me, I never wear underwear."

Hearing such wicked words,

The four girls blushed at the same time and turned their heads away,

There was a look of disappointment in his eyes.

Yi Xiaocao said carelessly: "Eat, eat, eat first, you sit down too, and eat with me."

Suddenly a strange voice sounded:

"My son, my son, Dugu Qiu is defeated, Xiaocao Xiaocao, who will fight!"

Yi Xiaocao suddenly smiled and couldn't see his eyes: "Wow, the fairy Vajra is here, come quickly, I haven't played with you for several days!"

The butler, Laifu, ran over with the parrot cage and carefully hung it on the shelf behind Yi Xiaocao.

Yi Xiaocao immediately teased happily,

Laifu looks at Shizi in a good mood,

Hastily approached behind him: "Your Highness, I have something to report."

Yi Xiaocao said casually, "Let's talk."

Lai Fu hurriedly said: "The prince's special envoy, Tie Haoran, the left general of the Skywalking Legion, has arrived and has been waiting for you in the front hall for a day."

The air suddenly froze!

Yi Xiaocao's face became as cold as iron,

The four girls didn't dare to take a breath,

Even the parrot seemed to feel some kind of inexplicable fear, and kept flapping its wings in panic.

After a while, Yi Xiaocao snorted coldly: "No! Go tell him, go back wherever you came from!"

"The last general represents the prince, how can the prince not see him!"

With a loud shout, a huge man like a black tower came striding forward,

A little cupped fist: "The last general, Tie Haoran, see His Royal Highness! Due to the urgent military situation, there is no time to dawdle, please pardon the offense!"

"No courtesy, no courtesy."

Yi Xiaocao waved his right hand, signaling to Tie Haoran,

Then tilted his head and used his left little finger to pick his ear hard,

"I said General Tie, can you not speak so loudly in the future? It's so shocking that my ears are buzzing..."

Tie Haoran frowned tightly, staring at Yi Xiaocao,

The pain that almost collapsed flashed in his eyes: "Eight years! The little prince is still in Qi Refining? You really let the prince, the last general, and the 300,000 soldiers of the Tianxing Army all disappointed."

Yi Xiaocao said carelessly: "Didn't you all say that I was a genius since I was a child? The ability of a genius is not something you ordinary people can guess. Maybe I will step into the Chuyuan Realm tomorrow, the Huangyuan Realm the day after tomorrow, and the Xuanyuan Realm next month. Next year, it will surpass my dead ghost father."

Tie Haoran expressionless, took a deep breath,

Not wanting to listen to Yi Xiaocao anymore, he immediately raised his voice and shouted again:

"The king of Zhenbei orders, the prince Yi Xiaocao obeys the order!"

It is reasonable to say that at this time, one should pay respects and pay homage, bowing one's head respectfully and listening quietly.

But Yi Xiaocao just grinned and rolled his eyes,

Instead, he sat down and said, "Let's talk about it."

Tie Haoran glared dissatisfiedly,

Read aloud: "How are you, grass..."

"Plop" Yi Xiaocao turned over and fell...

"Uh...slip of the tongue...let me repeat..."

There was a trace of embarrassment on Dahei's face,

Tie Haoran hastily made amends: "Fuck, colon! How are you?"