Fantasy: This World Is Too Crazy

Back in cell No. 32 of own A, Yi Xiaocao sat silently for a while,

Then I heard someone shouting arrogantly outside: "The sky prison is under the management of the official, so it must be guarded tightly! Not even a fly can fly in! All of you, keep your eyes open and watch carefully. No one is allowed to be lazy! If something goes wrong, I will never let you down!"

A group of jailers immediately flattered: "Yes, Master Ma is wise and decisive, and manages well. Our prison is airtight under the leadership of Master Ma today..."

"Master Ma, don't worry, we have been cultivated by Master Ma for many years, dare we not do our best? The little one will be dedicated to his duty and will defend the prison to the death!"

"Master Ma, let me make a statement first. I, Zhang Sanmu, grew up under your watch. If a fly sneaks in from here, don't bother me, I will kill myself on the spot to thank the world!"

This kind of slogan-style statement made Ma Ziyi very useful.

Unaware of how useful this superficial formalism is,

I just feel warm all over, so comfortable that my eyebrows almost fly to the sky,

"Hehe, not bad! You are indeed the soldiers I brought out! All of them are good! Each of you will be rewarded with two copper coins!"

"Thank you, sir, thank you...you are really a second parent..."

Amid bursts of disgusting flattery,

There were also many disharmonious voices: "Master Ma is merciful... The villain will definitely be more filial in the future..."

In the cells passing by, all the prisoners who could stand up crowded to the door,

Probe out from the fence desperately, with the most obsequious smile on his face,

Make the humblest begs.

"Go ahead, be honest with me! Don't blame me for being ruthless in law enforcement if you dare to make trouble!"

Ma Ziyi ignored all these arguments,

Walking proudly through Yi Xiaocao's cell,

Seeing Yi Xiaocao sitting in the Lotus Position calmly, he did not fear himself like a tiger like other prisoners,

Feeling severely insulted,

"Hey, isn't this the little prince full of evil? Why have you been so honest these two days? Knowing the feeling of the prison is uncomfortable? Hehe, I tell you, it's right to be honest! If you dare to have a little bit of crookedness... Hear Are you screaming over there? I have three hundred and eighty-nine ways to make you die even if you want to die!"

When he yelled, Yi Xiaocao was not angry at all, but happy.

It seems that clearing the memory of this pockmark is very thorough.

It is the first time in 18 years that I have used the power of the good fortune Yantian Jing, and it is really quite good to have such an effect!

"I said Mazi..."

"Ma Ziyi! No, you should call me Lord Ma!"

"I said hemp egg..."

"You! Yi Xiaocao, do you believe that I will immediately use 389 kinds of torture to make you full of evil?"

Mazi's face flushed with pride.

Yi Xiaocao said flatly: "You save yourself, the emperor will let me out later."

Ma Ziyi sneered: "Do you really think of yourself as an onion? Don't daydream! I have heard that the prince, the second prince, Princess Anfei, and twenty-three ministers jointly signed a letter requesting I will kill you immediately!"

Yi Xiaocao laughed softly: "I said no."

"Then we'll see!"

Ma Ziyi flicked his robe sleeves and walked over with a dark face.

Came to the No. 31 cell of Jiazi separated by a stone wall,

Suddenly, he frowned tightly and looked inside for a while,

I only saw a dark figure lying on the bed facing inside,

It seems that it has not changed its posture for many years, and it is in a state that is about to petrify.

"Hey, old stubborn man, are you dead?"

Ma Ziyi yelled.

After a while, an indistinguishable voice came from inside,

As if the feeble throats were regressed,

"It's almost..., there's still... one breath left."

"Damn! I haven't swallowed this breath for twenty years? What a stubborn old thing."

Ma Ziyi left cursing.

Yi Xiaocao closed his eyes slightly, calmed down, and adjusted his breath to the state of the ancient well without waves, indifferent like water,

good fortune The power of Yantian Jing gushed out vigorously from Dantian, and soon filled all the Meridians,

Then began a high-speed cycle of universe after universe.

Even though it was running smoothly, Yi Xiaocao didn't feel very happy.

It's not that the Cultivation Technique is bad, or that there are errors, omissions, etc.,

When he got the good fortune disk and the complete Cultivation Technique brand,

I am convinced that this Cultivation Technique must be the best in the world, the most suitable for owning!

And in this life, Yi Xiaocao's Talent and Gengu, look ordinary in appearance,

But after instilling all kinds of Heavenly and Mortal Treasures left over from the secret realm,

Coupled with the characteristics of the good fortune Yantianjing itself,

Already quietly built his inner Talent potential to be close to God!

After eighteen years of penance in this life, plus twenty years of cultivation experience in the previous life,

Logically speaking, the progress should be very fast,

At least, it should be able to recover to the Realm of the second stage, right?

This is also an important reason for him to make predictions in advance and resolutely launch the plan.

However, the problem is,

Half of the desired opponents have come, but own strength is still far from being qualified...

I also have to be thankful that the ultimate enemy of the mysterious in my mind has not moved yet.

Otherwise, I'm afraid it has been defeated again by now...

Where did it go wrong?

Suddenly, I felt my breath was unstable, my blood was churning, and the True Qi running at high speed was in a state of disorder.

Yi Xiaocao had to stop practicing and adjust his breath slowly to stabilize his emotions.

Suddenly a decaying voice reached my ears:

"Boy, you are weird."

"Who?"

"Oh, boy, this person is very strange, and your Cultivation Technique is also very strange, it seems that it is not used to kill people?"

After saying these words, there was a sudden panting for a while.

Yi Xiaocao's heart moved, and he realized that the voice came from the stone wall behind him.

But it was much smoother than when talking to Ma Ziyi.

"Old stubborn head? You don't want to wait for death, what's your business?"

"Hehe, this old man has wanted to die for many years, but it's a pity that the gods dare not accept this old life."

The old stubborn head smiled and asked: "Yesterday, those women and animals of yours were all weird. I am very curious, how did you get together?"

There was another quick gasp.

Yi Xiaocao said angrily, "Those who are too curious will not live long, so let's keep your breath and live for a few more days."

Suddenly there was no movement.

After a while, Yi Xiaocao couldn't bear it anymore,

"Old stubborn? Are you dead?"

"Ahem..."

After gasping and coughing,

There was another trembling voice: "Hurry up, there is only one breath left..."

"Come on, let me ask you, why do you say my Cultivation Technique is weird?"