Fantasy: This World Is Too Crazy

The two had just walked out of the gate of the palace,

"Wow, Xiaocao! We are looking for you to go to Zuihualou, where are we going in such a hurry?"

A few teenagers in fancy clothes walked over laughingly,

Tie Haoran saw that these people had a lot of background,

Li Shangming, the son of Weiyuanhou, Zheng Jingyu, the grandson of Zheng Guogong, Yang Tao, a son of the royal family, Meng Zhixi, the natal nephew of Concubine Meng,

They are all the most famous group of dudes in the capital!

Want to drag Xiao Shizi to spend time and drink again?

The angry Tie Haoran simply turned his head away without saying hello, pretending not to see.

"Wahhaha, you guys are still loyal enough! Remember me when you come out to play."

Yi Xiaocao suddenly smiled.

Zheng Jingyu said with a smile: "I heard that today the poor are all selling girls, we are so anxious! We quickly searched our stomachs and emptied the bottom of the box, and collected a few hundred taels of silver to help you..."

Thumbs up: "I didn't expect you to be so rich that you turned over without blinking an eye! It's really a blessing, and I admire you so much!"

Yi Xiaocao had a flower-like smile on his face,

With her hips on her hips, she laughed loudly: "That's natural! I, Yi Xiaocao, have a tough life! Today I will treat you to a treat! Let the brothers have a good gathering and have a good time!"

Meng Zhixi came up and joked: "Since the young man's fortune is prosperous, it can't be wasted. Why don't we go to Hailefang to win a few hands first, and then go to Zuihualou with the prestige of the big victory?"

"Wonderful, wonderful!"

Everyone laughed together: "It's nothing to turn over at home, but it's only when you go to Hailefang to turn over to show your majesty! How about it? Brothers wave the flag for you together, and there will be no harm!"

Infused with this ecstasy soup,

Yi Xiaocao was so happy that he danced and couldn't see his eyes: "Okay, okay, that's it! It's not too late, let's go..."

"Cough, cough, cough!"

Tie Haoran was coughing desperately.

"Uh……"

Taking a disappointed look at Tie Haoran,

Yi Xiaocao said helplessly: "You go and wait for me first, I will come as soon as I enter the palace."

"Enter the palace? Do you still dare to enter the palace?"

Everyone laughed and teased: "I heard that Princess Anfei was crying and sharpening her knife after she went back yesterday, making His Majesty's face ashen, and the queen threatened to skin you and cramps..."

Yi Xiaocao shook his fingers calmly: "You don't understand, you don't understand... Haha, go to Hailefang and wait for my triumphant return!"

"Go, go, we are waiting to burn paper for you, haha..."

Amidst the laughter, Yi Xiaocao followed Tie Haoran and Shi Shiran to the palace.

Looking at the backs of the two, Li Shangming sneered and said, "If he goes, even if the emperor takes care of King Zhenbei's face, the queen will never spare him! It seems that we don't need to bother."

Zheng Jingyu, Yang Tao, and Meng Zhixi also nodded in agreement: "Let's quickly ask for instructions, should we change our plan?"

A message was sent out.

Soon I received a reply: "A group of idiots! Yi Xiaocao won't lose a single hair in the palace! Hurry up and act according to the original plan! Violators will be punished severely!"

Walk along Vermilion Bird Street to the end, and you will arrive at the Vermilion Bird Gate of the Royal Palace.

Wang Chengen, the great eunuch next to Emperor Yang Lingchang, was standing at the door with a smile in his hand, holding a Duster.

Yi Xiaocao greeted with a smile: "Hi, Lao Wang! I haven't seen you for a few days and you've gained weight again."

Wang Chengen didn't even look at Yi Xiaocao,

Turning his head to Tie Haoran, he said with a smile: "Long time no see, General Tie, His Majesty is waiting for you in the imperial study."

"Oh? Your Majesty knew we were coming?"

Tie Haoran also politely cupped his hands: "Please trouble the prince to lead the way."

The two stepped into the palace.

Yi Xiaocao also wanted to go in, but was stopped by Wang Chengen Duster, "Your Majesty Xiaocao, Your Majesty didn't say I saw you."

Tie Haoran said in a deep voice: "My lord, there is some misunderstanding. His Majesty Xiaocao needs to explain to His Majesty face to face, and what King Zhenbei means, His Majesty should also take a look at His Majesty Xiaocao himself. He has grown up."

With a wave of Wang Chengen Duster, he said calmly: "Your Majesty means that there are some things that do not need to be explained. You can look at it later, Mr. Xiaocao, but you don't need to explain it today."

Tie Haoran's momentum soared suddenly, his eyes shot brightly,

Wang Chengen did not back down, and looked at him boldly,

The tone was flat: "This is what His Majesty meant."

The eyes of the two collided in mid-air,

Yi Xiaocao said foolishly: "It happens that I don't want to kowtow yet, you go on your own, old man, I'll walk around by myself."

Tie Haoran heaved a sigh of relief, and looked helplessly at Yi Xiaocao,

He said lightly, "Just ask the prince to lead the way."

"Please!" "Please!"

The two walked towards the royal study hand in hand.

Yi Xiaocao began to wander leisurely.

As the son of King Zhenbei, the god of the imperial army, he has the privilege of walking in the palace.

Therefore, no one stopped the way.

"Boom"

The washbasin fell to the ground, and the splashed water wet the embroidered shoes,

The palace maid Cui'er jumped up and down and shouted as she ran, "Princess, princess, that bastard Xiaocao has entered the palace!"

"My lord, there is news from the contact point outside..."

Qinglian's voice came from her mind: "Someone sent a piece of black light black iron, and wanted to forge an earth-level low-grade long sword. The reward is two horns of the Five Tribulations Flood Dragon. Please show me."

"No! To create a low-grade spiritual weapon, how can only Wuguang Xuantie be enough? At least Mithril and Tianjinsha should be added, two dragon horns are far from enough!"

"Yes, my lord, this slave will let him go immediately."

"Hey wait, let me think about it... Take Jiaolongjiao and ask him to do something. Go to Zuihualou tomorrow afternoon and make a big fuss. The more violent the noise, the better. I'll build it for him when it's done."

"Obey, my lord." Qinglian's voice disappeared.

After the arrangements were made, Yi Xiaocao, who was wandering around, looked up, Huh? How did you get here?

"Yi Xiaocao! How dare you come here, you bastard! I'm going to kill you!"

Suddenly there was an angry scolding, and a long sword with a cold light stabbed like lightning,

A sword pierced Yi Xiaocao's chest!

Blinking and shrugging, Yi Xiaocao said with an innocent face: "I said, princess, don't use knives and guns all the time, can you be a lady? Who would dare to marry you like this?"

The point of the sword pressed against Yi Xiaocao's chest, but it couldn't penetrate no matter what,

Princess Anfei threw the sword away angrily,

The angry face was flushed, and she gritted her teeth: "Yi Xiaocao! You are shameless, you bastard! How dare you openly humiliate me? Don't think that you can do whatever you want because you have a body protection artifact, I will definitely kill you!"

In Princess Anfei's mind, if Yi Xiaocao salivates like a dog,

Then she definitely held her proud head high, and she didn't even look at it!

But who would have thought that this idiot whom she despises so much,

She is even more arrogant than her, and directly regards the majesty of the royal family as nothing,

In broad daylight, Princess Anfei needs to be in bed with her!

This is simply a great shame!

"Hey, princess, don't be angry, actually, I can marry you too."

Yi Xiaocao smiled indifferently.

"It's not so easy to marry my Anfei. Even if His Majesty agrees, you have to pass me first."

Nalannuo, the unparalleled and unparalleled queen, walked in gracefully.