Fantasy World Transmigration

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"Did you really turn your back on me?" Chen Ang looked left and right, but he was in a secluded forest. He was already at a very high place. Looking around, thousands of peaks were like halberds, and thousands of people opened their screens. It's four seasons of Jiamu, a strange flower of Zhicao, different from ordinary people, he understands that the Lord God interfered with the process of his return, and he doesn't know which world he was exiled to.

Chen Ang's various layouts in the main god's space finally touched the cleaning mechanism of the main god's space. The main god has nothing to do with him, but when he returns, he is trying to find a way to sweep him out. This world can be used by the main god to exile him. In an extremely dangerous world, the main god may have been overwhelmed.

Chen Ang took a glance and went deep into the microcosmic origin of this world, only to find that this world has no atoms and molecules, it is all formed by one breath, vitality creates the world, and breath forms the world, which is the most orthodox view of the world of immortality.

He felt that he was out of place with this world, smiled slightly, and with just one turn, he recovered Tianhe's mana and changed to a Taoist priest's attire.

At this time, a singing voice suddenly came from the front: "Watching chess Kelan, cutting wood, walking slowly at the mouth of the valley. Selling salaries and selling wine, laughing wildly from pottery. The green path is high in autumn, and the moon is pillowed on the roots of the pine tree, and the dawn..." Chen Ang suddenly said: "It turns out that the real Taiqing created the world... The main god really has sinister intentions, and wants to use Taiqing's hand to get rid of me... It's a pity that Taiqing does nothing. If the so-called law does not prohibit it, it will not correct it! How can it be difficult for me? Mostly it’s just for fun!”

Among the three Qings, Taiqing does nothing. The world he opened up does not have the strict law of cause and effect in the Shushan world. The leader Chen is also the leader and saint in Taiqing. It may be more convenient for Chen Ang to be here.

After the song was sung, Chen Ang saw a woodcutter with a hat on his head, clothed clothes, and a steel ax in his hand, coming from a distance. Halfway down the mountain, he was suddenly stopped by a monkey. One person and one monkey said Incessantly, Chen Ang was a little bit emotional. The world opened up by the Taoist Taoist, where the divine way is superior to the human way, is really not in his mind.

In this world, gods are superior to human beings, and gods intervene in smelting, farming, and customs. I am afraid that they have deviated from the development track of humanism long ago. Only in the Spring and Autumn Period, such things as woodcutters on the mountain using steel axes, there are gods interfering everywhere in this place. The world of the world, really can not be seen with the common sense of those worlds where humanity is flourishing. I am afraid that the rise and fall of dynasties and the structure of humanity will all be affected by Shinto.

The hozen in front chattered to the woodcutter for a long time, and when he turned up the mountain, he saw a Taoist priest wearing a star crown and a jade face standing there halfway up the mountain. , landed at the feet of the Taoist priest, erratic like a fairy, the hozen hurried up and asked: "Old Immortal! Old Immortal! Disciple starts..."

Chen Ang looked at him with a smile, shook his head and said, "You hozen, why do you call everyone a fairy? Do you think I didn't hear you when you asked the woodcutter down there?"

At this time, the hozen still has no name, only a nickname, called the Monkey King, and it imitates others and said: "Old Immortal, since you heard it, let me explain, I am Donghai Aolai who came to practice and visit." Disciple of the Tao, I heard that the old woodcutter mentioned that this is Fangcun Mountain in Lingtai, and there is a master Subhuti in the mountain.

"I'm not Patriarch Subhuti!" Chen Ang shook his head and said, "But I've also heard of his name. He has a cave on the mountain called the Slanting Moon and Three Star Cave. I have never liked it, so I don’t have much social life, I only heard that he sat down with many disciples, and what he taught was to ask immortals to help Luan, to ask about yarrow, to harvest yin and yang, and to reconcile women’s breasts.”

"This kind of fake practice, how can you enter the real door?" Chen Ang looked at the hozen, shook his head and said: "Could it be that you, a hozen, are willing to learn from people to take human milk, harvesting yin and nourishing yang... I heard that apes Such lewd and sexual prostitutes often become monsters of the weather, going around to plunder the good-looking women around, some are called Shen Chungong, some are called Shahuasanlang, and there are Zhou Jia and Bo Fu, who are extremely lustful and courageous. The big male monkey calls himself Tongtian Dasheng, Qitian Dasheng,

The female monkey calls herself Lishan Old Mother... Do you want to learn from them? "

The monkey said: "Don't dare, dare not... This disciple is a serious practitioner, I dare not have these messy thoughts."

"Then what do you want to learn?" Chen Ang asked seriously.

The hozen bowed his head and said: "I was originally a stone monkey in the mountains. I play and play all day long, eating flowers and fruits, so I am very happy. After a long time, I saw the old monkeys in the mountains dying. Only then did I know the difference between life and death. It was really terrifying, so I started to seek the Tao for longevity. I came here from Aolai country all the way, just for longevity, and I asked the old gods to give me some pointers."

"The art of longevity!" Chen Ang said with emotion: "The best ones eat fruit, the middle ones become officials, and the lowest ones go to seek Taoism. You come here...follow trees to seek fish, depend on trees to seek fish!"

Hozen heard that there are three levels of longevity in longevity. He has been seeking longevity for more than ten years, but he is just like a flower in the mirror of the moon in the water. When he asked, he was overjoyed and kowtowed, "Please release me, teacher!"

Chen Ang said: "Going west to the Wuzhuang Temple of Wanshou Mountain, there is Yuanzi, a Taoist Gaoren, who has a ginseng fruit tree in his house. If a person is lucky enough to smell the fruit, he will live three hundred and sixty years old; if he eats one, he will live Forty-seven thousand years. Above that day's height, where the Queen Mother's Yaochi is, there are 3,600 flat peach trees, and 1,200 in front of them. The flowers and fruits are small, and they ripen once every 3,000 years. People eat them and become immortals. There are 1,200 plants in the middle, which can be ripened once every 6,000 years. People eat Xiaju and fly up, and they can live forever. Yue Tonggeng."

"There are also the Immortal Sesame Horse Grass and Shouwu Ginseng, which are good things that prolong life and make you immortal after eating."

The hozen was fascinated when he heard this, and for a moment his mind wavered and he couldn't help himself. The hozen loves to eat peaches. Hearing such a good thing, he couldn't help it, and asked quickly, "Teacher taught me...how can I eat that flat peach?"

"Well!" Chen Ang hesitated: "Ordinary people... can't eat it, can't eat it! You have to wait for the heavenly feast, when the Queen Mother and Jade Emperor invite the immortals from the nine heavens and ten places to hold the Peach Festival It is not something that ordinary people can eat... Only gods can eat... So I said, after being a middle-level official, after registering as a fairy, not only can you ascend to the sky and live forever, but you can also participate in the feast of flat peaches. If you are lucky If you can eat a peach... then what skills do you need to learn? Immediately live as long as the heavens."

The hozen was a little confused, and counted with its fingers: "Only gods can eat flat peaches? But don't gods live forever? If I want to eat flat peaches, I will become a god, but if I become a god, why should I eat flat peaches?" Those gods are immortal one by one, they eat flat peaches... old god...you have confused me!"

"What's so confusing?" Chen Ang calculated for him: "It's like a mortal... To become an official, he must first be recommended by an official, and if he is recommended by an official, he himself has already been an official! It's you who are in trouble. People who have nothing to do with officials..."

"Immortals don't need to eat flat peaches, but those who need to eat flat peaches, he can't eat them!"

The hozen became furious, and it cursed: "What a goddamn god, they are all immortal! What kind of flat peaches are they trying to grab from us...Old god, where is Wuzhuang Temple going?"

"Where are you going?" Chen Ang asked, "But you want to ask for a ginseng fruit to eat?"

The monkey nodded and said: "The sky is so high that it doesn't know the bottom, and Yaochi is so far away. I don't have the ability to go there. It's better to get closer to Wuzhuang Temple. If the Zhenyuan Immortal is a kind person, I will ask him for a ginseng fruit to eat. Just like those gods... I will steal one back, and if I can steal two, I will share half with you, old man."

Chen Ang laughed and said, "You know how capable Zhen Yuanzi is, so you want to steal other people's ginseng fruit to eat?"

"Let me tell you how to become an official!" Chen Ang said: "Let's not talk about him, this is heaven and earth coming to kill you, just say that you want to be an official in Tianting Lingshan, there will be countless disasters, and the officials are smaller If you want to be the Jade Emperor, if you want to be the Jade Emperor! It will take immeasurable kalpas, chopping with knives and axes, thundering and burning, it is as difficult as climbing to the sky!"

The hozen held his breath in fright, and asked in horror, "Are all the gods in the court cultivated like this? How can there be so many gods in such suffering?"

"No!" Chen Ang said with a smile: "How can someone become a fairy with such suffering?"

"Of course it's to buy and sell officials, flatter and flatter horses, support relatives and friends, or wait for gods to appreciate you, and guide you to become a god, and there are also good people in the world. If you are lucky enough to be able to serve a god well, and he will extend his hand to you, then you too can be a god!"

"The other thing is to kill people and set fires, to become a demon, to train demon soldiers, to patrol the mountains, to gather in the mountains and forests, and wait for the gods to come to you! In order to calm the situation, they will give you a small official as big as a sesame seed, and you Become a fairy, become a Buddha, become an official and a general!"

Looking at the dumbfounded monkey, Chen Ang shook his head and said: "You can't do this, even if you are lucky enough to become a god, you will still offend your colleagues, be framed, or violate the rules of heaven. Let’s talk about it after decades of experience! I think your life expectancy is more than 300 years, and there are more than half of it. First, go to the human world to be an official for a hundred years, and manage the various dojos of the heavenly gods in the mortal world. Look for opportunities to go up! "

The monkey's three souls left for two, and the six souls for three. After hearing Chen Ang's lecture on the officialdom of the Heavenly Court, he followed him to the mountain without knowing it. He saw a cave from a distance. The atmosphere of the fairy house was very extraordinary. , a stone tablet on the left hand wrote: Lingtai Fangcun Mountain, Slanting Moon Samsung Cave!

The monkey knew the place was here, but he was not very happy.

It saw a boy standing at the gate of the cave, and didn't rush over, but grabbed Chen Ang's clothes and asked, "This boy is so heroic, he is with the gods, may he become a fairy?"

Chen Ang looked at the past, calculated the boy's past and present lives, and saw through his internal organs. He shook his head and said, "The vulgar bones have not yet shed. In the future, I will only be a Taoist priest with some abilities, and I will not become a fairy!"

The hozen rushed up and asked, "It's disturbing the fairy boy!"

The boy said seriously: "Are you the one who came to visit Taoism? Why did you make me wait for you so long? Go in with me to see the Patriarch!"

The hozen confessed, "I'm here to learn the art of immortality... Dare I ask the fairy boy, can you become a fairy?"

"What nonsense are you talking about... My patriarch's magical powers are greater than that of immortals, but you, a hozen who practiced Taoism, also want to become immortals? Supernatural powers are easy to obtain, but true fruits are hard to find... Can you still enter?"

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