Fantasy World Transmigration

"A cripple, a half-disabled person, and a mentally handicapped person..." Wukong pointed at them one by one, shook his head and said with emotion: "How carefully selected are the exorcists of this generation to be able to do so?" Pick out the three best of you and put them in front of me? Are you trying to laugh at me to death so that you can inherit my title of Monkey King?"

"Wow! I can understand cripples and mentally handicapped people. Now tell me what a half-cripple is?" Mr. Kongkong didn't realize it at first, but when he did, he immediately became agitated, panting heavily and pointing in trembling voices. Follow Wukong.

The fingers he pointed at Wukong were trembling non-stop, which shows how excited he is inside.

"Have you ever seen how powerful Tiancanjiao is..." Ever since Tiancanjiao mastered martial arts, no one dared to talk to him like that. He was so angry that he blew out his beard and pointed Wukong sternly said: "Later, at the feet of my Tiancan, don't be so easy to beg for mercy!"

"Who are you calling mentally retarded!" Hu Xingquan said angrily.

The tiger-shaped fist can't be held back, and it's about to get started. Mr. Kongkong hurriedly stopped him and said, "Didn't you say yes, this time I'll come first? I want him to make it clear that I'm no useless person!" He said Suddenly he turned his head and pointed at Wukong and said, "If you don't speak clearly today, don't even think about leaving!"

"Your complexion is pale and dull, and you are afraid of the cold when you look at your movements, and you are short of breath. After exercising for a while, you are covered in cold sweats, and your hands and feet are cold. When you speak, your tongue is pale and tender, with a fat tongue and a thick coating. Thick, do you usually have soreness in the waist and knees, heel pain, dry mouth, thirst, insomnia and dreaminess."

"This is a manifestation of weak kidney meridian and insufficient Yang Qi!"

Wukong scratched his hands and feet and explained to him: "To be honest, my grandson has seen many people with kidney deficiency, but this is the first time I have seen a person with kidney deficiency like you. From a dialectical point of view, kidney deficiency is divided into yin deficiency and yang deficiency. , but in your case, the kidney yang, kidney yin, kidney qi, and kidney essence are all deficient, and it makes no difference whether you have the kidney or not."

"It's all like this, and I dare to say that I'm not a half-cripple. According to me, it's just a little bit..."

Young Master Kong Kong said nervously: "What?"

"You are a useless person!" Wukong said with emotion.

"You said I have kidney deficiency..." Young Master Kongkong looked back at Tian Canjiao and the two of them: "Did you tell him again?" Tian Canjiao was very innocent, and spread his hands: "It's not me, I don't have one, don't talk nonsense!"

"Let me tell you, I have absolutely no problem with my kidneys. My kidneys have been very powerful since I was a child. Don't frame me... I'll sue you for slander, I'll sue you for slander!" Young Master Kong said incoherently,

In a hurry.

An aunt beside him suddenly laughed: "Hahahaha! You have kidney deficiency..."

Another aunt said: "Are the flowers still blooming?"

"Don't care about your business, just shut up!" Young Master Kong Kong said excitedly.

"What about kidney deficiency...you can't avoid medical treatment, what about your situation...you should treat it as soon as possible." Wukong shook his head helplessly and sighed, Tian Canjiao asked: "Can it be cured?" While denying it, one ear pricked up quietly, Wukong shook his head: "It can't be saved, there is no cure, let's prepare for the funeral! My family members mourn!"

"Then what are you talking about!" Hu Xingquan laughed at the side.

"This kind of conservative treatment is to prolong the life of the patient as much as possible." Wukong explained: "Give the family members a process of acceptance."

"I never heard that Sun Wukong can cure diseases!" Chen Xuanzang whispered to Miss Duan from the side.

Young Master Kongkong seemed to have grasped the last straw, coughed a few times, his face turned paler, pointed at Wukong and said, "Then, how can you treat people like a monster? You are talking nonsense, do you know?" , when will you, Monkey King, be able to diagnose and treat diseases?"

"What do I know, do I still need to report to you?" Wukong pointed to the grotto and said, "I wrote the six-character Great Light Curse stele. Why? Because Tathagata's characters are not as good as mine. I have shown off No? I didn’t! When the Buddha in Lingshan went to the funeral, I collected all the scriptures in the hall, and I recited the Tripitaka by heart, did I tell others?”

"I don't!"

"What do you think of when you hear the Monkey King? Havoc in the Heavenly Palace? Seventy-two transformations, a body like black iron, and a somersault cloud that spans a hundred and eight thousand miles. It’s the myriad clones. These are just a small part of my abilities. Back then, Lei Gong competed with me to strike thunder, and I killed it with a single strike of lightning. Did I ever show it off?”

"I am well-read and proficient in countless languages ​​and dialects. I have studied physics, chemistry, and mathematics under the guidance of Infinite Heavenly Venerable. I have intensively studied Eastern and Western philosophies. I have mastered advanced physics, space physics, quantum mechanics, and introduction to space-time. Have you heard of it? "

"No……"

"That's why I am a very low-key person who never shows off - a god of learning. You can call me - fighting wits over Buddha!"

"Mr. Sun has also studied the Tripitaka?" Chen Xuanzang was a little surprised: "It is said that the Tripitaka is the supreme classic of our Mahayana teaching. It was passed down by the Buddha himself, and it can save all suffering in the world."

"It's just propaganda, you believe it!" Wukong waved his hand and said, "Back then, when the Buddha was buried in Lingshan, because of an extremely powerful devil's conspiracy, the golden body was defrauded. At that time, my old grandson was still an official in the Heavenly Court. He turned against the Jade Emperor because of the matter. He was sent to Lingshan to deal with this matter, and he memorized the Tripitaka by the way.”

"Have you heard of the Buddha's Dharma meeting?" Wukong asked back.

Chen Xuanzang said honestly: "Young monk...no!"

"I just listened to the ten and eight verses so-so. Back then, I was short of a certificate. I was a Buddha! It's just that I don't want to take the exam. It's boring to have a local establishment. Heavenly Court invited me to be the Great Emperor Qitian. That's super The establishment of the product, the title of Emperor Zun, I still think twice before reluctantly agreeing."

Wukong sat on the stone with his back to the lotus, crossed his legs, and looked majestic in all directions.

Looking at the three stunned exorcists, Wukong coughed and said seriously: "That... half-crippled man! Your main problem... is how many flying swords you have practiced, and the flying swords... are metal, weapons belts, etc. Sha, is also the yang of Geng metal, so a mouthful of Geng gold is entrenched in the lung meridian, which greatly damages the liver wood! But the true qi you cultivate can also strengthen the liver wood, but instead dampen the lung metal and damage the kidney water, because the five qi It is difficult to get rid of stagnation, and it is difficult to return to accumulation, so the original source is lost, and the five internal organs are empty."

"Among them, the damage to the kidney meridian is the most serious, because the kidney water harmonizes the five internal organs, and it is also the most deeply affected."

"The reason why you say you have no cure is because if you don't get rid of the Gengjin Qi, the disease is hard to cure, and all other methods are just to linger on."

"Mr. Sun, do you think there is anything I can do to redeem it now?" Mr. Kong Kong asked earnestly, sitting next to Wu Kong at some point.

"To get rid of your sword qi...you are definitely not willing!" Wukong said halfway, but suddenly changed his words, so that Mr. Kongkong couldn't get up and down. Mr. Kongkong fawned on him and beat Wukong's leg, flattering him: " You old man has even eaten the flat peaches in the heavenly court, and dared to taste the golden pills of the Taishang Laojun. There must be a way!"

"Unless the five qi are in harmony with the original, and the qi of the five elements in the body can circulate and biochemical on its own, everything will be difficult." Wukong shook his head.

Ms. Duan lowered her head and thought for a while, then suddenly said: "Five energies are towards the Yuan, isn't that about becoming a fairy?"

Wukong affirmed: "I want to become a fairy!"

Chen Xuanzang asked weakly from the side: "Mr. Sun, can you show me the Tripitaka?"

Wukong looked at him for a while, shook his head and said: "No. Can you read the Tripitaka casually? If you read it, believe it or not, there will be a big slap covering half of Nanzhan Buzhou in the sky, and you can't help it. You fan it and turn it back? I’m not afraid, it’s a big deal if it’s fanned down, I’ll discount it, can you?”

Chen Xuanzang wondered: "The Tripitaka can save the suffering in the world and save all living beings. Why would someone stop me from bringing it to all living beings in the world?"

"I've said it all, it's a publicity effect." Wukong said sternly: "If the publicity effect is true, then my set of 3,000-acre orchards will last all seasons, and the beach with a thousand miles of sea is exclusive and exclusive. Brand new Gold Coast, looking forward Chang'an is prosperous. There are 300,000 hectares of primeval forests and a natural oxygen bar, and 5,000 square kilometers of Wuzhishan luxury caves with a living area of ​​5,000 square kilometers. How could it be so broken? There are also flat peaches from Yaochi, ginseng fruit from Zhenyuanzi, etc. ! Don’t watch the advertisements, but watch the curative effect.”

"Do you know about the place called Tianzhu where the Western Spirit Mountain is located?"

"I don't know." Chen Xuanzang shook his head.

"I've been there, but that's all. It's not as good as Tang Dynasty. You see, all the beings at the foot of the Lingshan Mountain are like this. How can the so-called Tripitaka that saves all sentient beings work? Speaking of saving sentient beings, I know a teacher Very professional, only his Paradise, there is no false propaganda, the real thing, I will introduce him to you!"

"who is he?"

"He lives in the sea of ​​blood at the extreme end of the earth. He is known as the ancestor of Styx, but he has not saved all sentient beings for a long time. He has given it to a teacher named Future Demon Ancestor, Bo Xun, the Buddha of the Last Dharma. You read the boundless Shou Buddha, you can get through my master's contact information, and he will introduce it to you!"

"Teacher Sun!" Mr. Kong Kong took the opportunity to ask, "Look at my illness..."

Wukong handed him a rag, and said, "Go to this address, there is someone who can save you. Whether you can impress him or not depends on your luck!" Mr. Kongkong took it and looked at it. No. Wuzhuang Guanzhen Yuanzi.

Tian Canjiao beside him was dazzled by the series of events. He saw Wukong straighten up, looked at him, stepped back two steps and said with a smile, "Sun Wukong, don't try to lie to me, I must take it today!" You deserve your head, and you are worthy of the name—the number one exorcist!"

"Tiancan Shengong, right!" Wukong said impatiently.

"Then hurry up, I'm in a hurry!" Said Wukong and waved to him.