Farming Happiness: Husband, Come and Plough the Fields

Li Haitang was speechless about the logic of her savage husband. He suppressed a smile for a while, feeling much better, and teased, "Husband, you can actually tell a story like this, like a rabbit fighting a jackal, because it has a tiger friend. Find a tiger to fight."

"A rabbit can't outrun a wolf, and before it finds the tiger, it is thrown down and eaten by the wolf."

Xiao Lingchuan spoke in a serious manner, which made him appear even more brainless, obviously not a good story. Besides, how could the rabbit be friends with the tiger, and was killed by the tiger long ago!

"A story is a story, what do you do seriously!"

Li Haitang stomped his feet, he might as well continue to diverge his thinking, the rabbit turned into a rabbit spirit, and used his beauty to confuse the jackal, and then used his beauty tricks to capture the jackal, and kill the jackal directly while it was eating tofu.

Well, she was forced by her husband to change the story to Xiao Huangwen.

However, Xiao Lingchuan didn't buy it, he was stupid, he couldn't speak for the lady, so he could only ask in a low voice, "Lady, can you tell which rabbit is good-looking?"

"Not really, but I like little white rabbits."

Li Haitang didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in the gourd of her savage husband, so she replied honestly.

"That's right, how can different races be fooled by each other's beauty tricks?"

Xiao Lingchuan seemed to be laughing at his wife's innocence, he added.

Li Haitang: ...

From now on, she doesn't care about the bedtime stories of bean buns, and they will all be handed over to the savage husband to see how he makes up!

A rabbit who knows martial arts, is this what inspires Xiao Baozi's enthusiasm for martial arts? If this is the case, Xiao Lingchuan has thought very hard! The couple joked without saying a word, which made Zhang Ruyi, who was following behind, envious. She thought that finding a scholar like Lu Yuanqing, from the beginning of stumbling, quarreling with each other to the stickiness afterwards, life would be good, but every time she saw Li Haitang and his wife, she had to silently

Eat a handful of dog food.

Zhang Ruyi reflected that there seemed to be something wrong between her and Lu Yuanqing.

I couldn't figure it out before, but now I think about it, she seems to be too strong, and Lu Er is also used to treating her as a female man, and he can rest assured that she can do many things by herself.

If I look up to my sister Li Haitang, she is much softer. She is always held in the palm of Xiao Lingchuan's hands, and she melts with fear.

As she thought so, there was a sound of howling ghosts and wolves behind her.

He Baozhu used her breastfeeding strength to run staggeringly for half an hour, catching up with the group of people.

She hated it in her heart, and wanted to go back and sue fiercely, especially Wu Fu, a stupid maid who didn't know how to advance or retreat, and didn't look at her face, had to come and sell her life contract, and then sell it to an old and ugly widower as a wife!

He Baozhu cursed in her heart, but her fear prevailed in her heart. She had to keep up with the pace of the crowd, and she had to maintain her self-esteem on the surface.

This ghost place is full of darkness, what if there are ghosts?

Thinking of this, she wiped her face with tears in her eyes and continued to trot.

When Wu Fu heard the movement behind him, bad water sprang up from his stomach, and he didn't hold the door in his mouth, so he started to make up random things.

On the way here, the three of them had already mentioned it, but now, she was talking about will-o'-the-wisps again.

"Floating, floating, there are still people wearing white clothes walking around the tomb at night."

After Wufu finished speaking, he paused. The cave was filled with cold wind, which seemed to create an atmosphere for her words, "The woman's hair is so long that it is almost mopping the floor, and it is loose..."

Li Haitang immediately understood, and said amusedly, "Then, is there any blood on the clothes?"

"Yes, the corner of the skirt is covered with blood, as if it was a miscarriage, and the part of the stomach is flattened."

Wu Fu tried his best to make his voice indistinct, and intentionally frightened He Baozhu who was following up, "I heard that women who have miscarriages or have two dead bodies are the most resentful."

Speaking of this, Zhang Ruyi remembered that she had bought an evil miscellaneous book in Kyoto, which contained curses and other insidious methods.

"Look for the unjust souls who died in the wilderness, and then take off the cap of the sky, and use the chin to roast it on the fire, roast the corpse oil, put a special talisman on the cap of the sky, and then you can recruit the souls and do things for yourself..."

I don’t know if it’s true or not, but Zhang Ruyi was startled. This book seems to be written by a folk magician. It’s a method from the outer sea. Later, the man hanged himself to death and was thrown into the dry well of the cold palace.

He Baozhu hugged her arm, trembling all over, her grandfather was on duty in the palace, she had heard some gossip.

That was when she was a child, and when she heard it by accident, she was so frightened that she almost lost her mind, and couldn't sleep all day long, always feeling that something was haunting her.

She held back her tears and covered her ears with her hands, pretending she couldn't hear anything.

"I went on to say that the female ghost walked in the cemetery, it should be said that she was floating and had no feet."

After Wu Fu finished speaking, she loosened her hair furtively. After getting ready, she continued, "She turned her head, and by the moonlight, I saw that she didn't have black eyes, only white eyes..."

At the same time, Wu Fu lit a fire to illuminate himself, then turned his head, rolled his eyes at He Baozhu, and then screamed, "Ah!"

"what!"

He Baozhu was deceiving herself, she raised her head, and saw a female ghost with disheveled hair and only white eyes looking at her, she also screamed, rolled her eyes, and passed out.

There was a plop, and He Baozhu's head hit the ground.

"Scared out?"

Wu Fu illuminated it with a fire zip, and with a shake of his hand, the fire zip fell on He Baozhu's hair. Almost instantly, her hair was ignited and a large piece was burned.

"Wufu, you are so naughty."

There was no sense of blame in Li Haitang's words, Wu Fu was her caring servant girl, who would fight wherever she pointed.

When everyone turned back, Wu Fu had already picked up the fire pocket, and pouted, "Miss He fainted just now, I was in a hurry to check, who would have thought that the fire pocket fell on her hair."

He Baozhu was disgraced, and a piece of her hair was burnt, which made her very embarrassed.

"Ma'am, what do you think?"

Wu Fu felt that he was playing a bit too big, and if he cleaned up He Baozhu, he might cause trouble.

My wife said that a lesson must be a lesson, but you can't leave people with a reason to talk about it. That's why she chose to scare. Anyway, there is no witness, it's not painful, and she can completely quibble afterwards.

It's a pity that He Baozhu's hair was burned, so it's hard to explain.

"Is hair more important than life?"

Li Haitang didn't have any special expression on her face. Now that she fainted, she didn't want to carry him back.

Here, He Baozhu had already come to her senses when her hair was burnt, she clenched her hands tightly, her nails sank into the flesh of her palms, and she pinched out bloodstains.

Wufu called that barbarian lady, what's going on? He Baozhu decided to pretend to faint, she thought to herself, those people must not dare to leave by themselves and ignore her.