Fate: I Was Defeated By Two Rituals At The Beginning

After a flash of light, Illya was wearing a pink and white strapless dress.

The long silver hair that was originally hanging down was also tied up and turned into a ponytail with a black bow at the back.

There are not many parts of the body covered with armor, only the wrists and calves are covered with armor.

Black stockings were exposed under the short skirt.

The Noble Phantasm in her hand is Artoria's curry stick.

"Jiang Yihong, suffer death. The job introduction card I obtained is the strongest Saber. How can you fight me?" Illya shouted angrily, waving the curry stick.

puff!

Jiang Yihong's nosebleeds couldn't help but flow out like a geyser.

"Ahhhhh...the source of all evil...Illya's Saber disguise, I could die~" Jiang Yihong covered his bleeding nose and shouted with rosy eyes.

Seeing Jiang Yihong's nosebleed, Ilia jumped immediately.

"Why are you injured before I even take action..."

Ha, I know, you have been frightened by my Saber job agency!" Illya said.

"Ilia." Jiang Yihong pinched his nose and said.

"What are you doing? I won't accept your surrender. You are dead today!" Illya said with her hands on her hips.

"Can you do more poses? I want to see more of them, they are so cute..."

puff!

Jiang Yihong's nosebleeds started to spurt again.

At this time, Ilia understood why Jiang Yihong had nosebleeds573. She suddenly became angry and her face turned as red as an apple.

"Abnormal! Abnormal! Abnormal!"

"I kill you!"

Illya raised the curry stick in her hand and said: "The sword of victory!

boom!

A huge light cannon shot out instantly.

It shot straight into the sky at an angle of 30 degrees, cutting through the entire night sky.

After the smoke filled the air, Illya looked at the big pit in front of her and found that Jiang Yihong was missing.

"Hahahaha, Jiang Yihong was beaten to a pulp by me. Mom, I will avenge you!" she said with a seductive smile.

"I almost died. I just opened fire at the slightest disagreement."

Jiang Yihong was currently crawling on a street lamp nearby, wiping his sweat.

"You, you, you! Why are you still alive? How could you possibly be able to carry King Arthur's Noble Phantasm?" Illya asked hurriedly in fear.

"The curry stick is powerful, but it needs to be charged up. When you just raised the sword to charge up, I ran away." Jiang Yihong said with a smile on the street lamp.

"The Sword of Promised Victory!"

boom!

"Damn it, you don't show martial ethics to carry out a sneak attack, and you just blast all the cannons without saying a word!"

Jiang Yihong was on the street lamp. Illya fired the cannon directly under the street lamp. It was too late for Jiang Yihong to slide down and escape. If he climbed up again, he would fall down if the pillar below was blown away.

Probably because of the effect of (aibg) "Elf's Protection", before Illya's light cannon hit the street lamp, the street lamp suddenly tilted to the left because the previous light cannon destroyed the ground on the left.

Just enough, Jiang Yihong escaped the bombardment of the light cannon and landed safely on the ground.

"Hehehe! I'm not dead." Jiang Yihong stood up, scratched his head, and said with a smile.

Illya became even more angry and shouted angrily: "Sword of Vowed Victory!"

"What the hell, you can't use up all your magic power? How come the light cannon can fire three times in a row?" Jiang Yihong was so frightened that he ran away.

"Are you underestimating the strength of my Einzbern family? So what if there are only three light cannons, I can still fire ten!" Illya scolded.

boom!

Another luminous cannon missed.

Jiang Yihong ran away like crazy.

The little Ilia held the curry stick in both hands and chased Jiang Yihong.

"Don't run away if you have the ability, you bastard! Fight with dignity if you have the ability!" Illya cursed.

"Bah, I thought I wanted to run away? I'm a grown-up, so I won't flatter a child! I won't do such a dishonorable thing!" Jiang Xianhong retorted.

"I'm so angry that you actually underestimate me!"

"The Sword of Promised Victory!"

"Damn it, are you a blind sniper?"

"The Sword of Promised Victory!"

Illya chased her all the way to the container area of ​​the port, and shouted in an open space: "Coward, get out of here..."

She was out of breath at this time, and her beautiful dress had been soaked with sweat.

Jiang Yihong hid behind a container nearby and did not dare to make a sound.

MD.

It's troublesome when you meet a kid like this who refuses to communicate!

He couldn't fight again and again. If he hit Irisviel, he would definitely blame himself. What's more, he wouldn't be willing to fight. Even if the world ends, he can't hit Illya, okay?

What should I do...………

emmmmm......

That's right, isn't the best way to discipline children is to call the parents?

So Jiang Yihong immediately dialed his cell phone and wanted to call Irisviel.

Drop! Drop! Drop!

I called for a long time but no one answered.

Jiang Yihong slapped himself on the head.

"I forgot that Irisviel doesn't know how to use a mobile phone!"

So Jiang Yihong called Ma Xiu again.

Drop! Drop! Drop!

"Hello...Senior..." Mashu's confused voice came from the other end of the phone.

"Ma Xiu, where are you? Hurry up and answer the phone for Irisviel!" Jiang Yihong shouted hurriedly.

"Senior...we were having a lace pajama party in the hotel...I was drunk by them so much...I felt so dizzy..."

"Damn it, who allowed you to drink? I didn't agree? How old are you?" Jiang Yihong was furious.

"Miss Ai Li...Miss Chengzi and the others are teasing me...Ma Xiu is not wrong, senior, please don't scold me..." Ma Xiu cried in a daze.

"Forget it, give Irisviel your phone quickly!"

"Senior, Ma Xiu is so jealous... I also want to sleep with senior... Wuwuwuwu..." Mashu was still crying in a daze.

"..." Jiang Yihong was speechless.

No matter what he shouted, Matthew was talking to himself.

"Holy shit, are you completely drunk?"

Jiang Yihong slapped his face hard.

Then he called Artoria again.

"Hey! Who is it? Don't interfere with the king's feast. I don't want to drink three hundred cups!"

Beep——

The call was hung up.

Jiang Yihong suddenly became angry.

"After tonight, I want you all to look good!!!"

Who else can I inform...

Finally Jiang Yihong called Aang Qi Chengzi.

"Hello, Jiang Yihong? What's the matter?" Aang Qi Chengzi said after picking up the phone.

"Great, you didn't go crazy with alcohol!"

"How could it be possible? You underestimate my drinking capacity. It's really a feast tonight. We beauties are all wearing lace underwear. If Boss Jiang were here, he would be so happy that he would be dizzy!"

"Please, I don't have time to care about whether you are wearing any lace or how much white skin you are showing, please quickly hand over your phone..."

Just before Jiang Yihong finished speaking, Luvia Selinta's voice rang on the phone.

"Teacher Orange, what are you calling? Let's continue, oh hahahaha! Your old phone should have been smashed long ago, I will replace it with a new one for you - bang -

Zi

A burst of radio waves came, which almost made Jiang Yihong deaf.

"Damn it, Luvia Selinta! Damn it, you actually smashed your phone. Damn it, that's all... Wait until tonight, let's see if I don't kill you!"

Jiang Yihong was so angry that he gritted his teeth!

"Haha, Jiang Yihong, you are hiding here!"

Illya's eyes were filled with stars, and she stood beside Jiang Yihong like a ghost.

"Haha, hello, Ilia, long time no see..." Jiang Yihong smiled awkwardly.

"Haha, you still want to call for reinforcements, go to hell!"

"The Sword of Promised Victory——"

boom!

Hundreds of containers piled densely together were instantly blown up into the starry sky by light cannons...

Please give me flowers!