Father can be an enemy to the country
Chapter 135 I’m going to sing wildly and ride the waves
"Stop!"
"Where to run!"
"Cao Mu Ma, I caught you and stewed you together!"
Lao Liu rode the bull and ran ahead, while several red scarf soldiers panted behind them, cursing as they chased.
This time they were really angry and were ready to teach him a lesson and vent their anger.
"Ah, help, help!" Zhu Zhen cried loudly, and Cao Niu rushed into the reeds.
When he reached the place where the bundle was hidden, he grabbed the horns of the cow, got off the cow, picked up the bundle with his toes, and then with a strong effort of both arms, he got back on the cow's back!
Before practicing this set of moves, he would have never thought of doing it.
Now I have lost weight...well, now I have gained a little bit of weight.
Second, she is taller and her legs are longer... well, they are still so short.
But he has been learning boxing and kicking from his brothers and practicing in the Hong family class, which has made him a lot more flexible. Even though he is still a little fat boy, he is still a flexible little fat boy.
Only then can I use my feet to scoop out the water like a swallow and pick up the baggage. He raised his leg again and hung it on the horn...
"Help, help..." Then he cried loudly and drove the cow into the water.
Seeing that he could take a bath so early, the Great Sage Pingtian was so happy that he kicked up his legs and started swimming.
The red scarf soldiers who chased them to the water were dumbfounded. From their point of view, the little fat man was completely chased by them and had no choice in the road, so he drove the cow into the water to escape!
"Come back quickly... We are joking with you!" Lest he was really in danger, the Red Scarf Army put on friendly faces and coaxed the little fat man to say: "Come back, we won't eat your cow. We’ll give you sweets!!”
"That's right...we can't bear it without you." This was what they were thinking. If the little fat man really had his shortcomings and his three King Kong brothers came back, how could they survive?
"I won't listen, I don't believe it, I'm going to find my brother..." But the little fat man ignored him and drove the cow further and further away.
Then, under the horrified gaze of the people on the shore, the man and the cow gradually sank, and finally disappeared completely on the water filled with morning mist.
"Holy shit, you really didn't drown, did you?" After a while, someone recovered from the shock and cried out: "Hurry up and save people! That little fat guy drowned, and we can't even hope to survive!"
At that moment, several red scarf soldiers completely recalled the fear of being dominated by the square-faced giant king kong. They were all scared to death, and those who knew how to swim quickly jumped in to fish for others. But the lake water is very turbid, how can you find the place where one person and one cow are drowned?
"Hurry up and get a boat..." Seeing that it was impossible to get into the water with just three or two people, someone shouted again.
"Fart! Do you think it's too slow to die?" The little leader who finally caught up covered his ribs and cursed: "How strict is the ship management now? What's the difference between going to get a ship and surrendering!"
"We can say that we were passing by and saw him falling into the water." You Da Mingming said, "We want to save people!"
"Then someone must believe it!" The little boss was so angry that he raised his hand to hit someone, but felt pain again. He quickly covered his ribs and said, "Which one of us looks like a good person?"
"..." All the subordinates were convinced that no one really looked like a good person. "What should we do?"
"Someone must have seen us chasing that kid." Someone worried.
"What else can we do? Thirty-six strategies, walking is the best strategy." The little boss said depressedly: "If we don't escape quickly before the three brothers come back, we must die."
"But the ship is so strict, how can we escape?" the men asked.
"Idiot, let's build our own bamboo raft..." the little boss said weakly.
"Awesome, you have to be the eldest brother!" All the subordinates praised him one after another and did as he was told.
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Let’s talk about Zhu Zhen in two parts. Although Zhu Zhen’s plan was very good and his escape went smoothly at first, something went wrong later...
It’s just that the diving wheel was not planned in advance.
According to his original plan, the big buffalo would swim directly into the distance and disappear into the mist.
Zhu Zhen forgot about the water buffalo's habit of diving. The Great Sage likes to dive into the water when he is having fun. Moreover, the lungs as big as a buffalo can inhale so much air that they can easily sneak underwater for a long time.
He couldn't say how long exactly, but it was longer than the time he had to hold his breath...
As a result, Zhu Zhen almost choked to death. Thanks to his quick reaction, he pulled the horns upwards hard, and finally pulled up the bull's head at the last moment.
As soon as Zhu Zhen came out of the water, he coughed hard. Although he kept holding his breath, he still choked on his saliva several times.
After he took a breath and calmed down, he discovered an even more tragic scene - the pair of horns on the Great Sage Pingtian were empty.
"Where is my big baggage?" Zhu Zhen hurriedly gestured and asked, shaking his horns and asking loudly: "Where is the baggage I hung here?"
The big buffalo pretended not to understand and continued to swim forward silently.
"Yao Shou, that's my dry food! We have only one or two hundred miles to go, so you asked me to beg for food and go back to Linhuai!"
The Great Sage Pingtian shook his little tail, as if to say, it is not shameful for a son to inherit his father's legacy.
"My father first begged, then rebelled, and finally became an emperor. There is no shame in others' career advancement! I first became a prince, then rebelled, and lastly begged. I am so embarrassed!"
Zhu Zhen rambled depressedly for a while before regaining his senses.
De Ye, the guiding light for survival in the wilderness, taught him that if there is no food, he must save energy, and meaningless shouting will also waste energy.
He first looked at the rising sun, then adjusted the direction of his amphibious new energy convertible pickup truck, so that the big buffalo would move in the direction facing away from the sun.
Then I sat on the stable leather seat and thought about countermeasures.
It's definitely not possible to go back to the sandbank. Even if you don't get beaten to death by those people, this method can only be used once. If you try the same trick again, you won't even be able to deceive the second brother.
And he was barely a good person, and he couldn't do it while watching hundreds of thousands of people in Linhuai County die in floods.
Not to mention his dear elder brother and that resentful father...
So he will go all the way west and never look back!
Then we have to consider how we arrived in Linhuai, two hundred miles away, without any money or a grain of food.
Another former mentor, Mr. Bei Ye, once said that there are four elements for survival in the wild: water, fire, food and shelter.
Water, this is a lake, what you have to worry about is not drowning.
There is no need for fire, Hongze Lake does not need heating in late July.
Shelters are not used either, for the same reason.
So the most important thing is food. Fortunately for Lao Niu, there are all kinds of grasses that he likes to eat on the small sandbars that can be seen everywhere in the shallow lake. Just don't be greedy and cause diarrhea. Otherwise, how can I drink water while swimming and pulling?
As for myself, eating wild vegetables raw? The season for eating wild vegetables has passed now, and even the Great Sage Pingtian, who has only four stomachs, can eat them.
Even if it's better to eat something than nothing, it's not worth it if there's no fifth brother to follow and he might be poisoned.
It seems that before landing, I can only rely on my own fat to hold on. Although the scientific saying is that you can't starve to death for seven days without eating, he estimated that he would faint from hunger in three days at most.
Therefore, while starving for nine meals in three days, he would try to get ashore within three days, find someone's home, and then follow in his father's footsteps - start begging...
Well, after going around and around, I finally had to beg for food all the way back to Linhuai.
This is the next plan of His Royal Highness King Chu.
"Hey, is this the fate of a king?" Zhu Zhenjue sighed and drove his cattle to the nearest sandbank to the west...
ps.Chapter 2.
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