Father can be an enemy to the country
Chapter 219 Give the old thief a slap in the face
Then came the gift from the fourth child. Zhu Di presented a small wooden box made by himself, carved, lacquered and polished.
Zhu Yuanzhang opened the box and saw that it was a letter of appointment issued by the Governor's Palace.
Wearing spectacles, I picked it up and read it. I saw that Hong Ji was promoted because he performed extremely well in the three tests of bow and crossbow in this year's autumn exercise.
He is the flag officer of Yulin Wei.
"Okay, okay, this kid, the Fourth, is really up to date." Zhu Yuanzhang handed it to Queen Ma for a look, and Queen Ma was also full of praise.
The fourth child had only been in the camp for ten days and was promoted from an ordinary soldier to an officer. How could the old father be unhappy?
Well, absolutely no one cares. Isn’t it because his cousin is the top leader in the Governor’s Mansion...
Then there was Lao Wu. The birthday gift given to his old father by His Highness King Wu was a bottle of Shiquan Dabu Pills concocted by himself.
"This is Shiquan Dabu Pills made by Erchen, under the guidance of several imperial doctors, based on the Shiquan Dabu Decoction in "Taiping Huimin Hejiju Prescription", which is more effective and more convenient to take. My father works day and night, very hard. If you take one pill every day, you will be energetic and full of energy." Lao Wu lowered his head and reported in a low voice.
"Hahaha. Okay, he is also filial." Zhu Yuanzhang said to himself that this child is really sensible and knows that his old father is old. It seems that it is right for my son to study medicine. On the face, he still said nonchalantly:
"But as a father, I am very energetic and my whole body is full of energy, so I don't need to eat this."
Queen Ma glanced at him and turned back.
Boss Zhu felt guilty for a while, and said to Eunuch Wu: "Old Wu, please keep it for now, the child is so considerate."
"Yes." Eunuch Wu responded and took the bottle of Shiquan Dabu Pills.
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Then came Lao Liu, who gave Lao Zhu a slap.
To be precise, it is a palm made of sandalwood, with a cluster of short black and white hairs on the palm, and a long handle.
"What the hell is this?" Zhu Yuanzhang asked in confusion: "Why, you think the soles of your father's shoes are not satisfactory, so you are going to bring your own torture instruments?"
‘Be a human being. ’ Queen Ma rolled her eyes at him.
"This is the tickle I made. It's called 'Give You a Slap'. Use it if you like." Zhu Zhen curled his lips and looked away. "Throw it away if you don't care about it."
"It's such a waste to throw it away." Zhu Yuanzhang touched the hair on his head. It felt hard and not irritating. Based on his many years of scratching experience, this thing must be very suitable for scratching.
Then he couldn't wait to insert the "give you a slap" into the back of his collar, and tried it up and down in public.
"Oh~~~~" Boss Zhu couldn't help but make a strange sound. This feeling was not comparable to that of Yu Ruyi or Zhumu scratching. The tactile sensation of scratching is comparable to that of human fingernails, and the anti-itch effect is even better than that of human hands.
"What kind of hair is this?" Zhu Yuanzhang asked curiously.
"I won't tell you." How dare Zhu Zhen speak nonsense. If others follow suit, the only giant panda in Nanjing will be bald in the blink of an eye.
"This kid is telling the truth." Zhu Yuanzhang thought he was still having trouble with him.
I wonder why this old man is so stubborn. You obviously have filial piety towards us, why can't you express it properly?
Give me a fucking slap in the face, you are really following your mother...
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There is no need to go into details about the gifts from the sons later. After all, it was their mother and concubine who picked it.
Now it's the minister's turn...
What made Zhu Yuanzhang a little embarrassed was that the South Korean prince, who was the leader of the officials, did not even send a birthday gift or congratulations.
Of course, no one came.
Although both monarch and ministers chose to ignore this matter. But the more this happens, the heavier the shadow it casts on my heart.
Then Duke Wei did not come to congratulate the emperor on his birthday. Although he has prepared birthday gifts, he himself is in Nanjing...
He saw his father looking at him inquiringly. The prince leaned close to his ear and reported in a low voice:
"Last night, something went wrong in Duke Wei's mansion."
"Is there a fire? Are you okay?" Zhu Yuanzhang asked in a low voice.
"Duke Wei himself is fine, but the embroidery building where his eldest daughter lived was burned down, and she was burned to death." The prince whispered.
"His eldest daughter?" Zhu Yuanzhang looked sharply.
"Yes." The prince nodded slightly.
"..." Zhu Yuanzhang's eyes became extremely complicated. There were doubts, surprises, and a hint of anger, but he suppressed them all.
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"What, Miss Deng is gone?" After the dynasty was over, King Qin also learned the bad news and was so shocked that he couldn't even stutter.
After staying for a long time, he suddenly grinned and wanted to cry.
Before she could cry out, the third and fourth elders tightly covered her mouth and dragged her into the deserted palace.
Zhu Zhen followed in and closed the door with all his strength.
"You, what are you doing?" The second brother stared at the two younger brothers with wide eyes. If it hadn't been for them, he would have gone crazy just now.
"What day is it today that you are mourning?" The third child was so angry that he was speechless.
"That's right, it's Father's birthday. If you dare to cry in public, I'm afraid it won't be as simple as your butt!" The fourth child also said anxiously.
"You, you are full. A full man doesn't know that a hungry man is hungry." The second son sobbed aggrievedly: "Oh, oh, why is it so difficult for me to find a wife?"
"Fuck, I'm still a virgin." Lao Si said depressedly.
"Then you, you have hope, Miss Xu is doing well." The second child cried so much that his nose ran down. "I, as for me, I'm out of luck again."
The third child looked at the sixth child who followed him silently, and indicated that he was almost ready to start.
"Second brother, I know you are feeling bitter." Zhu Zhen walked over to Zhu Ming and sat down.
"Yeah." Zhu Xi nodded vigorously, hugged his beloved Liu, and was about to cry again.
"Stop!" The third and fourth children hurriedly shouted stop. First, they told him not to cry. The second is to tell him not to exert any force. Be careful to strangle Lao Liu to death...
Lao Liu didn't die that easily, he just barely fainted.
"Second brother, please don't get excited, just listen to what I have to say." Zhu Zhen took the opportunity to break away from his second brother's bear hug, and kept a safe distance from him and said: "Today, all the officials are in the palace to congratulate my father the emperor on his birthday. No matter how uncomfortable you feel, you can't cry out."
"Well..." The second child felt even more aggrieved and had to cover his mouth hard to prevent himself from crying.
"But we can't just let the second brother endure it." The third child said.
"Yeah, what can we do?" Although the fourth child didn't know what the two of them were going to do, the sense of cooperation developed in his hometown was still there.
"Guan Yunchang, the second master whom my second brother admires the most, scrapes his bones to cure the poison. How can he not complain about the pain?" Lao Liu continued.
"He invited people to drink and ate barbecue to brag!" the third child continued.
"Uh..." Zhu Zhen was stunned, thinking to himself, weren't they playing chess with Ma Liang?
But he didn't dare to question the third brother's knowledge. He only doubted himself. Could it be that what I was watching was "Fake Three Kingdoms"?
On second thought, it's true. Isn't "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" just a fake Three Kingdoms...
The real Guan Yu did scrape bones to treat poison, but by that time the grass on Hua Tuo's grave was already growing. It was the military doctor in the camp who scraped his bones to cure the poison.
Moreover, Guan Gong didn't pretend to be like playing chess with Ma Liang. He called everyone to drink heavily to fight the pain.
ps: But it is true that Mr. Guan is awesome.
"Three Kingdoms" said that he "... Yu then stretched out his arms and ordered the doctor to chop him." At that time, Yu Shi asked the generals to eat and drink in front of each other. The blood from their arms flowed away and filled the dishes. ’
One more chapter, that's for sure.
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