The discouraged family is taken care of.

Kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill, kill them all.

Ah Zu hummed a nursery rhyme, sat down, and looked through the application materials and resumes.

He glanced over.

Basically, all the beautiful female superheroes were hired.

Some of them were missing, such as Shockwave, who was an agent of SHIELD, so they could be transferred directly.

Another example is Spider-Gwen, who is not in this universe. There will be a chance to catch her back in the future, transform her traffic, and use her for Dad.

"In the future, whoever can make Dad happy will be given more roles and salary."

Ah Zu ordered.

"Of course."

Ai Shi Li was recording and nodding on the side.

Although they are also violent inside, killing people at zero frames at any time, vicious and domineering.

But compared with the motherland, the hometown people are obviously more reassuring.

Not only because there is Guan Fuyun above.

But also because Ah Zu himself doesn't care about fame, popularity, and power at all, he just wants Guan Fuyun to have fun.

"Boss Zu."

The Pear reported, "I just received a very special resume. Do you want to present it to Mr. Guan for review?"

"Don't bother Dad."

A Zu said, "Let me see it first."

So the Pear presented Ant-Man's resume.

"Hiss!"

A Zu took a breath of cold air, thinking that another heaven-defying thing had happened.

With his current strength, as well as his father's teachings and the spoilers of the Time Stone, he can be considered half omniscient and omnipotent.

Unless he is a brain-dead person like Xiqi.

Otherwise, there are few people on this planet who can make him frown.

But Ant-Man is definitely one of them.

In his communication with his father, A Zu understood that this world is "absurd" and "unreal".

For example, Tony Shit Big.

He is just a mortal.

But.

Every time A Zu dropped him from a height of 10,000 meters, he could always summon the armor to merge.

Even if it would fall to the ground in the next second.

Even according to inertia and gravitational potential energy... he should have died long ago.

However, as long as he puts on Iron Man's steel armor, Tony the Shit-Man can always act cool and playfully without any injury.

There is also Steve Rogers who "fights wits and courage with gods above and fights with ordinary soldiers below".

There are many bugs in the reality of this world.

But if you are serious, Iron Man and Captain Mi can barely justify themselves.

The only thing that Zu can't accept is Pym particles.

Pym has said it clearly.

The principle of Pym particles is to change the density and thus the size of the object, without changing the mass.

In the picture of the Time Stone.

When Ant-Man first became small, he fell from the sewer to the floor and cracked the floor, which is consistent with the setting.

But if this is the case...

Why does Ant-Man ride on ants?

After Ant-Man becomes a giant, shouldn't his density be the same as cotton or even a balloon? Why is he so powerful?

The building becomes the size of a suitcase, and it can be loaded into a van without being overloaded?

The ability of Pym particles is to "arbitrarily change the mass of things".

If this is true.

If you can just turn a piece of bread or a grain of rice into the size of a planet, wouldn't the supplies be inexhaustible?

Then why does Thanos need to study the family planning office? He can just broadcast the message of having many children and good fortune throughout the universe.

"Pym particles make physics no longer exist..."

"This kind of unconventional and common sense technological creation."

"Either hold it in your own hands or destroy it."

"I want them all."

A Zu closed his resume and said, "Submit the information of Ant-Man's family of three generations and nine clans, and I will go and kill them myself."

Kill Ant-Man, seize the information, and reserve Pym particles.

The plan worked.

Sure enough, if you follow the process my father said, you will never encounter any troubles.

...

"I won't do this! No! I won't! Do! Ah!"

At the same time, in the DC world.

Homelander John was madly broken, wrapped in a small blanket and crying, snowflakes fluttering, the north wind whistling.

After he came here.

He has been failing.

Whether he challenged Superman, attacked him by surprise, or poisoned him, used kryptonite... in the end, he was beaten.

Sometimes, Superman was obviously greened by kryptonite, bleeding, and was about to die.

But he shouted "relatives, friends, bonds, justice" and so on, and he was fine again.

Then he beat John into a pig head.

However.

In the town where Superman lives, there are really a lot of kryptonites, all in various colors.

Including orange kryptonite that can turn you into Superman with the power of a Kryptonian by taking a breath.

This thing is better than Compound No. 5.

John collected a lot of it, thinking of giving it to the official father in the future in exchange for some favor.

Of course.

The premise of all this is to kill another self.

JohnWith this as the goal, he kept working hard.

He went to Midtown, thinking of absorbing some dark matter and mutating more, but he was beaten by the Flash.

Although they are both speedsters, the Flash and the locomotive are not in the same weight class at all.

Even if John took kryptonite and temporarily improved and defeated the Flash.

The must-raised ones will also travel through time and space and reverse the future.

Looking at the masses who suffered disasters, inexplicably changed their gender, lost their jobs, or lost their children because of the change of time and space.

John really wanted to ask, if it wasn’t buddy, what did you save?

What’s more terrible is.

The Flash who could beat him could also be knocked out by a club, chased by a motorcycle, and suffered all kinds of setbacks.

Moreover, Midtown seems to be a specialty of speedsters.

This "fastest man in the world" always meets people who are faster than him, and is always chased and beaten.

All this made John doubt his life.

He cried and went online, posting some hellish jokes, such as "Excuse me, 6 in, 2 out, what is it?"

Another example is "Expired Parents Exchange Voucher."

Another example is "The first pot of gold for a pearl necklace."

These are the jokes that Guan Dad told to another self, which once existed in John's mind in the form of dreams.

Let him also taste the taste of happiness.

Although it was just a mirage, it gave him a meter of sunshine after all.

He posted these jokes and went online just for fun.

As a result...

Batman, who came to challenge him, pressed him to the ground and beat him madly.

In other words, these superheroes are sick, self-righteous, and like to play house without killing.

Otherwise, he would have died eight hundred times.

After experiencing failure again and again, he cried and recalled the teachings of Guan Dad in those dreams.

John felt that he had realized it.

He dragged his tired body to the very peaceful Gotham City, where the crime rate was not as high as that of New York.

Then he fell face first to the ground, muttering: "Barbatos, the master of the dark multiverse, the embodiment of despair, the representative of distortion and impermanence!"

"Please answer my prayer!"

"You were summoned by the Wayne family, signed a contract, fulfilled your promise, and then were fooled and sealed by humans."

"Don't you want revenge?"

Buzz!

After that, in the dark corner of Gotham.

It seemed that evil and dark light balls overflowed, outlining many darkest runes.

"Get lost."

The cesspool of the DC universe, the gathering place of all dark sides and negative emotions, responded to John.

Responded with disdain.

Barbatos already had his favorite eternal god.

"No, look at me! I can do anything!"

John broke down again, pursed his lips, and cried.

"Get lost--"

So Barbatos' response was a little more ferocious.

The darkest magic rune twisted into the shape of a western dragon. It smashed down with one claw, and John vomited blood and flew backwards.

He fell to the ground like a wild dog on the side of the road, dying.

At the same time.

Full of horror!

Because at this moment, he felt it, felt the loss of power!

Compound No. 5, orange kryptonite...

Everything was disappearing!

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