Feature Shows Extravaganza

   "I'm still a kid!"

  On the way home, Du Bishu wailed: "Why is there no holiday on June 1st? Are junior high school students not children? This is discrimination. I'm going to report the principal."

   "Wake up, you are already old."

  Panda had Alps in his mouth, and said vaguely: "Your sister is a child, as for you... you are over age!"

   "Don't mention her!"

  Du Bishu became annoyed and said: "My first fame is destroyed in her hands. Before she apologized to me, I refused to admit that she was my sister."

  I'm out of belly!

  Panda contemptuously said: "Isn’t it just peeing on your bed? You still apologize for something serious? Your sister can't even speak, how can I apologize?"

   "You only child knows a fart!"

  "Who said I was the only child? Don't you know that my mother is pregnant?"

   "Uh! Is there anything like this?"

  Du Bi scratched his head and asked, "Is it your younger brother?"

   "I don't know..."

  Panda narrowed his mouth and said: "Mom is about to give birth. Dad will go to the hospital to take care of her. How do I know if it is a younger brother or younger sister?"

  Stop talking, I understand!

  Du Bishu gave a soothing look, and he took Panda’s shoulder and asked: "So no one in your house?"

"no one!"

  Lao Pan is busy taking care of his wife in the hospital. Now that the takeaway is so developed, he won’t die if he orders "pig food" for his son. How can I worry about it?

  Du Bishu chuckled and said: "Then I will go to your house to play, and then go back after watching Ultraman. There are so many people at home and the computer is not allowed to play, my mother even grabbed the remote control with me."

  "Okay, then you come here!"

  Lao Du, who was changing the diaper of his baby daughter, received the application and agreed without saying a word. Anyway, Du Bishu staying at home is a "noise production machine", it is easy to noisy his daughter to sleep, so he has to get out.

  Pan Qiliang also has no comments.

  At night, his son was lonely alone. Du Heizhu was willing to come to accompany his son and brought his own "dry food". This is a good thing!

  Du Bishu's application reason is: "The homework is difficult, I want Dada to give some guidance."

  Such a clumsy lie, it is strange that Lao Du and Lao Pan would believe it. Lao Du agreed that he wanted to drive the evil out of the house. Lao Pan agreed that he wanted to find a "tool player with him late at night" for his son.

  Poor Du Bishu, unaware.

  Panda’s home computer can’t be played either, any graphics card memory cpu is hidden by old Pan. Apart from the "pillow fight", the two entertainment methods were only to watch TV.

  Do homework? No hurry, no hurry!

  Homework, borrow it from school tomorrow to copy it. At the time when "parents are not at home", of course you have to watch some exciting videos!

  For example, Ultraman?

  The two ran out of wealth, bought a bag of comparable potato chips and spicy sticks, sat on the sofa, and switched their TV to Jiangchuan TV.

  It happened to be the opening song.

   "This Ultraman headless dart!"

  Du Bishu chewed on the potato chips and said, "I still like Seven. He is the smartest Ultraman and knows how to use weapons against monsters."

   "Does Ultraman use weapons?"

  Suppose Ultraman danced "Fang Tian painted a halberd" and shouted "Who can give me a death"? Just thinking about Panda will get goose bumps. The style of painting is really too contradictory.

  I didn’t wait for him to speak, but in the opening clip, he instantly switched to the clip of Jack throwing the javelin.

  Huh? javelin?

  This is not bad!

  Although the throwing posture is a bit embarrassing, the fit of the javelin is better than the "Fang Tian painted halberd". But where does Ultraman usually hide such a long weapon?

  In the crotch? Or in the ears?

  Like Sun Dasheng’s golden cudgel, its size changes at will, can it be stuffed into some unexpected "holes"?

  The opening song is over!

  On a red background, a line of white italic subtitles were printed, and the mandarin level was comparable to that of a news announcer's narrator, and said with passion: "Jack Altman episode one, awakened monsters!"

  Appearing monsters: oil monster tribute, ferocious monster Asteron, sludge monster Zazhan!

   "Is the first episode so exciting?"

  Panda saw the appearance of the monster table, everyone was shocked. From the first generation to the game, except occasionally, they are basically "one episode, one monster".

  How did Jack make an exception?

  This is only the first episode, with three monsters appearing. I don’t know, I thought it was the finale!

  Wrong! The finale is not so much!

  It's so exciting!

  In a certain class group, students are sharing answers to today's "examination paper", and female students are chatting about school gossip.

  Suddenly, all the members of the squad leader.

   "The head teacher is offline, it's exciting! [Picture jpg]"

  The picture is a screenshot of the "Appearing Monster"!

  The boys collectively howled wolves and ghosts, and the replies of various “nosebleeds” and “stimulations” instantly reached 99+, which made the invisible head teacher couldn't help sighing.

  Obviously, this is very exciting!

  There are so many monsters in a single episode, which is really rare. Although many monsters do not mean good-looking, but it is cool enough to watch!

  Jack is so fragrant!

  At the beginning of the game, "monsters hammer each other", and the appearance of the new monsters is also very scary. Especially the sludge monster Zhazan, covered in algae is particularly terrifying. As for the oil monster Tegon, although the holster is close-up, the sucker on his body is very scary.

   But in the long view it is a ball!

  The two monsters are fighting fiercely. Although Ultraman has not yet appeared on the stage, Panda and Du Bishu still forget to chew the potato chips.

  The atmosphere is too tense!

  In the face of the monster invasion, the citizens of Jiangchuan could only flee in all directions, without the strength to fight back. The hateful Tegon spouted flames and burned down the pd building...

  In a panic, the rolling door of the "Oda Repair Shop" was pulled up, and Tian Qiuyu ran in the direction of the monster in order to save the poor animals.

   "Autumn Yu, come back soon!"

  The actor is here. The handsome Xiang Xiushu has the looks of Uncle Meng 10 and Brother Star Cluster 2. As soon as it appeared on the screen ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ became the focus of the audience.

  In order to save Qiu Yu, he was brutally attacked by a monster, and was pushed into the emergency room amidst the rapid sound of footsteps in the hospital corridor. Not long after, the doctor walked out and shook his head at the three brothers and sisters of Tian.

   "Does he die if he is so handsome?"

  Panda is not stupid. After watching TV for so many years, he has long understood a truth. In TV series, the actor's face value determines the life of the character.

  He is handsome and it is not difficult to live to the end!

  Facts have proved that this law is indeed valid. In the empty emergency room, a wild Ultraman suddenly appeared.

   "Xiang Xiushu, your courage is admirable. You shouldn't die young, let's fight together, fight to protect the earth..."

  Xiang Xiushu is obviously dead, but he can still communicate with Jack. What is even more speechless is that the posture of Jack possessing is actually a "ghost press"!

  This is how Ultraman Possession is!

  The puzzles left over from the first version of the game have been solved at this moment. It turned out that Ultraman possessed a human being on earth, as long as he turned on the "slow motion smear" and pressed the corpse.

  A shy posture!

  Xiang Xiushu lay flat on the bed, and Ultraman slumped down. When the figures were about to overlap...they kissed!

  Uncle Meng engages in pornography?