Feature Shows Extravaganza
Chapter 70: Hurricane Boy King
August 1st!
Hurricane strikes... Oh no, "Hurricane Boys" strikes!
On the day of the premiere of , Meng Lang squatted in the office and took a serious look at the new work launched by a friend.
First is the opening song!
"Hurricane Boy GOGOGO~!"
"We are fearless heroes~!"
"The windmill turns~My dream~!"
Meng Lang: "..."
Don't say it, it's brainwashing!
may not sound good, but in terms of brainwashing, it is no worse than other theme songs.
passed!
The title editing is a bit of a movie trailer style. First, the starring little boy stands on a high balcony, saluting into the distance, and then jumps down...
Just before landing, he drew out a folding windmill. After folding it three times and five times by two, the windmill shined like a soul, and instantly rolled up a hurricane, blowing the boy into the sky.
"Folding windmill?"
turns out to be this idea!
Meng Lang couldn't help clapping his hands and praised the innovative thinking of this toy manufacturer.
The windmill is an old and time-honored toy. It can be used to play new tricks on the basis of the old.
But the idea is still too conservative...
If you change Meng Lang to do it, the windmill can be folded into your pocket, and at the same time it must have an assembly function. Different blades have different values. The larger the value, the stronger the assembled windmill!
Even the same leaf can be classified into bronze, silver, gold, platinum, and diamond grades.
Different grades of blades cannot be mixed and assembled. For example, diamond blades and platinum blades have different card slots. Want to use three platinum blades and a diamond blade to assemble a windmill?
Sorry, I can’t organize it!
Only four blades of the same level can be assembled!
The support rod can also be graded...
Meng Lang sighed while watching, the producer was still too timid. Since they are all selling toys, and if you take a bigger step, you won’t lose a lot of meat. What is the point of having a folding windmill?
Not to mention, this show is called War of Blood, but it actually blows people away...
Correct!
The so-called Hurricane Junior King battle is two silly kids, one person and one windmill, relying on the power of the "soul of the windmill" to see who blows which one first!
"My windmill soul is a sky fox!"
"Eighth-level strong wind!"
"It's impossible...I won't lose..."
Blowed off) I will definitely be back!"
What's going on!
This battle mode is too rough, right?
Although the battles in the special dramas may not be realized in reality, at any rate, give them space for fantasy.
The children bought a windmill without the blessing of the soul of the windmill. How do you let him play?
"What a bunch of stupid pigs!"
Meng Lang hated the iron and cursed: "Can't we add a numerical system to the windmill? Just play awkwardly, and win or lose depends on your mouth?"
There is no numerical system, the combat system of this folding windmill is considered to be abolished.
The spirits of different windmills can also be judged based on the performance in the TV series. But what if the two windmills are the same?
Your windmill soul is a sky fox?
What a coincidence! me too!
How can you win or lose?
The combat system is open, except for the folding, it is relatively new and unexpected, and there is no selling point at all.
bash the street!
Meng Lang hasn't finished watching the first episode, so I want to go to the bathroom next door to vomit for a while.
What are all this filming!
The reason for the "fighting" of the two elementary school students turned out to be because of the competition for "spouse"? Are women only worthy of the strong?
That's fine, although I'm not sure whether elementary school students can accept this kind of setting, but at any rate, I have reached the threshold of Teshe 2nd.
The setting of the Soul of the Windmill made Meng Lang couldn’t help it...
The soul of the six windmills!
Sky Fox, Silver Wolf, Light Bear, Fire Lion, Earth Dragon, Stone Phoenix!
These names sound so cool that they have no friends, but they are reluctant to make concrete special effects. They are all embossed...
It doesn't cost much to make a concrete special effect! Why are you so stingy?
After made the avatar, wouldn’t he be able to sell cards and dolls to earn some extra money?
This toy dealer is really not good!
This thinking is too rigid, and it is not a high-grade opponent at all. Meng Lang felt that competing on the same stage with them was an insult to him.
Let’s watch "Candy Girl" performance.
Unsurprisingly, "Hurricane Boys" is a little hot!
After all, Jiangnan Film and Television is one of the domestic giants. Although the show is not very important, it has invested a lot of publicity resources.
Plus Shonan Children’s Channel is also good.
premiered the first episode, with an average rating of 2.11%! The second episode fell slightly, but still barely stood above 2.0%.
It’s not bad from the perspective of ratings, but this is only the first day.
After began broadcasting the next day, the ratings fell sharply, and the third episode fell below the 1% mark at the beginning of the broadcast. The decline was as high as 56%, which became an industry joke.
The director was puzzled, and said on Weibo: "What's the matter? It's pretty good on the first day, why did you drop so much the next day?"
There are not many people who follow this director, most of them are peers in the industry.
Everyone expressed sympathy for his experience, and only Meng Lang stupidly told the truth.
Meng Zi is not short of money: "It's a bad film! The first episode is so lively, the second episode is still so bad, then who wants to watch the third episode?"
"you shut up!"
"Is this Meng sick? What does it have to do with you?"
The director also saw Meng Lang’s reply ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ so angry, he cracked and typed angrily: "You don't even know how to turn on the camera, what are you talking about here!"
"Don't let people say that the film is bad?"
"Do you understand? If you don't understand, just talk nonsense here!"
"Who do you look down on? I'm also a director, okay, can't you understand?"
The director laughed back and sneered: "A businessman who sells toys, do you deserve to be a director?"
"I don't deserve it, you deserve it?"
[The user has blocked you from]
held a big grass!
If you can't say it, just block it? Little people walk!
Meng Lang angrily registered a trumpet, named "The Hurricane Eater of Shit King", and went to fight under the director's Weibo again.
That's not even counted. He called Ma Teng and asked hundreds of employees in the marketing department to register a trumpet to fight with him.
gave him a thumbs-up in minutes.
The battle on Weibo has nothing to do with reality.
The reality is that as the ratings of the third episode are cut down, "Hurricane Boys" has been booked in advance for the title of rushing to the street.
The ratings of are bad, and the derivatives are so terrible that they can’t bear to look directly at them. After receiving the goods, many dealers came to the door to request the return the next day.
"Hurricane Boy King", died suddenly!
Please take the next one, please prepare for "Candy Girl" live-action drama!
August 10!
Just after the first seven corpses of "Hurricane Boy King", the "Candy Girl" live-action TV series is here!
Like Hurricane Boy King, regardless of the follow-up, the publicity must be sufficient!
The director of the play and the director of Hurricane Young King are friends in the circle. They were upset by Meng Lang's mockery on Weibo. Faced with an interview with reporters, he bluntly stated: “It’s not a problem to flip "Ballala Little Demon Fairy"!"
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