Fellow Daoist, Your Script Is So Beautiful
Chapter 1 Brother, You Are Back
Chapter 1 Brother, you are back
At the foot of the mountain gate of Qianling Holy Land, there are two stone turtles.
On the tortoise's head, hang a pair of couplets respectively.
On the head of the left tortoise: "It's considered a marriage, a Taoist couple, a pure love fighter."
On the right turtle's head: "Judging Chance Treasure Pharaoh Tauren."
In the middle of the two stone turtles, a flagpole fluttered and fluttered. Beside the flag was a small stall with a barrel of bamboo sticks on it. In front of the stall sat a handsome man in white.
The mountain wind blew past, blowing his lock of hair on the temples, so it looked holy!
Immediately, the man straightened his clothes and beat the fan:
Henglian: "No one knows divination better than me!"
The fan flipped again: "Not necessarily."
"Open."
Following the soft cry of the handsome man, there was a faint vibration at the foot of Qianling Holy Land!
Soon, there was a hundred-meter long queue in front of the man's divination booth!
"Mr. Su! My sow didn't give birth yesterday! What should I do!"
"No rush, sing a few songs to your sows tonight to relax, and prepare for the postpartum care of the sows in seven days."
"Mr. Su! I am the richest man in Linjiang Town. The people in the town will save face and call me Master Lu. There are eighteen concubines in my family and more than thirty children. I would like to ask which son will inherit the family business. The family is thriving."
A handsome man named Su Li closed his paper fan: "May I ask if none of Master Lu's 30-odd sons and daughters is like you?"
Master Lu thought about it carefully, and hammered his palm: "Mr. is really good at calculating, and there is really no one in my family of more than thirty children."
Suddenly, Master Lu's face turned pale.
"Brother Su, I'm an outer sect disciple of Qianling Holy Land. I chatted with the Goddess's consciousness recently, but she said she was going to take a bath after a while. May I ask Brother Su, do I still have fun with her?"
"Tonight, the goddess of Taoist friends will go to the grove behind the mountain of Green Tea Peak in my sacred place after taking a bath. Brother, you should go and see when the time comes, and remember to be strong."
"Sir, I have a headache, can you massage me for me?"
"Girl, drink more water."
"Fellow Daoist Su, why am I already so gentle, yet no girl comes over to me? Am I out of luck?"
Su Li made a calculation: "My fellow daoist, don't worry, you will meet him in three years' time, dear, I suggest you practice fencing well first, fellow daoist."
"Mr. Su, when can I get rich?"
"Sorry, I can't answer your question, but Pindao calculates that a neighbor surnamed Wang will move next door to you in three years' time, pay attention to go home early."
"Fellow Daoist, may I pass the inner disciple test in two years?"
"It doesn't count, but Pindao knows that your horse is going to be gone, brother, so pay attention to tie it up."
From early morning to noon, both monks and ordinary people at the foot of Qianling Holy Land look to Su Li for divination.
Some asked about marriage, some asked about wealth, and some asked about spiritual practice. For their questions, Su Li tried her best to answer them.
After all, "not necessarily accurate".
It wasn't until the sun was shining that Su Li looked at the time before closing the stall and going back to the mountain.
On the way back to Yushang Peak with the flying magic weapon, Su Li closed his eyes, and his attribute panel appeared in his mind.
【Name: Su Li. 】
【Sex: Male. 】
[Realm: Middle Stage of Incinerator Realm (Fate Point: 250/1000) (When the Fate Point reaches 1000 points, you can make a breakthrough)]
[Cultivation method: Yushang Xianfa (first floor) (fate point: 380/5000) (when the fate point reaches 5000 points, you can make a breakthrough)]
[Today's detailed list of destiny points acquisition: 1. Instruct Factory Manager Wang to raise pigs and get 0.1 points. 2. Tell the truth about Mr. Lu's infertility but full of children and grandchildren, and get 1 point. 3】
[PS: As of 12:15 noon, 25 destiny points were obtained today. 】
"Is it only 25 o'clock? It seems that fortune-telling is no longer suitable for me." Su Li sighed softly.
With Su Li's thought, those 25 fate points joined the realm.
[Realm: Middle Stage of Incinerator Realm (Fate Point: 275/1000)]
Looking at the touching panel in her body that she couldn't bear to look directly at, Su Li slowly opened her eyes, raised her head at a forty-five degree angle and looked up at the sky, even though the sunlight was a bit dazzling
Basking in the wind and basking in the sun, although there is no net to suppress the clouds, Su Li still began to feel emotional about life.
Some people died at the age of eight and were not buried until they were eighty.
Su Li was lucky, she lived an extra ten years, so she was 18 years old.
Then he crossed over.
In fact, Su Li doesn't know how he crossed over.
Su Li was an orphan in her previous life.
But even though she was an orphan, Su Li still relied on her own efforts to take the high school entrance examination and then the college entrance examination, but it was the day when Su Li checked her score in the high school entrance examination.
When the high score of 650 appeared in front of Su Li! When he exceeded the undergraduate line by 200 points.
he was so happy
just. quite bald
When Su Li opened his eyes, he found that he had become a seven-year-old child, still an orphan, and even worse, an orphan in the war
During the war, Su Li met a short-haired partner who was thinner than him, covered in mud, and covered with black charcoal.
Although I don't know if he has a handle, Su Li regards him as a brother anyway.
After all, he was super brave when he grabbed the buns
But Su Li regards him as a brother, he seems to regard Su Li as a girl.
Because at that time Su Li had long hair and delicate features, a bit like Hideyoshi.
But that doesn't matter either.
Su Li and that brother depended on each other for life, but in a war, Su Li and that brother were washed away.
Half a year later, in a snowy winter, in the season of the white album.
Su Li, who was hungry and cold and alone, met a drunken woman carrying a flagon.
Before Su Li refused, Su Li didn't have the strength to refuse, so he was taken back to Yushang Peak in Qianling Holy Land, where he accepted Su Li as his disciple.
After taking the woman to sober up, I realized that Su Li is a handlebar.
But Yushang Peak only accepts female disciples. The reason why Su Li was accepted can only be blamed for Su Li not only having long hair reaching her waist when she was a child, but also being too delicate. She accidentally looked away when she was drunk.
This is very embarrassing, but the apprentice accepts it all.
Ever since, Su Li became the first male disciple in the history of Yushang Peak
As for that buddy, Su Li also asked the master, and the master also helped Su Li deduce it, and then said "don't worry, it's better than you" and it was gone.
He is safe and sound, so Su Li is relieved.
And when Su Li was nine years old, Su Li's master brought back a little girl carved in powder and jade.
But in the second year after bringing back the little girl, Su Li's master ran away, leaving Su Li to live with the little junior sister.
As for why he ran away, Su Li didn't know either.
Eight years have passed, and even though everyone said that his master was the number one beauty in the world of cultivating immortals, Su Li's impression of his master has gradually become blurred.
But if you insist on giving a description.
Su Li relies on her nine-year compulsory education, plus three-year college entrance examination, five-year simulation and 200 points above the undergraduate level to describe it in one word:
"Tolerance is a virtue!"
In fact, just run away. After all, Qianling Holy Land is the largest holy land in Qianlingzhou, so it is no problem to raise two little kids.
And Su Li also planned to live a life of eating and waiting to die. It is really not good to be a civil servant in the Holy Land.
After Master left, it was really amazing that Su Li went straight to the Incinerator Realm within two years. Even the elders of the Holy Land thought it was good, but after the Incinerator Realm, it was difficult for Su Li to go any further.
But here comes the problem!
The minimum requirements for civil servants in Qianling Holy Land are all in the Dongfu realm!
but!
There is always a way out! three days ago! Su Li was dreaming of marrying eighteen wives, when the system woke up!
Su Li didn't even think about it at the time, and directly bound the system.
What is the system?
It's light! It's fire! It is the existence that is going to the pinnacle of life to marry Bai Fumei!
but soon
Su Li regrets it
When the system was successfully bound and said: "The host has agreed to be single for a thousand years to bind this system", Su Li was completely dumbfounded.
But Su Li can't be untied anymore.
"If you are single, you can be single. As long as you become a great monk, compared with the life expectancy of tens of thousands of years, what is it that you have only five girls to accompany you for a thousand years? After a thousand years, you will be a hero again!"
Su Li convinced himself so.
But after three days, Su Li soon found out that something was wrong with the system
Before the system awakened, although Su Li's practice speed was slow, he also made progress.
but.
After the system is awakened.
Su Li found that no matter how much she practiced, it was useless.
Until the system reminds one sentence:
[The improvement of the host realm can only be obtained through fate points. 】
If so forget it! This is not the most flamboyant.
The most embarrassing and most depressing thing is
"Brother, you are back, lunch is already cooked."
When Su Li had just landed on Yushang Peak, a waist-length black-haired girl in a light red dress walked slowly towards Su Li.
A head of beautiful pale black hair fluttered slightly in the night wind, and only a few strands of hair were slightly tied up with a simple jasper hairpin, and the rest was lightly draped on the snow-white shaved shoulders.
Under the gauze sleeves as thin as cicada's wings, slender hands are folded in front of her body, smooth and beautiful like a catkin, the ice-snow skin is as soft as boneless.
The girl has beautiful eyes like red agate, and her tone seems to be so gentle forever.
But
Su Li looked at the golden script above the girl's head, which was the girl's life.
When I opened the script, it was all blank.
But when I turned to the end, I saw it read:
"Thousands of years later, Qianyun killed her senior brother Su Li, hugged her senior brother's head, and ascended to enlightenment."
(end of this chapter)
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