The more you read, the more you will be disappointed.
[This book is just to relax people, it is just Niu Niu's unrealistic imagination, please put your mind here before reading]
[The main characters in this book are all over 18 years old]
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Dihua Kingdom.
In the court.
"The Imperial Censor, you didn't even let go of three taels of silver, it's so disappointing!!"
A young man's voice with a little childishness surrounded the not-so-large court and entered the ears of the officials. Disappointment, dissatisfaction, depression, contained in this beautiful voice.
This is the voice of the emperor of Dihua Kingdom! !
In the court, at the wooden dragon throne, Situ Kong, who was wearing a yellow silk robe, clenched his hands. The blood vessels could be seen hidden in his white and transparent flesh. His fists seemed to be filled with countless anger, and he wanted to wave them at the face of the Imperial Censor below the stage.
He puffed up his flawless face, bit a corner of his pink and crystal lips, and his delicate eyes widened, looking fierce, as if this could maintain his dignity as an emperor and the order of a court.
Throughout the ages, when the emperor was angry, someone had to bleed.
However, after hearing such a voice and seeing such a look, the officials below did not look trembling, but instead pursed their lips to hold back their smiles, and some even cast admiring glances at the Imperial Censor standing in the front row.
"I'm sorry, Your Majesty, it's my greed that's at work,"
The Imperial Censor was a middle-aged woman. Although she was no longer young, she still looked well-maintained. When she heard Situ Kong's angry voice, she knelt down in the court without any hesitation, and said fluently, "If it weren't for my greed, these three taels of silver could have been delivered to the people. It's all my fault. Please punish me severely, Your Majesty, for my greed!"
As she spoke, the Imperial Censor prostrated herself with her hands on her back and her butt raised high, like a dog waiting for punishment from its master.
"Tell me, how many times have you done this?!"
Situ Kong was furious when he heard what the Imperial Censor said. He suddenly jumped up and slammed the table frantically. "Every time I asked you to return the extra tax deductions to the people, you always covet money. Although you don't covet much, small covetousness will become big covetousness after a lot of it! This is not allowed to happen in my Dihua country!"
Situ Kong was heartbroken, and the servant next to him also skillfully handed over a ruler. The marks on it were a little blurred, and it seemed that it had been used a lot.
Situ Kong hated corruption, especially in Dihua country under his management. The country was originally poor and had little money.
The people were living in dire straits, how could they engage in corruption?
Especially this two-dynasty veteran, it was really too much, and he was told about corruption! !
Isn't this a slap in the face?
It's impossible not to punish!
After receiving the ruler, Situ Kong maintained his self-proclaimed dignified expression, glaring with slanted eyebrows, and walked towards the Imperial Censor with a look of disappointment.
"Imperial Censor, you and I have been together for a long time. It's not that I am heartless, but your behavior... well, it's not bad, but it's too much! I must give you ten rulers as a warning!"
"Ah? Only ten rulers?"
"Hmm? Not enough?!"
Situ Kong frowned.
"Your Majesty, last time I embezzled one tael of silver, you gave me ten rulers. This time it's three taels of silver, you should give me thirty rulers."
The Imperial Censor raised his head and argued.
"Ohhhhh~"
"I was wondering why the Imperial Censor wanted to take two more taels of silver this time. It turns out that he had calculated it."
"Thirty slaps... It doesn't hurt, it's just right. I'm so envious!"
The officials next to him were shocked when they heard this, and they looked at the Imperial Censor with even more respect.
"Okay, in order to teach you a lesson, I'll give you thirty slaps!"
Situ Kong thought about it and felt that this made sense. "I'm going to hit you, get ready."
"Okay~"
The Imperial Censor pretended to have a regretful and complicated expression, nodded, and put his cheek to the ground, staring at the ankles of the beautiful emperor with a hint of happiness in his eyes.
In the Lingnan region, poisonous gas filled the mountains and snakes and insects were everywhere, but even so, in the Dihua Kingdom in Lingnan, many people did not like to wear boots, but wore straw sandals, or even barefoot.
There was no way, it was too hot here!!
Situ Kong wanted to go shirtless and play with the people who were swimming in the river to cool off.
But this is a world where women are superior. Men cannot go shirtless because it is a sign that a man has no sense of shame. Moreover, Situ Kong is the only male emperor in this world where women are superior, and he needs to abide by the concept of shame.
Therefore, wearing special straw sandals and exposing his feet is his greatest stubbornness!
After exposing his feet, these ordinary feet in his eyes can attract the attention of countless women. For example, the officials in the court are either looking at his face or his feet, especially the Imperial Censor, whose mouth is almost on his feet!
"Is the Imperial Censor laughing? Did I hit him too lightly or do you have no intention of repenting?"
After being hit by the ruler ten times, Situ Kong's anger dissipated, and he looked down at the Imperial Censor with a strange expression.
"Eh? No, Your Majesty, I was not looking at your feet... No, I was also deeply regretful, I was absent-minded because I was thinking about how to do better..."
"Asshole, I will beat you with eighty rulers!"
"Your Majesty, I... woo woo woo."
Situ Kong gave the Imperial Censor a lesson with a dark face.
"Hahaha, look at the smile on the Imperial Censor's face, how happy she is."
"Your Majesty, you have to beat her hard, if you beat her less, it will be a reward for her."
Except for the wailing of the Imperial Censor with his eyes rolled up, the court was full of a cheerful atmosphere.
"Hmph, I wonder if you dare to do it again in the future."
After the lesson, Situ Kong returned to the dragon throne with a huff, and the marks of the ruler in his hand became even darker.
Sitting back on the dragon throne, Situ Kong had a stern face and resumed his solemn appearance, but the ruddy cheeks caused by the fatigue just now made his solemn appearance somewhat friendly and attractive.
"Ahem, my dear ministers, what else is going on today?"
"Your Majesty, I have something to report."
"General, please speak."
Seeing a tall woman standing on the left side of the front row stand up, the cheerful atmosphere of the crowd slowly stopped and became a little quiet.
For domestic affairs, Situ Kong asked the Imperial Censor to take care of them. She did a good job in everything, and the people lived and worked in peace and contentment.
But the general was in charge of border and foreign affairs. For the weakest country on the continent, these things were not something that could be laughed at in the court.
"Your Majesty, according to the frontier guards' fast horses, our suzerain state, Zhao, has been conquered by Wu, and the King of Zhao has been abducted to Chang'an by Wu Linyue."
Boom!
As soon as the general's words came out, the officials were no longer relaxed and happy, and their expressions were shocked.
The atmosphere in the court was somewhat frozen.
Zhao State was located above the Lingnan region and was the suzerain of Dihua State. Every year, Dihua State would supply Zhao State with a large amount of fish and fruits.
This country was extremely powerful and was one of the powerful vassal states at the end of the Zhou Dynasty's feudal system. It had as many as 800,000 soldiers. However, it was unexpected that such a powerful country was still destroyed.
"Yes... is that so, it's so powerful, one country destroyed nine countries and unified the land of China."
Situ Kong came back to his senses, laughed dryly twice, breaking the frozen atmosphere, "Everyone, don't look so ugly, our Dihua country is poor and remote, full of hills and mountains, poisonous gas snakes and insects are everywhere, Wu country will not be interested in our Dihua country."
"Your Majesty is right, twenty years ago, the first lord hoped to make Dihua country an autonomous state of Zhao country, but Zhao Wangji was unwilling to set foot in Dihua country, I think Wu Wangji is also unwilling to set foot here, everyone can rest assured."
The Imperial Censor got up from the ground and agreed, which made the officials present breathe a sigh of relief.
The location of Dihua country is too awkward. It is located in the Lingnan region, with many mountains, poisonous gas miasma, snakes, insects, rats and ants everywhere. In the past, it was used to exile those who committed heinous crimes and those who did not need to be beheaded.
It can be described as an open prison, specially collecting "outstanding talents" in history.
Who wants this place?
"Okay, okay, let's not talk about this, tell me if there is anything else."
"Your Majesty, the harvest festival will be held in a few days, and Zhao's tribute..."
"Zhao is gone, so naturally there is no need to pay. Take out a part and return it to the people. Then we will have fun together with the people."
"..."
After dealing with the affairs of the court, Situ Kong can finally return to his room, take off his clothes, pick up the sunflower fan and fan himself, and also order the servants to prepare fruits for him to enjoy.
.
The sun was so hot that it seemed to crack the earth. The shadows under the houses were much cooler.
For others, Dihua Country was a poor and remote place with poisonous gas, snakes and insects. All of these were disadvantages. No one wanted to live in such a place.
But for Situ Kong, Dihua Country had only two disadvantages. One was that it was located in the lower reaches of a large river. During the flood season and the rainy season, it was easy to cause waterlogging. The other disadvantage was that it was hot. Apart from that, Dihua Country had no disadvantages.
"The happiest thing every day is to eat these fruits."
Situ Kong lay on the wooden board with a comfortable expression, pulled open his attractive chest, revealing his slender and white arms, and ate the sweet and sour fruits in big mouthfuls.
The servants had been dismissed, and he could act recklessly without caring about his face as an emperor.
The emperor's sense of shame, the emperor's style... Please, these rules are boring, okay?
Situ Kong didn't want to be an emperor. He wanted to be a "prince". He was lazy every day, didn't have to work, and could enjoy life. How beautiful it was.
Unfortunately, none of these officials liked to be an emperor. They forced him to inherit his mother's position to be the emperor. If he didn't want to be an emperor, they would use morality to restrain him. "Oh, you are irresponsible to Dihua Country. As the only blood of Situ Ling, becoming an emperor is what the people want..." blah blah...
Situ Kong was the emperor for one year after another. Although he was used to it, he still hoped that someone would rebel.
As long as someone rebelled, he would just put down his burden and stop working.
"If Wu Di Ji really came to Dihua Country..."
Thinking of this, Situ Kong frowned slightly, a little scared and a little helpless.
Wu Di Ji was a crazy woman, everyone knew it.
Surrendering to her would not bring peace to the country, but would make the people worried.
Situ Kong remembered that among the vassal states, there was such a country that surrendered to Wu Di Ji after being defeated in the war, but Wu Di Ji killed 200,000 people because she was worried that the other party had the power to rebel! !
Although Dihua State was very poor, it still had 300,000 people, including more than 100,000 young people. If it surrendered, Wu Di Ji would probably not let it go.
She would not tolerate any country with the power to rebel.
"It's better not to come. She probably doesn't like the poor and remote places here..."
Situ Kong shook his head. He didn't want this crazy woman to come to Dihua State.
"Haha, the fruits and vegetables here are exotic, sour and sweet, and the fish are abundant and delicious. Why do you think she won't come?"
Just when Situ Kong was relaxing and comfortable, a playful and cold laugh came to his ears...
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