Fengshen Wendaoxing
Chapter 16 A Firewood Picker
"Girl, in all fairness, there is no flaw in what you said just now."
Seeing that her contemplation made the banshee a little impatient, and when there was a fierce light in her eyes, Lu Chuan hurriedly apologized with a smile.
"No flaws?"
The banshee laughed coquettishly when she heard this, so Lu Chuan also laughed with her.
Suddenly, the banshee's face turned cold, and she raised her foot to step on Lu Chuan's chest, and said fiercely: "You kid is still playing tricks on me. If there is no flaw, why didn't you take the bait just now?"
"This woman's face is indeed like the sky in June, it can change as soon as it is said!"
Lu Chuan sighed in his heart, and at the same time he was a little anxious, because he knew that whether he said it or not, the final outcome would not change.
Say early death early superbirth.
If he waited until Shen Gongbao arrived, there might be a glimmer of life, but Shen Gongbao's delay in coming made his hope gradually turn into despair.
"Girl, girl... don't get angry, what Xiaosheng said is the truth." Lu Chuan was delaying time while thinking of an escape plan.
I saw him helplessly saying: "Heavenly conscience, after Xiaosheng heard the girl's natural voice just now, his soul almost flew out. How could he not want to come, but someone restrained him, so Xiaosheng really didn't dare to come."
The banshee was startled, then asked suspiciously, "Who?"
If she caught someone normally, she wouldn't talk about these messy things, just grab them and fill her stomach.
But today, this kid actually saw through her ingenious trick that Bailing has never failed. How could she not be surprised?
Therefore, she didn't kill immediately, but wanted to find out the flaws in her routine.
Seeing that he had successfully attracted her attention, Lu Chuan secretly held his breath and blushed, then made a look of embarrassment, and said, "My wife."
"who?"
The banshee was taken aback for a moment, then she glared and shouted.
Lu Chuan's voice just now was as soft as a mosquito flapping its wings, she really didn't hear it clearly.
"My daughter-in-law."
Lu Chuan's voice amplified a little, and he looked embarrassed, and said in a low voice: "She...she won't let me look...at other women..."
"you……"
The banshee shook her head in disappointment: "It turned out to be a coward who fears guilt, no..."
Suddenly she yelled and said with a sneer: "Didn't you just say that you were born prematurely, so you have been weak since childhood and have insufficient Yuan Yang? Why are you still married?"
Lu Chuan: "..."
He didn't expect that the banshee would still remember this incident, she hurriedly sighed, and said casually: "My father and her father are family friends, so they engaged in child marriage since childhood."
"I see."
The banshee nodded dubiously, his words were reasonable, but there was nothing wrong with them.
"Girl, you don't know, that girl's temper is unreasonable and capricious."
Lu Chuan complained: "His father is a general, so she practiced kung fu with her father since she was a child, and beat me every day until my nose was black and my face was swollen."
"oh!"
The banshee gave a faint 'oh', glanced up and down at Lu Chuan, and said with a smile, "Are you so afraid of her?"
Seeing the banshee's gaze, Lu Chuan's scalp suddenly went numb.
This gaze was all too familiar to him, it was clearly the gaze he would have when examining his own food and choosing which part to eat first.
He knew that since the banshee had asked about her flaws, she must be ready to eat next.
But he is not a dead person, how can he sit here and wait for death?
Therefore, his self-rescue plan started from the answer to the banshee just now, and the latter words seemed to be nonsense, but in fact, he was also the one who dug a hole for her to pave the way for the next move.
"Whether it will be successful or not depends on the next step."
Lu Chuan's eyes flashed, and he said with a smirk, "Afraid of her? Hehe, let me tell you the truth, I just let her go, who told me to love her."
"oh?"
The banshee said 'oh' again, but the meaning in the words was quite different from the 'oh' just now.
"like?"
The banshee looked at Lu Chuan in surprise, and saw Lu Chuan's face was full of happiness, she couldn't believe it: "She beat you and you still love her so much, you must be sick!"
"Beating is kissing, scolding is love, have you heard it?"
Lu Chuan said: "Tell you, don't talk about me, I dare say that there is no man in the world who doesn't like her when he sees her. My wife is as beautiful as a fairy, with the face of sinking fish and wild goose, and the face of closing a moon and shameful flowers..."
He used almost all the words to describe beautiful women that he could think of at this moment on this imaginary daughter-in-law.
When he said this, he was secretly looking at the expression of the banshee.
"Is there really such a beautiful person in the world? I don't believe it."
The banshee was startled after hearing this, and murmured, and suddenly saw Lu Chuan looking at her, so she showed a charming smile, and said softly: "Young master, how does the beauty of your daughter-in-law compare to other people's beauty?"
"It's done!"
Lu Chuan was overjoyed when he heard the words, and he knew he had a way out when he heard this.
He pretended to look up and down the banshee seriously, nodded, then shook his head, three times in a row.
The banshee stomped her feet and said impatiently, "Say, what do you mean by nodding and shaking your head again, little thief?"
Lu Chuan said seriously, "Does the girl want to hear the truth or lies?"
"Nonsense!" the banshee said angrily, "Believe it or not, I'll kill you with a sword."
Lu Chuan nodded quickly, flinching and said, "Although the girl's beauty is rare in the world, she is still... a little less than my daughter-in-law."
"Three points?"
The banshee was furious when she heard this, and stretched out a hand like lightning to grab Lu Chuan's neck, and lifted it up like a chicken.
"Boy, what did you just say?"
The banshee sneered, "Believe it or not..."
But before she finished speaking, a gust of wind passed over Lu Chuan's head, and the target was the banshee.
The banshee's face changed drastically, she left Lu Chuan aside, and the gust of wind swirled around Lu Chuan's side, preventing the banshee from getting even half a step closer to Lu Chuan.
"Who doesn't open his eyes, dare to spoil my old lady's good deeds?"
The banshee stared at the wind and said angrily, and saw a pair of fierce yellow eyes suddenly lit up in the wind, but she didn't make a sound.
"Boy, who are you?"
Seeing the strong wind protecting Lu Chuan, the banshee shouted.
Lu Chuan was also at a loss when he saw this gust of wind, because he didn't recognize this gust of wind.
"Didn't you tell me the girl's words? I'm the only one who came out to collect firewood."
The banshee said angrily, "You..."
"Roar!"
But before she finished speaking, Lu Chuan heard a majestic howling of a tiger, and then, the gust of wind roared towards the banshee.
Seeing this, the banshee turned into a phantom of a dragon again, rushed into the air and flew towards the distance, followed by the strong wind, chasing it in mid-air.
In just a moment, the dragon shadow and the gust of wind disappeared from his sight.
All of a sudden the place was calm again.
"What was that gust of wind just now?"
Lu Chuan stared blankly in that direction, the change was really too fast.
Originally, the situation was still going according to his plan, and the banshee choked him was also under his control, because he successfully aroused the banshee's curiosity and desire to compete for beauty.
Next he would reveal to the banshee that her daughter-in-law was also nearby.
After hearing this, the banshee will definitely not be able to bear to look at it.
Nothing else, this is the same as those men who couldn't help looking for her after hearing her voice.
When the banshee heard that there was a woman who was much prettier than her in his mouth, how could she bear it and not want to go and see?
But after she followed, she would find that it was not another beautiful woman waiting for her there, but an old Taoist priest under Yuxu's sect.
It's just that he didn't expect it to be a thousand calculations. He didn't expect a strange wind to blow up halfway, disrupting his overall plan at once.
"Maybe another monster nearby came to grab food from her... Wait, another monster..."
Lu Chuan thought to himself, suddenly he realized that the two goblins are not here now, so when will Lu Chuan not slip away now?
Lu Chuan got up quickly and ran towards the ruined temple in his memory, not even taking the firewood that Shen Gongbao had ordered him to pick up.
But not long after he had run, when he turned a corner, his eyes suddenly lit up, and then his whole body seemed to hit a wall.
boom!
Lu Chuan was so dizzy from the collision, he took a few steps back, and finally rolled back and fell to the ground with a bang.
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