Fengshen Wendaoxing

"Oops, I'm burnt to death!"

The fat Taoist screamed, full of breath and black smoke, and finally opened his mouth like a fountain, spraying out a jet of water to extinguish all the flames on his body.

But at this time, in the flames, he turned into a teenager in his teens, his body was burnt black, and he looked extremely embarrassed.

"Unscathed?"

Lu Chuan blinked in disbelief. Except for the flames making him a little embarrassed, his palm didn't cause any damage.

"The leader of Qishi Mansion, right? You wait for me."

The young man gritted his teeth and glanced at Lu Chuan, and with a "chi" it turned into a jet of water, breaking through the roof of his hall and sinking directly into the sky.

"You are not very young, and your tone is not small."

While Lu Chuan laughed angrily, he quickly plucked his right hand to his left wrist and threw it, a hole in the golden roof followed.

when!

Not long after, a golden light fell from the hole in the roof and fell to the ground with a "dang".

Lu Chuan walked over and looked at the hole in the roof, and then looked down at the golden light, with a strange look in his eyes.

"Ouch!"

Jin Guangzhong groaned endlessly.

After the golden light dissipated, I saw a palm-sized tortoise lying on its back with a gold ring around its neck, rolling its eyes dizzily.

It is strange because Lu Chuan saw a strange texture on the turtle shell behind it.

Lu Chuan curiously grabbed its little tail and gently lifted it upside down.

"ah!"

When the tortoise opened its eyes and saw him, it let out a strange cry, then stuck out its tongue and rolled its eyes, its four claws and head fell down weakly, as if it was dead.

"Play dead?"

Lu Chuan was speechless, but he ignored it. What he was interested in was the texture behind it.

He only saw a corner just now, and felt a little mysterious, so he wanted to see what happened.

In fact, this little tortoise is really extraordinary, and it was only then that it escaped from his grasp and remained unscathed after eating his palm.

It's just that the morality is lower.

Lu Chuan gently twisted its tail, turned it over and looked at the shell behind the little turtle.

"Gossip?"

The next moment Lu Chuan's pupils shrank.

I saw a picture of gossip behind the little turtle.

Moreover, this picture is different from the general gossip picture. Lu Chuan felt mysterious and unpredictable at a glance, as if it contained a mysterious power.

"What kind of gossip map is this? What's the origin of this little turtle?"

Lu Chuan was surprised, looking at the four claws in his hand and the little turtle with its head drooping weakly, sticking out its tongue and rolling its eyes to pretend to be dead, he couldn't understand it.

"Hey, are you dead?"

Lu Chuan said deliberately, turning his attention from the gossip map to the little turtle, and shaking its tail.

During this period, the little tortoise didn't respond at all, and with the strength of his shaking, his head and limbs were dangling, it really seemed to be dead.

The Qiankun snare was wrapped around its neck, and it collided with the tortoise shell during the shaking process, sparks burst out, and it made a sound of metal and iron clanging.

Lu Chuan's eyes flashed, and he heard that the tortoise's shell is so unreasonably hard, could it be because of this gossip diagram?

He has seen many secrets in Donghai's library.

He remembered two stories related to turtles.

One is that Cang Jie, a minister during the Yellow Emperor’s period, created characters. It is said that the first few characters were carried on the back of a turtle, and that turtle also gained merit for carrying the characters of the human race.

Later, he learned the Tao and worshiped under Tianzun's sect. It is said that he is the Holy Mother of Guiling who is now cut off.

As for the other legend, it dates back to the farther Fuxi era.

Legend has it that Fuxi, the ancestor of the human race, was inspired by the river map on the back of the dragon horse and the Luo book on the back of the big turtle, and created the innate gossip.

"Could it be..."

Lu Chuan looked at the little turtle, and it was hard not to associate it with gossip.

"Is it really dead?"

Lu Chuan muttered, and carried the little turtle to the outside of the courtyard.

"Chongming!"

Lu Chuan shouted to the sky: "Dinner is ready."

Hearing this, Xiao Gui opened a small mung bean eye vigilantly, glanced at it cleverly, and continued to close it after not feeling any danger.

"My lord, what are you doing with a tortoise? Where's the priest?"

Wei Shang passed by the door, seeing Lu Chuan standing at the door with a little turtle, he couldn't help saying strangely.

"The Taoist priest left after eating, and gave me a souvenir before leaving."

Lu Chuan said with a smile: "I know everything in this house, but I don't know how to raise turtles, so I'm going to feed the birds..."

"Crazy!"

Just as he was speaking, there was a clear bird song in the sky, and a colorful divine bird spread its wings and flew towards this side.

"I @#%...you bloody little bastard, you really want to feed me to the birds!"

Hearing the birdsong, the dead little tortoise shuddered and instantly 'resurrected'. Looking at the bird of prey that fell from the sky, it struggled violently in fright and cursed loudly.

But a tortoise is being carried upside down, even if it struggles, what can be done, it can only make it look more ridiculous.

"Yeah, a talking turtle?"

Wei Shang looked surprised, and looked at the little turtle with his eyes wide open.

"Look at your uncle."

At this moment, Xiaogui was startled and angry, very irritable. Seeing Wei Shang approaching, he directly swung out his finger-sized forelimb angrily like a fist.

"careful!"

Lu Chuan's expression changed slightly, and he quickly reminded him, but it was too late.

How much strength can a small turtle the size of a palm have?

Wei Shang thought so too.

As a result, he was hit in the face by the little turtle with his forelimbs the thickness of ordinary people's fingers, and he flew upside down with a strange cry.

A turtle that can punch?

Lu Chuan had a strange expression on his face.

"Help!"

But after seeing the Chongming bird coming, Xiaogui was scared, and desperately wanted to be a turtle with a shrunken head.

But all the limbs entered the turtle shell smoothly, only the Qiankun ring was still around its neck, and the stuck head couldn't be retracted.

It desperately wanted to shrink in, the Qiankun circle collided with the turtle shell behind it and made a "ding" and "ding" sound, which made it sweat profusely.

"Don't you like playing dead?"

Lu Chuan said with a smile: "Now the government has fulfilled your wish, so tell me, how do you want to thank the government?"

"I thank you big-headed ghost, you little bastard is really bad, let me go."

Little Turtle struggled and shouted loudly: "Otherwise something will happen to me, and you will be in bad luck for the rest of your life."

The Chongming Bird landed in the courtyard, looking towards this side in amazement.

What happened again?

"Oh, why?" Lu Chuan smiled.

"Is there something wrong with your eyes? You can't tell that I'm different from ordinary turtles. I'm a natural born turtle. You know, the kind that can predict good fortune and avoid evil."

Xiaogui said proudly: "If you dare to kill me, you will be punished by God. From now on, you will be plagued by bad luck every day, and you will never encounter a good thing in your life.

Falling into puddles when going out, drinking water stuck between teeth, marrying a wife is the ugliest thing in the world, and having children is not lazy... Oh! "

Just as he was speaking, Lu Chuan threw it heavily to the ground with a dark face.

"This little bastard's mouth is too short, and his paws are too black."

Lu Chuan said to Wei Shang in the courtyard with a dark face: "Let's expose it to the sun for three days, and see if it dares to be so violent."

At this moment, Wei Shang's face was half swollen, Lao Gao grinned his teeth when he stood up slowly, and there was a small turtle paw print, which looked a little funny.

"yes!"

Wei Shang said fiercely, his eyes were not friendly, this little bastard's claws are indeed too black.

But I also blame him for underestimating the enemy, but before that, who would have thought that such a small thing with a big slap is so strong that it looks like a little monster.

"Don't, don't, two big brothers, don't do anything, can't we talk about what we have to say, why do we have to solve the problem?"

Xiao Gui was anxious, looked at the two of them cautiously, and said with a smile: "You guys say, right?"