Fengshen Wendaoxing

"Stinky boy, what are you talking about!"

Princess Iron Fan laughed and cursed angrily, raised her hand and twisted it towards Hong Boy's ear.

The red boy seemed to have expected this move, and nimbly dodged behind a round table, and said with a grin, "Mother, the bull's greed for you is written in the bull's eyes, don't always treat me like a child who doesn't understand, I understand all these things."

Princess Iron Fan scolded: "Bah, you shameless bastard, you know nothing!"

"Okay, okay, I don't understand?"

Red Boy compromised and said: "But I have to tell you first, mother, if you are empty and lonely, I have no objection to finding a man. Who told you that you met men in the past, but only this cow can't do it. He and I are brothers.

Bah, I thought he was a brother, this bastard actually thought I was my father, I was so mad, I didn't take a pee to see if my appearance was worthy of my mother. "

"Holy Infant, this is too much!"

Princess Iron Fan feigned anger and said: "At any rate, he is also a majestic sage of the demon world. He once created the third holy place of the demon clan, and later he made a big disturbance in the heavenly palace. A hundred thousand heavenly soldiers can't stop him. His heroic spirit is invincible..."

"Pull it down, mother, no matter how powerful his Huaguo Mountain is, hasn't he been suppressed by Emperor Zhenwu?"

Hong Haier sat down and pouted.

Princess Iron Fan asked in surprise, "What's the matter with you, Holy Infant? Didn't you like listening to the stories of the Seven Great Saints?"

"That was before I met Emperor Zhenwu."

The red boy said reverently: "This time in Wuzhuang Temple, after I heard about Dijun's deeds from the deputy mountain chief, the deputy mountain chief corrected my misaligned views. Dijun is the real hero, and I think he is worthy of you..."

"Shut up, the more you talk, the more outrageous it becomes."

Princess Iron Fan reprimanded: "Mother can tell you seriously and responsibly today, Mother will never fall in love with any man again, never before, and never again in the future."

Hong Boy curled his lips: "What about the Great Sage Duobao?"

"Um?"

Princess Iron Fan was stunned when she heard the words: "You...you really stole that painting."

"Mother, don't have such a surprised expression, I already knew that person."

Honghaier said in a deep voice: "Every living thing in the world has its parents, even the Monkey King who jumped out of the rock respects the sky as his father and the earth as his mother. How can I only have a mother and no father?"

Although the red boy at this moment has the face of a child, his tone and other aspects are indescribably mature.

Princess Iron Fan fell silent.

"Mother, I have lived for more than three hundred years. Mother, do you know what it means to be over three hundred years old?"

Hong Haier sighed: "A person lives for a hundred years, and I have lived longer than the three of them combined. Mother, if I were normal, I would have grown up by now, not what I am now. So, mother, it is time to know some things I should know, right?"

Red Boy looked at Princess Iron Fan seriously.

Princess Iron Fan let out a long sigh, and finally nodded silently this time.

Hong Haier said: "That person is called Dabao Dasheng, right?"

Princess Iron Fan nodded.

He shook his head again.

Seeing his mother nodding his head, Hong Haier was about to continue asking, but was suddenly confused by Princess Iron Fan's shaking of his head.

"mother?"

The red boy looked confused: "How many fathers do I have?"

"You son of a bitch, what are you talking about!"

Princess Iron Fan scolded angrily: "Who is your mother?"

"That's good, that's good!"

Hong Haier touched his chest: "Mother, you are nodding and shaking your head, which scares me a lot, but what do you mean?"

If there are several fathers, then he is really stupid.

Princess Iron Fan sighed, "Your birth was a complete accident. In fact, I'm still not sure whether your father is him or not."

Red Boy: "???"

Dazed for a moment, Hong Haier hurriedly said: "No, mother, you have to tell me clearly about this. What do you mean...my birth was a complete accident? You gave birth to me, but you don't know who my father is?"

Princess Iron Fan nodded: "I really don't know."

Hong Haier thought for a while: "Mother, did you meet at the banquet of the Long Live Fox King?"

Princess Iron Fan was surprised: "You even know this?"

"Then I heard that he was a hero who saved Mei, so you left together after that?" Hong Haier continued to ask.

Princess Iron Fan recalled: "It seems... so."

Hong Haier hurriedly said: "Then what happens later, after you leave, you won't be stunned by the method of the Duobao Dasheng, and then make raw rice and cook it?"

"Get out, if you keep talking like this, I'll kill you bastard."

Princess Iron Fan raised her hand and said, "You are becoming more and more unruly. How did the emperor teach you? Duobao is not the kind of person you said."

"Dijun didn't teach me. It was Dijun and his master who taught me. The deputy mountain chief said that if I behaved well, he would accept me as an apprentice."

Hong Haier smiled and said: "At that time, I will be Dijun's younger brother. When I have Dijun as a big backer, no one will dare to mess with our mother from now on."

Princess Iron Fan recalled: "He...he is a very mysterious, righteous, and powerful master. I don't even know if he is a god, a fairy, a demon, or a demon."

Red Boy: "Handsome?"

Princess Iron Fan: "Jun is not very handsome, his appearance is very ordinary, the kind that you will forget at a glance, but there is an indescribable temperament that you will never forget."

"Yo yo yo, what about your temperament, what happened next?"

"Your old lady, I was a ghost fairy at the beginning, but it is not easy for a ghost fairy to become a real fairy. The process of a ghost fairy cultivating into a real fairy is from yin to yang. It needs the help of a pure pure yang fairy power. The stronger the better, so I asked him to help me."

"Then what!"

"Then it's gone. He helped me cultivate into a real immortal, and Duobao left."

"What, gone?"

The red boy had a look of disbelief: "That's the only way?"

Princess Iron Fan asked back: "What else?"

The red boy asked without giving up: "Don't you guys cook with raw rice together?"

"No!"

Princess Iron Fan mercilessly extinguished Red Boy's hope.

The red boy said dumbfounded: "You didn't cook, so where did I come from? Mother, don't lie to me."

"You should know everything by now. Is it necessary to lie to you?"

Princess Iron Fan said with a long sigh, and said: "Besides, where did you come from, I have been thinking about it for hundreds of years, and I still haven't figured it out."

Red Boy's expression became more exciting.

Even he himself didn't know whether the expression on his face was smiling or crying.

He has tracked down for hundreds of years!

Only now did Princess Iron Fan tell him that she and Duobao had never cooked.

"Who did you cook with, mother?"

Red Boy asked in a broken voice.

Princess Iron Fan also collapsed, grabbing her hair with both hands: "I guarantee that I have never cooked with anyone. I have refined the pure yang essence of Duobao back then, there is no way there is any leftover..."

Hong Haier sat down and looked at the sky at a forty-degree angle, and sighed with a melancholy and complicated expression.

How could he continue to investigate?

Mother, you really know how to play, let your son not know what to say now.

After a long time, there was a knock on the door. After Tong'er opened the door, the Bull Demon King walked in, and the atmosphere was a bit strange.

I saw Red Boy and Princess Iron Fan sitting on both sides, neither of them spoke, as if they had quarreled.

Red Boy asked, "Is the fire out?"

The Bull Demon King nodded: "Yes, eighth...eighth brother, I returned the plantain fan to you."

Honghaier hummed, and with a wink let his mother's Tong'er take it.

The Bull Demon King said restrainedly: "Then what, my master over there is in a hurry, so I won't bother you any more, and I will leave."

"I'll give it to my brother!"

Red Boy got up, Bull Demon King nodded and glanced at Princess Iron Fan and hurried away.

Alas, how did such a beautiful woman give birth to a big light bulb of the Little Demon King!

Outside the Banana Cave.

Hong Haier suddenly seemed to remember something and asked, "Brother, do you know the Great Sage Duobao?"

"Didn't you ask me, I don't know!"

The Bull Demon King asked in surprise, keeping his eyes open: "Do you also know that elder brother has been suppressed for thousands of years? Why, is he someone from you?"

"Our father!"

Red Boy looked at the Bull Demon King and said quietly.

Stop your thoughts first!

Tell you to be an old cow and hit my mother again!

We are brothers, but you still miss my old lady, me, I will burn you and me to death by breathing fire.

"Our father..."

The corner of Bull Demon King's mouth twitched, and the rain poured down in his heart.

He has the heart to tear the kid's mouth.

It made him more inexplicable and didn't tell his parents, and didn't even give him a chance to be a stepfather.

Brat, I don't think your mother gave birth to a baby yet!

Red Boy watched the Bull Demon King leave, suddenly gave a treacherous smile, turned around and saw Princess Iron Fan still looking serious with a headache, thinking about it again.

Hong Haier sighed: "Mother, don't even think about it, I've thought about this matter, maybe I can only find the answer when I find that treasured sage back then."

Princess Iron Fan was puzzled and said, "Why do you insist on looking for him?"

"Of course I found an answer. Doesn't mother know the answer?"

The red boy said and instructed the maid: "Go, wash the plantain fan in the sink, mother, you can change the spell."

Princess Iron Fan was startled: "Why?"

"Don't you wash the baby you put in your mouth? Who knows if the dead old cow did something disgusting? Just thinking about it gives me goosebumps."

Hong Boy said: "Okay, I'll go first, mother, don't worry I'm taking good care of the deputy mountain chief now, he will ask Dijun to help me find Dabao Dasheng, Dijun considers himself the second in connections in the three realms and no one dares to recognize the first."

"Go be careful!"

Princess Iron Fan instructed.

...

Wan Yao Mountain.

Lu Dijun was lying on the table preparing teaching materials, suddenly he seemed to feel something, spread out his palm, and a black lotus flew out and hung in the air.

Wutian's figure appeared in it.

"Black Lotus!"

Lu Chuan said: "The subordinate is here!"

Wutian said solemnly: "You send an order to Jiutou and Duomu to help me find some relics."

"What relic?"

Lu Chuan was taken aback. In Journey to the West, are there... seventeen relics?

Now that he met, where are these relics, let him think about it.

When he thinks of taking them all out ahead of time, he will give you a surprise as soon as he arrives.

Wait, this doesn't seem right. Aren't these relics hidden by burning lamps after the catastrophe began?

Wutian didn't give him time to think and said directly: "Don't ask if you shouldn't ask."