Li Xu doesn’t like to be used to certain things that he doesn’t understand human speech.
Knowing that there are ghosts, why are you here to join in the fun.
Is it not good to live?
“Let’s go now.”
The security captain broke out in cold sweat on his forehead, laughed a few times, and hurriedly pulled everyone away.
“It’s much easier now.”
“Why didn’t I think of that.”
Leon patted himself on the head.
Mental patients are much happier, how do I know your brain circuit…
Li Xu glanced at Leon speechlessly.
“It’s still early, why don’t I share my latest invention.”
“Let me tell you, after years of painstaking research, I have invented a green and pollution-free single-person aircraft—the Flying Number.”
“As long as they have it, every child can realize their dreams and fly into the blue sky.”
Leon took out the newspaper, quickly folded it into a paper hat, and then solemnly introduced: “This is the greatest invention of this century. If you want it, I’ll give you one.”
“Why don’t you try it out first.”
Li Xu said maliciously.
Section 42
A paper hat can fly, and Grandpa Newton will cry.
“It’s easy to say.”
Leon put the paper hat on his head and pulled it by the window.
“Looking good.”
“I fly.”
Leon opened his hands and jumped down violently.
Something that made Newton cry happened.
Under some unknown force, Leon actually flew up in the air.
“No wonder Grandpa Newton studied theology in his later years. It’s so unscientific.”
Li Xu was speechless.
“I fly.”
Leon laughed and hovered in the air.
But in the next second, a gust of wind blew past.
The paper hat was blown away.
“not good.”
Leon’s face changed drastically, and he waved his hands and feet indiscriminately.
Boom!
There was a toothache sound.
Leon leaned against the ground with his head tilted.
“I knew it.”
Li Xu couldn’t help laughing, picked up Leon’s suitcase that seemed to be a four-dimensional pocket, and walked downstairs slowly.
“Hey, you’re not dead, are you?”
Li Xu kicked lightly with his toes.
“You really have no sympathy.”
Leon raised his bloody face: “I have a broken waist, please help me get a carton of milk from the suitcase.”
“What is the principle?”
Li Xu dug out a box of milk from the suitcase and handed it to Leon, asking curiously.
“I don’t understand this. Bones are made of calcium. If you drink more calcium, you’ll be fine.”
While talking, Leon drank tons and tons of milk, and then got up like nothing happened.
“Ok…”
Li Xu looked at Leon who was twisting his waist, completely speechless.
He shouldn’t have asked.
“It’s almost time.”
After doing aerobics for a while, Leon looked at the time and said, “Let’s go in and make some arrangements, and let’s wait and see.”
“whatever.”
Li Xu looked at the big pool of blood on the ground, and then at the lively Leon, looking at the sky speechlessly.
…
“You need plastic wrap to catch ghosts.”
Leon sealed the corridor with plastic wrap, turned his head and whispered to Li Xu: “And the plastic wrap must be fresh, preferably within one month of the production date.”
“You said yes.”
Li Xu was expressionless.
In order not to become a psychopath himself, he will never think about what Leon said now.
“There is still one minute.”
Leon raised his hand to look at his watch, and took out a speaker from the suitcase.
“Let’s add some music to set off the atmosphere.”
“Let’s get high.”
Leon stood up and shook his head.
“I…”
Li Xu simply closed his eyes.
Time passed by second by second.
With the pointer pointing to zero.
A gust of wind suddenly blew in the corridor.
“coming.”
Leon smiled and put the lily on the ground, holding a slingshot and chocolate beans in his hands.And Li Xu also drew his two guns.
“Ghostbuster expert, today I want you to die.”
A cloud of black mist appeared from the dark wind, and finally condensed into the ghost of a middle-aged man.
“I don’t know how much experience this kind of stuff is worth.”
Li Xumin glanced at the middle-aged man and shot first.
boom!
boom!
The middle-aged man let out a scream, and a dazzling white light burst out from the place hit by the silver bullet, turning into black mist again and fleeing in the corridor.
Then he slammed his head into the plastic wrap at the entrance of the corridor.
“Hey, grab one.”
Leon stepped forward excitedly and kneaded the plastic wrap into a ball.
“This ghost’s level is a little bit lower.”
Li Xu shook his head slightly.
“Leon, has the ghost been caught yet?”
At this moment, Aqun, the little sister who was dressed in the same style as Matilda before and who fell in love once a week, put her hands behind her back and walked over with a smile.
There are people who commit suicide every time.
Li Xu sighed helplessly, and turned to look at Leon: “You come, or I come.”
“Let me do it.”
Leon held the ax and walked over with a smile.
“go to hell.”
After approaching Leon, Ah Qun’s expression became ferocious, and he took out a short knife from behind and stabbed Leon in the abdomen.
Leon didn’t dodge or dodge, and also struck Aqun’s neck with an axe.
…..
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