Film and Television Time Travel From the Courtyard

Falling in love with you, a film and television time travel starting from the courtyard house

Zhang Xiaoshan shrugged and said, "Then why did you ask me to take off my clothes?"

"Didn't you say it was hot? I was kind enough to remind you, was it wrong?" The woman crossed her arms and looked like she had seen through Zhang Xiaoshan.

Zhang Xiaoshan looked at her and said angrily: "Then you can't turn on the air conditioner. Anyway, I will help you, sister..."

Listening to Zhang Xiaoshan say this, especially the voice of "eldest sister"!

The woman immediately pinched her waist and said in displeasure: "Bah, who are you calling me eldest sister? I'm only twenty-five, okay?"

"Twenty-five?" Zhang Xiaoshan looked at the other person up and down, not believing it.

"Is twenty-six okay?" the little woman said a little guilty.

"Twenty-six?"

Seeing that the other party still didn't believe it, the little woman suddenly said angrily: "You don't care how old I am, I'm not as old as you anyway."

Women are naturally sensitive to age. Seeing the other person in his twenties, he was too lazy to care about it...

"Haha, as long as you are happy!" Zhang Xiaoshan curled his lips and teased.

Seeing the other party's disbelief, the woman still felt a little guilty. After all, her real age was already thirty-two.

However, she couldn't stand Zhang Xiaoshan's pouty attitude. Who was she looking down on? Even if she was thirty-two years old, with her maintenance and figure, there would be a long queue of suitors.

The woman was thinking about how to use her words to kill this face-hungry guy. Suddenly, a big black mouse appeared under the sofa in front of her. It seemed to be frightened and swooped out. .

"Mom~"

Seeing that disgusting mouse running towards her, the woman's pretty face turned pale with fright. Without thinking, she jumped towards Zhang Xiaoshan.

Zhang Xiaoshan almost subconsciously held the woman's buttocks.

Well, it's much better than expected, nice...

Holding the woman in his arms and looking at her with her arms around his shoulders, Zhang Xiaoshan immediately found an opportunity to fight back. He sneered and said: "Sister Yang Wei, you said you are not interested in me. It's not a big deal yet. Just yourself." Jumped up."

Especially Yang Wei and his sister, Zhang Xiaoshan's enunciation is very serious, for fear that the other party will not understand!

However, even though he was trying his best to tease the other party for such a big advantage, it was not for nothing, and Zhang Xiaoshan was not willing to let go!

"You fart..."

The woman's face turned red immediately after Zhang Xiaoshan's desperate counterattack.

But now I am really hanging on someone else's body, and I... I can't explain it no matter how I think about it.

However, as soon as she heard that the other party had taken the opportunity to call herself Yang Wei and sister, the little woman immediately became furious.

"First of all, I was scared of the mouse and panicked, so I chose to jump on you. Who told you to stay here? You are like a piece of wood."

The woman defended herself hastily.

"Haha, don't be the first. If you tell the truth, I might consider taking you in as my little one." After finally taking the initiative, Zhang Xiaoshan did not let go of this little woman for a moment!

Hearing the other party's shameless words, the woman was almost furious.

You are still young, why don't you go to heaven?

"Let me be a kid. Just think of it as beautiful as you want. Who do you think you are? You can't even dream about it."

"Also, secondly, I correct it again. My name is not Yang Wei. It was just to prevent bad people. I named it deliberately. My aunt has a name. My name is Yang Tao. Also, you are not allowed to call your aunt my sister in the future. Do you understand? Not that old.”

Originally, Zhang Xiaoshan wanted to talk to the other party, but when he heard the other party's name, he was stunned.

Star fruit!

This name is so familiar!

Unable to bear it, Zhang Xiaoshan remembered something.

"Isn't this the heroine in "Let's Get Married"?"

She is still an older girl who hates getting married!

Zhang Xiaoshan looked at Yang Tao, made eye contact with the little woman, and asked, "Is your name Yang Tao?"

"Why, don't tell me that you are my long-lost son?"

The little woman's big eyes lit up when she saw the other party like this, she seized the opportunity and took advantage.

Hearing that this little woman took advantage of him when she got the chance, Zhang Xiaoshan was furious, but he didn't have time to argue with this woman at the moment.

The most important thing now is to figure out whether your guess is correct.

"Haha, your name is Yang Tao, a four-star hotel lobby manager, and your mother's name is Xue Sumei, right?" Zhang Xiaoshan asked seriously.

Hearing Zhang Xiaoshan's words, Yang Tao was startled.

How does he know his identity?

"You, how do you know?" the little woman said nervously.

After all, if he was targeted by this bastard, wouldn't he be in the tiger's mouth with his current posture?

When I thought of the two people in this state and that I was still in their arms, my little face suddenly turned red.

"Hey, I... put me down quickly..." Yang Tao was very energetic. Even though his face was red, he still didn't lose his temper and pushed Zhang Xiaoshan's shoulder to calm him down.

Zhang Xiaoshan ignored her and couldn't help but laugh.

Sweet or salty, the beautiful royal sister’s big peach!

"Then do you know me?" Zhang Xiaoshan wanted to further confirm the timing of the plot.

"really?"

After hearing this name, Yang Tao was stunned and blurted out:

"It seems like my brother-in-law is going to introduce me to a blind date!"

Haha, the timing was just right, Zhang Xiaoshan felt happy.

Yang Tao, female, 32 years old, is the lobby manager of a four-star hotel. Due to being hurt in her relationship, she is still single at the age of 32, longing for love and marriage, hehe!

Seeing the little woman struggling, Zhang Xiaoshan said with a bad smile: "Hey, that's a coincidence. You should be my blind date. I have seen your photos on the dating website, and even with your mother... "

After Zhang Xiaoshan's nonsense, Yang Tao's eyes widened. Thinking that his mother could really do such a thing, his face suddenly felt hot and he didn't know what to do!

Zhang Xiaoshan ignored Yang Tao, whose brain was shut down, and directly reached out and touched the other person's feet.

"What are you doing?" Yang Tao immediately panicked when Zhang Xiaoshan made such a move.

No way. Is this bastard really a pervert and taking all precautions? Or was he deceived?

However, Zhang Xiaoshan just took the slipper off her little feet, then held her up with one hand and placed her on the sofa behind him without forgetting to tease her:

"You think I'm thinking about it, it makes my hands hurt."

When Yang Tao was told by Zhang Xiaoshan, she immediately became unhappy. Dare you say that my aunt's S-shaped curve is painful?

Sitting on the sofa pillow, Yang Tao replied angrily with a red face:

"Come on, my aunt, I don't know how many men have dreams about my figure. Just now... Even if my aunt pities you, you are still ungrateful..."

After saying that, he straightened his tall chest, which made Zhang Xiaoshan swallow his saliva unconsciously.

Looking at Zhang Xiaoshan's eyes glowing green, Yang Tao smiled proudly, and suddenly remembered the consequences of a man and a woman living alone in the same room, and quickly said: "Well, even if what you said is true, then we haven't officially met yet. , you can’t have bad thoughts towards me. Oh, that’s wrong, even if you know me, you can’t.”

Auntie?

Hearing that the other party was still taking advantage of him, Zhang Xiaoshan showed no sign of weakness.

"Okay, future wife, let's see how the future husband helps you catch the mouse..." Zhang Xiaoshan said, and he was really not afraid of anyone. He shook the slippers that belonged to Carambola, and Zhang Xiaoshan had a small one on his mouth. Cheap.

"you……"

Yang Tao glared at Zhang Xiaoshan hatefully, hugged her small chest with both hands, and sat there waiting for him to make a fool of herself, and then she would beat him to death!

"Did that mouse get in here just now?" Zhang Xiaoshan pointed to the sofa next to him.

"Yes, this is the sofa!"

After receiving the confirmation reply, Zhang Xiaoshan suddenly lifted up the sofa with one hand.

As soon as the mouse under the sofa saw the light, he immediately started running for his life in a panic.

How could Zhang Xiaoshan give it this chance? Without thinking, almost subconsciously, the slippers in his hand flew out like a sharp sword.

Snapped!

Quickly and accurately, the mouse didn't even struggle for a moment, and fell to the floor all at once. Its four feet kept twitching, and it became silent in an instant.

As soon as this hand was revealed, Yang Tao, who was sitting on the sofa and ready to watch a joke, his eyes suddenly lit up. This guy is so powerful!

Zhang Xiaoshan seemed to see the surprise in Yang Tao's eyes, and said with a smile: "How about it, will my future husband be great?"

"Go to hell, if you keep talking nonsense, I will tear your stinking mouth apart!" Even though he admitted in his heart that Zhang Xiaoshan was really powerful, Yang Tao could not give in in front of him at all.

Suddenly, Zhang Xiaoshan pouted and approached Yang Tao, and a masculine aura hit his face. Yang Tao was stunned, "You...what are you going to do?"

"Tear your mouth apart!" Zhang Xiaoshan pointed at his mouth and winked at Yang Tao with a wicked smile.

Yang Tao's face was red with embarrassment. Seeing Zhang Xiaoshan's expression, he realized that he had been tricked. He pushed Zhang Xiaoshan away who was about to lean on her and said with disgust:

"Your mouth is so foul. I'm afraid I'll get my hands dirty. I'll spare you this once."

"Hey!" Zhang Xiaoshan found a piece of tissue, rolled up the mouse's body, and said to Yang Tao: "Okay, the matter is done. Please give me the labor fee."

"It doesn't cost me money, it doesn't cost me my life...Besides, don't you want to go on a blind date with me? How dare you ask for money?" Yang Tao pinched his waist with both hands, looking confident and confident.

"Well, it's unlucky for me. My future wife, my husband will go back if nothing happens." Zhang Xiaoshan really didn't feel comfortable in this stuffy room, and he didn't bother to argue with Yang Tao, so he shrugged.

Watching Zhang Xiaoshan about to leave, Yang Tao jumped down from the sofa and said, "Well, good son, don't forget to close the door for me when you go out."

"??!!"

Hearing that Yang Tao was so rude, Zhang Xiaoshan rolled his eyes at him, turned around and opened the door.

After leaving the door, Zhang Xiaoshan threw the disgusting rat corpse into the trash can at the door, and then returned to his home.

As soon as he entered the door, Zhang Xiaoshan stripped himself clean. Just now at Yang Tao's house, the dull air made him really uncomfortable.

I took a cold shower, which immediately cheered me up. I simply put on a pair of big pants, and that was it.

Bare spine, really comfortable.

Zhang Xiaoshan never improvises when it comes to food. As soon as he is busy, a stewed chicken and two vegetables and stir-fried pork are served.

Taste the taste, it's really just so-so. Zhang Xiaoshan missed the three little cooks He Yuyu, Qiu Yingying, and A Di who were highly skilled in cooking.

When I came to this world, I had to find a little cook to be my wife.

Oh, forget about the star fruit across the door. I just checked it with the red line, and the life skill is only 28. I guess I can’t leave the responsibility of the little cook to her.

While eating, he began to sort out the memory of the original owner.

When I think of the original owner’s good classmates and friends, Cheng Feng, Wu Di, Yang Zixi, Lin Xia, and the boss Hu Rongqiang,

There is also his girlfriend Shen Binghou who is far away in Caiyunzhinan. Zhang Xiaoshan is not feeling well and has no appetite for food anymore...