Film and Television Time Travel From the Courtyard
Chapter 38 The power of the crow’s mouth
Two days ago, in a small church in Las Vegas, under the auspices of the priest and witnessed by Lu Xia, Shi Xiaomeng and Lu Manjia got married. Although it is unlikely to be officially certified, it is of great significance!
In order not to leave any regrets, Lu Xia proposed to go to Hawaii for a few days as a wedding trip for Shi Xiaomeng and Lu Manjia. This proposal was unanimously agreed by the two.
Today is the end of the trip. Thinking that there is nothing important to do back in the Imperial Capital, the three of them decided to take a cruise to Sakura Grasshopper and then transfer back to the Imperial Capital.
Only then did the scene unfold. There were two little women on the other side of the top of the cruise ship. One was Shen Bing and the other was Yang Tao.
As for how the two little women got together and ended up on this cruise ship, it was certainly the work of Cheng Feng, a good classmate. Although he had a lot of troubles due to Cheng Shengen's warning, Cheng Feng still found someone to keep an eye on Shi Xiaomeng's movements.
This time, Cheng Feng suddenly received the news that Shi Xiaomeng was going to the Beautiful Grasshopper, and sent someone to follow him. As a result, he really discovered a big secret. Shi Xiaomeng and Lu Manjia actually got married in Las Vegas. Cheng Feng went directly to Yang Tao and Shen Bing with the secretly photographed information. After some persuasion, he also thoughtfully handled the procedures for traveling abroad for the two of them, and finally caught up with Shi Xiaomeng and the others when they boarded the cruise ship.
At this time, Cheng Feng also came to the cruise ship, waiting to see Shi Xiaomeng's capsizing drama, and to take advantage of Shen Bing's sadness and despair.
Looking at the three people laughing and joking in the distance, Yang Tao felt that he had been betrayed by the whole world. The man he loved most had actually married his best friend abroad, and Lu Xia had also betrayed him.
She couldn't bear it anymore, wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, pulled Shen Bing who was crying into tears, and said bitterly: "Xiao Bing, let's go over now and ask this bastard Shi Xiaomeng why we are here. He shed tears of sadness, but he hugged her proudly."
"Yeah!" Shen Bing's heart was in a mess, and she couldn't believe what was happening in front of her. At this time, she was completely lost in thought, and said with a choked sob: "Sister Taozi, I will listen to you."
The two young women began to get to know each other after sitting next to each other on the plane. They also learned about Shi Xiaomeng's bastard's scumbag behavior from each other's mouth. They shared the same problem and became good friends who talked about everything.
Shi Xiaomeng and the other two were drinking wine and admiring the beautiful sea view. Lu Manjia was very happy. Now she felt that everything she had paid was worth it. She smiled at Shi Xiaomeng and said, "Xiao Meng, the scenery here is so beautiful. , when the child grows up, can we do it again with the child?"
"Haha, of course there is no problem. Don't say it once. As long as my wife is happy, it will be no problem for us to travel around the world, ah..."
Shi Xiaomeng took a sip of red wine and said with a smile, but the sudden appearance of the two women made him stunned. A cold air came from behind, and his old face suddenly turned pale.
Lu Manjia and Lu Xia were sitting facing Shi Xiaomeng. Seeing Shi Xiaomeng's expression, they didn't know what was going on. They followed his gaze and turned around. When they saw Shen Bing and Yang Tao with cold eyes, they opened their mouths and shouted in unison: "Ah, Shen Bing, Taozi, you...why are you here?"
"Haha, why can't we come? It seems that both Jiajia and Sister Xiaoxia know about Xiaobing's existence. We are the only two who are kept in the dark like fools. You two are really my good sisters."
Yang Tao first glared at Lu Manjia and Lu Xia, then looked at the dumbfounded Shi Xiaomeng, and cursed: "Scumbag, this is what you call a business trip. Only now do I understand why you ask for it every two days." The business trip turned out to be an excuse made by three women, oh, or four women, who were unable to do anything at all."
Hearing this, Lu Manjia and Shi Xiaomeng were speechless for a while. Only Lu Xia hurriedly said to Yang Tao: "Taozi, it's none of my business. I have nothing to do with Shi Xiaomeng. Well, I don't care about him." This kind of scumbag behavior is also deeply abhorred!"
Yang Tao glanced at Lu Xia coldly, not believing what she said at all, and turned to Shi Xiaomeng again, "Shi Xiaomeng, aren't you usually able to talk for free? Why don't you speak?"
"That's right, you talk, Chen Shimei, scumbag, bastard..." Shen Bing, a little transparent person, also appeared to look for presence, and said angrily.
"Uh! Listen to my quibble about this matter, ah, it's an explanation! This...that..." Shi Xiaomeng said in a panic, but after opening his mouth for a long time, he didn't know how to quibble.
Snapped! Yang Tao hated the bastard in front of him. He stretched out his hand and said, "I can't say it anymore. We break up from now on."
Shi Xiaomeng, who looked confused, was caught off guard and was about to say something to save him.
Snapped! Another big mouth call came to Shi Xiaomeng's face. This time it was Shen Bing's hand. She also said in the same pattern: "We broke up, you scumbag!"
After saying that, Shen Bing took Yang Tao's hand and was about to leave. Only then did Lu Manjia react. She quickly stood up and held Yang Tao. She wanted to say something, but was blocked by Yang Tao's words, "Lu Manjia" Jia, it’s useless to say more, we are no longer friends, Xiaobing and I have made you and Shi Xiaomeng happy.”
As Yang Tao spoke, he shook off Lu Manjia's hand and left with Shen Bing without looking back. The moment they turned their heads, the two little women's tears could not stop flowing down again.
The tourists on the side were watching this scene in shock and couldn't figure out what was going on. At this time, two men stood up. One of them laughed and clapped his hands, and the other started to explain in English, right? La bala said, letting Shi Xiaomeng, a scumbag, be exposed to the public.
The visitors were none other than Cheng Feng and his
The new assistant, because Cheng Feng stuttered, could only explain it for him.
Wow, listening to the explanation, the tourists all looked at Shi Xiaomeng, wondering what magic power this guy had to win the hearts of four beautiful girls.
The beauty and generosity of star fruit, the exotic style of Shen Bing, the lingering charm of Lu Xia, the cold temperament of Lu Manjia, and then take a look at the unattractive Shi Xiaomeng.
Most of the men's eyes were full of envy, jealousy and hatred, while most of the women were indignant. Of course, there were a few aunties or unrestrained ones who looked at Shi Xiaomeng with naked eyes, and they all guessed that this guy was not a spendthrift with a lot of money. It’s not over, or it’s because the ability in that area is so strong that it makes people sigh!
Seeing everyone pointing in front of her, Lu Manjia, whose face turned red, didn't know why she went crazy, and slapped Shi Xiaomeng hard.
Bang, the sound was loud and crisp. Even though Lu Manjia was a model figure, she was very thin, but the force was quite strong. Shi Xiaomeng's cheeks were visibly swollen.
After finishing her work, Lu Manjia quickly chased in the direction Yang Tao left.
Oh, well, should I join in the fun? The confused Lu Xia thought for a moment and stretched out his hand to reward Shi Xiaomeng, but his raised right hand was stopped by Shi Xiaomeng's gaze.
"What? Sister Lu, are you ready to have some fun too?" Shi Xiaomeng said with a wry smile.
This "eldest sister" made Lu Xia very angry. The most annoying thing for a woman to say is that she is old. She didn't hesitate and gave Shi Xiaomeng a loud and big slap. After the slap, she looked at him proudly and her face was as red as a monkey's butt. The same stone suddenly floated away.
Hahahaha, the tourists around him burst into laughter, and Cheng Feng even danced with laughter.
"Ah, destroy it. Why don't there be a tsunami or the Titanic shipwreck and let it all be destroyed..." Shi Xiaomeng, blushing, roared at the sea.
After venting the anger in his heart, Shi Xiaomeng turned to look at the culprit Cheng Feng, cut his throat, and walked quickly in the direction where the four little women left. Well, what if with his three inches A good tongue and a thick skin can save one or two.
As for Cheng Feng, there will be many opportunities to deal with him in the future. From the beginning of his family being ruined, now he is also adding the word "death".
Turning on Scent of Women, Shi Xiaomeng followed the scent of the four little women and searched for them.
At this time, the usually dead system panel suddenly appeared in Shi Xiaomeng's mind:
Panel: The first-level crow's mouth speaks with the magic effect activated successfully.
Keep your word: the cruise ship will capsize after the countdown ends, and the tsunami will come after the countdown ends. Please take personal protection and wish you good luck!
Countdown: 600 seconds…590 seconds…
Ah~ah~ah~
Shi Xiaomeng was stunned and glanced at the endless sea. Is this world going to end prematurely again?
After regaining his composure, Shi Xiaomeng decided to start saving himself. Although some daily necessities and first-aid supplies were prepared in the system warehouse, half of the space was still empty.
Food, medical kits, lifeboats, etc. are all that must be replenished at the moment. By the way, satellite phones and notification to the crew in advance are also needed. As for whether they believe it or not, it is none of Shi Xiaomeng's business. Anyway, on this cruise ship , except for Shi Xiaomeng and four little women who are either small-minded or European and American with big noses.
Oh, Cheng Feng and his assistant, Shi Xiaomeng didn't treat them as living people from that moment on.
From the tracking panel, it was determined that the four little women were chatting in the same room. Shi Xiaomeng secretly breathed a sigh of relief. It was more important to collect supplies first.
At this time, Shi Xiaomeng was no longer ready to hide his clumsiness. He put on a pigskin mask and wig, activated the first-level Scud, and quickly rushed to the galley of the cruise ship as if he turned into a bolt of lightning.
Arriving at the kitchen, Shi Xiaomeng kicked away several cruise ship staff who seemed to be trying to stop him, and kicked them away with force and shock. Shi Xiaomeng began to harvest the melons. Bread, ham, wine, fruits, vegetables, etc. were all his targets. In two minutes, Shi Xiaomeng disappeared from the door of the kitchen, leaving a dozen kitchen staff lying on the ground, staring at each other. Could it be that he encountered To The Flash?
Then, Shi Xiaomeng brazenly robbed the infirmary and the cruise ship security office, and also destroyed the cruise ship's control room. Well, we have collected a lot of all kinds of firearms and armors. Who knows if we will encounter pirates? Somalia is not the only country in the world that has this kind of specialty?
After putting away a life raft, a small enclosed lifeboat at the stern, and some miscellaneous things, the system warehouse was finally almost filled. Shi Xiaomeng clapped his hands with satisfaction. There were still three minutes left in the countdown, so he turned on the Scud mode again and rushed forward in a hurry. Towards the room where the four little women were.
With 50 seconds left and no time to knock on the door, Shi Xiaomeng violently unlocked the door and rushed into the room.
"Ah, who are you? What do you want to do?"
Seeing a stranger breaking in and trying to pull Shen Bing who was closest to the door, the four little women shouted in unison. Lu Manjia, who was tall and had long legs, reacted fastest and directly lifted up her vagina and kicked her hard. The little brother who can't be tempered.
"ah!"
Shi Xiaomeng suddenly arched his body like a prawn, and the indescribable pain made him jump up and down. It was so cruel, he must not become a eunuch!
Seeing Lu Xia raising an ornament and about to hit him on the head, Shi Xiaomeng endured the severe pain and quickly took two steps back. With a touch of his face, the pigskin mask and wig disappeared out of thin air, and he said quickly to several little women. : "Stop, it's me! You murdered your husband!"
Looking at the scene in front of them, the four little women were shocked.
They shouted in unison: "Scumbag, get out! You..."
At the same time, Shi Xiaomeng heard the prompt tone from the system panel for the first time, with the sound and light effect of fireworks:
Panel: The countdown is over. The host has successfully used the magic word-following function in the magical world for the first time. Congratulations!
Depend on!
Shi Xiaomeng only greeted the system, and then he felt the ship's hull shaking violently. The four little women's faces suddenly turned pale, their bodies unsteady, and they staggered to the floor or bed.
Boom! Rumble, rumble! A huge sound rushed into the eardrums of everyone on the cruise ship. The play of the lovers disappeared, the laughter of the people disappeared, and people stood on the cruise ship in surprise and stiffness. The water is no longer as gentle as before, but slaps against the hull violently and urgently. After a while, a huge air current blew by, and a white line appeared where the water and the sky met. It gradually elongates, thickens, and stretches across the sea. The white line was quickly approaching the cruise ship.
"Tsunami!" These sounds were like thunder, and fear was like a sharp wind, blowing against the tourists and crew members on the cruise ship. People screamed miserably and sharply. The tsunami formed a water tower more than 20 meters high in a few seconds. Wall, running towards the cruise ship as fast as possible.
Zhiwu~~
Squeak...
The piercing siren also spread throughout the cruise ship.
He couldn't care about anything else anymore, and Shi Xiaomeng didn't have the time or energy to take care of them one by one. The four little women, whose faces were so frightened, could only rush to their side, touch their bodies one by one, and put them into the system. storehouse.
Oh, in the system warehouse, Shi Xiaomeng left some space in the lifeboat, just enough to safely place four little women.
As for how to explain it when they were released, Shi Xiaomeng could only pretend to be deaf and mute. That was the foundation of his livelihood. He would not tell the world or his parents. He did not want to be sliced into pieces.
At this moment, the tsunami finally came! What was calm one second turned out to be completely different the next second! The huge waves roared, sweeping everything it passed with a drastic force, and the huge cruise ship was played with by it like a toy...
More than ten minutes later, Shi Xiaomeng jumped off the cruise ship, got behind the lifeboat, and took one last look at the capsized cruise ship.
Well, he seemed to have seen Cheng Feng floating in the sea holding a swimming ring. This guy was so miserable. He didn't even get on the large lifeboat on the bow of the ship. He didn't even get into the life raft. It can be said that his evil deeds will be punished.
"I wish you good luck!" Shi Xiaomeng silently blessed.
………
The sea water was full, and under the setting sun, there was a golden light on the water. Waves kept coming, hitting the beach, making bursts of roars and splashing snow-white foam.
After launching the drone and observing it, Shi Xiaomeng discovered that this was a small uninhabited island. Behind the beach was a lush forest, with mountains, water, and a beautiful small lake on the island.
Walking on the beach by the sea, savoring the breath of the sea, I found a place with leeward wind and gently placed the four little women who were still in a coma on the paved mats.
He took out the satellite phone and was about to make a rescue call. Looking at the four little women in front of him, each with their own merits, an idea suddenly flashed in Shi Xiaomeng's mind. He remembered a movie about desert island survival that he had seen. In the plot, there was a man and two women. The happy life made Zhang Xiaoshan yearn for it in his previous life.
Hahahaha, let’s not go back to the imperial capital yet. Isn’t this the opportunity I have dreamed of?
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