Film and Television Time Travel From the Courtyard

While she was thinking wildly, Yang Tao also felt Shi Xiaomeng coming in. Although she really wanted to ask now why this bastard wanted to hurt herself like this, her last bit of reserve made her remain silent. Well, she continued to pretend to sleep with her back to him. , see how this guy performs?

So at this time, Yang Tao clearly knew that this stinky guy came here to coax her to care about her. Even though the little woman was very happy at this time, sometimes she had to let the other person know about her little temper, otherwise she would really take it seriously. I'm so fooled.

Shi Xiaomeng chuckled and sat next to Yang Tao. He didn't say anything, but carefully put his hand on the little woman's big white leg.

"I can bear it." Yang Tao continued to pretend to sleep.

Seeing Yang Tao sleeping soundly, Shi Xiaomeng hesitated for a while, but finally Shi Xiaomeng couldn't bear to disturb her.

"Well, it was a waste of time!" Shi Xiaomeng muttered to himself and left.

After Shi Xiaomeng left for a while, Yang Tao sat up angrily and cursed secretly: "Auntie, I'm ready to find a way to forgive you. Now that you're done, give up on your own."

No, since the breakup, the two of them have never had a chance to be alone together. No matter what the outcome is, we can't continue like this. We must make it clear to this bastard.

Ten minutes later, Yang Tao made a decision, got up and walked out, but when she saw the lazy Shi Xiaomeng sleeping on the life raft, she almost died of anger.

She originally thought about turning around and leaving, never giving this guy a chance again, but suddenly she remembered a prank Lan Momo told her. Yang Tao walked up to Shi Xiaomeng and looked at the big, happy face.

Pa~pa, Carambola slapped her twice hard.

Suddenly and unexpectedly, I felt that my anger was gone and my mood became better. Why didn't I realize that hitting someone had this effect before?

"Ah!" Shi Xiaomeng, who was suddenly attacked, opened his eyes in horror.

Seeing this, Yang Tao quickly hugged Shi Xiaomeng and said softly: "Xiaomeng, are you dreaming? Don't be afraid that I'm here!"

Shi Xiaomeng stared blankly at Yang Tao's pretty face, looking at her expression of concern that he didn't know whether it was true or false, and finally couldn't help it anymore, gritted his teeth and said:

"I just closed my eyes and thought about things, I didn't sleep at all!"

Well!

Yang Tao was stunned, and suddenly burst out laughing when he saw Shi Xiaomeng's hateful eyes.

After being hit, he naturally had to fight back. Shi Xiaomeng put his arms around Yang Tao and kissed her on the mouth.

From the initial refusal to welcome, to the tenderness and sweetness at the end, Yang Tao was intoxicated...

For a long time ~

Shi Xiaomeng found a cigarette from somewhere, took a nice drag, and gently caressed Carambola's tender shoulder with his right hand.

"This is the last time. You will never touch me again." Yang Tao said coldly, pretending to be angry and aggrieved.

"Honey, why are you so angry? Wasn't it nice just now?" Shi Xiaomeng said blankly, thinking that this little lady wouldn't recognize anyone when she lifted her pants, it was too tasteless.

Seeing Shi Xiaomeng's posture, Yang Tao couldn't help but feel a little proud in his heart.

After all, if a man coaxes himself like this, it also shows that he cares about himself and loves him.

However, I was happy. At this time, Carambola still had a cold look on his face. He snorted angrily, then showed a smiley face and said sourly: "Haha, don't call me wife." , I don’t deserve this title, Jiajia, Xiaobing, Lu Xia, they are your wives?”

After hearing what Yang Tao said, Shi Xiaomeng couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed. It seemed that the little woman still hadn't forgotten it.

Regarding coaxing women, Shi Xiaomeng thought that he still had a way of doing it. He couldn't be embarrassed now. If he wanted to coax a woman well, he had to be thick-skinned.

Without even thinking about it, Shi Xiaomeng took the little woman's hand and said seriously:

"Yes, you are my wife, and so are they. You have always been in my heart, and I can love and care for you wholeheartedly. And Taozi, you have always been the royal empress in my heart." What he said is called a confident and serious person.

The royal empress?

In fact, when he heard the smelly guy calling him that, Yang Tao curled his lips slightly, but his heart felt sweet, and the smile at the corner of his mouth was almost difficult to conceal.

She almost failed. Of course, in the end, the little woman still suppressed the sweetness in her heart. If he could coax her so easily with just a few words, it would seem too low-level.

Again, if you let a man get it easily, he will often not cherish it, so in this matter, you have to play tricks on him.

He has to suffer a little, otherwise this bastard really thinks he is easy to bully.

Thinking of this, he cut the star fruit without knowing whether it was okay or not. Then he still looked angry and curled his lips and said: "Bah, stop talking nonsense here. Who is your royal empress?"

Seeing that the little woman still looked reluctant, Shi Xiaomeng was not angry at all, but felt emboldened, because Shi Xiaomeng could clearly see the slight change on the little woman's face.

It was obvious that my words about "the empress of the palace" were very useful to the little woman. Her little temper at this moment was just that the little woman wanted to coax her and see her attitude towards her.

Yang Tao stared into his eyes with burning eyes and said nonono: "Xiao Meng, can you let me go? I'm afraid I won't be able to pass the test in my heart."

"no!"

Shi Xiaomeng said in a domineering tone:

"You can only belong to me in this life. You are my person in life and my ghost in death."

Listening to the man's domineering words, the little woman was not angry, but felt a little sweet in her heart. Everyone could see that the little woman's tone softened obviously at this time.

"snort!"

The little woman still said a little sourly: "You don't know how many women you have said this to, right?"

Well!

Shi Xiaomeng said without hesitation: "No, I only said these words to you."

only?

Although she knew that Shi Xiaomeng kept telling lies, women liked to hear such words. The little woman couldn't help but feel very happy. However, she probably still didn't believe it. She curled her lips and said, "Really?"

"Of course, it's more real than pearls!"

Just as Yang Tao was about to continue acting coquettishly, Shi Xiaomeng suddenly covered Yang Tao's mouth and whispered in her ear: "They are back!"

Ah, Yang Tao was startled immediately. He put on his clothes in a hurry, looked at Shi Xiaomeng who was still lying on the body, and said hurriedly: "Why don't you get up? If they see it, I can't be a human anymore."

"It's okay, don't worry, they are just coming back soon, they are at least some distance away from here!" Shi Xiaomeng said with a smile.

"That won't work. You clean up after yourself. I'm going back to the cave first. I'm warning you, if they find out what happened just now, be careful with me..." Yang Tao said.

"What are you careful about?"

"roll!"

Seeing Yang Tao hurriedly run into the cave, Shi Xiaomeng was very happy. Finally, there was progress. Lu Manjia had already acquiesced. Now Yang Tao has been won, and only Shen Bing and Lu Xia are left. Do you want to follow the cat's example? Do some work? It is estimated that the beautiful life of embracing each other is not far away from me.

After a while, the three little women returned to the camp, but they seemed to be a little nervous. Shen Bing didn't care about being angry with Shi Xiaomeng anymore, and said to him in a panic: "Xiaomeng, it's not good. , we just saw a boat more than ten meters long coming from the direction of the beach above the waterfall."

"There are cannons and machine guns on the ship. It looks like pirates are coming." Lu Manjia added.

"Well, they seem to be going to the island again. What should we do?" Lu Xia was not as calm as before. After all, in peacetime, no woman had ever seen real cannons and pirates.

"How about we quickly go into the woods and hide?"

Listening to the chattering words of the three little women, Shi Xiaomeng understood the situation, but he didn't have much worry. With his battle-experienced skills and sufficient and fierce weapons and equipment, as long as they were not regular troops, a few pirates would be just fine. You can show off your bravery in front of a few little women.

"Don't worry, today my husband will show you what a real man does."

Lifting the oilcloth, Shi Xiaomeng picked up the recoilless rifle from the box and carried the sniper rifle. In order to avoid an accident, he pretended to take out the telescope from the life raft and handed it to Shen Bing. He said in a sonorous tone:

"By the way, get your binoculars and I'll take care of them myself. Shen Bing, you take the three of them to hide on top of the waterfall and watch carefully."

The three little women still wanted to accompany Shi Xiaomeng, but when they saw Shi Xiaomeng's unyielding gaze, they nodded obediently.

The pretty Shen Bing looked at Shi Xiaomeng's leaving figure and shouted: "Xiao Meng, be careful. When you come back, I will make your favorite wild boar stewed with mushrooms."

"Okay, it's a deal!" Shi Xiaomeng waved his hand without looking back.

Lu Manjia pulled Shen Bing and said sourly: "Xiao Bing, I really envy you for your good cooking skills."

"Well, as the old saying goes, if you want to capture a man's heart, capture his stomach first." Lu Xia also said enviously.

Shi Xiaomeng, who has excellent hearing, listened to the conversation of several young women and couldn't help but sigh:

Alas, Chinese women have been deceived all their lives by the saying, "To capture a man's heart, you must first capture his stomach!"

It's so ridiculous.

Ladies, have you ever seen a man cheat because the mistress’s cooking was delicious?

A few minutes later, Shi Xiaomeng was lying on the commanding heights that had been selected near the beach. Wearing a tattered camouflage suit and a hat made of tree branches, he used the scope on his sniper rifle to observe the pirate ship getting closer and closer to the beach.

The ship is not big, only about ten meters long. It should be a modified fishing boat. There is a small cabin at the stern. A rapid-fire cannon and a heavy machine gun are installed on the front deck. There are only seven or eight pirates who can be seen. The cabin There should be a few more inside, and the total number of people should be between ten and fifteen.

The pirates probably didn't expect that there was a murderous god waiting for them on this deserted island. They were all looking fierce, standing or sitting, and they were laughing and joking but they didn't know what they were happy about.

Wow, suddenly Shi Xiaomeng was shocked. He saw a person he never expected, busy with something on the deck. He was dressed in ragged clothes, had a bald head, and had shackles on his feet. He turned out to be Cheng Feng.

It's true that good people don't live long, and disasters are left for thousands of years. Such a big tsunami didn't kill him. God may not have been at work recently!

He had already taken aim and was waiting to pull the trigger and send an 84mm rocket to the pirates. Shi Xiaomeng suddenly stopped what he was doing and was about to take another look.

At the same time, Cheng Feng on the pirate ship was wiping the deck and cursing the culprit Shi Xiaomeng.

At once

It was because he wanted to take revenge on Shi Xiaomeng and take away Shen Bing that Cheng Feng traveled thousands of miles to board the cruise ship.

In the beginning, things did develop as expected. Shi Xiaomeng performed a large-scale boat capsizing scene at the Shura Field. Shen Bing also broke up with Shi Xiaomeng as he wished, and was thinking about how to get close to the sad and desperate Shen Bing.

But what happened next was like a nightmare for Cheng Feng.

Think about how after the tsunami and the capsizing of the cruise ship, in order to snatch a life jacket and a box of precious pure water, I personally killed the assistant who followed my instructions.

Before he had time to sigh that he had completed his first kill in his life, he was knocked unconscious by a box flying from nowhere.

When he woke up, he found himself tied up with chains, naked from head to toe, lying in a cabin full of strange smells, with several malicious eyes staring at him closely.

Next, the real nightmare struck. After realizing that he had been saved by pirates and was going to be sold to a mine in Indonesia to work as a coolie, he thought about swinging a pickaxe in a dark mine, getting up earlier than chickens, and going to bed. Cheng Feng couldn't help but shudder as he was born later than a dog, ate worse than a pig, and worked more than a donkey.

Cheng Feng cried bitterly and begged for mercy, telling the pirate that his father had plenty of money and could use the ransom to buy his life, so he reluctantly stayed.

But even though he had contacted his father, the days waiting for the ransom on the pirate ship were miserable. His feet were shackled and he had to do hard labor on the ship day and night.

"We're going to hide something, Adong Alai. You stay here and keep an eye on that fat sheep. By the way, if you want to do that, be careful and don't mess up. Otherwise, you won't be able to explain to his father." The leader said to the two weak pirates.

The two pirates glanced at Cheng Feng, swallowed involuntarily, and assured the pirate leader: "Don't worry, boss, it's not too late for us to feel sorry for him. He's so fat and fat, $\u0026%￥ # ah ( Please make up your own mind)."

The language the pirates spoke was unknown. Cheng Feng didn't understand a word of it. He usually used English when communicating with the pirates.

Although he didn't understand what they were saying, the looks in the eyes of the two weak-legged pirates made Cheng Feng feel as if something bad was about to happen, and he couldn't help but shudder.

The pirate leader led a group of young men to the beach. The dark and strong one of the two remaining pirates walked towards Cheng Feng with a smile and muttered in English: "Baby, I'm here, and I feel sorry for you." I feel sorry for you!"

As he spoke, the black pirate came to Cheng Feng and pushed him to the ground...

ah……