Film and Television Time Travel From the Courtyard

(The last two Zhangs were killed again. As the end of the Northern Ireland world, it will be restored after ten o'clock tomorrow.)

The seventh day of the seventh lunar month is the end of summer and the beginning of autumn!

The night breeze blew by, bringing a little bit of coolness.

The lights go from near to far, and there are mountains and mountains. Colorful lights make the tall buildings look beautiful, and the colorful neon lights are flashing beautiful eyes. The beautiful night view of the Bund is fascinating everywhere. And in this charming night, a man curled up against the wall, holding his arms. The head groaned in pain.

Scenes of scenes with splitting headaches came over him in waves. Various images flooded into his mind, and Zhang Xiaoshan groaned in pain.

After more than a minute, the headache disappeared.

Zhang Xiaoshan slowly opened his eyes, first looked at the yellow mantle he was wearing, and then at the motorcycle in front of him. There was a box marked with the four characters "Meituan Takeout" on the frame, and he was speechless for a while.

Damn it, couldn’t someone be rich, handsome, and reach the pinnacle of life in one step? Is it because my system was given for free and there was no recharge?

The original author is Zhang Xiaoshan, 25 years old, with a college degree and a native of Shanghai. He currently works at the Huaihai Middle Road Police Station in Huangpu District as a professional auxiliary police officer and a part-time Meituan rider.

The family members are very simple, grandma, dad, mom and a twin sister, but they have different fates. The original owner was poor in studies since childhood, and his registered residence in Modu only has a junior college. The twin sister is a top student and is currently studying at the University of Auckland in New Zealand. master.

According to the memory of the original owner, after his parents retired last year, they decided to sell the house and took his grandma to settle in New Zealand. The original owner, Zhang Xiaoshan, was the only one left in the family. Fortunately, grandma’s house was left to the original owner. Living, finally no need to rent a house.

Zhang Xiaoshan was checking the memory of the original owner. Suddenly, he was interrupted by the ringing of the phone. He looked at the phone screen and saw that the caller's name was: Wife.

Wife?

I haven't had time to check the emotional memory of the original owner. Could it be that the original owner is already married?

This is really sad news. I still don’t know which movie and TV series this world is. I have a wife so early. If the wife is as beautiful as a flower, it would be acceptable, but what if she only has the word "like a flower"? ,so what should I do now?

Thinking of this, Zhang Xiaoshan couldn't help but shudder, and thought about it for a while. Now that he has come, he will make peace with it.

He picked up the phone first, but before Zhang Xiaoshan could speak, he heard a complaint coming from the phone: "Why did you answer the phone so late? Do you know what day it is today?"

"What date? Wedding anniversary?" Zhang Xiaoshan asked hesitantly.

"What a beautiful idea. You can't meet my requirements, but you still want me to marry you. What do you think? At first glance, you are not sure to take it to heart. Today is Valentine's Day. You are so smart. It is so important. The days can be forgotten, forget it, let’s not talk about it, let’s break up!” The woman opposite said angrily.

what's the situation? Will you break up if you forget about Valentine's Day? Zhang Xiaoshan was so confused by the other party's comments that he didn't know how to answer for a moment.

separate?

But thinking about it carefully, the original owner should be in a relationship with the other party, just boyfriend and girlfriend. Coupled with the other party's attitude, Zhang Xiaoshan's depressed heart became restless again.

Haha, the heroines of the unknown world, Uncle Zhang Xiaoshan is resurrected with full health again!

Maybe because he waited for a long time, he still didn't get Zhang Xiaoshan's answer. The other end of the phone became even more furious, "Why don't you speak? You..."

Zhang Xiaoshan felt that his eardrums were a little uncomfortable, so he quickly moved the phone away from his ear and pressed the hang up button.

Then, he was about to sort out the memory in his brain, but the phone rang again, and it was still the woman who was marked as his wife by the original owner. After hesitating for a moment, Zhang Xiaoshan picked up the phone. If the other party still had that aggressive attitude, he would block her.

"Zhang Xiaoshan, you are so brave, you dare to hang up on me, you..." the woman roared.

Hearing that the other party still had this bad attitude, Shi Xiaomeng interrupted her and said impatiently: "If you can speak, if you can't speak, just shut up. If you have something to say, I have to deliver food. I don't have time." Listen to your nonsense."

"Well!"

The woman was stunned. This was the first time since she agreed to be friends with this licking dog three years ago. When she heard Zhang Xiaoshan talking to her in this tone, her teeth started to itch with anger.

She really wanted to break up with Zhang Xiaoshan now, but then she thought about Zhang Xiaoshan's help to her and the house of this idiot. As a senior dog walking expert, the woman still tried hard to suppress her anger, took a deep breath, and changed her face. , said gently:

"Xiaoshan, I just spoke in a bad tone because I was too anxious."

"Well, I forgive you, continue." Zhang Xiaoshan said calmly.

Forgive yourself? Is this what a licking dog should say? For the sake of the house and registered residence in Shanghai, I endure it!

The woman resisted the urge to drop her phone and said, "Xiaoshan, today is Valentine's Day. All my colleagues in the store just received Valentine's Day gifts. It just so happened that the necklace you promised me has arrived. Can you see?"

"Wait, hang up, bye."

After hearing the woman's words, Zhang Xiaoshan said casually and hung up the phone.

Maybe it was the anticipation of the gift or Zhang Xiaoshan's attitude just now, but the woman on the other side didn't call again.

He had just come to this world and hadn't figured out the situation yet. He happened to be addicted to cigarettes. Zhang Xiaoshan touched his pocket. Fortunately, the original owner was also a heavy smoker, but when he saw the brand of cigarettes, Zhang Xiaoshan's face suddenly darkened.

What the heck, it’s actually a plum plum, the official guide price

5.5 yuan. The original owner's job as an auxiliary police officer at the police station earns more than 8,000 yuan a month, plus 3,000 to 5,000 yuan for delivering food during breaks. He doesn't have to turn it in to his parents, and he doesn't have to support his family and take care of his children. Why do he smoke this cigarette every day?

After sorting out the memory of the original owner again, Zhang Xiaoshan was shocked. Damn it, the original owner was a top dog licker.

The girlfriend's name is Linda, and she is a counter girl at a high-end luxury store called Misia. The original owner just started working more than three years ago. When he met Linda by chance while dealing with a dispute, he was shocked for a while and began to pursue Linda. A persistent pursuit.

Although he and Linda became boyfriend and girlfriend as he wished, based on the memory of the original owner and his experience as a veteran player, Zhang Xiaoshan thought about it for a while and understood why Linda accepted the original owner.

On the one hand, it was because as a storekeeper who came to work in the city from other places, she could not forget the house left by the original owner’s grandmother and her household registration in the city. On the other hand, it was because the original owner was willing to spend all his income for her. In her body, she also obeys her own words and is obedient. It is really rare for her to be such a good licker.

Thinking of this, Zhang Xiaoshan hurriedly checked the personal assets of the original owner.

Ha, Zhang Xiaoshan took a deep breath and secretly rejoiced: It's okay, okay, although the savings are a little less, only a little over 20,000, but he didn't owe any kind of credit cards or small loans for Linda, and the house left by his grandma is also good. Because the owner's name was not Zhang Xiaoshan, he was not deceived and left.

After three seconds of silence for the original owner, this good licking dog, Zhang Xiaoshan gathered his mood and opened the system.

Panel: Current World: Thirty Only and other urban drama fusion worlds.

Remaining ability value: 11620 points.

Basic enhancement: Level 1 kidney enhancement, plus eagle hand, level 1 Scent of a Woman, level 1 heavy artillery, level 1 Scud, level 1 wind ear, level 1 crow's beak, level 1 skin (reward).

Reward: Body Enhancement: Level 1 Skin.

System warehouse: 2210 cubic meters, storing living functions. (Before leaving the bj love story world, Zhang Xiaoshan upgraded once with 10,000 ability points.)

Description: The system warehouse is cleared.

Red line: VIP function that absorbs 10 ability points at one time.

Should the remaining ability value be used to strengthen the red line function?

Countdown: 1!

Ding, the countdown is over, I agree by default, and the red line function has been enhanced.

Red line: ...the absorption distance increases to 47.9 meters.

I said, why do you think the names of Misia and Linda are so familiar? It turns out they are only thirty.

Damn, the three heroines in this world seem to have problems.

On the surface of the plot: Gu Jia is an enviable upper echelon of the pyramid. She has transformed her husband Xu Huanshan from a fireworks engineer to Mr. Xu, and she has also transformed herself into a full-time wife who is the leader inside and outside. However, when there is an intruder in this home. , Gu Jia did not escape.

Wang Manni is a maverick rebel who firmly believes that she has good looks and brains and will always deserve better. However, she also has her own troubles.

Zhong Xiaoqin belongs to the majority of the standard. She is married to a husband who has a guaranteed job in a public institution. She keeps an ordinary job and can be an ordinary wife. However, she accidentally sells high-priced copyrights because of her writing hobby. The economic and social status of the couple changes overnight. Inverted, a marriage with a strong woman and a weak man is instantly out of balance.

But Zhang Xiaoshan is not a stupid woman who was brainwashed by the screenwriter. Gu Jia has a strong personality and speaks the truth. Although she has no bad intentions and is fair and has a bottom line in doing things, you can definitely rest assured as a business partner. But if you marry her as your wife, unless your husband is in various All parties can suppress her forcefully, otherwise divorce and cheating will definitely be the final outcome.

Wang Manni, on the other hand, is a woman who lives in a big city and is neither a high nor a low achiever. She believes that as long as she maintains a good attitude and works hard, she will have a better tomorrow. The counter girl who earns more than 10,000 yuan a month actually earns more than half of her income. All of it is spent on rent, and she has to rent a high-end apartment stupidly and pretend to be fat. Throughout the whole drama, she has no self-awareness and is a gold digger.

As for Zhong Xiaoqin, she grew up under the care of her parents and had her husband take care of her after she got married. She has never suffered setbacks and has no motivation or goals in life. Marriage at work is all based on the basic plan of "living a correct life". To use a nicer word, it is called naive, and to use a harsher word, it is called naive. She is the kind of childish, irrational, and brainless woman who doesn't know what she wants. Ever since she became best friends with Wang Manni, her values ​​have begun to become distorted. At this time, she meets Zhong Xiaoyang, who has evil intentions, and begins to Longing for the excitement outside of marriage.

These three women are completely poisonous chicken soup made up by the screenwriter to cater to the psychology of most urban women today.

Well, of the three heroines, two are already married women, and the remaining one is also a brainless gold digger. Zhang Xiaoshan doesn’t want to mess with any of them, and he doesn’t have any tasks that must revolve around the three heroines. There are plenty of beautiful women. , why bother asking for trouble!

After thinking about this, Zhang Xiaoshan felt much better. He looked at the orders on his phone and saw that there were still two takeout orders that were about to time out. He had just come to this world and had no capital to waste, so he still kept going. Let’s talk about it some time.

Riding on his beloved scooter and feeling the breeze blowing from the Huangpu River, Zhang Xiaoshan rode all the way. He first solved the problem of a struggling programmer working overtime for dinner, and then sped towards the next destination.

More than ten minutes later, when they arrived near an alley in the old magical city, Zhang Xiaoshan looked up at the public toilet in front of him, took out his mobile phone, and dialed the number on the list, "Hello, Mr. Zhu, your Meituan takeaway arrive."

"Well, thank you, female

Bathroom Pit No. 2, hurry up. "said a woman with a nice voice.

Well?

Why did Mr. Zhu become a woman? He was still in the women's restroom. He glanced at the bag in his hand and saw that the delivery was actually toilet paper and sanitary napkins. He said hesitantly: "First...Miss, I am a man." Oh, it’s not appropriate to enter the women’s restroom to deliver takeaways to you.”

"Please, delivery boy, I've been squatting for almost an hour and my legs are numb. Please think of a way." The woman said pitifully.

"Okay, I'll look for it and ask a woman to take it in for you."

Zhang Xiaoshan said helplessly while looking around the public toilet.

After waiting for a full ten minutes, I don't know if it was the night or the lack of people around the alley. Except for the occasional male passerby, I didn't see any women.

"Miss, your character is really not very good. I haven't seen any women who can help you get in." Zhang Xiaoshan said helplessly.

"Please, help me think of a way." The woman said pitifully: "Do you think this is good? There is no one else in the middle of the night. You can come in personally and help me deliver it. I will send it to you later. Give me a red envelope as a reward, okay? Please, please!"

Alas, Zhang Xiaoshan sighed, forget it, after all, this is what he does. A woman is begging for herself like this, and there are no other people or cameras around.

"Okay, wait a minute, I'll be in right away." Zhang Xiaoshan agreed, looking around and then entering the men's room.

Well, no one really.

Zhang Xiaoshan carried the bag and tiptoed into the women's bathroom. He glanced at it and shouted: "Miss, I'm coming in. Just make a sound. There's no sign in Pit No. 2."

"Here!" the woman shouted.

Hearing this, Zhang Xiaoshan came to the woman's so-called Pit No. 2 and knocked on the door. "Miss, please pay attention. I will throw you in from above."

"Wait, don't throw it away. I'll open the door for you. By the way, close your eyes." The woman said hurriedly.

"OK."

Zhang Xiaoshan replied nonchalantly that he was not a perverted and wretched man, and he really had no interest in visiting women having sex with each other. He closed his eyes, stretched the bag to the door, and shouted: "Miss, my eyes are closed, please open the door." "

"Well!" The woman carefully opened the door a crack, took the bag, and quickly closed the door.

Listening to the sound of the small door closing, Zhang Xiaoshan opened his eyes. Perhaps it was the original owner's body habit memory that caused trouble, and shouted to the No. 2 pit: "Miss, I wish you a pleasant meal."

As soon as he finished speaking, Zhang Xiaoshan heard the woman's roar: "Get out!"

Well, Zhang Xiaoshan, who reacted, also felt that his actions were inappropriate and hurriedly left the public restroom.

"The last order has been delivered. I just came here today and I won't be taking orders. I'd better go home and have a good sleep first."

Zhang Xiaoshan was thinking in his mind, and took out his mobile phone to complete the order delivery operation on the order-taking software. Suddenly, a big bad review on Balsam Gua's face appeared on the screen of his mobile phone.

Damn it, the person who left the negative review is the customer from Pit No. 2. He didn’t give me the red envelope that he promised before, but he actually returned the negative review. Who the hell is this person!

At this time, the woman who finally finished cleaning up walked out of the public toilet leisurely and glanced at Zhang Xiaoshan, who was still at the door and had not left. By coincidence, the aggrieved Zhang Xiaoshan also heard the noise and looked at the woman.

The two looked at each other, and they were stunned by the unspeakable embarrassment.

"Why haven't you left yet?" the woman said blankly.

"Is this how you repay your benefactor?" Zhang Xiaoshan said bitterly.

Huh? This woman looks very familiar!

Ni Ni?