Film and Television Time Travel From the Courtyard

(For special reasons, the chapters were disrupted. The correct order is: Bar~Style~Balloon, sorry!)

At night, a jingling sound from the hotel's landline woke Zhang Xiaoshan from his deep sleep.

Damn, who is this, disturbing your dreams in the middle of the night? Is there any hotel service that issues small cards? I'm a police officer, you've got the wrong person to play this trick with me.

Wondering if he could take the opportunity to eradicate a busking group hidden deep inside the hotel, Zhang Xiaoshan answered the phone excitedly.

But when I picked up the phone, I heard Zhong Xiaoqin's crying voice: "Xiaoshan, my parents returned to Shanghai from Hangzhou and found that I was not at home. I won't lie. They asked a few questions and I confessed Now, what should I do?"

"What did the father-in-law and mother-in-law say?" Zhang Xiaoshan asked, scaring the baby to death and thinking that aliens had invaded.

"After all this time, you are still joking. We are not married yet, so don't talk nonsense."

"Oh, I understand, prospective father-in-law and mother-in-law."

"I'm really defeated by you. Forget it, you can call me whatever you want. What do you think I should do? When my mother got angry just now, I was so scared that I turned off my phone." Zhong Xiaoqin was almost anxious to death. , this bad guy has not forgotten to take advantage of himself, I really hate him.

After listening to Zhong Xiaoqin's words, Zhang Xiaoshan was speechless for a while, "Ah, Xiaoqin, you are also a talent. Hurry up and turn on your phone, otherwise the mother-in-law is not allowed to call the police. Don't worry, just tell the truth. We are in free love and are protected by the state. Anyway, we didn’t do anything inappropriate, right?"

"Yes, I'm not scared anymore after hearing you say that. Hehe, you're smarter. Hang up and wait for my call." Zhong Xiaoqin burst into laughter.

After waiting for two cigarettes, I heard Zhong Xiaoqin's sweet voice again, "Xiaoshan, I made it clear to my parents and they didn't object, but I have to go home tomorrow morning and wait for your return. When I go to the Magic City, I have to meet them, is that okay?"

"No problem. I'm experienced in meeting my mother-in-law. I'll see you off tomorrow morning."

"You will talk nonsense all day long. You have never been married, how can you have experience? I love you and good night!"

"Good night!"

What kind of world is this? Why is it that no one believes the truth? It makes no sense?

Early on Tuesday morning, Zhang Xiaoshan sent away Zhong Xiaoqin who was reluctant to leave. There was no other way, as the mother-in-law obviously did not trust the character of Zhang Xiaoshan, the future son-in-law whom she had never met.

However, Zhong Xiaoqin still has a huge responsibility when returning to the Magic City this time. Zhang Xiaoshan does not trust the safety of express delivery, so he entrusts Zhong Xiaoqin to send the fingerprints and hair of the old beauty he secretly obtained back to the Magic City, where Liu Datou will take care of her.

As Zhang Xiaoshan walked out of the train station waiting hall, he was thinking about how to deal with his relationship with Zhong Xiaoqin and how to pursue Su Qingzhu when he returned to the magic city.

Well, the scumbag has already begun to prepare for the future life of two people. Zhong Xiaoqin cannot let down the affection of this girl, and Su Qingzhu has booked the empress of the palace, although Su Qingzhu does not know it. Or don't want to.

Sliding all the way back to the hotel, there is no need to keep an eye on the old beauty. The goal is achieved, so there is no need to keep a close eye on her. The woman's scent position has been marked with the first-level scent recognition, so she can't run away.

Zhang Xiaoshan, who had nothing to do, planned to study the Silver Case, but it was not possible to become a full-time official. A man could not lose power for a day, and he had to hold an official position no matter what.

Ding ding ding…

The phone rang. Zhang Xiaoshan looked at the screen and saw that it was Zhu Suosuo. He was a little strange. Why did this woman call him? He had long forgotten what happened that night. He had forgotten that Zhu Suosuo took the initiative to pursue his nonsense. .

"Xiao Zhang, what are you doing?"

? ? ? Xiao Zhang? This title doesn't seem to respect him very much. Zhu Suosuo is a little too arrogant.

"You have something to talk about, I'm busy."

After that night, Zhu Suosuo thought that Zhang Xiaoshan would cling to him like brown candy. Although he was a little tempted by this man with a bad temper, a special temperament, and a handsome appearance, he was different from the boys who usually chased after him. It's so similar, it has a special appeal.

But he still decided to leave him alone for a few days, but he never expected that this guy seemed to be missing. There was no news about him for many days in a row.

Playing aloof, playing hard to get, and letting yourself take the initiative to come to your door? Or don't you take it seriously at all?

After much hesitation, Zhu Suosuo decided to hook up with this stinky guy and took the initiative to dial Zhang Xiaoshan's phone number.

It can only mean that Zhang Xiaoshan came a few years ago and met Zhu Suosuo, who had not yet finally transformed into a money-worshiping girl. If it had been a few years later, Zhu Suosuo would probably not even bother to talk to a small food delivery guy.

"Are you delivering food again? It's okay. I just bought Balenciaga. Can you help me take a look?" Zhu Suosuo said.

"What is Balenciaga?" Zhang Xiaoshan asked doubtfully. In the past, he only enjoyed admiring and destroying, and when he was in a hurry, he had no time to understand these strange things.

Well, it seems to be the kind of thing that takes a lot of trouble to tear apart.

"Uh, you're embarrassing me like this. You don't know about Balenciaga, so do you like Japanese girls?" Zhu Suosuo was speechless about this guy, a completely ignorant straight man.

"Japanese, I know this. Pleated skirt, stockings, kawaii."

"I'm actually a Japanese girl. Aren't you attracted to me? My dream is to have a Japanese love."

"Oh, you want me to pursue you? This is possible. What are your conditions? I am quite fond of Japan.

learn. "

"Then if you seduce me in Japanese style and make me happy, I will be your girlfriend."

"Okay, come as soon as you say."

Zhang Xiaoshan thought for a second and started Ba La Ba La’s flirting journey:

"Yo Xi, Hua Gu Liang, you are a beautiful worker, please do my girlfriend's job quickly, or you will die."

Zhu Suosuo's face was covered with black lines, and he gnashed his teeth in hatred for this brainless straight man. He was speechless for a moment.

After waiting for a long time and not hearing Zhu Suosuo's answer, Zhang Xiaoshan glanced at the screen of his mobile phone. He was still on a call, and then said hurriedly:

"Hua Guliang, where have you been? Why are you working without talking? If you don't talk, you will die."

"Brother, I was wrong, I don't want to have a Japanese-style love." Zhu Suosuo was about to cry without tears, and several little black crows flew over his head.

"Baga, what's going on?" Zhang Xiaoshan was a little angry. In the anti-Japanese drama, aren't the novelists all flirting with girls like this?

Zhu Suosuo decided to give up this relationship and said with despair:

"I want to have a Japanese-style love affair, but I don't want to see the Japanese invade the village. Xiao Zhang, I'm speechless for you. Consider me the loser. Goodbye."

Listening to the busy signal from the mobile phone, Zhang Xiaoshan felt that this girl was simply incomprehensible. There must be no such nagging guy in the future wife team...