Film and Television Time Travel From the Courtyard

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A Beetle stopped at the entrance of the courtyard. My elder sister Zhang Xiaolei got out of the car with a smile. She looked at the frowning Zhang Xiaoshan and extended her thumb, "Brother, you are awesome. You used to be a dog licker, but now you have turned into a big scumbag. I found three sisters-in-law for my sister at once."

"Sister, I'm almost worried to death. You're still making sarcastic remarks. Is this still the sister who loves me?" Zhang Xiaoshan glanced at the sister angrily.

"Haha, when you can't control your crotch, why don't you worry at all?"

Seeing Zhang Xiaoshan's face getting darker, the elder sister winked mischievously, laughed and said:

"Qingzhu called Suosuo over on her own initiative. In the past two days since she came to our house, I see that she and Qingzhu are getting along well. This girl should be mentally prepared. Brother, just wait and hug her."

"Brother, I can't even get in the door now, and I'm still hugging you. Sister, you are so optimistic."

"Come on, I will take you in. Mom knows you are coming back today and will prepare your favorite spicy boiled fish for you early in the morning."

"Okay."

Watching the two siblings come in, the dad and grandma sitting on the sofa chatting had different expressions. The dad snorted coldly, "Sir, why did I give birth to a thing like you and ruin the family tradition of the old Zhang family."

Grandma slapped Dad on the head and said fiercely: "Old Zhang's family has a bad family tradition. Now that my eldest grandson is capable, he can marry more wives and so on. It's not like he can't afford to support him. Back then, I wanted to I am not the one who sacrificed my face and begged grandpa to sue grandma. After giving birth to Xiaolei, how could you, a small book guy, want a second child, and how could the old Zhang family continue to be famous?"

After teaching her father a lesson, grandma looked at Zhang Xiaoshan and said with a smile: "Don't listen to your dad. No matter how many grandsons you marry, grandma will support you."

"Yes, I support it too." Mom's loud voice came from the kitchen.

"I also stand with my brother." The elder sister hurriedly stood in line and raised her hand with a smile.

Hahahaha, I like the grandmothers, mothers, and sisters who are so tough and protective of their calves. Zhang Xiaoshan opened his mouth and burst into joy...

At the same time, in the side bedroom on the second floor, two charming little women were sitting opposite each other.

Su Qingzhu frowned and looked at Zhu Suosuo bitterly, "Suosuo, I regret it."

Upon hearing this, Zhu Suosuo immediately said: "Sister Su, what do you regret? Do you regret calling me here, or do you regret the promise you made to me?"

"Well, I had no choice but to wait until the baby was born to fulfill the promise I made to my comrades who sacrificed themselves. I thought that the baby could not live without a mother, so I came to you..."

Zhu Suosuo was a little excited and waved his hand to interrupt Su Qingzhu, "Why are you looking for me? Why don't you look for Zhong Xiaoqin? Don't you have to fulfill your promise now?"

"Zhong Xiaoqin? That mama's girl, she can't do it."

Su Qingzhu shook her head thoughtfully, showing pain and sweetness in her eyes, "Promise? Haha, I thought it would be a dead end, but I didn't expect Xiaoshan to do it."

"So, Sister Su, you regret it now and want to drive me away? Then you called me here a few days ago to tease me?" Zhu Suosuo said coldly.

"Sister Suosuo, I don't know either, but I am Xiaoshan's wife, and I am still pregnant with his child. I can't let the child live without..."

"Haha, wife? I checked. Huaxia's marriage registration in New Zealand is not recorded by Huaxia and is not recognized." Zhu Suosuo sneered and said to Su Qingzhu: "Child? I can also give it to you. When Xiaoshan gives birth to a child, I believe it will be me who will grow old with him in the end."

"Zhu Suosuo, you are shameless."

Su Qingzhu really wanted to tell Zhu Suosuo that she didn't care about a playboy like Zhang Xiaoshan, but when she thought of what Zhang Xiaoshan had done for herself, she felt that he was still young and should be saved, in case he was just a temporary fan. .

So Lu Xun said: The rate of women being able to forgive and accept their husbands’ mistresses is 60%.

"Su Qingzhu, you don't keep your word."

Zhu Suosuo was really angry. She had clearly promised that she would be the child's mother after Su Qingzhu gave birth, and she would leave Zhang Xiaoshan forever. But she changed her mind after not seeing each other all morning. Is it okay for you to be your aunt and me to be your stepmother?

Anyway, as long as I defeat the most threatening policewoman in front of me, and then fool that stupid Zhong Xiaoqin, the title of Young Mistress of the Zhang family will definitely belong to me.

"You should give up on that, I won't give up on Xiaoshan."

"Don't think that because you are pregnant, you are superior to others. He loves me the most."

…

Lying on his side outside the door, Zhang Xiaoshan listened to the hysterical quarreling of the two little women. He glanced at the smiling elder sister beside him and shook his head helplessly, "Sister, is this what you meant by getting along well?"

"Hey, plastic sisters, don't worry. When they come out later, they will definitely reconcile as before. Sister, I am also a woman, and I know best how women get along with each other." The elder sister smiled, her eyes full of humor.

"That makes sense. It's healthier to argue." Zhang Xiaoshan nodded thoughtfully.

Forget it, just keep an eye on the two of them and stop them from fighting. With Zhu Suosuo's small physique, a real-person PK with the elite sniper Su Qingzhu would probably be a one-punch knockout.

At this time, the mother's "It's time to eat" ended the war between the two little women.

When he heard that the flames of war were extinguished, Zhang Xiaoshan took his elder sister and hurried to the restaurant. If the two little women knew that he was eavesdropping outside, who knew whether they would become angry and do anything they had to do?

"Sister Su, do you have

I'm pregnant, go downstairs slowly. "

"Thank you, Sister Suosuo. It's okay. I exercise regularly and my body is fine."

Seeing the two little women holding hands and walking down the stairs with an intimate look, Zhang Xiaoshan and his elder sister looked at each other. Sure enough, women understand women.

The family had a lively lunch.

The elder sister lazily leaned on the sofa to eat, looked at the two sisters-in-law, and said with a smile: "Qingzhu, Suosuo, we have the afternoon off, I will take you to go shopping. The duty-free shops here are still very famous."

"Okay." When it came to shopping, the two little women immediately became interested. While agreeing, they turned their attention to Zhang Xiaoshan.

I'm dizzy. I haven't seen you. I just flew all night and haven't had a rest yet. It's useless for a wife like this who doesn't know how to care for a man.

Seeing Zhang Xiaoshan pretending to be concentrating with his eyes closed, his mother said, "Xiaoshan, you go too, just in time to help them get something."

"Mom, I'm almost exhausted. I want to catch up on some sleep." Zhang Xiaoshan said weakly.

My mother immediately opened her eyes, looked at Zhang Xiaoshan and reprimanded: "Just make up for it, young man, you stayed up all night, are you that sleepy? Go to bed at night."

Zhu Suosuo pulled Su Qingzhu and sneered: "Haha, sister Qingzhu, you have seen it, men are like this. When they first chase you, they will wander around you like a vagrant 24 hours a day. When they catch you, they will He is so busy that he seems to be in charge of the United Nations and is tired all day long.”

"Yeah, that's right." Su Qingzhu agreed.

Come on, we are recognized as a scumbag. If we do too many irrational things, we will lose our family status.

Next, the elder sister drove Zhang Xiaoshan and the three of them to Queen Street in Auckland.

There are many shops here, including all the shopping stores and large department stores in Auckland. The variety of products is dazzling. The gift shop and woolen shop sell handmade woolen robes, carvings, jade, trinkets, shell jewelry, fur coats made from American opossum skin and woolen car seat covers.

The three women were having a great time shopping in front, but Zhang Xiaoshan, the bag-carrying worker in the back, was miserable and felt like his legs were no longer his own. Mainly, when women go shopping, they don’t choose products as purposefully as men do. Instead, they go from store to store. Every time they choose a product, they have to ask Zhang Xiaoshan to comment. Whenever Zhang Xiaoshan shows an impatient look, the two little women are... A little expression of "Do you still love me?" This is too torturous. Zhang Xiaoshan feels that it is not so tiring to kill people and set fires.

After shopping for more than two hours, Zhang Xiaoshan's mouth was so numb that he could only say: It looks so beautiful on you, it suits you, it suits you so well, buy it, you must buy it.

I don't know whether Zhang Xiaoshan and three young and beautiful women attracted too much attention, or whether the three women spent too much money. When the four of them came to the parking lot to pick up the car, they were surrounded by seven or eight guys with patterned faces.

The leading guy looked at the three women lustfully and said to Zhang Xiaoshan in Chinese: "Chinese?"

"Well, something's wrong?"

Zhang Xiaoshan nodded. The elder sister and Zhu Suosuo were a little weak in the legs, but Su Qingzhu looked excited.

The leading guy pulled up his T-shirt, revealing a pistol, and said with a smile: "It's nothing. I just see that you are quite rich, brother. I want to borrow some money to spend. Don't be afraid. For the sake of fellow villagers, each of you can Just pay 10,000 US dollars in tolls and you can leave, otherwise..." After saying that, the guy licked his lips at the three women.

"We are all Chinese, why don't you go and rob those foreign devils? What's the point of bullying your compatriots?" Su Qingzhu said bitterly.

"Haha, I like this little pepper. Her toll will be doubled, or she can play with me for a month as toll." The leading guy was very arrogant, and the younger boys next to him also followed up with a lot of obscenities.

Zhang Xiaoshan smiled faintly, took out a grenade from his pocket, and stuffed it into the mouth of the still grinning and laughing robber leader.

Suddenly, the surroundings became quiet. The arrogant robber leader was frightened on the spot, and the seven or eight robbers were so stunned that they didn't even dare to let go.

Zhang Xiaoshan looked around calmly and said with a slightly crazy expression: "Weren't you all acting awesome just now? Now try one of the awesome ones. I feel sick just looking at you bunch of trash who only bully our compatriots."

A yellow-haired monster still wanted to regain his place and said to Zhang Xiaoshan: "I...we are head

hunters

Help, if you dare to mess around, be careful to kill your whole family. "

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Hunters gang? Never heard of it.

Even though New Zealand only has a population of over 4 million, there are at least 70 or 80 gangs of various sizes, making it a strange country. Although most gangs will not harass ordinary people, Chinese gangs are more disgusting. They specialize in targeting the elderly, weak, women, children, and compatriots. They are typical gangsters.

If you don't tell me, I haven't thought about killing this young master yet. It just reminds me that I have to kill you for the safety of my family. Anyway, here, I am the second most powerful person, and I am the third most popular person.

"Don't open your mouth, or it will explode."

Zhang Xiaoshan stopped paying attention to these dead people, reached out and pulled out the safety catch on the grenade, and thoughtfully helped the robber leader position himself with his mouth. He also gave the guy a micro tracker, and then pulled the three women into the car and drove away. , leaving only a bunch of frightened robbers...

In the early hours of the morning, Su Qingzhu heard a signal coming from the window. She glanced at Zhu Suosuo, who was sleeping soundly, and walked quietly to the window. When she opened the window, she saw Zhang Xiaoshan looking at her with a playful smile.

"nailed it?"

"Of course."

"Kill them all?"

"Hmm, I always do things without leaving any consequences."

"Hehe, that's great."

"Auntie, please let me in. It's very difficult to lie down on the window sill."

"Lie down, who told you not to take me with you!"

"Honey, you are still pregnant with the child. If I touch your skin, I will be heartbroken."

"Didn't you say that I was shooting behind the scenes? I fired shots from a distance, it's very safe."

At this time, Zhu Suosuo's voice came over, "You two are almost done. Climbing through the window for a tryst in the middle of the night is quite romantic."

"Hehe, come on in. I'll let you go today." Su Qingzhu smiled and pulled Zhang Xiaoshan.

Zhang Xiaoshan jumped into the bedroom, looked at the two beauties in pajamas, swallowed his mouth and asked tentatively: "You two, can I stay here for the night today?"

"Get out." The two little women said in unison.

Seeing Zhang Xiaoshan roll out of the bedroom in despair, Su Qingzhu lay down next to Zhu Suosuo and murmured: "Suosuo, what do you like about him?"

After hearing Su Qingzhu's words, Zhu Suosuo thought for a while and said, "Oh, he is handsome, capable, and treats me well. Of course, the most important thing is that he is rich and is willing to spend money on me. What about you?"

"I?"

Su Qingzhu hesitated for a moment, looked at the ceiling and said faintly: "It's all what you said, but the most important thing is that he risked his life for me and helped me time and time again."

"Haha, you don't call this love, you call it gratitude." Zhu Suosuo mocked.

In response to Zhu Suosuo's ridicule, Su Qingzhu immediately counterattacked: "Really? Then I love him ten thousand times more than you do."

Planting a seed of self-doubt in Su Qingzhu's heart, Zhu Suosuo said with a smile: "Haha, I'm going to bed. I don't want to talk to you anymore. Good night!"

"you you…"

Looking at Zhu Suosuo who turned to sleep, Su Qingzhu fell into deep self-doubt...

A ray of sunshine in the early morning fell on Zhang Xiaoshan's face. He opened his eyes gently and saw a pair of bright eyes staring at him. The little woman looked a little haggard. Zhang Xiaoshan smiled and said, "Honey, what's wrong? Yesterday. Didn’t you get a good night’s rest?”

"I haven't slept all night, Xiaoshan, I figured it out, I love you." When Su Qingzhu said this, her eyes were filled with deep love...

The next day, Zhang Xiaoshan felt his nose was a little itchy, so he rubbed it unconsciously, and then continued to sleep. Alas, why did it itch again? Zhang Xiaoshan opened his eyes and found two pairs of bright eyes looking at him mischievously, "Two aunts, It's only what time, please don't torment me, I'll sleep a little longer."

"Go to sleep."

Su Qingzhu grabbed Zhang Xiaoshan's ears and said viciously: "Who has time to torment you? It's already past eight o'clock. We agreed yesterday that you would accompany me and Suosuo to the French Style Market. Don't you remember? ?”

………

Time flies, and five years have passed in the blink of an eye.

Late at night, the moon was bright and the stars were sparse, and a shooting star streaked across the night sky. A pair of lovers holding hands

Su Qingzhu's tears gradually soaked her eyes and slid down slowly,